Gallup asks: What would Americans Tell Bush to Do About Iraq?

As quirky poll questions go, this is actually kind of interesting.

What would Americans say to President Bush if they could talk to him about the situation in Iraq for 15 minutes?

The majority of Americans — if they could literally file through the Oval Office and talk to the man they elected to be the top executive and commander in chief of the country — would tell President Bush to focus on developing an exit strategy from Iraq and removing U.S. troops from that country. A smaller group of one in four would tell the president to stay the course or even to be more aggressive in Iraq. Six percent would tell the president to own up to his mistakes in Iraq and apologize. About 7% would advise the president to work with study groups or the United Nations to figure out a solution to the Iraq dilemma. Only 5% would have nothing to say to Bush about what Americans’ currently rank as the nation’s most important problem.

It was an entirely open-ended question. Poll respondents were asked, “If you could talk with President Bush for fifteen minutes about the situation in Iraq, what would you, personally, advise him to do?” There were no choices to pick from.

A strong majority would talk to Bush about getting U.S. troops out. The most common response was telling the president end the war (39%); the second most common response was urging to craft and execute an exit strategy (12%). Nearly all of the other possible responses were in single digits.

The results were especially one-sided if you consider partisanship. Dems and independents responded to the question in largely the same way, while Republicans were more divided — the top GOP response was “continue with your actions” (24%), followed by “pull the troops out” (21%), and “finish what you started” (17%).

The real fun, though, is reading over the literal responses to the question.

Dan Froomkin apparently convinced Gallup to share examples of the actual wording respondents used. Some of these are pretty amusing.

* “Leave Iraq. Get his head out of the sand. I would tell him that his expectations are unrealistic and that his friends are making too much money on the war and that there are people dying. Also, if it’s such a good idea, he should be sending his daughters.”

* “Continue doing the job he is doing and not worry about the press.”

* “I would tell him I appreciated him being the president, but I would like him to bring those people in Iraq home, because there has been enough suffering.”

* “It’s not a disgrace to admit you made a mistake. Stand up tall and be a man and say, ‘Hey, I blew it.’ Bring the troops home because you are just making it worse.”

* “I would say what is wrong with your crazy [swear word], what the hell are you doing, we went over there to get oil and straighten these people out, and we are paying out of the nose for gasoline now.”

* “Quit giving out so damn much information.”

* “Admit up front that what we set out to do is going to take up to 40 years to do.”

* “Stay the course and finish it.”

* “Get out. Let them fight for themselves.”

* “Get out of Iraq and start thinking about the American people and not about himself.”

* “Hold his ground and do what he knows is best.”

* “Get out.”

* “Shut his mouth and get out.”

* “Enlist.”

I particularly liked that last one.

Care to share what you might tell the president if given 15 minutes to chat about Iraq policy?

Nope.
There are hundreds of thousands of situations that make me angry about his actions in Iraq, and that’s only counting one for each life this sorry excuse for a human being fucked up.
Let’s say that for me, it would be difficult to remain civil .

  • you know what lots of us would say CB. it won’t take 15 minutes.

    “get us the fuck out of iraq you moron”

  • You have the right to remain silent. Everything you have said and done will be used against you in a court of law. You no longer have the right to an attorney…

  • I’d use my 15 minutes to bust out the enhanced interrogation techniques to get answers to a lot of questions that have been bugging me like did he authorize leaking Plame’s name, who authorize the USA firings and where are the strings that Dick pulls to make him dance like a marrionette?

    “5% would have nothing to say to Bush about what Americans’ currently rank as the nation’s most important problem.” I didn’t know Congress, the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Bush’s cabinet was 5% of the population.

  • It depends. Do I have any least indication that, at any time during those 15 minutes, any of it will actually have an effect?

    Given who he is, I have to assume “no” — in which case the time will entirely be spent ranting and raving and being unproductive, since it will be unproductive anyway… but at least it will feel good. 🙂

  • Choose from any of the following three options:

    1) Fire Cheney, and immediately resign, you disgraceful idiot.
    2) Go to the Hague, and confess to your war crimes.
    3) Go to Iraq, and walk around the country telling everyone you meet that you’re sorry. Then if you survive that, do the same thing in America.

  • First – some prep work…

    For the first week, he would be prohibited from speaking.

    At the end of that week, still prohibited from speaking, he would spend the next month being taken to various locations in this country, in disguise, so that he could listen and learn without being recognized. He would get $3 a day to sepnd on meals. Those locations would include the psych ward of a VA hospital, the waiting room of a medical clinic or emergency room, an inner city classroom, a local grocery store, a gas station, an urban district court, the City of New Orleans. At each location, he would have to function as if he were the vet who needed mental health care, the sick person with no insurance, the teacher in the overcrowded classroom, and so on. This is where he could hear how ordinary people are trying to make their way through life.

    Then, he would get to visit Gitmo, and his choice of any of the black site prisons he had people sent to. He would experience “enhanced interrogation techniques” knowing he had done nothing wrong and having no access to legal assistance.

    From there, he would spend a week in Iraq, as an ordinary citizen. He would no longer have the $3 a day for food. He would be awakened in the night by people kicking down his door and shouting at him in a language he did not understand. He would dodge small-arms fire, and have to deal with lack of electricity and running water.

    Then, he would suit up in full Army uniform, be issued the same equipment the average GI gets, and wonder when the IED would get him.

    Finally, he would return to Washington, where it’s just possible no one would need to say anything to him, because he just might finally get it.

  • “I would say what is wrong with your crazy [swear word], what the hell are you doing, we went over there to get oil and straighten these people out, and we are paying out of the nose for gasoline now.”

    The poor idiot is too stupid to realize that the oil companies Bush works for don’t make more money when gas is cheap. But at least we straightened those people out by putting lots of them in coffins.

    God save us from the idiots who vote.

  • I’d suggest all of Racerx’s options, if we can get him to bring the troops home between 1a and 1b.

    Then all three, in that order. I’d ask for a film crew to follow him on the walk through Iraq, though, so we can have a record.

  • Anne, I love your comments. But Bush has all the signs of being a sociopath, and as such is incapable of empathy.

  • I like bubba’s “Fire Cheney and then resign.

    But I would put on my best Jesus costume (complete with accompanying “Angel choir” soundtrack) and then walk into the Oval office and say that to him. Then he would have no choice but to listen.

  • Maybe we could just have the Oval wired, as well as the presidential bedroom and shower and limo and Air Force 1, and pipe in some “voices” he could start listening to…as much as I would like him to “get it,” I think that unless the voices he hears are ones he thinks are coming from his own mind, he probably wouldn’t think them worth listening to.

  • I would point out how incredibly healing it would be, for our nation, the people of Iraq, and the world, for him to admit the mistakes – and the dishonesty – and sincerely apologize. I would remind him that he came to office promising to be a uniter not a divider – and that history will judge him by that standard. I would probably also read him the Beatitudes from the Sermon on the Mount:

    Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    Blessed are they who mourn, for they shall be comforted.
    Blessed are the meek, for they shall possess the earth.
    Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for justice, for they shall be satisfied.
    Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.
    Blessed are the pure of heart, for they shall see God.
    Blessed are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of God.
    Blessed are they who suffer persecution for justice sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

  • Re #14, I have no doubt at all that if Jesus Himself walked into Bush’s office and told him to stop what he was doing and get out of Iraq, Bush would have Jesus Himself shipped off to Guantanamo without a second thought.

    What with all his chest beating and “I am the President!” ranting, it’s clear that he’s gone over the edge into total psychosis. The man is literally a menace to the country and should be removed immediately as a matter of national security.

  • “Re #14, I have no doubt at all that if Jesus Himself walked into Bush’s office and told him to stop what he was doing and get out of Iraq, Bush would have Jesus Himself shipped off to Guantanamo without a second thought.”

    neil wilson, care to dress up in a Jesus outfit and do all of us here a little favor?

  • Since I know there would be no getting through to him, and since I assume the Secret Service wouldn’t allow me to bring anything to hit him over the head with, I’d just tell him to go Cheney himself and leave it at that.

  • “You have the right to remain silent. Everything you have said and done will be used against you in a court of law. You no longer have the right to an attorney… ”
    Comment by beep52

    I would say the above… on our way to guantanamo..(camp 6 to be exact) … with one caveat… I would let him have an attorney…. and I would keep his attorney close to him …as in the next cell…. he and Gonzales could talk all they want…(monitored of course) but they can only talk the same way my clients have to talk to people in the next cell…. they will have to get down on their hands and knees and yell thru the slot in the floor that is used for pushing the food in.

    (btw I wouldn’t let gonzo have an attorney… I would make him represent himself…that way we can be certain he would never get out)

  • Anne: I agree with all you wrote at comment #9 and I believe that a complete repudiation of his past actions is the only redemption for his crass soul. He does seem to lack some basic human emotions that most of us consider part of being a member of the human race. His lack of decent and intelligent leadership is probably the greatest tragedy of our generation.

    I also want to say thank you for your very thoughtful comments; I enjoy reading your words.

  • I would spit in his face, give him one tight slap, and say: “Shame on you, George Bush.”

    I think every woman who ever comes within arm’s length of Bush should actually do that.

    Imagine if Bush couldn’t appear in public for fear another woman would shame him this way.

  • Would Gallup guarantee that I could talk to him for 15 minutes without being interrupted by chest-thumping and wild cries of “I’m the president”? If so, I’d have a lot of stuff to tell him — first in Polish then in translation.

    If not… I’d borrow a classy technique from Feorge Felix (Macaca) Allen and spit on his shoes. And save my breath for cooling my tea.

  • Alternatively, I would keep repeating: “Had enough yet?”

    This would be between bouts of waterboarding.

    The only reason the bouts would continue is, I’d gag him first so he couldn’t reply.

  • Good evening, Mr President. Sir, why don’t you nuke Iran?

    I’d watch very carefully for changes in complexion, facial expression and body language. I believe every aspect of his response would tell me everything I need to know about his thinking and state of mind.

  • I still like “enlist.” The Miranda rights (beep52) would be a close second though.

  • I’d offer two suggestions. Since he is too stupid and incompetent to get us out of Iraq he should appoint not a war czar but a peace czar to figure out a way get out. The second suggestion would be to tell Bush to stick Iraq right up his ass.

  • I’d say, “tell them you broke your nose falling down the stairs.” Then I’d initiate some shock and awe to achieve a regime change.

    And I’m not a violent guy.

  • It would take about 3 minutes to beat the piss out of that sorry ass, draft dodging, silver-spoon daddy’s boy coward. I’d LOVE to wipe that fucking smirk off his face with a pair of brass knuckles.

  • Bush has dementia. There’s really no point talking to him. Realizing that he has a degenerative brain disease makes me feel a little sorry for him, but not that sorry because he was already an asshole before he got dementia.

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