Gannon/Guckert tries to make a comeback

Remember Jeff Gannon (James Guckert), the alleged gay prostitute who inexplicably was invited to the White House 200 times? Who got a daily press pass using a pseudonym? Sure you do — he’s the one who would ask ridiculously-slanted, groan-inducing softball questions for the White House, and would then publish “news” items that lifted Republican press releases word for word.

Gannon went away for a while, but now he’s anxious to make a comeback and expose the dastardly “liberal media.”

It’s been more than two years since Jeff Gannon (birth name: James Dale Guckert) resigned from Talon News, a conservative Web site for which Gannon served as White House correspondent. At the time, some theorized that Gannon was liberally granted press access in order to ask softball questions of White House officials. Others were taken aback by nude pictures of Gannon that appeared on male escort service Web pages. A few questioned his lack of journalism education and experience.

Well, Gannon’s back, and he has his claws out.

“I’m not going away,” Gannon tells Yeas & Nays. “I’m here. These people created me, and now they’re going to have to deal with me.”

Well, actually, they probably won’t deal with Gannon at all. No one took him seriously before, and they probably won’t take him seriously now.

Apparently, Gannon believes his new book will catapult him back into the limelight.

[D]on’t expect Gannon’s book to be a tawdry tell-all. Gannon says that he “deals with” his personal life in the book but adds, “My story is just a small part of it.” And besides, he’s not quite sure what all the fuss was about anyway. “It’s all irrelevant,” he says. “None of it had anything to do with my work as a reporter. … I have nothing to expose besides liberal media bias.”

Gannon says that because his book is not a saucy exposé, most major publishing houses were less interested in his manuscript. As a result, he’s elected to self-publish “Great Media War” to “maintain total control of the product.”

Well, that might be true. Or, maybe publishers weren’t interested because the book isn’t good. There are, after all, quite a few right-wing publishing houses out there that tend to enjoy books that bash traditional news outlets.

Then there was this gem:

“In my mind, I was the most honest reporter [in the White House press corps] because I was absolutely transparent with regards to my [conservative] perspective,” Gannon says. “My work has never been discredited.”

Media Matters has some helpful information that calls that claim into question.

But putting all that aside, in the unlikely event that Gannon does rise to national prominence, maybe we might finally get some answers about how, exactly, an alleged male escort was able to get entry into the White House 200 times using an assumed name. The Bush gang never got around to explaining that one, and I’ve always been kind of curious.

As Chicago Tribune columnist Clarence Page wrote a few years ago, “If America’s mainstream media really were as liberal as conservatives claim we are, we would be ballyhooing the fiasco of James D. Guckert, aka Jeff Gannon, with Page 1 banner headlines and hourly bulletins.” That never happened; the media never seemed all that interested in the controversy.

Ironically, the way the media treated Gannon is a counter-example to Gannon’s thesis. Funny how that works out.

I’m left to assume that with the Dem take over of congress, times are a bit tougher for gay prostitutes.
I’d be all for Gannon taking up the work of reporting as opposed to prostitution, (blurred as the distinction has become) but the first thing he has to do is explain the hows and whos of how he achieved such extraordinary access to the WH – especially as we are reminded on a daily and often ridiculous basis, “during a time of war”.

  • By his ridiculous logic, the bias allegedly exhibited by everyone else is acceptable if they just admit it.

  • I’d be very interested in reading his book except that I really couldn’t give two figs about whether he lives or is abducted by aliens and has his brains evacuated into a petri dish.

    What? They did? He has?

    Oh.

    Well then, never mind….. 😉

  • GG is getting back into ahem, journalism, eh? I’m assuming his piece will be on Larry Craig?

  • Doubtful @#6 “…piece will be on Larry..”. Shouldn’t that be , “…his piece will be handled by…”? snark

  • “I have nothing to expose besides liberal media bias.” — Is that what he’s named his buttocks?

    “I was absolutely transparent with regards to my [conservative] perspective.” — There you have it. Conservative is now synonymous with gay.

    With all the Larry Craig stuff coming out, Gannon/ Guckert’s timing is impeccable. I’d like to have the media reexamine his role in being the White House press room fluffer.

  • Gannon/Guckert shows up again when Rove leaves the WH? Hmmmm…..coincidence? Or did Gannon/Guckert stop getting paid under the table (and getting footsie play under the bathroom stall)?

    So many questions not being asked.

  • Hey, it’s hard out there bein’ a male whore. Too much freelance competition from Republicans!

    I look forward to Guckert teaming up with Matt “Dirty” Sanchez but it’s hard to figure who’d come out on top — they’d probably take turns.

  • I realize this isn’t exactly an intelligent comment but…

    HE was an escort? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *gasp* *gasp* *slaps knee* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ah… that was good. I needed that.

  • Two words: honey pot

    Cruise the press room, see who nibbles. File away for future use.

    Then again, maybe Rove just wanted some paid blob to fill a seat and provide an out when the questions got a little tough. All part of creating their reality.

  • Petorado beat me to it.

    Gannon says that because his book is not a saucy exposé, most major publishing houses were less interested in his manuscript. As a result, he’s elected to self-publish “Great Media War” to “maintain total control of the product.”

    And as a BDSM top, Master G. knows all about maintaining control. Sure El Jeffe, they were jealous of your dazzling prose.

    What an attention whore. I wonder if this is all a ploy to get a big paycheck from the GOP. They could disguise their Please Shut Up and Go Away money as payment for rights to the book.

  • How delusionary can even a self-confessed conservative be? Yes bias is fine as long as you admit it, BUT don’t call yourself a reporter if you do.

    I was out of the country when the Gannon-Guckert flap doodled ever so briefly on the MSM, but made it my business to follow up when I got home. In a White House obsessed with terrorisim, security, and control, here is a guy the SS seemingly can’t keep track of. There are records of him entering the WH, but not leaving. Leaving the WH, but not having entered. How does that happen? It doesn’t even matter about his male whore status, except that the SS smuggled in JFK’s female playmates (Judith Exner) for him over forty years ago. (Clinton did it for himself.) Did they perform that service again? And for whom? That would explain the poor record keeping.

    Isn’t it amazing how incurious the MSM, and even the bloggers are about this matter? I’m totally curious, if only to catch yet another gay-bashing, self-loathing, born-again, Rethuglican homophobe who likes to play footsy in the men’s room, or pay for services from a hunky ex-Marine in some dark corner of the WH, or maybe even the Lincoln bedroom.

  • Rukus @#9, I was thinking more along the lines of Ari Fleischer comes back and so does Gannon/Guckert? A coincidence…..?

  • “Conservative is now synonymous with gay.” PLEASE… Don’t insult the gay community.

    You have to believe that this idiot (Gannon) leaked the news that he was writting a tell all book about his affair with Karl Rove. Now, this is the book we want to read.

    The last thing we want to read is a fake reporter’s take on the media. He should stick to what he knows – sex with old pastie white hypocrite self-hating men. Yuck.

  • I realize that this article and most of the comments are meant to be humorous, and while some of the writing is clever, I think people need to think about the content.

    I don’t know anything about this guy other than what is in this article and these comments. There is a fair amount of mild gay bashing going on here and a lot of judgment without any proof, and it seems that since this is about republicans that makes it alright. I also have a problem with slurring him because he once was an escort/prostitute. It implies that he, and by extension anyone else, can never be anything more than a prostitute no matter what else he tries to become. No one seems to be offering proof that he is a current prostitute, just some old pictures on a website.

    By all means call for investigations as he is trying to become a public figure. If there is proof that he currently doing something illegal or even immoral then he would deserve pretty much whatever criticism that he gets. Knock him for poor reporting skills, for being self absorbed, or even his views but whitewashing someone with generalities, make a few questionable allegations and then pronounce someone as tainted has a familiar ring to me.

  • “I don’t know anything about this guy other than what is in this article and these comments.” Why don’t you inform yourself before you criticize others.

  • Ha — It’s even better than that!!

    Sorry for the double post but Talon News has this little gem (http://www.talonnews.com/news/2007/august/0826_gannon_threatens_talonnews.shtml)

    August 26, 2007
    NEW YORK: Former journalist(?) for Talon News and (former?) gay prostitute Jim Gannon is now trying to spread self-serving rumors that he used to work for the publishers of this web site.

    The (former?) gay prostitute told Publishers Weekly that he no longer works for Bobby Eberle, who employed Gannon (for what, the PW story does not say). However, Gannon seems to be trying to draw some connection between this web site and his new book “Behind Enema Lines: The Great Battlefield Report” — so much so that some “blogs” are speculating that Gannon himself owns TALONNEWS and is using it to promote himself.

    Gannon also says in the story that he has lawyers looking into the situation; we here at TALONNEWS are sure his lawyers were selected on the basis of how well they fill out their briefs.

  • Gannon has had some help boosting his book’s Amazon rating.

    Reviewers like “DC Patriot” and “Read Between Lines” and “AnImpressedliberal” have given it the top score of five stars apiece. In fact, that’s all they ever did; they never reviewed any other product on Amazon.

    Oddly enough, the pseudonym “DC Patriot” was created from the ID of “jdg172” (Jeff Gannon’s initials), and its review text consisted entirely of Gannon’s publicity release. It’s also uploaded two posed pictures of Gannon (fully dressed) to its own account.

    Let it never be said that Gannon doesn’t know how to game a system.

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