Heck of a phrase

On Thursday, Bush participated in a roundtable discussion with small business owners and community leaders in New Orleans, billed as a chance to discuss the progress seen over the last few months. But when the president said the city is “a heck of a place to bring your family,” it couldn’t have been too encouraging — in light of Bush’s post-Katrina use of the phrase.

As it turns out, Bush seems to have developed something of a verbal tick.

On a daily basis, sometimes several times an hour, the word “heck” creeps into President Bush’s public pronouncements. People he wants to praise, as well as places, ideas and winning sports teams, are all told that they are or have done a “heck” of a good thing.

You might think Bush would have retired the expression after he infamously told the man who led the federal government’s much-criticized response to Hurricane Katrina: “Brownie, you’re doing a heck of a job.”

But the verbal quirk has turned up in Bush’s speeches at least four times this week. On Thursday, he used it four times in a 10-minute address.

It’s used to describe places, legislation, people, baseball teams, and even in dealing with weighty international issues.

In that same speech, Bush sought to draw a distinction between Western democracy and what he said was the flawed vision of America’s enemies in the battle against terrorism.

“We’re going to win,” he said. “Our ideology is a heck of a lot more hopeful than theirs.”

He’s using a heck of a phrase, but maybe someone could get Bush a thesaurus?

Bush is communicating with his other base – the dumb, the stupid, and the ignorant. He’s letting them know he’s “a good ole boy.”
Who else could he get to ask these questions?

Dear protector father president, you are so wise and articulate, why do you think so many americans still don’t get why we need to be at war forever?

It’s an honor to speak to you mr. president, can i just thank you and thank god for your administration?

Mr. president, we love laura so much, can you give us any parental advice?

President bush, my family is so much better off financially since you took office, can we start a fund to have your face carved on rushmore?

Mr. president, thanks for making us safer from terrorism, how come you’re so smart?

President bush, can we go ahead and round up all the non christians and put them in concentration camps real soon?

Mr. president, i have a lovely daughter who is single, may i offer her to you?

President bush, could you please remove the constitution and bill of rights?

President bush, don’t you think that we should just skip the next election and just appoint you emperor for life?

Mr. President, is it okay now just to go ahead and take all jobs and rights away from women and make them stay home and have babies?

Mr. president, you acted so bravely and decisively on nine eleven that i sacrificed two of my children for the cause, is laura as nice as she seems to be?

  • bush is famed for having a seriously filthy mouth. his hecks are probably a desperate attempt not to say something else.

  • I think it was yesterday I noticed that he used the word “common” over and over again. People say what they are thinking. Even hum tunes, quite unconsciously, that betray their feelings.

  • We shouldn’t be surprised that Bush, who
    can wax euphoric over our “success” in Iraq,
    can describe the ruins of a great American
    city as a “heck of a place,” but really, isn’t
    it time the MSM called this fraud for what
    he is? Must we go through three more years
    pretending we have a president?

  • Is B…

    a heck of a hick…
    or
    a heck of a hiccup?

    Heck… I dunno…

    Maybe both:

    A heck of a hiccuping hick…
    or
    A hick who hiccups hecks.

    Heck… I dunno…

  • From it’s humble beginnings with the sound uh, the big bang of Shrubneski’s vocabulary has reached peak velocity and the outer galactic reaches of it’s ~300 word limit and is now imploding back in on itself in a tortured, garbled gravitational wad soon to once again exist only as a pure, dense uh.

  • lol burro…

    uuuuuhhhhhhhh…and when it happens I’m sure Chris Matthews, Tim Russert, and others of their ilk will wax poetic over the simple, sturdy rhetoric of this our Dear Unitary Executive Leader…

  • Heck has no fury…

    Heck, by the dictionary definition, is “sometimes used as a less offensive alternative for the word “hell”” In other words, Bush is constantly shuttering an informal profanity. Wonder why the Christian right is not a heck of lot more upset about this?

  • Let’s face it, Bushit is a HECK of a dumbass. With an IQ of 81, he can’t have much of a “spontaneous” vocabulary. The things he will be known for are that he can read, just not PDB’s, or be read to for 7 minutes anyway and that he will do or say anything to maintain power for himself and his fellow parasites. Impeach the bastard and start preparing charges for the ICC. Weasel dick Cheney will be next.

  • Bushie, you’re having a heck of a year.
    if fact so is your whole darn administration
    and your whole darn party is doing a heck of a job too.

    and it’s a heck of a long time till 2008

  • kali is onto something there.

    Sort of the ultimate left-handed compliment one can give:

    “The President? He is doing a heck of a good job.”

  • “…maybe someone could get Bush a thesaurus?”

    “I’m scared as heck of them horses, what am I gonna do with a dinosaur?” responded the President.

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