Get married, get paid

For a party that claims to oppose “[tag]social engineering[/tag],” this just amazes me.

Winston Graham and Saundra Corley finally tied the knot after almost 20 years and four children together.

Now they’re planning to make their new marriage reap some additional benefits. They’ve signed up for a new pilot program for low-income couples in the District of Columbia that could give them as much as $9,000 in federal funds and other cash just because they make their relationship legal. […]

When they set the wedding date, the couple hadn’t heard about the idea pushed by Sen. Sam [tag]Brownback[/tag], R-Kan., and approved by Congress to give couples earning under $50,000 a year a “[tag]marriage bonus[/tag]” to buy a home, pay for job training or education for themselves or their children, or to start or expand a business. If couples save $3,000 in three years, they will receive a 3-to-1 match of up to $9,000.

Way back in 2000, Dick Cheney criticized Al Gore’s tax plan because, as he saw it, the plan only provided benefits “if you live your life the way they want you to live your life, if you behave in a certain way.” Six years later, with the administration’s blessing, couples are eligible for all kinds of financial perks, just so long as they live their lives the way Republicans want them to. (And if you’re gay, and can’t legally get married, too bad.)

Brownback, who proposed this idea in the first place, said [tag]poverty[/tag] “exacerbates [a problem] in people not getting or staying married.” I only wished Brownback and others who share his ideology were willing to expand the focus just a little bit.

After all, the same conservative lawmakers who embrace budget cuts for low-income health care and child-care programs, are deeply concerned about reducing poverty through government spending, just so long as it involves an issue they care about. This may, however, offer a clue about how to pitch progressive policies — families would be stronger if they had health care, more marriages might last if low-income workers got a boost in the minimum wage, etc. Brownback & Co. are pro-family, right?

Please,

It’s only a good idea if a Republicanite thinks it up.

Al Gore’s plan was obviously bad. You can’t expect a conservative to give a rationale reason for that. They just take it on faith 😉

  • I’m convinced that Brownback will be the GOP nominee in 2008, precisely because he’s such a wingnut.

    The God-bothering wing of the GOP is reaching the point where addicts often kill themselves accidentally.

    They need more and more religion in their politics to get off, and it’s starting to approach the level of overt religiosity that will kill the party.

    Someone less nuts won’t be enough to get the Talibornagain wing to the polls, and anyone nuts enough to get them out to the polls will be unelectable.

  • My wife of 30 years and I will be divorcing when she retires so we can collect both social security checks as singles, rather than just mine. As I worked for 50 years, and she for 40 so far, I think we should get some of our bucks back. We don’t write the rules, but have to work with them, just like the couple in this story. Thousands of elderly couples live “in sin” to do the same thing. I’m sure you’ve known some. Are they all going to hell? I’d bet few miss any sleep worrying.

  • This idea is so fucked up for so many reasons I don’t know where to begin.

    By the way, if Brownback becomes president the right-wing will get their wish, America really will be a country devoid of liberals, gays and lesbians. Either we’ll all move away or he’ll start a program to round us all up.

    Just when I thought it couldn’t get much worse than Bush someone reminds me that it really, really could. (shudder)

  • Mr. Ed,

    That’s an interesting concept…are you serious?

    Actually, I was thinking about divorcing my wife then moving to D.C. with the idea of getting re-married just so we could collect on the bonus money. I wonder how many others will be doing the same thing??

  • What about poor couples who are already married–they get squat? Not very “family-friendly.”

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