Gay employees gain email access at DoJ, right declares end of Western Civilization

April 19, 2008

Guest Post by Morbo

Last week I reported on Oklahoma state Rep. Sally Kern, and her dire warning that homosexuals have taken over Pittsburgh. Fresh from that victory, the gays have now besieged the U.S. Justice Department. Can no one stop them?

The latest important update comes via Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council, and it is shocking indeed: Attorney General Michael Mukasey is a total gay symp.

Yeah, I was floored too. But I read about it in the FRC’s “Washington Watch” newsletter, a publication as infallible as the Bible. Get this: Mukasey is letting gay employees at the Department of Justice “celebrate homosexuality within the department.”

What does this mean? Well, the gays will now have “complete access to the department’s internal communications systems and facilities to promote and host DOJ Pride activities and events.”

My God. This means gay people will actually be able to use E-MAIL, right at their desks! They’ll also be allowed to congregate in ROOMS where they’ll hold CONVERSATIONS.

If the DOJ has any other forms of internal communication, such as bulletin boards, phones, memos or semaphore flags, gays will be able to use those just like any other person to spread their vile propaganda. Clearly, no one at DOJ is thinking of the children.

Perkins mopes:

“This could easily have a ‘ripple effect’ on government agencies at all levels throughout the country. The negative impact on our legal system could be enormous.”

Yes, it sure could. The next thing you know, gay employees at the DOJ will demand the right to eat in the same cafeteria as heterosexuals or even drink from their water fountains! Imagine this being the policy throughout the entire federal government.

It turns out this is all old news. This blogger reported on it back in February.

So why is Perkins making such a fuss now (and including a petition of outrage to send to Mukasey)? I can’t say for certain, but I have a guess: slow fund-raising month.

Since when do Republican gays want to meet out in the open?

“Our guest of honor this week is Mark Foley.” “No, I was just kidding.”
How about Larry Craig?” “I have never been gay!!!”
“Glen Murphy?” “Oops, I thought you were asleep.”

  • This would have never happened if all those Liberty U and Regent U grads were in charge as W and gang had intended it. Gasp, the DOJ might be forced to investigate in a non partisan manner!!

    Heavens to Betsey!

  • Tony Perkins: “This could easily have a ‘ripple effect’ on government agencies at all levels throughout the country. The negative impact on our legal system could be enormous.”

    But the improvement in the government’s fashion sense will be FABULOUS!

  • I just read about neo-Nazi skinheads ransacking Rome’s Mario Mieli Homosexual Cultural Circle Thursday night. The goons were yelling anti-gay and anti-Semitic slogans along with praise for Benito Mussolini. I’ve seen nothing about this in the rest of the U.S. press (google search), nor is it on the BBC’s website or the International Herald Tribune. Apparently this and other skinhead activities in northern Italy were triggered by Silvio Berlusconi’s recent election as Prime Minister. Sigh.

    Perkins’ Family Research Council and the ne-Nazis seem to suffer from the same affliction.

    Against that, it’s nice to see DoJ making even minuscule progress in recognizing the rights of gays. Maybe someday we’ll be willing to realize our Founding Fathers’ statement that all men are created equal.

  • Hey, there’s nothing more fun than a gay celebration. Think of the yummy food they’ll have, those culinaryislamofascists! Those people always have the first inkling of the best new music too… audioterroists! Run people run.

  • Next thing you know, those pesky gays might sneak up one night and redecorate his house! And they’d use illiegal immigrants to put up the drywall! Oh, the horror!! 😉

  • It tickles me pink to see these blowhards driven to apoplexy by the juxtaposition of the words “gay” and “pride.”

  • So why is Perkins making such a fuss now […] — Morbo

    Slow fundrising month may be a part of the answer. Another part might be that DoJ is finally looking into Goodlin’s firing of one of the lawyers on the basis of rumours that she was a lesbian.

    The really nice thing about it is tat Perkins may be facing many months of slow fundrising; NYT had an interesting article yesterday about people, of almost every walk of life (except the super rich) tightening their belts, on almost every front…

  • This is silly. Gays don’t need access to email to communicate. We just tap our feet with a suitable wide stance.

  • In every country of the world, please pass the message: 17 May is the International Day Against Homophobia, it is of homophobia that they should be fearful, not homos!

  • Apparently it is a improvement for gay. Making these rules is convenient for gay to live a happy life. Maybe others can’t usderstand these rules and it means nothing. But they are helpful for gay. All LGBT are concerned about these rules. This issure is popularly discussed by these LGBT oneline, I have seen some opions share by bisexual at http://www.bimingle.com. Of course, “this step means a lot to gay” is the typical point of view. Really nice rules for gay. Thanks for giving us more space and making us equal.

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