Far-right blog post of the day

I don’t usually do this, but once in a while, it’s just necessary.

This post, from Blogs for Bush’s Mark Noonan, has had me shaking my head all day. I just had to share it.

It is said — endlessly — on the left that “Bush Lied, People Died!!!!”. Of course, those of us who live in the real world understand that in President Bush we have a nearly uniquely honest President – so honest that it has cost him dear in terms of political power and support. The common refrain of how we just need an honest man in the White House has been answered – and never, I think, has a man been more slandered than President Bush; honesty is hated in large areas of the world. The relentless campaign of lies and half-truths directed against President Bush has taken its toll….

We live in an Orwellian world where, indeed, things are doubleplus unacceptable, but no one is actually bad, except for Republican officials.

Our saving grace is that this world — this universe, really — was designed for truth to come out. The lies are thick and strong these days, but the truth remains just as a rock, temporarily submerged by a tidal wave…the wave will recede [sic], and the rock will still be there.

Bush is honest to a fault; he’s unpopular because of his commitment to veracity; White House critics are dishonest; and the political world is Orwellian.

The post, just to be clear, is entirely sincere. The writer isn’t kidding or trying to write satire; he means it.

Oh, and what inspired the BfB post? This gem from National Review’s Victor Davis Hanson:

After reviewing the latest critique of the CIA’s failures to foresee the pre-9/11 dangers of radical Islam, and while reading the final sordid details surrounding the Pvt. Beauchamp fables published at The New Republic, and viewing the latest phony wire-photos from Iraq (the poor victimized Iraqi woman holding unfired cartridges as ‘proof’ of coalition bullets that hit her home), I was wondering who will monitor our self-righteous monitors?

The answer, like it or not, in the post-Plame, post-Scheuer, post-Tenet era is that no one believes much what the CIA says any more about the Middle East; no one believes that a wire-photo from there is genuine or its caption accurate; and no one necessarily believes anything in once respected magazines, whether the Periscope section of Newsweek or anything published in The New Republic. The common gripe is that the administration lied to the public about WMD in Iraq; but what is lost is that once revered institutions proved disingenuous in their accusations and unreliable in their performance.

I’m not entirely clear on Hanson’s point — I think it has something to do with the strength of the administration’s credibility — but I thought I’d add that he doesn’t appear to be kidding, either.

If you’re not reading conservative sites, this is what you’re missing.

Hey, CB. You might want to fix that closing tag for the blockquote.

  • “We live in an Orwellian world where, indeed, things are doubleplus unacceptable, but no one is actually bad, except for Republican officials.

    Our saving grace is that this world — this universe, really — was designed for truth to come out. The lies are thick and strong these days, but the truth remains just as a rock, temporarily submerged by a tidal wave…the wave will recede [sic], and the rock will still be there.”

    Talk about Orwellian! I could take this entire passage and interpret as a liberal statement. (interpreting ‘except for Republican officials’ in a sincere rather than sarcastic manner)

  • Whoa … wait. What? Bush is honest? Really?

    Let’s see here …

    “I’ll fire anyone in my administration responsible for leaking the identity of a CIA agent!”

    “Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.”

    “Osama bin Laden, wanted, dead or alive.”

    “I think nation building is wrong.”

    I could keep going, but I think we all know the tune.

    You know, I don’t want to think there are people this stupid in the world. Then I realize the Oakland Raiders have a fan base …

    😉

  • “If you’re not reading conservative sites, this is what you’re missing.”

    Which is why I don’t read “conservative” sites like these 🙂

  • I’d have to be a regular reader of Blogs for Bush, I suppose, to understand just what it is Bush has been too honest about. Noonan gives no examples; I haven’t the faintest idea what he could be referring to.

    “Honesty is hated in large areas of the world” yet “this world — this universe, really — was designed for truth to come out.” I don’t know what either of those propositions mean, but I somehow disagree with both. Is he using code-words for Jesus? What?

  • Well…since someone recently declared Godwin’s Law to have been repealed, it should be noted that there are still people on this planet who think Hitler to be a rather nice guy to hang out with. Likewise, there are some who think that Joe Stalin was completely misunderstood, that Pol Pot was a cultural genius, and that the shrill little collection of twits over at FraudNews are all visionaries of the highest order. Psychophantic pod-lemmings, one and all….

  • “…but the truth remains just as a rock, temporarily submerged by a tidal wave…the wave will recede [sic], and the rock will still be there.”

    Or maybe that rock/truth was ‘submerged’ by a large sheet of Arctic ice that has now receded far beyond all historical boundaries…oh, wait. That wouldn’t work. That would be due to global warming, andt Bush tells us isn’t really happening.

  • What is Mark Noonan smoking? “nearly uniquely honest” I guess that depends on what one means by nearly and honest.

  • Sung to Dear Mr Fantasy…
    Dear Mister Noonan type us a blog
    Something to show us you’re crazy
    Do anything take to get out of your gloom
    Talk ’bout Bush, write ’bout rocks
    Make it so (unintentionally) funny

    You are the one who can make us all laugh
    But doing that you show off your insanity
    Please don’t be mad if it was oblivious to you
    We have seen folks like you all these years

  • This Noonan guy (… and what is it with people named Noonan anyway?) is the American equivalent of the suicide bomber. Deluded by a cause whose only hope is the supreme sacrifice of reputation, our right wing friend strapped on an explosive vest and detonated himself on the internet for all to see, hoping to take out some unsuspecting victims with his brave audacity. So what was left of Mark Noonan’s dignity, wisdom and self-respect lies splattered all over the intertubes and what was gained by this senseless and random act of intellectual violence? … Absolutely nothing! The promises of guys like Victor Davis Hanson for a bevvy of nice Christian virgin girls as Noonan’s ultimate reward in heaven are but ether after the detonation, meaningless banal promises to lure the deluded who scream “Bush al akhbar!” before blowing their brains out. The world is no better off for Noonan’s senseless act of stupidity and his martyrdom will only encourage other fools who will hear the praise heaped on his virtual corpse by other right wing knuckleheads like Hanson. Such a sad world we live in.

  • Bush, whose veracity was his downfall.
    Bush, the freedom fighter undercut by bureaucrats.
    Bush, who had his vision of a democratized Iraq stymied by incompetent generals and defeatism at home.
    Bush, the perfect President, kept from his true greatness by the imperfections of others.

    In other words: it’s not Bush’s fault.

    Anyone else smell a new meme?

  • Dennis, that reminds me of the Spanish Inquisition scene in History of the World Part 1 and the intro given to Torquemada (sorry about the spelling).

  • Dealing with the Republicans’ insistent infliction of their insane perversion of reality on the rest of us just corrodes my spirit.

  • This really is pathetic. Especially when you consider all of the starving fiction writers who could turn out something far better.

    “Nearly uniquely honest…”

    Well, if he means that Bush has only told the truth once or twice during his tenure, I’d have to agree.

    But the fact that Noonan tries to compare contempt of Bush with Orwellian tactics (especially since the Wash Post is covering the Bush Advance Team story) makes me want to see if rapid application of a baseball bat to his cranium might help.

    Hey, the guy must like being a victim if he writes crap like this. He wouldn’t mind.

  • What kind of delusional man-crush does this guy have? How on earth do you continue to believe this kind of crap day-after-day, year-after-year? It boogles my mind that there are people out there like this. Oh, and frightens me too…

  • Love to watch the mass psychosis of the CB brand of craven hermoaphros twitter about their own superior brand of nitwittery. What a pack of morons you CB dorkwads are, getting high sniffing your own farts, endlessly.

  • The answer is orange wrote :Hey, the guy must like being a victim if he writes crap like this.

    You know, I almost said something along these lines. He reminds me of the poor girl who’s boyfriend treats her like crap, but she keeps sticking by him. She’ll justify all of his actions and mistreatments as something he has to do because he’s – stressed, tired, just coming out of a bad relationship, working too much, etc. etc. He’s just misunderstood by all the other people who don’t know him as well as she does. In the end, after he’s run off with some other girl, just maybe she realize the truth. But probably not, she’ll blame herself for not being patient or understanding enough. Yuck.

  • daveinboca – “dorkwads” – ha ha, that’s a good one! Sniffing our own farts? Bwaahhhaaaa!!! That’s hysterical! You have such insightful and pointed criticism of our discussions – how can we possibly defend ourselves?

  • What are they putting in the KoolAid these days? Whatever it is should be controlled by the FDA.

  • “What a pack of morons you CB dorkwads are, getting high sniffing your own farts, endlessly.”

    Now THAT’S a convincing argument.

  • I don’t read it too often for obvious reasons, but I have checked out Blogs for Bush enough to see that this is consistent with their views. Even among the conservative blogosphere they are among the most detached from reality.

    For those who haven’t ever read Blogs for Bush, imagine a blog written by someone who beleives every disputed statement Bush ever made. On top of that he is treated a some sort of demigod–sort of how most conservatives treat Ronald Reagan but more so. Not only do they believe all the lies Bush says, they treat him as a hero for being the person willing to state these “truths.” I don’t recall the specifics, but once there was a newspaper account of Bush doing some minor favor for a secret service agent or someone around him. This led to a post gushing about Bush being such a humanitarian it sounded like someone was wrting about Mother Teresa.

    I guess it is good that Noonan knows the word “Orwellian.” Now if he’d only learn what it really means.

  • Blogs for Bush’s Mark Noonan > I wanna buy 2 pounds of what he’s smoken >
    I can only quote the NewYork Dolls >> “White Punk’s on Dope” …It’s the only thing that makes sense here! … is this Peggy Noonan’s husband? That would answer a lot!!!!!!!!!

  • The right’s ground troops on the web (such as they are) long ago perfected the arts of projection and reflection to the point where it’s impossible to have a reasonable discussion with them. It’s a fact that Bush lies constantly, but they claim he’s the most honest man in the universe. It’s a fact that the GOP routinely inverts reality, claiming that up is down and black is white, but they label our side “Orwellian”. There’s no way to land a blow on them. It’s like sparring in a funhouse mirror maze.

  • Blogs for Bush’s Mark Noonan ……I wanna buy 2 pounds of what he’s smoken……
    I can only quote the NewYork Dolls …….“White Punk’s on Dope” …It’s the only thing that makes sense here! … is this Peggy Noonan’s husband? That would answer a lot!!!!!!!!!

  • daveinboca @ 18, I see they must have made the public restroom in the park you hang out at in Florida a WiFi spot. Are you and Rep. Allen sharing a stall?

    The only bits of truthfulness I can associate with $hrub are his remarks about barely being able to speak English and the comment about dictatorships are OK as long as he gets to be dictator. Otherwise $hrub’s veracity for truthfulness is equivalent to something growing in the toilet bowl of the stall daveinboca haunts. I guess Republicans get better drugs than are available to us judging from the incoherent hallucinations Hanson and Noonan uttered.

  • Noonan, sycophant
    Lovingly inverting all
    Rational thinking

    or

    Wingnut lickspittle:
    The size of your delusions —
    Truly amazing!

    or

    Noonan, oh, Noonan
    What would Jesus do, indeed?
    Your kind can’t be saved

  • As #23 says, unless you read B4B (or Butts4Bush, as I always call them), you don’t get their reality, because it is very much completely detached even from many right wing blogs. As things get more and more transparent about the Bush administration, the spacial difference in B4B’s reality and reality increases exponentially. I, too, have to take an Advil after reading the blog and the comments. And, as one commenter asked, re codewords for Jesus, yup, that’s Noonan’s major premise, Christianity is the ruler by which all things are measured. Oh, and that the liberals are, in and of themselves, the devil incarnate.

  • Damn! I saw that too, but I had convinced myself that I had not really seen it, I was instead experiencing a flashback of some particularly good acid taken circa 1977.

  • If you’re not reading conservative sites, this is what you’re missing.

    No. Here’s what you’re missing. And yes, this is for real and the author is entirely sincere (if batshit crazy):

    Exclusive: Conquering the Drawbacks of Democracy
    Philip Atkinson

    Author: Philip Atkinson
    Source: The Family Security Foundation, Inc.
    Date: August 3, 2007

    President George W. Bush is the 43rd President of the United States. He was sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2005 after being chosen by the majority of citizens in America to be president.

    Yet in 2007 he is generally despised, with many citizens of Western civilization expressing contempt for his person and his policies, sentiments which now abound on the Internet. This rage at President Bush is an inevitable result of the system of government demanded by the people, which is Democracy.

    The inadequacy of Democracy, rule by the majority, is undeniable – for it demands adopting ideas because they are popular, rather than because they are wise. This means that any man chosen to act as an agent of the people is placed in an invidious position: if he commits folly because it is popular, then he will be held responsible for the inevitable result. If he refuses to commit folly, then he will be detested by most citizens because he is frustrating their demands.

    When faced with the possible threat that the Iraqis might be amassing terrible weapons that could be used to slay millions of citizens of Western Civilization, President Bush took the only action prudence demanded and the electorate allowed: he conquered Iraq with an army.

    This dangerous and expensive act did destroy the Iraqi regime, but left an American army without any clear purpose in a hostile country and subject to attack. If the Army merely returns to its home, then the threat it ended would simply return.

    The wisest course would have been for President Bush to use his nuclear weapons to slaughter Iraqis until they complied with his demands, or until they were all dead. Then there would be little risk or expense and no American army would be left exposed. But if he did this, his cowardly electorate would have instantly ended his term of office, if not his freedom or his life.

    The simple truth that modern weapons now mean a nation must practice genocide or commit suicide. Israel provides the perfect example. If the Israelis do not raze Iran, the Iranians will fulfill their boast and wipe Israel off the face of the earth. Yet Israel is not popular, and so is denied permission to defend itself. In the same vein, President Bush cannot do what is necessary for the survival of Americans. He cannot use the nation’s powerful weapons. All he can do is try and discover a result that will be popular with Americans.

    As there appears to be no sensible result of the invasion of Iraq that will be popular with his countrymen other than retreat, President Bush is reviled; he has become another victim of Democracy.

    By elevating popular fancy over truth, Democracy is clearly an enemy of not just truth, but duty and justice, which makes it the worst form of government. President Bush must overcome not just the situation in Iraq, but democratic government.

    However, President Bush has a valuable historical example that he could choose to follow.

    When the ancient Roman general Julius Caesar was struggling to conquer ancient Gaul, he not only had to defeat the Gauls, but he also had to defeat his political enemies in Rome who would destroy him the moment his tenure as consul (president) ended.

    Caesar pacified Gaul by mass slaughter; he then used his successful army to crush all political opposition at home and establish himself as permanent ruler of ancient Rome. This brilliant action not only ended the personal threat to Caesar, but ended the civil chaos that was threatening anarchy in ancient Rome – thus marking the start of the ancient Roman Empire that gave peace and prosperity to the known world.

    If President Bush copied Julius Caesar by ordering his army to empty Iraq of Arabs and repopulate the country with Americans, he would achieve immediate results: popularity with his military; enrichment of America by converting an Arabian Iraq into an American Iraq (therefore turning it from a liability to an asset); and boost American prestiege while terrifying American enemies.

    He could then follow Caesar’s example and use his newfound popularity with the military to wield military power to become the first permanent president of America, and end the civil chaos caused by the continually squabbling Congress and the out-of-control Supreme Court.

    President Bush can fail in his duty to himself, his country, and his God, by becoming “ex-president” Bush or he can become “President-for-Life” Bush: the conqueror of Iraq, who brings sense to the Congress and sanity to the Supreme Court. Then who would be able to stop Bush from emulating Augustus Caesar and becoming ruler of the world? For only an America united under one ruler has the power to save humanity from the threat of a new Dark Age wrought by terrorists armed with nuclear weapons.

  • Who was it that recently likened the “20% minority” of strong Bush supporters to a millenarian sect? Like a sect sociologists studied several decades ago, the members of the Bush sect are becoming more and more divorced from reality since their earlier expectations of a splendid American victory spreading peace over the middle east have proved false. Just like the religious sect that became even more fanatically devoted to its beliefs after its leaders’ predictions of the end of the world failed to come true, the Bush sect, like Bush himself, is retreating into ever more fantastical claims as their power wanes and their realistic hopes of “success” evaporate.

  • Love to watch the mass psychosis of the CB brand of craven hermoaphros twitter about their own superior brand of nitwittery. What a pack of morons you CB dorkwads are, getting high sniffing your own farts, endlessly.
    bocaburgerboy

    Troll Species: The common Braindeadia Trollosaurus of the phylum “Wingtardium“; more commonly referred to on the Internet as a “Wingnut Insult Troll.”

    Description: This species is known for its complete and utter inability to put forth a coherent argument based in any known form of reality, so it instead hurls a phlegm of invective toward its prey.

    Unfortunately (for it), this particular species of troll lacks the most basic level of intelligence and, thus, misses its target more often than not.

    Habits: In order to garner attention it will often adorn itself with a crest of profanity. Ironically, and depending on the subspecies, it may be quite colorful and attract quite a few predators instead of prey.

    In other cases (such as the example above), it has only a lackluster sheen barely worthy of any notice whatsoever. This lack of attention will often make the troll go away, as it is a known coward.

    But at other times ignoring it will only make it work even harder, perhaps even forcing it to shape shift into other species of troll, such as the Baitum Switchum (common: I Really Want to Discuss the Issue Troll) or the Sybilius Notmeus (common: Multiple ID Troll).

    Hunting Methodology: This troll is actually best left undisturbed because, in reality, it is much like a fart in the wind: a noxious yet ultimately harmless presence that will eventually disappear.

  • 18. On August 22nd, 2007 at 5:33 pm, daveinboca said:
    Love to watch the mass psychosis of the CB brand of craven hermoaphros twitter about their own superior brand of nitwittery. What a pack of morons you CB dorkwads are, getting high sniffing your own farts, endlessly.

    Love to watch the bedwetting chickenhawks of the Republican’t brand of hypocritical psychoses twitter about their own superior brand of Reich wingnuttery. What a pack of morans you Republican’t frelltards are, talking out of your ass, endlessly.

    Smarter Reich wingnut ditto monkeys, please! This one seems to be stuck in the Scott McClellan era…

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