Giuliani ready for space invaders

Usually, when Republican presidential candidates field questions about “aliens,” it’s a conservative voter worried about immigrants who’ve entered the country illegally. Yesterday in New Hampshire, however, a young boy was worried about actual aliens.

Later Sunday, during a town-hall meeting in Exeter, Giuliani assured a young questioner that preparedness will be key for all crises, including those from outer space.

“If (there’s) something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” a boy asked.

Giuliani, grinning, said it was his first question about an intergalactic attack.

“Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens,” said Giuliani, who mayor during the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Michael Crowley responded, “I know Rudy is campaigning largely on security, but this is ridiculous.”

Now, I’m willing to cut Giuliani plenty of slack on this one — it’s not like he brought up space invaders on his own. He did his best to respond to an unpredictable question from a young kid. Fine.

But his response gets back to something we were talking about earlier.

As Giuliani sees it, he’s such an expert on counter-terrorism, he’s equipped to keep us safe, whether our attackers originate on this planet or not. He’ll get us prepared for anything.

But therein lies the point that Giuliani critics have been trying to emphasize all year: Giuliani’s record on emergency preparations, particularly in regards to foreign attackers, is awful.

[Giuliani said,] “I don’t think there was anyplace in the country, including the federal government, that was as well prepared for that attack as New York City was in 2001.” This assertion flies in the face of all three studies of the city’s response — the 9/11 Commission, the National Institute of Standards & Technology (NIST), and McKinsey & Co., the consulting firm hired by the Bloomberg administration.

Actually, Giuliani didn’t create the [New York City Office of Emergency Management] until three years after the 1993 bombing, 27 months into his term. And he didn’t open the OEM’s new emergency command center until the end of 1999 — nearly six years after he’d taken office. If he “assumed from the moment I came into office that NYC would be the subject of a terrorist attack,” as he told Time when it made him “Person of the Year” in 2001, he sure took a long time to erect what he describes as the city’s front line of defense. […]

Instead of being the best-prepared city, New York’s lack of unified command, as well as the breakdown of communications between the police and fire departments, fell far short of the efforts at the Pentagon that day, as later established by the 9/11 Commission and NIST reports. […]

It’s not just the radios and the OEM: Giuliani never forced the police and fire departments to abide by clear command-and-control protocols that squarely put one service in charge of the other during specified emergencies. Though he collected $250 million in tax surcharges on phone use to improve the 911 system, he diverted this emergency funding for other uses, and the 911 dispatchers were an utter disaster that day, telling victims to stay where they were long after the fire chiefs had ordered an evacuation, which potentially sealed the fates of hundreds. And, despite the transparent lessons of 1993, Giuliani never established any protocols for rooftop or elevator rescues in high-rises, or even a strategy for bringing the impaired and injured out — all costly failings on 9/11.

But perhaps the best evidence of the Giuliani administration’s lack of readiness was that no one at its top levels had a top-secret security clearance on 9/11.

Giuliani got applause in New Hampshire for saying, “We’ll be prepared for anything that happens,” but I’m trying to imagine someone who would be less qualified for taking on domestic security and emergency preparedness. The only person who comes to mind is George W. Bush.

Giuliani got applause in New Hampshire for saying, “We’ll be prepared for anything that happens,”

Idiots. WTF are we going to do when a huge percentage of the population can be sold such a load of crap? I mean WTF???

Once the media transfers the ownership of the Iraq war to the next (Democratic) president, there will be no huge wave of discontent that we see right now, and this will be because too many Americans are freaking idiots. They pick their candidates based on how they make them feel, not knowing that they’re being lied to, and in many people’s cases, not caring if they’re lied to, as long as it’s lies they like the sound of.

Space aliens would in some ways be a welcome sight IMO. We need someone to wipe out the current paradigm.

  • If it hasn’t been done yet, there’s a ripe potential for a SF story about a leader who portrays himself as near-omnipotent on the world stage, humbled by visitors from another world.

    Or, just slap something together that’s a transparent satire of George W. Bush versus the UFOs. Call it “Independeration Day”.

  • Exactly how does not stopping a terrorist attack qualify one to thwart the invasion of an alien race advanced enough to travel the galaxy? We can’t even make it to Mars, for crying out loud.

    If Rudy’s our first line of defense, I’m cooperating with the aliens. I’m not ashamed to say so.

  • Cut him plenty of slack? Are you kidding, CB? If we’re gonna beat the Republicans, we gotta fight like the Republicans, down and dirty.

    So I’m seeing this scene with Rudy and the Decider standing on a pile of 9/11 rubble bullhorning away, and this little alien guy comes up to them and says, “Take me to your leader, Al Gore.”

  • Rudy is prepared for an alien invasion. He’s got his copy of Indian Love Song by Slim Whitman on his iPod cued up and ready to go.

  • Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will.

    Whoa! He must mean because he’s already met them- his friends from Zenador, who we’ll all find he exactly resembles, once he pulls off his false skin.

    V the series was a little more to Giuliani than it was to the rest of us…

  • Someone please ask Rudy the space defender how much he would spend on systems to avoid asteroid collisions.

    I’m guessing zero.

    International Herald Tribune, 5 March 2007
    The Associated Press

    WASHINGTON: NASA officials say the space agency is capable of finding almost every asteroid that might pose a devastating threat to Earth, but because it lacks the money to do it, the job will not get done.

    The cost to find at least 90 percent of the 20,000 potentially hazardous asteroids and comets by 2020 would be about $1 billion, according to a report NASA will release later this week. The report was previewed Monday at a Planetary Defense Conference in Washington.

    Congress asked NASA in 2005 to come up with a plan to track most killer asteroids and propose how to deflect the potentially catastrophic ones. “We know what to do; we just don’t have the money,” said Simon Worden, director of NASA’s Ames Research Center. . . .

    http://impact.arc.nasa.gov/news_detail.cfm?ID=172

  • Getting on Rudy for his response to an off the wall ET question from a kid is unfair. No slack on the non-trivial, terrestrial stuff, though.

  • Getting on Rudy for his response to an off the wall ET question from a kid is unfair. No slack on the non-trivial, terrestrial stuff, though.

    How about just a frank response, like “We really don’t know what’s out there,” or “I don’t believe in aliens” or “Since we haven’t seen them so far, you really shouldn’t worry about us seeing them any time soon, if they’re out there”?

    The Giuliani response is a silly answer to a question that the person asking the question took seriously. You can’t expect a kid not to believe in aliens. A lot of adults do, and a lot of people who are going to vote for Giuliani probably do, and also believe in angels and ghosts and crap like that. It’s not as if he was talking to a committed person or something.

  • I don’t know, I think even a joke that shows he doesn’t believe in aliens would have been better than just flat out patronizing the kid and acting like there’s nothing possible that could happen that we wouldn’t be ready for.

    It’s like the kid saying “What if a meteor is going to hit the earth?” and Giuliani just pat answering “We’ll be ready for anything.” I’d hope the President would have more sensitivity than that.

  • Rudy will welcome the entry of a whole new employer pool. Americans will be able to take good, low-paying jobs with the alien invaders, who will invest their money on Wall Street.

    And the space aliens won’t provide health insurance, either….

  • Rudolf wouldn’t know “His Omnipotent Highness Krlll” if it jumped up and bit him in the face.

  • Ha ha ha! Maybe Giuliani will play Halo 3! Then I would get that joke!

    Ha ha!

    *sticks fingers in mouth, then wipes saliva on natty suit-jacket*

    I will play with features on computer now!

  • Soon as we figure out how to keep the tiles on the Shuttle…
    Watch out Galaxy!
    Here come the Waterboarders!
    And we got Bibles too!

    [Aside: Scotty… can you beam me to another multiverse? One far far far away from here?]

  • Would it have been too hard for Rudy to take the boy seriously, and educate him, like a grown-up?

    “Well, Jimmy, despite what you see in the movies, we’ve never detected life of any kind on a planet other than this one. Bad guys coming here from other planets is just make-believe. Even if there were bad things on another planet, they would be really, really, REALLY far away, and it would take them so long to get here that they wouldn’t even bother. They would grow old and die before they got here. Space is huge, bigger than you can even imagine.”

    Nope. He lies to the kid, and suggests that somehow he’s prepared to handle space invasion.

    What a guy.

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