Friday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* More purge-related documents are expected this afternoon. I’ll have a full report in the morning.

* Reuters: “The White House on Friday said no decision had been made on whether to let top political strategist Karl Rove testify to Congress in the flap over U.S. prosecutor firings that is prompting calls for Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ ouster.” Sen. Schumer’s office, which had been promised a response by this afternoon, responded, “It is disappointing that the White House is not coming forward with their plan to bring witnesses to testify. We hope that this delay is not a signal they will not cooperate.”

* The Wall Street Journal editorial page argued that John McKay, the U.S. Attorney in Seattle before the purge, was a Democrat. As reader P.K. reminds me, the WSJ is wrong — McKay is a Bush-appointed Republican. “Of course, when a Republican doesn’t act like a vicious partisan hack, maybe he really isn’t a Republican anymore,” P.K. noted.

* McKay’s replacement in Seattle isn’t licensed to practice law in the state of Washington. Wow.

* Answering questions at a town hall meeting today, John McCain was discussing federal involvement in custody cases when he said, “For me to stand here and … say I’m going to declare divorces invalid because of someone who feels they weren’t treated fairly in court, we are getting into a tar baby of enormous proportions and I don’t know how you get out of that.” After the event, McCain apologized.

* New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D) has announced that he will not participate in tomorrow St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC, making him the first governor in 12 years to skip the event. Parade organizers have a policy against allowing gays and lesbians to march, prompting Spitzer’s decision.

* Here’s a crazy thought: replacing Alberto Gonzales with Patrick Fitzgerald. The WaPo’s Andrew Cohen writes, “Can you think of a better candidate to restore honor and integrity to the Justice Department than the man who just took on the White House, and won, with the perjury and obstruction trial of I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby? Can you think of a person more likely to erase the standing charge of cronyism that seeps through the current administration like a stink bomb?” (thanks to B.P. for the tip)

* A new Gallup poll shows Americans opposed to a presidential pardon for Scooter Libby, by a three-to-one margin. (Only 43% of the country claimed to have followed the case closely.)

* The same Gallup poll found Dick Cheney’s approval rating dropping to an all-time low of 34%. I find it hard to imagine what those 34% are thinking.

* E&P: “The long and wrenching saga of what happened to Pat Tillman will draw to climax on March 26, when the Pentagon releases a long-awaited report to the media, to Congress and to Tillman’s family.”

* Glenn Beck: “She is like the stereotypical — excuse the expression, but this is the way to — she’s the stereotypical bitch, you know what I mean? … [A]fter four years, don’t you think every man in America will go insane?” and pleaded, “I’m sorry for being such a pig. But please, America. Please. I don’t think I could do it for four years. I mean, sure the country is going to go to hell in a handbasket, but could we make this about me for a second?” Remember, ABC and CNN — mainstays of the “liberal media” — pay this clown.

* USA Today ran a front-page piece that warrants additional scrutiny. Apparently, the Walter Reed Army Medical Center has suites — carpeted floors, antique furniture and fine china — reserved on the hospital’s top floor are reserved for the president, the vice president, federal judges, members of Congress and the Cabinet, high-ranking military officials and even foreign dignitaries and their spouses. Maybe some of the money that paid for all of this could have gone to Building 18?

* And finally, words of wisdom from Bill Maher on Bush calling on Americans to sacrifice during a time of war: “He’s asked us to sacrifice the pride and joy that comes from knowing people all over the world look up to you. Yeah, what can you do? And he’s asked us to sacrifice our future, because that’s where all the real bombs he’s planted — economic, environmental and security-related — are going to go off. Have a great weekend, everybody! In previous wars, Americans on the home front were willing to give up a lot. During World War II, people even pretended Bob Hope was funny. Women donated their silk undergarments to be made into parachutes — can you imagine nowadays Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan doing without underwear? OK, bad example.”

If these items aren’t of any interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Re: Replacing AG AG:
I like the idea of the man who (I believe) is responsible for the position and powers of the special prosecutor, as well as the selection / appointment of Pat Fitzgerald: James Comey

  • Glenn Beck: “She is like the stereotypical — excuse the expression, but this is the way to — she’s the stereotypical bitch, you know what I mean? … [A]fter four years, don’t you think every man in America will go insane?” and pleaded, “I’m sorry for being such a pig. But please, America. Please. I don’t think I could do it for four years. I mean, sure the country is going to go to hell in a handbasket, but could we make this about me for a second?” Remember, ABC and CNN — mainstays of the “liberal media” — pay this clown.

    Bear in mind that ABC is a fully-owned subsidiary of the Walt Disney Corporation, the same company that brought you “the Path to 9/11” and other outrages, not to mention 80 years of the Disneyfication of America under the leadership of a founding pig who admired Hitler and Mussolini and never said he was sorry for that.

    It’s absolutely no surprise that a white supremacist racist neo-fascist pig like Glenn Beck would be an employee of this company.

    Bear that in mind when you buy gifts for your children and make vacation plans for your family.

  • “replacing Alberto Gonzales with Patrick Fitzgerald”

    A brilliant suggestion. It could just save Bush’s bacon (though he’ll never escape “worst President ever” — see Trump just a few hours ago). But it will never happen because Patrick Fitzgerald will never be the myrmidonic “loyal Bushie” that Abu Gonzo has been.

  • I think they should appoint Patrick Fitzgerald as the special prosecutor to look into the pre-war use of intelligence. Pigs, of course, will fly loop-the-loops first.

    The Pat Tillman report will be entitled: “You know, this war is so fucking illegal.” (a quote from SPC Pat Tillman before his death)

    A new Gallup poll shows Americans opposed to a presidential pardon for Scooter Libby, by a three-to-one margin.

    And because Andrea Mitchell smokes way too much RepubliCrack, she says (between tricks) that “most people think, in fact, that [Libby] should be pardoned”. Watch her prostitute herself for her Republican friends:

    http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/03/12/note-to-andrea-mitchell-18-%E2%89%A0-most-americans/

  • Patrick Fitzgerald only took on the White House so far then he stopped. So he might be bad news for the White House as AG or he might be a safety net for the White House as AG. Let’s remember that these are all Republicans.

    Okay, Tar Baby is from now on known as the T-word. And only liberals can use it since they aren’t racist and Republicans cannot use the word because they are probably racist. No one however is allowed to refer to Tar Baby with an old south dialect.

    Glenn Beck is a bitch.

  • “replacing Alberto Gonzales with Patrick Fitzgerald”

    That would be one way of short circuiting any continuing Fitz investigations, e.g. Cheney.

  • * Glenn Beck: “She is like the stereotypical — excuse the expression, but this is the way to — she’s the stereotypical bitch, you know what I mean? … [A]fter four years, don’t you think every man in America will go insane?” and pleaded, “I’m sorry for being such a pig. But please, America. Please. I don’t think I could do it for four years. I mean, sure the country is going to go to hell in a handbasket, but could we make this about me for a second?” Remember, ABC and CNN — mainstays of the “liberal media” — pay this clown.

    Why isn’t it more shoking how blatantly misogynistic (sp?) this language is. Notice how his complaint is primarily about men being dominated by a woman. Plus, we have a guy in the White House fragrantly and intentionally breaks the law, and Glenn Beck is concerned about a woman president.

  • Thank you, Tom Cleaver! It is such a relief to hear someone else share my opinion on Disney. Whenever I try to tell friends, relatives, etc., that they should boycott all things Disney, they laugh it off as just a bunch of hot air. If only I could convince them . . .

  • * Here’s a crazy thought: replacing Alberto Gonzales with Patrick Fitzgerald.

    PREDICTION:

    Gonzo will resign just prior to the Easter recess and, to avoid a Senate confirmation battle, Bush will appoint his successor.

    Let’s see, now, who could it be? Join Poindexter? Ed Meese? I mean, isn’t it time to give some Reagan props?

  • Glenn Beck is the stereotypical a**hole. Why he makes a good living being that is just a symptom of these right wing times. Glenn, quit degrading manhood. Most of us have brains and are proud of that fact.

    “But could we make this about me for a second?” — Glenn, when you get through puberty, maybe then we should evaluate whether you should get back on the air.

  • As a Seattlite, it’s heart-warming to know the Republicans have such a stellar candidate to replace respected US Attorney John McKay. Whyever would we want someone who had experience as a prosecutor, or even recent experience in a courtroom, to be in charge of enforcing all Federal law in Western Washington? Why NOT a former Congressman and lobbyist? I mean, once he gets his bar dues paid up, and takes those continuing ed classes he’s behind on so he can legally practice, of course.

    The Bush administration, as always, only the best!

  • New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D) has announced that he will not participate in tomorrow St. Patrick’s Day parade in NYC, making him the first governor in 12 years to skip the event. Parade organizers have a policy against allowing gays and lesbians to march, prompting Spitzer’s decision.

    good on him for stepping up to this shit.

    “The long and wrenching saga of what happened to Pat Tillman will draw to climax on March 26, when the Pentagon releases a long-awaited report to the media, to Congress and to Tillman’s family.”

    it’s about damn time. but i wonder what’ll be censored and/or redacted et al.? stoopit question, no?

  • Pat Fitzgerald will never replace Gonzales. Won’t happen.

    He has outed himself as:

    somebody with honesty and integrity
    has proven he is smart
    and has an excellent record as a prosecutor.

    That’s FOUR strikes against him – from a Republicna point of view.

  • McCain has had a lobotomy or he’s been replaced with the most evil, stupidest identical twin cloning could come up with. This link –http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/03/16/mccain-stumbles-on-hiv-prevention/ — will take you to some jaw-dropping “straight talk” from the BS artist himself. Check this out …

    Q: “So no contraception, no counseling on contraception. Just abstinence. Do you think contraceptives help stop the spread of HIV?”

    Mr. McCain: (Long pause) “You’ve stumped me.”

    Q: “I mean, I think you’d probably agree it probably does help stop it?”

    Mr. McCain: (Laughs) “Are we on the Straight Talk express? I’m not informed enough on it. Let me find out. You know, I’m sure I’ve taken a position on it on the past. I have to find out what my position was. Brian, would you find out what my position is on contraception – I’m sure I’m opposed to government spending on it, I’m sure I support the president’s policies on it.”

    … Excuse me while I go the bathroom and vomit …

  • Taking advantage of the open thread…

    Can you name the candidate? Or the topic — which he is the only Democratic candidate to support?)

    “”Is it risky? So what if it is risky. It’s the right thing to do,” the Democratic presidential candidate told the Albuquerque Journal. “Sure I’ll catch national grief over this. But I don’t tailor my style, or what I stand for, to primary states.”

    The topic is medical marijuana, but the candidate?

    Sure doesn’t sound like Hilary, or Obama (“I MEANT to say I disagreed with Gen. Pace) or Edwards.

    Let’s leave it for a ‘challenge to the reader’ but — another hint — he’s got the best resume of any candidate running, maybe better than anyone for the past few decades.

    Why aren’t the netroots paying more attention to him?

  • “Re: Replacing AG AG:
    I like the idea of the man who (I believe) is responsible for the position and powers of the special prosecutor, as well as the selection / appointment of Pat Fitzgerald: James Comey

    Comment by TuiMel”

    I totally agree with TuiMei. After all, James B. Comey was a career employee who has already served for a short time as a Bush Administration AG. If the President wants to save his presidency, this would be a good and logical move for the country. If only Bush cared what was best for the country!!!

  • Why aren’t the netroots paying more attention to him?

    Just for the record, this story (with the “I don’t tailor my style” quote) was the lead item in my political round-up post this afternoon.

  • I find it hard to imagine what those 34% are thinking.

    “If I don’t say I like him he might shoot me!”

    McKay’s replacement in Seattle isn’t licensed to practice law in the state of Washington. Wow.

    Oh pshaw, CB! He doesn’t need a license to practice law, he just needs to be against Rove v. Wade. That’s how we do things in BushWorld.

    Didn’t some high-ranking JAG recently get the boot because he lost his license and didn’t bother to report it for five years or so? Apparently the DOJ doesn’t check that sort of thing when it runs a security clearance.

  • You know, when I first read that line about Spitzer, I didn’t even get it.

    the first governor in 12 years to skip the event…”

    Twelve years, huh? In other words, Cuomo had problems with the parade’s discrimination policy and 3-termer Pataki didn’t.

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