Huckabee thinks Guantanamo Bay prison is ‘too nice’

Former Gov. Mike Huckabee has had quite a bit of trouble lately explaining the Wayne Dumond scandal. In Republican circles for the last generation or two, there’s nothing worse than being labeled “soft on crime.” In Huckabee’s case, to borrow Josh Marshall’s description, he “pushed for the release of a serial rapist who subsequently went on to rape and kill another woman … because a bunch of anti-Clinton whack-jobs convinced him that the guy was a victim of the system.” Worse, when confronted with questions about it, Huckabee lied about what transpired.

So, what’s a presidential hopeful to do? How does the man who pushed for Wayne Dumond’s release convince the Republican Party that he’s “tough”? Apparently, Huckabee has come up with a plan.

Asked about Guantanamo, Mike Huckabee said he had visited the facility and said it was “disappointing” that military personnel were eating meals that averaged $1.60 while the detainees were eating Halal meals that cost over $4 each.

“The inmates there were getting a whole lot better treatment than my prisoners in Arkansas. In fact, we left saying, ‘I hope our guys don’t see this. They’ll all want to be transferred to Guantanamo. If anything, it’s too nice.”

Back in May, Mitt Romney did his best to appear “tough” himself, announcing at a debate, “Some people have said we ought to close Guantanamo. My view is we ought to double Guantanamo.”

But Huckabee, who seems to know even less about national security and international affairs, apparently wants to kick things up a notch, claiming that Gitmo is “too nice.”

Matt at TP helped highlight how foolish this really is:

Huckabee may have seen “nice” conditions when he visited Guantanamo. But FBI agents who worked at the facility have reported that detainees were subjected to harsh conditions, including “the use of growling dogs” to “intimidate detainees,” at least as recently as 2004:

“Detainees at the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, were shackled to the floor in fetal positions for more than 24 hours at a time, left without food and water, and allowed to defecate on themselves, an FBI agent who said he witnessed such abuse reported in a memo to supervisors.”

A recently released operations manual for the prison, dated March 28, 2003, “indicates that some prisoners were hidden from Red Cross representatives.” Presumably, such “no-access” detainees would have been hidden from visitors like Huckabee as well.

But that’s all right, because Huckabee, who doesn’t know what the National Intelligence Estimate is, and who thinks Thomas Friedman and Frank Gaffney have similar worldviews, visited Gitmo and concluded the detention facility is “too nice.”

He’s a credible expert whose analysis on this deserves to be taken seriously, right?

Post Script: On a related note, be sure to check out Lee Stranahan’s latest gem on Huckabee. Hilarious.

there’s an easy answer to this one — in a huckabee presidency all that the detainees will need to do is accept jesus into their hearts, and a huckabee pardon will follow.

  • Well, maybe Gitmo is nicer than Arkansas prisons. Gitmo doesn’t sound too far removed from AL prisons. Maybe there’s a story.

  • entheo, lol. But it’s exactly what the islamic terrorists say of us – if we would only accept allah, then we would not be the enemy.

  • The mind reels…

    For some reason, I keep hearing one of my favorite lines from “Seinfeld” in my head:

    “And you want to be my latex salesman…”

    Unbelievable.

  • this “too nice” statement coming from Huckabee is quite curious seeing that he has advocated for Guantanamo Bay to be shut down. I think there is a presice difference from Mitt who has changed his views to line up with the conservative base years ago, becoming more aligned with Conservative Thinkers and a Huckabee that continues to have a short memory and align himself increasingly with the pandering left. I hope his rise in the polls is short lived and his shallow constituency awakes and smells his reeking liberalism before his “Christianity” hypnotising act puts them all to sleep! Here’s to hoping Mitt – the only conservative who can win next November, wins this January and February.

  • Joshua,
    I don’t know which left Huckabee is lining himself up with, but it’s not any left I know. Do you not have spell check on your computer? Usually the red lines under words indicate they may not be spelled correctly.

  • Jen and those Huckabee supporters out there,
    I’m sorry I spelt two words wrong, normally I’m perfect but maybe I overestimated myself that last time. The left that the Huckster is aligning himself with is the same left that Jimmy Carter championed. The same left that Hilary and her far left fellow candidates are trying desperately to cast themselves as. Look at his record Jen, he’s a pro-life, anti gay marriage liberal. I’m sorry but two issues in one of the three conservative “legs”, if you will, don’t make you a conservative. You have to be fiscally conservative (not increase spending by nearly 10 billion, while raising taxes to fund your big government – as the Huckster did), socially conservative (the only leg that he seems to have down), and military conservative (not advocate for the closing of Guantanamo Bay, not call the Bush Administrations great strides in keeping America safe “arrogant and bunker mentality”, not use ridiculous one liners about the Holiday Inn Express he stayed in last night, and refuse to use the same water boarding technique that our own military trains with on terrorist that have vital information because it’s not nice – among other things as the Huckster has advocated for, done and said). Do you need more proof? Do you know what I think, I think all the facts in the world will not change your mind on the Huckster because he is a “Christian” and so are you, and that seems to be good enough for you. All smarminess aside, I am too a Christian but there are too many things about the Huckster that don’t add up in my mind and my discernment tells me to steer clear. I want to leave you with something my dad used to always tell me: None are so blind, than those that refuse to see.

  • Well, I noticed right off the top that conservatives apparently have three legs. I would have thought that would make them easy to spot, especially in the voting lineup.

    Bush is a fiscal conservative? How do you figure that? The government has gotten grotesquely bloated under Bush, and his spending is nothing short of outrageous. Why do you think you owe such a staggering debt to China – from all the cheap clothes at Wal-Mart? Even someone who failed math every year they spent in Grade 8 can tell the difference between “surplus” and “deficit”. Bush took office with a surplus, and if he leaves office with one, I’ll eat a live chicken in Macy’s window at high noon on a day of your choosing.

    If you call increasing the number of enemies on almost a daily basis keeping America safe, well, I can only hope you were being sarcastic there, too.

  • Talk about living proof of what ten generations of hillbilly incest produces. The guy gives a wholly new and original definition to “dumb redneck.” I can’t believe Southerners don’t keep this guy locked up in the basement with Billy Bob the family retard.

  • Hey Mark,
    I’m glad you opened your mouth proving your ignorance! The only time I mentioned Bush was in reference to foreign policy and that was to say that he has kept us safe here at home. Have you seen another terrorist attack? My posts were in reference to the Huckster. Thanks for paying attention.

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