How Giuliani made $30 million without even trying

Rudy Giuliani has quite a few questionable relationships with a motley crew of dubious characters, but Hank Asher, a former drug-runner, business partner, and “close friend” of Giuliani’s, bears special attention right now.

Giuliani and Asher met in 2002 when Asher demonstrated his Matrix database software for the former mayor, who was reportedly impressed enough to strike a business deal: Giuliani Partners would represent Asher’s company, Seisint, as part of a very lucrative arrangement. GP got $2 million per year, a commission on Seisint’s government sales, plus stock options that were worth a bundle after LexisNexis bought Seisint in 2004.

Giuliani’s association with Asher became somewhat controversial lately, after Asher’s name popped up in a California public corruption indictment. But the business partnership looks even more interesting today, in light of this report in Time.

GP pulled in more than $30 million for just one year’s work on Seisint’s behalf, company records show…. But the Seisint deal wasn’t as perfect as it seemed. One problem: the payment of percentages or commissions to “solicit or secure” government contracts is prohibited by federal law and laws of some states. Tom Susman, ethics chairman of the American League of Lobbyists, says the bar on commissions is intended to eliminate incentives for middlemen to bend the rules to land a contract. A GP official who refused to be named insists that the firm never received “commissions” from Seisint — despite what Brauser and Latham remember and despite the fact that payments to GP are labeled “commissions” in both the minutes of a Seisint board meeting and a key financial statement.

Instead, says the official, GP earned “special bonuses” based on the achievement of corporate “milestones.”

Please. Giuliani’s firm lobbied to help Seisint secure lucrative government contracts. Seisint, in turn, paid the firm “commissions.” But now Giuliani’s team want to redefine the word, in order to make it legal — they weren’t “commissions,” they were “special bonuses.” Even by Giuliani standards, this kind of lying is just insulting.

Wait, it gets worse.

Seisint was using Giuliani’s name to open doors and secure contracts, but Giuliani insists he was never a lobbyist, and never registered as a lobbyist.

But this doesn’t add up. Giuliani’s firm pulled in $30 million thanks to Seisint. How, exactly, does Giuliani justify all of this money? If it wasn’t money earned by commission, and it wasn’t generated by lobbyist fees, what was Seisint paying $30 million for?

Rudy never registered as a lobbyist because even though he and his clients were using his name to advance their interests with the federal and state governments, he claimed he never actually lobbied. And now the commissions he got for securing government contracts through his savvy “not lobbying” aren’t really commissions but “special bonuses.”

Nice work if you can get it. Unless it all turns out to be illegal.

Which, in this case, given all the lobbying Giuliani did, it might very well be.

This is exactly why Giuliani has tried to keep his business work secret and free of public scrutiny. His client list, that we know of, includes the makers of OxyContin (Giuliani personally met with the DEA chief when the agency launched a criminal investigation of the company), an official in Qatar with known ties to Osama bin Laden and other terrorists, and a cocaine smuggler with a database company that apparently paid Giuliani $30 million for work he claims not to have done.

How Giuliani even has the chutzpah to run for public office (worse yet, the presidency) with this record is amazing. And how any thinking person could even consider voting for him is a mystery.

Ya know, if there was a Mafia, Giuli “Crossdress” Giuliani would be a Don One.

  • And how any thinking person could even consider voting for him is a mystery.

    Unless that ‘thinking” person is ruled by fear and needs big bad daddy Ruuuuuddeeee to make them feel “safe”.

  • I think Giuliani is finally getting down into the numbers where he’s not relying on the support of “thinking” people. The fact that such a freaking criminal could even come close to being president is a testament to the power of the beltway bobbleheads. Just like Bush, he should have been immediately disqualified, and he would have if he was ever given a close examination on issues that actually matter.

    The man has always had tons of criminal friends, advisors with batshit crazy policy positions, and multiple scandalous personal issues, but only now are we getting any hint of that from the bobbleheads.

    Good job, guys. Way to keep us informed on the important stuff.

  • The fact that such a freaking criminal could even come close to being president is a testament to the power of the beltway bobbleheads.

    I would love to put the blame on the MSM, but at some point in a democracy the people themselves have to (a) be critical thinkers, (b) demand more of their media, (c) use widely available tools – the Internet or even more in-depth magazines – to go around the media gatekeepers and find out important information, and (d) actually raise the standards for their leaders.

    Yeah I’m having one of my cyncial phases, but truly in this country we get the government the majority deserves. Its unfortunate the minority has to suffer the same fate, but that’s what happens when you actually try to let a populace that faithfully watches Fear Factor and American Idol, made Britney Spears a star, and considers “US Weekly” to be a news source have the power of self-governance.

  • Is it possible that someone could be lower and more slimy than George W Bush? Whoa! This guy is a 24 carrot crook. I wonder what the Reverend Robertson thinks now? Maybe there will be some religious right people who will begin the think some things over.

  • Yeah I’m having one of my cyncial phases, but truly in this country we get the government the majority deserves. Its unfortunate the minority has to suffer the same fate, but that’s what happens when you actually try to let a populace that faithfully watches Fear Factor and American Idol, made Britney Spears a star, and considers “US Weekly” to be a news source have the power of self-governance.

    Well, how many people are doing that stuff (I would’ve mentioned fantasy leagues! god the lameness) and how many are just trapped on their treadmills? I’m not saying they could think critically if they weren’t though–that takes a social environment in which critical thinking can be reinforced.

  • Is it possible that someone could be lower and more slimy than George W Bush?
    That’s what makes him a shoe-in.

    If any Democratic candidate had even one-third of Rudy’s baggage then the talking heads would be sonorously explaining all the reasons the candidate was symbolic of the degeneracy of the Democratic Party. As it stands, the SS Rudy will steam on with a few respectfully muted squawks from the media before they return their attention to Hillary’s couture, Edwards’ haircuts and Obama’s teen aged drug use.

  • RooDee is a Ghoul—that makes him “the un-dead.” So all he’s doing is saying that he’s now “the un-lobbyist” recipient of “the un-commissions.”

    It’s time for GhoulChild to join “the un-free….”

  • Chop chop chopping at Rooty’s tree…………and it is swaying , soon to come crashing down , rotting from the inside out………………..didn’t think it would take this long for the truth to sink in but that is evidence of how distracted / ignorant / screwed up / scared to death too many people in this country are………..fine though……I say let the bush repubs spend their little remaining money on tearing each other down………..this election is going to be a bigger turkey shoot than anyone imagined………..They will have no candidate left standing by fall……….then they can bring in Newt or some other goober to muddy the water for a while longer………….A new day is coming…………

  • I’ve said it here before: In 1999 a great deal of Dubyah’s past had come out, with thanks to Molly Ivins, and it made no difference. Nothing stuck to the eternal and narcissistic fratbrat. RooDee may also get a free pass if the power elite wants him as president. I can’t imagine a worse fate for this country than this fascist crook as president.

  • Given Rudy’s love of money (eg he passed on participating on the 9/11 Commission in order to make money), we can pretty much figure that he wants to become president in order to make money. The pay is the fringe benefit to access to the coffers.

    Sadly the more I find out about Huckabee, the more reasonable Rudy seems.

  • Giuliani’s ideal for presidential behavior would seem to be Dick Cheney.

    Halliburton and KBR and K Street will seem like small-scale field trials compared to what I fear that he would like to put in place.

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  • He came to OKC in the middle of a disaster asking for another photo op. Disrespecting again the hurting and pained in the spirit of making himself another hero. Only the biased media covered it: http://www.koco.com/video/14847621/index.html?taf=okl

    Its disgraceful to see him trying to use services (Police, Mayor of OKC, space at hotels) that should have been used to help those who live in this city and need it in this Federal Disaster!

  • …”but at some point in a democracy the people themselves have to”

    What makes you think this is a democracy, and please define “democracy” ???

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