Friday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* John McCain is still taking some heat for appearing at an event in Seattle tomorrow, co-sponsored by the Discovery Institute, the nation’s largest advocate of intelligent-design creationism. (For those who want some background on the group, I wrote a piece on the Discovery Institute in 2002.)

* Remember Ahmed Chalabi? The WSJ reports, “In a new post created earlier this year, Mr. Chalabi will serve as an intermediary between Baghdad residents and the Iraqi and U.S. security forces mounting an aggressive counterinsurgency campaign across the city. The position is meant to help Iraqis arrange reimbursement for damage to their cars and homes caused by the security sweeps in the hope of maintaining public support for the strategy.” What could possibly go wrong?

* Let me get this straight. The Iraqi government, with all of its cataclysmic problems, is willing to spend $5.8 million on a DC mansion with “bright skylights, inset lighting fixtures, a top-floor kitchenette with a built-in espresso machine, new hardwood floors and soft pistachio carpeting up the winding stairs… heated floors, a firefighting system, speakers for music throughout the building, and spacious bathrooms, one with a Jacuzzi.”

* Is it possibly true that Tony Blair’s administration hired “psychics” to help with counter-terrorism?

* Those College Republicans are a classy bunch, aren’t they? ABC News reports on a CR-sponsored “Find the Illegal Immigrant” game at NYU this week. (Jesus’ General adds, in a letter to the College Republicans, “Perhaps you should consider adding a new twist to liven it up a bit. After you’ve tazered and beaten your immigrant, you should drag him down to the local military recruiting office and force him to sign up to defend your way of life. That’d add an element of realism we haven’t seen in previous immigrant hunts. “)

* It’s one thing for the Washington Times to regurgitate Republican Party talking points, but does the conservative Times really have to publish the party’s talking points, too?

* Bush’s foreign policy towards Syria: “Apparently the Bush administration view is not that making concessions would be too big a reward for Syria’s bad behavior. It’s not even that talks would be too big a reward. Nor is it that talks with the Israelis — no Americans involved! — would be too big a reward. No, the American position is that even exploratory talks would be a bridge too far.” Wow.

* The New Republic has been sold, and will now publish bi-weekly.

* “A McClatchy Newspapers analysis of 2005 census figures, the latest available, found that nearly 16 million Americans are living in deep or severe poverty. A family of four with two children and an annual income of less than $9,903 – half the federal poverty line – was considered severely poor in 2005. So were individuals who made less than $5,080 a year. The McClatchy analysis found that the number of severely poor Americans grew by 26 percent from 2000 to 2005. That’s 56 percent faster than the overall poverty population grew in the same period.”

* Greg Sargent found 10 unequivocal examples of Joe Lieberman “swearing up and down to the voters of Connecticut that he’d stay with the Dems.” If he breaks his word now, his word will be meaningless forevermore.

* Prosecutor Purge #8: U.S. Attorney Margaret Chiara of Michigan’s Western District. U.S. District Judge Robert Holmes Bell said Chiara said that Chiara was an “exemplary” U.S. Attorney in “every sense of the word” and “one of the best USAs we’ve ever had here.” Her resignation, he said, certainly raised questions about whether it was tied into the other firings.

* Putting a minimum-wage initiative on the ballot seems to increase voters’ interest and motivation in heading to the polls. Good to know.

* And, finally, be sure to check out this great chart, by way of reader AYM, depicting how the president responds to various scenarios with regards to Iraq. As Homer Simpson likes to say, “It’s funny because it’s true.”

If none of these particular items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

I was recently interviewed by Simon at Bloggasm and it may interest some of you to know what I said about blogs, the media, right wingers and the upcoming general elections.

  • “After you’ve tazered and beaten your immigrant, you should drag him down to the local military recruiting office and force him to sign up to defend your way of life.”

    I’d like do a little rewrite:
    “After you’ve tazered and beaten your COLLEGE REPUBLICAN, you should drag him down to the local military recruiting office and force him to sign up to defend HIS way of life.”

    As for the New Republic being sold. Meh. CanWest has a habit of taking media properties and making them worse. If Aspers keep to their usual media standards then expect a surge in pro Likuidist pieces…

  • re: Chalabi

    “What could possibly go wrong?”

    CB you are too cynical. Just because he is a convicted embezzler doesn’t mean he will simply write checks from American taxpayers to himself and his friends.

  • Bush’s foreign policy towards Syria – Syria’s bad behavior.

    Shrub wont even think about talking with the Syrians about Middle East/Iraq issues but there were obviously communications going on when we were sending them people to torture. Evidently Syria’s bad behaviour isn’t so bad when you are looking for thugs to carry out your dirty work.

    Perhaps this is what Glenn Beck was trying to say when he mentioned educated Muslims didn’t like America because of our lack of morals? Couldn’t be connected could it, nah?

  • Shorter JWB: I loves me some inbreeding!

    “Apparently the Bush administration view is not that making concessions would be too big a reward for Syria’s bad behavior.”

    Is this the same Syria that’s sheltering large numbers of Iraqi refugees because BushCo (TM) is dragging its arse on helping refugees that have been shocked n’ awed (C) out of the country?

    Yeah, we’re going to have loooads of friends in the Middle East.

    “In a new post created earlier this year, Mr. Chalabi will serve as an intermediary between Baghdad residents and the Iraqi and U.S. security forces mounting an aggressive counterinsurgency campaign across the city.”

    You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried. Does anyone in Iraq trust this cretin? The best we can hope for is “intermediary” means he’ll be going out to speak to people in their homes so someone can put a bullet through this turkey.

  • I just saw the headline “Obama Ridicules Cheney’s Iraq Comments” after finishing a round of World of Warcraft. I had been punching prairie dogs to build up my skill level. And y’know what? Obama’s doing the same thing — hitting an easy target just to show everybody what a keen candidate he is. The debate itself is beside the point; Obama wants to show us he can punch prairie dogs.

  • “Bush’s foreign policy towards Syria” …… or (fill in the name of the country we have adversely affected here…..).

    sometimes i wish we could take out a big ad in the foreign press that says,

    “we’re sorry, world. please bear with us for two more years until we can finish fixing things.”

  • Thanks for the hat tip!

    As for Lieberman’s word, who says it’s any good now? And as a Republican, it doesn’t need to be worth anything. He’ll be expected and assumed to lie.

  • Prosecutor Purge #8: U.S. Attorney Margaret Chiara of Michigan’s Western District. U.S. District Judge Robert Holmes Bell said Chiara said that Chiara was an “exemplary” U.S. Attorney in “every sense of the word” and “one of the best USAs we’ve ever had here.” Her resignation, he said, certainly raised questions about whether it was tied into the other firings.

    As pointed out at TPM, this whole thing is a cover for them to get rid of Carol Lam in San Diego, just as the Dukester Disaster starts piling up on the Republicans. There are several other important indictments they couldn’t bring in time – and almost all these guys who have been indicted were expected to sing like canaries, which would have resulted in several other Republican officeholders going down, and might even have reached into the White House.

    But no, they’re really just makin’ sure the USA’s are all really really competent and doing their jobs.

    The sun now rises in the west, did you know?

  • Is it possibly true that Tony Blair’s administration hired “psychics” to help with counter-terrorism?

    Sure. And they all peered at Iraq through their 3rd eye and whispered “I see dead people.”

  • If the Iraqi government had any skill at public relations, they’d invite all the guys from Walter Reed Bldg 18 to come stay there until the Army can fix things up for them. I bet those vets would like some heated floors and a jacuzzi.

    Wait, if Lieberman breaks his word now, then his word will be meaningless? Like it isn’t already?

  • You know, when you think about it, Syria is governed by a bunch of right wingers. They have built-in religious leanings, leadership is passed father to son, they like preemptive wars and they repress civil rights to protect the state. What a pity that with so much in common Bush won’t even speak with Bashar al Assad. I thought birds of a feather …

    Thanks for all the chuckles in the comments folks. Who needs the Daily Show?

  • McCain cant be held accountable for his actions. Intelligent Design? He probably thought he was at an architects convention.

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