House Republicans take a firm stand — against Mother’s Day

Well, now they’ve done it. Congressional Republicans took a right turn at Main Street and hit the gas quite a while ago, but I had no idea they would actually vote against motherhood.

On Wednesday afternoon, the House had just voted, 412 to 0, to pass H. Res. 1113, “Celebrating the role of mothers in the United States and supporting the goals and ideals of Mother’s Day,” when Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-Kan.), rose in protest.

“Mr. Speaker, I move to reconsider the vote,” he announced.

Rep. Kathy Castor (D-Fla.), who has two young daughters, moved to table Tiahrt’s request, setting up a revote. This time, 178 Republicans cast their votes against mothers.

It has long been the custom to compare a popular piece of legislation to motherhood and apple pie. Evidently, that is no longer the standard. Worse, Republicans are now confronted with a John Kerry-esque predicament: They actually voted for motherhood before they voted against it.

Even the original sponsor of the Mothers’ Day resolution, Nebraska’s Jeff Fortenberry (R), voted against his own bill.

The problem isn’t that 178 Republican lawmakers suddenly decided they no longer like mothers — though, with this bunch, one never knows — but rather that the House GOP has decided they prefer procedural tactics to allowing the chamber to function.

House Minority Leader John Boehner, asked why 178 Republicans (including him) switched their votes to oppose the resolution, said, “Oh, we just wanted to make sure that everyone was on record in support of Mother’s Day.”

Except, they all voted against the resolution in support of Mother’s Day. Only congressional Republicans could be this dense.

Indeed, it doesn’t generate a lot of headlines, in large part because no one really expects responsible governing from House Republicans anymore anyway, but Boehner & Co. have decided to bring the chamber’s ability to function to a slow crawl of late. As Boehner whined yesterday, he feels justified using delay tactics because it’s “time for Democrats and Republicans to work together.”

To induce this working together, Boehner decided to stop the House from working at all. As House Democrats tried to pass legislation to ease the mortgage crisis on Wednesday, Republicans served up hours of procedural delays, demanding a score of roll call votes: 10 motions to adjourn, half a dozen motions to reconsider, various and sundry amendments, a motion to approve the daily journal, a motion to instruct and a “motion to rise.”

The high point came just after 6 p.m., when, after one of the motions to adjourn, 61 members lined up to change their votes, one by one. Forty-six went from aye to no, while 15 changed from no to aye. The maneuver ate up 28 minutes in all — and caused an eruption by Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, who accused the minority of a “filibuster by vote changing.”

“I know that probably all of you did polls on that and focus groups on whether or not you should vote aye or nay,” Hoyer mocked. “What just happened is not appropriate for the House for either side, to simply use a device of changing votes, of voting late, of lining up in the aisle and coming down every 30 seconds or so with one more vote.”

But the dilatory maneuvers continued, and the Democrats finally announced that they would postpone the vote on the mortgage bill until Thursday, thereby pushing a war spending bill to next week.

And with that, House Republicans were delighted.

As for the GOP’s opposition to moms, I wouldn’t be surprised if this little stunt comes up during the fall campaigns. Dems might not necessarily base an entire ad on a resolution vote, but I could imagine a Dem candidate saying, “Rep. Smith spends most of his time in Washington saying, ‘No.” No to quality healthcare, no to bringing the troops home, Smith even voted against Mother’s Day. Isn’t time we said no to Rep. Smith?”

And they wonder why they’re going to be wiped out, wholesale, come election day. It’s like they’re begging to be booted.

  • Maybe they suddenly remembered that Hillary Clinton has a daughter, and that Michelle Obama has two.

  • Shouldn’t surprise anyone – moms have not been drinking the kool-aid as much as their angry white male counterparts. Moms actually see the injustice of the Iraq war, understand why their children need healthcare, and don’t rationalize the homosexual activities or use of prostitutes that are common among the neocon/repug ilk.

    The notion that somehow chimpy had the overwhelming support of “security” and “soccer” moms was just another lie – just like the notion that Americans overwhelmingly want to drink with an abusive alcoholic/cocaine addict.

    They are so anti-women, its amazing they ever have consensual sex without pay – of course they hate moms.

  • If these assholes want to play that way, keep the fucking House in session 24/7.

  • “HelenaMontana” has a good point thus:

    And they wonder why they’re going to be wiped out, wholesale, come election day. It’s like they’re begging to be booted.

    Meanwhile, expect their pyahnitsa droogs and malachiks on the Religiopolitical Right, with some help from the weird and unwholesome, to come up with creative and innovative voter-suppression strategems come November as would make such rumoured to be developing in Zimbabwe look like Disneyland….

  • I posted this on another thread but here goes again:

    Why did they do this? Good question. I called Mr. Tiahrt’s office in DC. Apparently, the minority Republicans are going to stop votes on EVERYTHING until they get what they want in the Emergency Supplemental Bill. The goopers will be doing Motions To Reconsider on every bill presented until they get what they want in that supplemental.

    This is what our government has become. The minority stops government from functioning until they get what they want.

    Additionally, for anyone who thinks that this supplemental bill might be about anything but the war, read this: http://www.house.gov/apps/list/press/az02_franks/supplementalletter.html

    This is ALL about the war, no matter what this pr!cks say!

    How much money was wasted with this effort? Ok, math is not my strong suit but this is what I calculated (feel free to correct).

    – Average Salary of a Congressperson: $160,000

    – Average Days Worked: 150

    – Average floor time for a bill (based on what my idiot Rep Kirk’s office told me and this is excluding time to write the bill): 5-15 minutes – I will use 10 minutes

    – Number of bills affected this week (From the Library of Congress Thomas site): 37

    Total wasted tax payer money: $357,666 in playing games to get their war funding.

  • The Republican strategy is supposed to make the Democratically-controlled Congress look as do-nothing as the previous Republican do-nothing regime thereby diluting political brands and making voters throw up their hands and say, “they’re all the same.”

    But anyone paying the slightest bit of attention to politics can only be more and more disgusted by Republican tricks. I pray the voters across the US can as many Republicans as possible and wash this generation of Republican crooks away.

  • As Boehner whined yesterday, he feels justified using delay tactics because it’s “time for Democrats and Republicans to work together.” /

    And the Repig way to show that it is time to work together is to stall, delay, impede, and obstruct until the Dems understand that “We must work together…as long as that means we do whatever the G.reedy O.il-soaked P.rocrastinators want!”

    They are completely out of control. When they were in the majority, they turned off the microphones of Dems who were in mid-speech, they had verbal vote counts that were judged in favor of the Repigs when it was so patently obvious that the Thugs had lost, they stuck the Dems in closets and refused to even participate in proceedings. Now, they do all they can to stop the government from functioning b/c they have been thrown out on their assess. Good God!

    Speaking of God, note to Rethugs who voted against our mom’s. You realize that the most famous and distinguished of all mothers, Mary, the MOTHER of God, is included in the group that you just so firmly took a stand against. Hypocrites, cretins, self-serving egomanics, every damn one of you!

  • Alex, right…so it took one bill and turned it into THREE votes; 1) the bill (which passed), 2) the vote to table, and 3) the vote to untable the tabled motion.

    WASTE. OF. TAXPAYER. MONEY!

  • tell me that my tax dollars
    aren’t going to pay these motherfuckers
    (no pun intended)
    for this waste of time.

  • I think they’re just going nuts now that they know they’re going to be slaughtered in November instead of running against their preferred opponent.

    Time for all of us to go out and register as many new voters as we can, to reduce the impact of the schemes referenced in #6, which are surely coming. It’s time to build the army which will bury these creeps for the forseeable future.

  • Hey, math really isn’t my strong suit! I only considered 10 minutes for tabling the bill, not the other 10 minutes for UNTABLING the bill.

    This would bring the cost to a whopping THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION DOLLARS!

  • These clowns do realize that all of these tactics are going to come back and bite them in their collective asses, right?

    All any Dem needs to do is run an ad detailing the numerous ways in which the GOP obstructed the will of the people. The damn thing nearly writes itself.

    I think this is what’s called “penny wise, pound foolish.”

  • So ? Who is going to do anything about these crooks ? Blah blah blah talk talk talk is why they get away with murder . Let me know when the decent folks of America get some balls .

  • Alex, right…so it took one bill and turned it into THREE votes; 1) the bill (which passed), 2) the vote to table, and 3) the vote to untable the tabled motion.

    Vote 1 – The Bill
    Vote 2 – The vote to table the motion to reconsider votes. The motion to reconsider votes only takes two people.
    Vote 3 – The vote to adjourn the House, which seems to be brought up whenever all the current bills being considered have been cleared.

    50 minutes total to get through one unanimous vote.

    http://clerk.house.gov/floorsummary/floor.html

  • If they’re doing this to slow things down, then why not use it? This is a great ad — Republicans voting against Mother’s Day. Let them explain it.

    They’re aren’t going to stop mucking up the works until they pay a price.

  • Do we need parliamentary procedural reform? This legislative masturbating costs us money!

    The abuse/gaming of the system is retarded. The shouldn’t get some many freakin timeouts.

  • So ? Who is going to do anything about these crooks ? Blah blah blah talk talk talk is why they get away with murder . Let me know when the decent folks of America get some balls .

    doing it the old fashioned way ( a la Whisky Rebellion, Boston Tea Party ) will only get you a 10×10 in Gitmo these days, MCA, and “Protect America” acts have seen to that.

    We only have the power to vote, and that system’s rigged.

  • Proving once again republicans get elected to make sure government won’t work. They don’t care about Americans but only about their party. My friend Nick was reading me a paragraph from a new science fiction book where our new president in charge was hanging republican members of congress upside down and backwards because this is exactly how they tried to legislate. Paying them salaries to act like children is such a waste. They walk in locked step right over the cliff with these antics because it guarantees they will not get reelected. We’ve had enough of republican games.

  • Mr. Benen suggests voting against Mother’s Day is a political liability, but a holiday would deny them a sense of martyrdom.

  • Here’s my GOP spin:

    “As it stands, the resolution in question celebrates a perversion of our American values. Without more specific language, this bill could be taken to mean that the House of Representatives celebrates all individuals who are legally defined as mothers. The Republican Party will only vote for a bill that specifies that our support be given exclusively to heterosexual women, those God intended to be mothers… none of them trannies or homos are gettin’ my support.”

    /southern drawl

  • NB, @28

    And no celebratin’ unmarried mothers, either; that would be putting the seal of approval on their sins.

  • The Rethuglican idea of Mom is Ma Barker!
    The Rethugican apple pie as in “American as apple pie” in made with crab apples.

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