Giuliani cites 9/11 in explaining cell phone gaffe

Much of the political world arched an eyebrow last week when Rudy Giuliani interrupted a speech to the NRA to chat with his wife, a shtick he has pulled a couple of times on the campaign trail.

In an interview posted today, Giuliani told TV preacher Pat Robertson’s Christian Broadcasting Network exactly why he answered his phone: 9/11.

Giuliani also addressed a cell phone call he took from his wife, Judith, last week during his speech to the National Rifle Association, an important appearance because Giuliani clashed with the group when he argued for tougher gun control as mayor of New York.

“And quite honestly, since Sept. 11, most of the time when we get on a plane, we talk to each other and just reaffirm the fact that we love each other,” he said.

A few thoughts. First, I know Giuliani has an acute case of “9/11 Tourette’s,” but this just isn’t healthy.

Second, it’s interesting that Giuliani makes this reaffirmation with his third wife before air travel “since Sept. 11,” given that on Sept. 11, Giuliani was married to someone else.

And third, Giuliani is trying way too hard to convince people he’s a good husband. We’re talking about a thrice-married candidate who, among other things, married his cousin, was a serial adulterer, and marched with his mistress in a St. Patrick’s Day parade. If Giuliani doesn’t want to be the subject of ridicule, he probably should stop talking quite this much about his personal life. He’s only making matters worse.

But in talking to Robertson’s CBN, Giuliani apparently couldn’t help himself.

Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani compared the scrutiny of his personal life marked by three marriages to the biblical story of how Jesus dealt with an adulterous woman.

In an interview posted online Friday, Giuliani was questioned about his family and told the Christian Broadcasting Network, “I think there are some people that are very judgmental.”

Giuliani has a daughter who indicated support for Democrat Barack Obama and a son who said he didn’t speak to his father for some time. Giuliani’s messy divorce from their mother, Donna Hanover, was waged publicly while Giuliani was mayor of New York.

“I’m guided very, very often about, ‘Don’t judge others, lest you be judged,'” Giuliani told CBN interviewer David Brody. “I’m guided a lot by the story of the woman that was going to be stoned, and Jesus put the stones down and said, ‘He that hasn’t sinned, cast the first stone,’ and everybody disappeared.

“It seems like nowadays in America, we have people that think they could’ve passed that test,” he said. “And I don’t think anybody could’ve passed that test but Jesus.”

Hmm, what’s the funniest part of this? It’s a tough call. Is it the fact that Giuliani is indirectly describing Pat Robertson, James Dobson, and most of the GOP base, who have no qualms about judging people and condemning those who fail to meet their standards?

Or is it the fact that Giuliani messed up the story from the Gospel of John? (Jesus didn’t “put the stones down”; he never picked the stones up.)

Or is it the irony that the woman in the story was accused of adultery, a sin Giuliani has quite a bit of experience with?

Second, it’s interesting that Giuliani makes this reaffirmation with his third wife before air travel “since Sept. 11,” given that on Sept. 11, Giuliani was married to someone else.

That’s priceless. Can you imagine a follow-up question if Giuliani ever gives this explanation to real reporters? “So you did this reaffirmation with your second wife, too?”

  • I don’t think anybody could’ve passed that test but Jesus

    I think Mary was supposed to be without sin, too. But, hey, Catholicism, you’ve got to learn the doctrine…

    I think Giuliani’s referring to 9/11 to explain everything is becoming quite fun. It’s like a suit of armor from his point of view, and he’s becoming unintentionally self-satire. I feel watching him is like watching some clever ’70s TV sitcom.

  • I’d recommend that the Guiliani 9/11 shtick be turned into some sort of drinking game, but I don’t hate my liver, nor anybody else’s liver, that much to ask anyone to take a drink everytime Rudy says “9/11.”

  • “After 9/11, 9/11 realized that 9/11 at times would have to 9/11. So, ever since 9/11, 9/11 has 9/11
    d 9/11 when 9/11 9/11 9/11.”

  • Giuliani clearly doesn’t know what he’s talking about. After Jesus issued that challenge, I totally chucked a stone at that chick. Not only did Jesus get a big laugh out of that, he actually asked for a few pointers on stone throwing before chucking a few himself. So I speak as an authority when I say that Rudy is a scumbag. 9/11.

  • Jesus looked around triumphantly as nervous hands dropped their rocks when suddenly a stone flew past him and struck the accused women in the face.

    “That’s not funny, mom,” Jesus sighed.

  • I wonder if Giulia and his wife also call each other to reaffirm their mutual affection every time one of them gets on a train. Or every time one of them is about to be near train-tracks on which trains carry dangerous chemicals through the heart of a city. After 9/11, an attack via a plane is far less likely than an attack via a train.

  • honestly, it is kind of scary and telling that he can’t help citing 9/11 over and over. i think he’s sincere. It really IS all he thinks about. Spending the five years after 9/11 going around the country giving the same canned inspirational speech about it over and over didn’t help him get over it. I don’t think somebody this obsessed about 9/11 is going to be rational about fighting terrorism. I think he really was personally a little unhinged by this incident, which is understandable, but i think it makes him a LESS credible president in the “war on terror” rather than a more credible president as he claims. THe fact that it’s the only thing that comes out of his mouth, that he can’t even stop doing so after getting criticized right and left (and I’m talking politically here) repeatedly, just goes to show he’s not in control. on this issue. Scary. I hope he 9/11s himself to death before he gets the fear vote. I have noticed that some older people get stuck on one thing. It’s indicative of an inflexible mind. RUdy’s is getting stiffer and stiffer all the time, just like his joints. Not a good thing in a president, especially after this last inflexible bozo.

  • “I think Giuliani’s referring to 9/11 to explain everything is becoming quite fun. It’s like a suit of armor from his point of view, and he’s becoming unintentionally self-satire. I feel watching him is like watching some clever ’70s TV sitcom.”

    Jon Stewart ended his report about this quoting Rudy as saying: Bye Hon…love you…9/11!”

    I laughed out loud.

  • Are we supposed to think it’s charming that Rudy and Judy continue with a behavior that presumably grew out of an irrational fear that their flight would be hijacked and used a weapon? Isn’t it about time they, um, grew up? And if they decided to maintain a special ritual for periodically “affirming” they love each other, couldn’t they have decided to switch to when they went to Starbucks, or something? Or maybe when he writes his alimony checks?

  • It’s like a suit of armor from his point of view…like watching some clever ’70s TV sitcom.

    like the knight in monty python, hitting castmembers with a rubber chicken.
    crossed with andy kaufman.

  • If GOD keeps people out of heaven, (murderers, rapists, thieves, LIARS, ADULTERERS, blasphemers, unbelievers, and so forth) the American people need keep them out of office!

    The future of America lies in God’s hands and that of the prayer warrior!

    America needs to Bless GOD! (stand in the gap and pray)

    Hopefully God will continue to Bless America!

    It’s easy for people to confess to be a Christian, However the Kingdom is a Kingdom of Power, not words…. 1 Corinthians 4:20

    God forgives all who confess, repent and are baptized by his Spirit.

    If they really did repent and confess, we would hear it and see it in the very actions they perform.

    Are all those running for Presidency seeking the Kingdom of God first and foremost? Are they putting the Kingdom of God and the American people first or do they have a personal agenda to build their own little kingdoms??

    We the people – as an American nation to to honestly answer to these questions, stand up, speak the truth in bold love and win this country back through the UNITY of God’s Spirit!

    Then and only then will we experience true FREEDOM!

    What year is it anyway?

    2007 years after the death resurrection of Jesus Christ!

    Interesting how all time in contingent upon the cross.

    It’s sad that people perish for a lack of vision…

    The Good News is – that Jesus Lives!

    I rest my case and so did God through Jesus Christ! (the King of Kings, Lord of Lord’s)

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