I hope you’re sitting down … Congress to work five days a week

Over the last several years, under Republican rule, Congress’ schedule became shorter and shorter. The “work” week began late on Tuesday, and wrapped up early on Thursday. Single-day holidays for most of us (Memorial Day, for example), became an excuse to take off an entire week. Come adjournment, the 109th Congress will have worked just 103 days — seven fewer than the infamous “Do-Nothing Congress” of 1948.

To a certain extent, this should hardly come as a surprise. Republicans have lacked a policy agenda for quite a while, so bother working? And since they gave up on the basic mechanisms of the Legislative branch — administration oversight, passing budgets, holding hearings — lawmakers soon began to find utility in staying home a great majority of the time.

Those days are over.

Forget the minimum wage. Or outsourcing jobs overseas. The labor issue most on the minds of members of Congress yesterday was their own: They will have to work five days a week starting in January.

The horror.

Rep. Steny H. Hoyer, the Maryland Democrat who will become House majority leader and is writing the schedule for the next Congress, said members should expect longer hours than the brief week they have grown accustomed to. “I have bad news for you,” Hoyer told reporters. “Those trips you had planned in January, forget ’em. We will be working almost every day in January, starting with the 4th.” The reporters groaned. “I know, it’s awful, isn’t it?” Hoyer empathized.

Yes, perish the thought. Congress, with an ambitious agenda and actual work to do, plans to roll up their sleeves and actually start showing up to handle the business of state.

It’s the kind of move that will have a variety of positive effects, thought to hear GOP whining, you’d think Dems had proposed something truly radical.

“Keeping us up here eats away at families,” said Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.), who typically flies home on Thursdays and returns to Washington on Tuesdays. “Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families — that’s what this says.”

Asking members of Congress to work the kind of hours most Americans work is anti-family? Please. If Kingston wants to spend less time in Washington handling the responsibilities that come with being a lawmaker, he has the option of resigning or retiring. (For that matter, if congressional Republicans really want to talk about mandates that “eats away at families,” perhaps they should address what happens to the personal lives of troops stationed in Iraq.)

Also, perhaps these guys should consider what Congress was like before the advent of modern air travel. Members would spend most of the year in Washington — and families managed to survive. Indeed, Congress was far less dysfunctional than it is now.

Which leads to a potential side benefit that the WaPo article didn’t mention. One possible explanation for the toxic political atmosphere in Washington the last several years is the fact that none of these guys have to deal with one another — ever. They fly in, work for a day or two, and fly out. There are no relationships forged, no cross-the-aisle partnerships formed. What was once common when lawmakers were actually stuck together in Washington for more than 48 hours at a time has largely disappeared, and this might play a small role in helping bring it back.

Or not, we’ll see. In either case, Republicans should probably keep in mind that complaining about working more than a couple of days a week, for a job that pays about $165,200 a year and includes amazing benefits, may not go over particularly well with voters. Just a thought.

“Keeping us up here eats away at families,” said Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.), who typically flies home on Thursdays and returns to Washington on Tuesdays. “Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families — that’s what this says.”

Snort, chuckle, chuckle.

Like you said CB, if the guy isn’t up to preforming the requirements of the job, let him find another one. When I had to travel regularly for work I didn’t get to complain. But if this cuts down on the number of poseurs and wannabees in Congress, so much the better.

  • The 109th is what you get when you put the party that doesn’t believe in government in government. (Then again, we can all be thankful the Republic 109th didn’t work any harder — think of all the addditional damage they could have done.)

  • As for Kingston, he might want to try working for a living and see the damage it does to a 2-income WalMart family.

  • I wouldn’t mind if Congress spent just 3 or 4 months in session… if they were all done at once, instead of spread over the whole year. It might attract more candidates for office.

    It would also give incumbents more time to raise campaign cash, of course. Which is also probably why Congress fails to realize that all those days out of session were days off; they were hard at work doing their “real” jobs!

    FYI, the legislature in my state spent 120 days in regular session this year, plus two (count ’em) month-long special sessions, and a one-week lame duck session last month. Voters last month also passed an initiative to limit regular sessions to just 90 days.

  • Kingston is obviously a bright and thoughtful man, and I am personally very excited about what I assume will be his major legislative priority in the coming year: amending the Fair Labor Standards Act to prohibit work weeks longer than three consecutive days or a total of 30 hours, and prohibiting employers from reducing any workers’ pay when the new, reduced work week in implemented. Indeed, it is so obviously pro-family, I can’t imagine a single Republican who wouldn’t rush to vote yes to show their family values bona fides. Who knew it is the R’s who are truly the progressive, leftist, working class champions?

  • “Who wants to bet Family Guy Kingston has at least one mistress?” – TAIO

    Now, now, TAIO, how do you know it’s not a boy-toy? 😉

  • Does this mean that repubs will now push for a 3 day work week for the rest of us? Overtime after 24 hours worked, instead of 40? I like this idea, but I won’t hold my breath for the repubs to include the majority of us in this sweet little deal.

  • “Keeping us up here eats away at families,”

    Tell that to the soldiers over in Iraq.

    Not just lazy, but an assholic pussy to boot.

  • Watching an idiot who is too idiotic to know he’s an idiot is funny. Until you think for a moment that this guy not only got elected to Congress but re-elected. Of course, then you realize he’s Southern – from the poster-state for hillbilly incest no less, and it starts to make sense – he’s the best the gene puddle there can produce.

  • Rep. Kingston, meet Elvis Costello:

    Welcome to the workin’ week.
    Oh I know it don’t thrill you, I hope it don’t kill you.
    Welcome to the workin’ week.
    You gotta do it till you’re through it so you better get to it.

    Sometimes I wonder if we’re livin’ in the same land,
    Why you wanna be my friend when I feel like a juggler
    running out of hands?

  • Actually Georgia is not “hillbilly”except in the very north of the state in the Blue Ridge mountain area. Tennessee is mostly mountainous and has a higher percentage of “hillbillies”. The proper term is more likely “cracker”.

    If we are going to criticize the Republicans for their inaccurate language, we need to watch our own as well.

    And if we are going to criticize the Republicans for their stupidity of intolerance, Tom Cleaver, you should think about such blanket condemnations of the South.

  • Watching an idiot who is too idiotic to know he’s an idiot is funny.

    I wish I’d said that.

    Mr. Kingston might explain to his “family” that the new extended hours for members of Congress, the schedule that bears an uncanny resemblance to the schedule most Americans must keep whether they want to or not, should be seen as a measure of personal sacrifice for the greater good. It’s one of those character-building things, one of those “values” Mr. Kingston’s party loves to talk about.

    Or is that asking too much from a Republican?

  • So, do they have to actually show up, or can they stay home and not vote/debate.

    What a joke they have become, by my calculations and without the major perks, these clowns were making $1603 a day and don’t even have to buy their own meals or pay for their own travel.

    And they can’t even find it in their hearts to raise the minimum wage to $58 a day ($7.25*8 hours). Cowardice at it’s finest.

    Idea, let’s pay these clowns by the hour, no more salaries in Congress or the White House. They can have overtime all night long. What would be the difference between Clinton and Bush ??

  • Who wants to bet Family Guy Kingston has at least one mistress?
    Comment by The answer is orange

    🙂 Yeah I bet Kingston’s wife already thought he worked 5 days a week and some weekends. This news will be news to her.

  • What’s next? Some ReThug doing a Moses schtick, screaming for Pharaoh Pelosi to “let my people go?”

    Crack the whips at these neocon whiners! Make the swine work double shifts, to compensate me (yeah—I’m a U.S. Citizen) for all the “gratis” paychecks they collected last year. Let’s see how they like the “H’YAH, MULE” routine for once. Make ’em work weekends and holidays, too.

    “H’YAH, MULE !!!”

  • Slightly OT but speaking of republican families:

    Mary Cheney and her wife will get a little bundle of joy early next spring. Expect Right Wanks to burrow further into their own arseholes as they prepare for the apocalypse.

  • To Rep. Kingston: may the soft tears of you and your colleagues flow into a mighty river which can carry you away from the suffering and pain you unfairly, yet courageously, must bear for the greater good of our nation.

    From the WaPo:

    House Majority Whip Roy Blunt (R-Mo.), one of the architects of the lighter workweek, put the best Republican face on Hoyer’s new schedule.

    “They’ve got a lot more freshmen then we do,” he said of the Democrats. “That schedule will make it incredibly difficult for those freshmen to establish themselves in their districts. So we’re all for it.”

    Loser.

    And in other news, the English language today said “my bad” for allowing the word “Republican” to be correctly spelled without the letters “p-e-t-t-y”.

  • “Work expands to fill the time available.” “The best government is the least government.” In the words of the late Mr. Whig, “I fear for the future of the Republic.”

  • I approve of any work week that keeps the Republicans governing less and the Democrats governing more.

    Note To Mr. Cleaver: I don’t think you know anything about hillbillies. They where the ones who seceded from Virginia to form West Virginia during the Civil War. They fought and died for the right to unionize and strike in coal mines. And more recently Dickinson and Buchanan counties (pronounced Buck-anan by the ignorant hillbillies) both voted for Webb over Allen by 10%. These are two “Hillbilly” counties in Virginia. Hillbillies are populists, are you implying Kingston is also? When you insult somebody make sure you get it right.

  • “Work expands to fill the time available.” “The best government is the least government.” In the words of the late Mr. Whig, “I fear for the future of the Republic.” – Fallenwoman

    And the 107, 108, and 109 Congresses could finish all nine appropriation bills not one single time. Which kinds of proves that they haven’t been working hard enough.

    The 109th left seven of the appropriations bills (due by last September 30, by the way) for the Democrats to finish in 2007.

    Not to mention reforms of entitlement programs.

    Yet still the Republican’ts could find time to pass flag-burning amendments, gay marriage amendments, and all sorts of other “feed THE BASE” bullshit while ignoring the minimum job they are paid to do.

    Which after all includes CUTTING THE GOVERNMENT where they can.

  • My first thought on Kingston’s whining was well expressed by 2Manchu.

    My second thought is that if Republicans want to only show up a few days a week, that’s their prerogative. The fewer Republican obstructionists that show up the better we all will be. I hope during Kingston’s next election his silly comments will be repeated over and over to the working people who pay his undeserved salary.

  • “Next year, members of the House will be expected in the Capitol for votes each week by 6:30 p.m. Monday and will finish their business about 2 p.m. Friday, Hoyer said.”

    Um… that’s still not a five day work week. Not really.

    And, oops! Sorry Grump!

  • What?

    “It’s long overdue,” said Rep. Mike Thompson (D-Calif.), who lives in Napa Valley and will have to leave his home at 3 a.m. on Sundays to catch a flight to Washington in time for work Mondays. “I didn’t come here to turn around and go back home.”

    The reporter means 3 am Monday, right? No way it takes two days to get from California to DC.

  • #27

    “It’s long overdue,” said Rep. Mike Thompson (D-Calif.), who lives in Napa Valley and will have to leave his home at 3 a.m. on Sundays to catch a flight to Washington in time for work Mondays. “I didn’t come here to turn around and go back home.”

    The reporter means 3 am Monday, right? No way it takes two days to get from California to DC.

    – NononemOuse

    I’m sure he probably just has to fly VIA Singapore so he can get the cheapest flight to save taxpayers money. 🙂

  • “I fear for the future of the Republic.”
    —————————————————Fallen-and-can’t-get-up-woman.

    Good. The Republic will implode because, as Republican’s will be forced to put in a complete series of consecutive work days per week, they will now have to choose between (1) graft, corruption, greed, and expensive lobbyist-funded junkets—and (2) food, water, and sleep. As I stated previously:

    “H’YAH, MULE !!!”

  • “They’ve got a lot more freshmen then we do,” he said of the Democrats. “That schedule will make it incredibly difficult for those freshmen to establish themselves in their districts. So we’re all for it.”

    Roy Blunt Object seems to imply that the best way for legislators to keep their job is to not do their job and instead hang out with the voters. (I’d be interested to know how accessible he was when he was at home, assuming he wasn’t on junkets.) Yeah that makes sense. Instead of working I should hang out at my boss’s house and wait for that annual pay raise. Arse.

    And I guess when said voters ask questions about what the rep has been up to the rep is supposed to kiss a baby or run away or shout “Look! A seagull!” or hit the voter with a rock. Lackwit.

    I also assume Roy hasn’t heard of this thing called the mail or even the intertubes that allows legislators to keep in touch with the voters (employers) without being in the same state. Cretin.

    tAiO

    p.s. Fallenwomen, have some pie.

  • “Keeping us up here eats away at families,” said Rep. Jack Kingston (R-Ga.), who typically flies home on Thursdays and returns to Washington on Tuesdays. “Marriages suffer. The Democrats could care less about families — that’s what this says.”

    Well… If one’s so worried about the strain of absence on one’s family, one could always relocate the family to DC. It should be possible to rent a house or an apt if one’s paid 165K a year.

    Might even be cheaper than flying back and forth.
    And good for DC; I can imagine the public school system would improve pdq, if all those lawmakers’ children started to attend.
    Not to mention good for environment with fewer planes in the air.

    I see no downsides at all 🙂

    “Work expands to fill the time available.” — Fallenwoman, @20

    Ah, but the Devil finds work for idle hands, you know. It’s better that it be the Congress than the Devil that gives them something to do. Who knows; they might even come up with some meanigful work .

  • I guess sending 100,000 troops to Iraq is good for families, but working a couple hundred elected officials 5 days a week is cruel and unusual.

    Someone should inform Kingston that Congress is behind in its mission and needs a weekly stoploss program.

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