[tag]Ted Haggard[/tag] hasn’t had a great 24 hours. He’s accused of having sex with a gay male prostitute and using methamphetamine, which forces him to give up his post with his ministry. Later, he acknowledges that “some” of the accusations are true, but he won’t say which. This morning, Haggard’s accuser takes a polygraph test and fails, which suggests Haggard probably made the wrong political move by having already acknowledged some “indiscretions” with the prostitute.
Today, Haggard has a new explanation, and lo and behold, he never really did anything wrong at all.
Evangelist Ted [tag]Haggard[/tag] admitted Friday that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a gay prostitute who claims he was paid for drug-fueled trysts by the outspoken gay marriage opponent. […]
He denied the sex allegations but told reporters outside his home that he did buy the meth because he was curious, but he said he threw it away.
“I bought it for myself but never used it,” he said. “I was tempted, but I never used it.”
Haggard, 50, said he never had sex with Mike Jones, a 49-year-old male prostitute who sparked the scandals when he told a radio station he had had a three-year sexual relationship with the minister.
Haggard said he did get a massage from Jones after being referred to him by a Denver hotel.
See? Haggard’s only lapse of judgment was buying meth, which he ended up discarding anyway. As for that “massage,” that wasn’t his fault; the gay prostitute was recommended by some hotel’s staff. It’s all just one big misunderstanding — no affair, no sex, no drug use. Just a curious evangelist who didn’t even take the drugs he bought.
OK, raise your hand if you believe Haggard.