How shallow do they think we are?

Rep. Zack Wamp (R-Tenn.), one of Fred Thompson’s boosters on the Hill, recently suggested the actor/senator/lobbyist would make a good president, in part because of his speaking voice.

“He has a commanding voice,” Wamp said. “He has a commanding presence. He makes people feel secure. He makes us feel confident.”

Sen. George “Macaca” Allen (remember him?) apparently feels the same way. (via Steve M.)

Former Sen. George Allen is bullish about former Republican Sen. Fred Thompson of Tennessee, the actor who hasn’t even gotten into the 2008 presidential race yet.

Thompson has the right philosophy, is articulate, has a record and is “the best voice in America,” Allen, a Virginia Republican, told a lecture series audience yesterday.

He likened Thompson’s voice to that of a “modern-day Rex Allen,” drawing a reference to a now-deceased cowboy actor.

It’s good to know substantive qualities weigh heavily on the minds of GOP leaders.

On a related note, interest in Mitt Romney’s appearance is apparently still high among conservative political observers.

In his June 6 column, Politico chief political columnist Roger Simon declared former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney the winner of the June 5 Republican presidential debate and attributed Romney’s victory, in part, to the fact that he is “[s]trong, clear, gives good soundbite, and has shoulders you could land a 737 on.”

As Media Matters for America noted, Simon has previously described Romney as having “chiseled-out-of-granite features, a full, dark head of hair going a distinguished gray at the temples, and a barrel chest,” adding: “On the morning that he announced for president, I bumped into him in the lounge of the Marriott and up close he is almost overpowering. He radiates vigor.”

This, of course, follows Bill O’Reilly praising Romney’s jaw and hair, and NewsMax celebrating the former Massachusetts governor’s “sensational good looks.”

The moral of the story: if a Republican candidate looked like Romney and sounded like Thompson, they could call off the primaries and give the guy the nomination. They might be tempted to ask this amalgamation a few questions about issues, but why bother? He’d make Republicans “feel” secure.

The Daddy Party is so strong and forceful and disciplinarian, metes out wise and just punishment, will pick you up and wipe of your knees when you fall off the bike, teach you to punch out the mean bad bullies who call you names, and then has big strong shoulders to wrap you in a hug and a great deep voice for telling bedtime stories and fairytales. Oh and has great hair.

Sheesh does it get more Freudian than this?

  • “the best voice in America,”

    Well, if that’s the standard, James Earl Jones for President! Of course, he’d probably get swiftboated over all of that Darth Vader stuff. Bad on family values, you know.

    As far as voices for President, Tom Waits has my support.

  • Fred Thompson has been subbing for Paul Harvey on the radio lately. So why settle for second best? Paul Harvey for president!

  • From wikipedia:

    A 1994 New York Times profile described his character roles in the following terms:
    “The glowering, hulking Mr. Thompson has played a White House chief of staff, a director of the Central Intelligence Agency, a highly placed F.B.I. agent, a rear admiral, even a senator. When Hollywood directors need someone who can personify governmental power, they often turn to him.”

    Idea for a best seller:

    See the little sheeple people…
    See the big bad Bin Laden wolf…
    Run sheeple run!
    Run to Mr. Thompson sheeple!
    See Mr. Thompson glower at the terrorist wolf pack!
    Glower Mr. Thomspon glower…
    Oh joy sheeple people!
    Joy!
    Mr. Thompson has glowered them away!
    Save! Save! Save!
    See President Thompson save!
    Oh Joy!
    Happy are the little sheeple people.
    Happy!
    Happy!
    Happy!
    President Thompson has saved them!

  • “He has a commanding voice. He has a commanding presence. He makes people feel secure. He makes us feel confident.”
    ————————Zack “Swamp-Criitter” Wamp

    Sure. Commanding voices always qualify someone for the Oval Office. Hitler had a commanding voice. So did Mussolini. For that matter, so did Castro. Let’s all nominate Fidel Castro for President!

    And—the Darth Vader thing wouldn’t be a hindrance for anyone. Look what Chancellor Cheney’s been getting away with the past several decades….

  • Jeezus, they prefer sizzle over steak. I think we just found out who actually believes that you can add 3 inches to your winkie, there are teen sluts who want you and that 5 minutes on the ass blaster will turn you into Arnie.

    Bonnie Tyler’s “I need a Hero” Repub Style
    Where have all good Reps gone
    And who believes in god?
    Where’s the street-wise Jack Bauer
    To torture Arab sods?

    Isn’t there a Reagan upon a B-52?
    Late at night I toss and turn and dream of what I need

    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll water board all night
    He’s gotta pretend
    And he’s gotta play tough
    And he’s gotta pretend he will fight
    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll see nuclear light
    He’s gotta be sure
    And it’s gotta be soon
    And HE’s gotta have a hot littl’ wife

    Somewhere before elections
    In my wildest fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond my reach
    There’s someone pandering to me

    Ignoring all the blunders and fleeing from the heat
    It’s gonna take a faux strong man to sweep me off my feet

    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll water board all night
    He’s gotta pretend
    And he’s gotta play tough
    And he’s gotta pretend he will fight
    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll see nuclear light
    He’s gotta be sure
    And it’s gotta be soon
    And HE’s gotta have a hot littl’ wife

    Up Where the money meet the favors above
    Out where the slogans fills the air
    I would swear that there’s Cheney somewhere
    Eavesdropping on me
    Ignoring the heat and the scams and the pain
    And the storms and the blood
    I can feel his pretending
    Like a fire in my blood

    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll water board all night
    He’s gotta pretend
    And he’s gotta play tough
    And he’s gotta pretend he will fight
    I need a hero
    I’m holding out for a hero who’ll see nuclear light
    He’s gotta be sure
    And it’s gotta be soon
    And HE’s gotta have a hot littl’ wife

  • Perhaps these Republicans would be interested in receiving a good, hearty “thwacking”—with a variety of construction materials, farm implements, and domesticated livestock. think “cattle stampede” here….

  • The Republicans have a history of promoting and electing mediocre actors. Since they keep getting elected, the quality of the voice telling the lies must in fact matter.

  • How shallow do they think we are?

    sasq:

    a) Not “think,” they know.
    b) Not “we,” the Rethug sheeple who elected Dumbya.
    c) How shallow? Bootomless pit comes to mind.

  • When an infant receives a present, it is usually far more interested in the gift wrapping and the exterior boxing than what’s inside. As one matures, the wrapping become disposable and the true substance of the gift is what’s inside and the intent behind it. Some people just don’t grow up.

    I personally am waiting for someone to “out” Chris Matthews. His orgasmic comments about the appearance and manner of Republican candidates just ain’t right. His secret has to be among the worst kept inside the Beltway.

  • I’d rather have someone who could *be* presidential than an empty suit with a pretty face who *acts* presidential. I like to think that I can tell the difference, but not many of us can get completely by the gut appeal of looks over intellect. Besides, we really don’t have much else to judge by, given the media.

    It always was interesting (the bang-your-head-against-the-wall type of interesting, not the kind that adds to knowledge) to hear Reagan refer to things he’d done in a movie as something he’d done in real life. People somehow accepted that he *was* what he played. Though I hated most of his policies, it was damned difficult not to be a bit charmed by Reagan’s aw shucks, optimistic act. Dee’s right, it’s verrry Freudian.

    P.S. As a Massachusetts resident, I’d be fairly happy if someone *would* land a 737 on Mitt the Twit.

  • Where’s the marlboro man when you need him.
    Personality and character and intelligence trump looks anytime but you must have the former to recognize the shallowness of the latter.
    That being said, have you ever noticed Romney’s skinny little legs and girlish walk…it’s almost a skip…just saying.

    Romney makes a perfect game show host or ESPN football locker room announcer.

    He also makes the perfect phony ….but that’s because he…never mind. It should be obvious

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