‘I’d rather trade places with Jose Padilla’

In March, we started hearing about the panic and paralysis that had taken over the Justice Department in the wake of the prosecutor purge scandal. “You have no idea,” said one Justice official, “how bad it is here.” By one account, top DoJ officials — the ones who haven’t resigned — were turning on each other. “It’s unreal — it’s open warfare over there,” a former Justice official with close ties to Gonzales’ team said.

And it’s under these conditions that the Justice Department needs to find a new Deputy Attorney General for a lame-duck administration, under a scandal-plagued Attorney General. How’s the search going? (via TP)

Few in Washington have envied Paul McNulty over the past three months. But with the deputy attorney general’s resignation last week amid the scandal over the firings of at least eight U.S. attorneys, there’s one person whose position might be even less desirable: McNulty’s yet-to-be-named successor.

“I’d rather trade places with Jose Padilla,” jokes Viet Dinh, a former senior Justice official under then-Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Ouch.

I can’t imagine what’s holding potential applicants back. The last DAG was blamed for the purge scandal despite having been “largely left out of the loop,” and his predecessor was James Comey, who had a rather unique experience with Gonzales and the Bush White House during his tenure.

And now no one wants the gig? Who would’ve guessed?

Surely there must be some young Liberty University Grad willing to take up the cudgels…

  • Department of Justice lawyers and the remaining U.S. Attorneys are in a situation not unlike what would be said about nuclear war survivors, that they would envy the dead (or fired, in this case).

  • Another opportunity for the Bush admin to find another semi-principled Republican and destroy what little integrity they might have come into the job with. Colin Powell anyone?

  • It’s just another one of those nasty jobs that Americans don’t want to do!! We need a guest worker program for the justice department so we can hire a deputy attorney general for under minimum wage.

  • It’s just another one of those nasty jobs that Americans don’t want to do!! We need a guest worker program for the justice department so we can hire a deputy attorney general for under minimum wage.

    Comment by kali

    LOL Has anyone actually checked Alberto Gonzales’ citizenship papers. He might be illegal in more ways than we think.

  • Maybe they should just hire Padilla. Could he be any worse that what they’ve had?

  • Looks like it’s time to raid “Jesus Camp” for some fresh soldiers. It’s not like the replacement needs to know anything about the law, they only need to know about breaking it.

  • If finding a DAJ is difficult, consider what it will be like to find an AJ when Gonzo goes. Just watch for the recess appointment in August.

  • ***Looks like it’s time to raid “Jesus Camp” for some fresh soldiers. It’s not like the replacement needs to know anything about the law, they only need to know about breaking it.***

    Comment by petorado

    Curse you, petorado! I’m getting ready to sit down to breakfast—and I read about making some tearful, George-Bu$h-lifesize-cardboard-cutout-worshipping kid being the next DAG? Now I have to go hungry….

  • Alberto was born here in Texas,but he has stated that his grandparents were more than likely illegal! If they were should he be able to profit from their illegality? The Taco don’t fall from the tree!

  • It is offensive beyond words for someone who helped create the arguments and justifications for the treatment to which Padilla has been subjected to make him the punch line of a joke. Whatever Padilla’s real crimes might have been, and however despicable he might have been, people like Dinh were on the front lines in making them happen. Is Dinh any better than Gonzales? I don’t think so. And Comey was right there with the rest of them clearing the path for torture and rendition and black site prisons.

    Don’t get me wrong – I’m glad to know Comey had some line he would not cross – which is more than I can say for others who apparently have never met a line they could not cross.

    As for Gonzales, that hospital incident probable insured that he would be the next AG – and it explains why he is still hanging in there: he’s the key to the kingdom of lies and secrets and crimes, and the Bush administration cannot risk him handing it over.

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