If only there were Darwin Awards for politics

Remember the Darwin Awards? They’re the awards that go to honor those who “ensure the long-term survival of the human race by removing themselves from the gene pool in a sublimely idiotic fashion.” If there were a Darwin Awards for politics, I suspect Larry Sinclair would be a big winner.

We talked a bit last week about Sinclair and his outlandish accusations (involving drugs, sex, and murder) about Barack Obama. There is, of course, no reason to take the poor man seriously. But that didn’t stop Sinclair from holding a press conference at the National Press Club yesterday, a decision which turned out to be rather foolish.

Yesterday morning, before the event, Ben Smith noted that Sinclair has “a 27-year criminal record, with a specialty in crimes involving deceit. The record includes forgery charges in two states, one of which drew Sinclair a 16-year jail sentence. The Pueblo County, Colo., Sheriff’s Office also has an outstanding warrant for Sinclair’s arrest for forging an acquaintance’s signature and stealing her tax refunds.” He has 13 known aliases, and when Sinclair voluntarily took a polygraph test to verify his claims, his results “indicated deception.”

Sinclair held his event anyway, after which he was promptly taken into custody.

He was arrested by Washington, D.C. police after his press conference there today, two officials at D.C.’s First District station confirmed to Politico.

Sinclair is wanted in Colorado on theft and forgery charges, but police officials I spoke to wouldn’t discuss the charges.

Die-hard supporters of Hillary Clinton appear to be the only folks who still hold Sinclair in high regard. One posted Sinclair’s statement online in full, and another was on hand for yesterday’s event, telling the Politico, “I don’t think he should be written off without consideration. I think [Sinclair’s story is] worth exploring.”

Given what we know, that’s a rather strange conclusion to reach.

The Huffington Post’s Seth Colter Walls was on hand and noted that Sinclair “admitted to suffering from a brain tumor,” after which his press conference went downhill.

Only slightly less mystifying were the several dozen assembled journalists who seemed to grant Mr. Sinclair some modicum of respect with their questions. They cross-examined his statement regarding his supposed meetings with the Illinois Democrat with a vigor and small-bore attention to detail that prosecutors reserve strictly for witnesses who are sane. Imagine if you were to encounter someone who had lit himself on fire, and then proceeded to ask which brand of gasoline he favored.

And so the inquiries came, most of which Mr. Sinclair easily batted back with the exhortation to investigate his claims more vigorously. As for the evidence he provided, it amounted to a few phone numbers — registered under different names and in different states — that Mr. Sinclair claimed he used to call, variously, a limousine driver, the deceased choir director of Trinity United Church of Christ, and others. Clearly, it is now the duty of the mobile phone companies to open up these records to court scrutiny. (Forgive me for not reprinting any of the “evidence” in full here. Should you care to see it, Sinclair promised a version would be made public on his website, one free of the several errors which vexed him during his public statement today.)

Of course, now that Sinclair has been taken into custody (again), there may be a delay in his posting schedule.

As for his arrest, why anyone who had outstanding warrants would publicly announce where and when he’s going to be is a bit of a mystery.

Looks like we didn’t need the Bounty Hunters after all… What we need now, more than ever, is some semblance of order in this madhouse commonly known as, America.

  • There is something wonderfully strange about ‘Centrist/Moderate’ Extremists.

    It’s like they are bound and determined to ensure that America is no longer controlled by Moonbats and Wingnuts.

    Hey, what is wrong with that again? 😉

    I’ll just note that for every Sinclair there is someone who thinks Hillary Clinton personally killed Vince Foster.

    But then, as Laura Bush demonstrates, killer First Ladies are not an impossibility (not that she killed anyone as First Lady…
    … that we know).

  • Is it accurate to say that SINCLAIR “held” a press conference at the National Press Club? Didn’t the NPC INVITE Sinclair?

    This might be a “to-may-to, to-mah-to” thing to some, but not me. If he were invited, then the question needs to be repeatedy asked: WHY? WHY THE F*CK WHY? What did anyone think we’d learn from someone with a history of bullsh!tting anyone who listens to him making unsubstantiated claims about Obama? It seems fairly clear some people at the NPC has an agenda against Obama, but if satisfying your agenda means treating the death of truth as collateral damage, then your agenda is one not worth advancing. Everyone involved should be held liable and shouldn’t be trusted with supplying the public with information ever again…

    Oh, who am I kidding? There will always be a job for these fuckwits in a Murdoch-owned media outlet.

  • Sinclair’s attorney is as totally bizarre as Sinclair. From the HuffPo report:

    ….a kilted lawyer (with a suspended license) named Montgomery Blair Sibley, who informed those assembled that his preferences in dress were arrived at as a way to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs. “I don’t know why men wear pants,” he said with a poker face. “It’s a function of male genitalia. If you’re size normal or smaller, you’re probably comfortable with [pants]. … Those at the other end of the spectrum find them quite confining.”

    Anybody have a wheelbarrow for this idiot?

  • I’m sure the moonbats will see Sinclair’s ridiculous presentation as proof of Obama’s complicity in something even worse. Obviously the man was sent out to innoculate Obama against the bigger scandal, which probably involved farm animals.

  • Really, it’s hard to choose the best part of all this, but I think my favorite is Sinclair’s lawyer, who has been disbarred in FL and DC, showing up at the press conference in a kilt, then telling reporters he can’t wear pants because his boy parts are just too big.

  • This isn’t the first time a vicious and corrupt politician has engineered the silence of someone who could destroy his political ambitions through truth telling. It’s perfectly obvious that Senator Down Low bribed the police to arrest Mr. Sinclair on a trumped-up warrant so that Larry couldn’t tell his story of the senator’s disgusting but not surprising behavior.

    There has always been something unconvincing and phony about Mr. So in Love with My Michelle’s overblown gestures of affection for his wife. Women who are paying attention can spot the fakeness — no black man cares that much for his family. How far will Mr. Desperate go to stop Larry? Will we soon read about his “accidental” death in the DC jail?

  • Ah, aristedes, we’re thinking alike. Hadn’t seen your post when I did mine.

    This is all too delicious.

  • Just wait, Ba’al. The real Mary, who has been shopping the Sinclair story all over the tubes to her never-ending personal humiliation, will be along any time now to make MMOO sound perfectly balanced.

  • The hall was rented for his appearance. Legitimate investigative “fact checking” might just reveal who paid for the hall. This will probably represent an insurmountable challenge for the MSM and most Barackaphobes. Oh Well!

  • Funny thing. The Darwins are always awarded posthumously.

    Anybody know where I can buy kilts… XXXtra Long?

    The press corps is rotten to the core.

  • Die-hard Clinton supporters are only allowed to buy into the Sinclair lies if they also believe that Clinton killed Vince Foster and had a lesbian relationship with Huma Abedin.

  • Die-hard Clinton supporters are only allowed to buy into the Sinclair lies if they also believe that Clinton killed Vince Foster and had a lesbian relationship with Huma Abedin.

    Women do not agree with this arrogant “rule” of yours. The lies concocted about Senator Clinton were aimed at denigrating and destroying a strong woman. Women know this, just as any woman will tell you there has always been something sneaky and underhanded about Mr. Duck and Weave.

  • Moving from the ridiculous to the incredulous, have any of you seen this supposed e-mail to Dr. Laura Schlesinger, in response to her oft-repeated stand on homosexuality being contrary to Divine Law?

    Dear Dr. Laura:

    Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can.

    When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.

    a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

    b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

    c) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

    d) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

    e) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

    f) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

    g) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?

    h) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

    i) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16). Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

    I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help.

    Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

    (Note that the original has been tidied up a bit for the sake of clarity.)

  • Dave

    The NPC’s nondiscrimination clause will surely allow a KKK rally on their premises if they just pay for the meeting room.

  • Maria

    I thought we had the same reaction to Sibley at the same time since our posts were so close together. Had to laugh 🙂

    =====

    IludiumPhosdex

    LOL! What a GREAT letter!

    Here is a modern Bible story for children of fundamentalist parents and perhaps for Dr. Laura’s edification: Icky Womanhood Explained from Leviticus 12:1-8.

  • This sems to be ‘stupid week’ all over. I was going to argue that the 9/11 denialists who showed up here were leading the pack, but I had forgotten Larry Sinclair — no Slappy, he wasn’t invited, he merely rented a room in the NPC building — he just tried to imply he was speaking under their auspices. But even he doesn’t get the prize. These people do (from the Jewson1st website http://www.jewsonfirst.org/ — David Akiva Miller is a converted Orthodox Jew who is also a 100% disabled Veteran whose story of being proselytized by Christian Chaplains, and being refused kosher food at VA hospitals is, in itself, worth checking out

    “David Akiva Miller, who is fighting the Veterans Administration over aggressive Christian proselytizing during his hospitalization (see our earlier report), was buying groceries on Sunday when an older couple, also shopping, approached him. In an email, Miller wrote that

    The man said something to the lady I couldn’t quite make out, and they turned around and stepped back towards me. The man said to me, “You’re that Jewish fella that’s been stirring up trouble over at the Veterans Hospital, aren’t ya?” (Okay, I’ll admit I kind of stick out in Iowa City with my long beard, kippah and tzit tzit.) I said, “Excuse me?” And he said, “It’s because of folks like you that we got this flood.””

    Now THAT’s stupidity.

  • BWAA HA HA HA HA, this guy’s a class act.

    I’m waiting for the ex-Hillary supporters for McCain to come in and defend this guy. Waiting, waiting, waiting …

  • “And he said, ‘It’s because of folks like you that we got this flood.'”

    Now THAT’s stupidity.

    You’re damn right it is. Everyone knows God flooded Iowa as a warning after it was the first to go for the scary black man and thus set the stage for the American caliphate.

  • I was told a few days ago that Mary Mother of Odd was supposed to be a parody, and I’m not sure I buy it. She sounds a lot like Harriet Christian, Taylor Marsh http://johnbrownks.blogspot.com/2008/03/fraud-or-legitimate-pundit-taylor-marsh.html
    and some of the wackos who post on Salon’s Broadsheet. Come to think of it, she’s not too different from Joan Walsh’s current postings.

    Have you seen today’s Toles cartoon with the elephant dressed as Tinkerbelle to woo dispossessed Clintonites? I think these women are vulnerable to the magic wand.

  • Die-hard supporters of Hillary Clinton appear to be the only folks who still hold Sinclair in high regard. One posted Sinclair’s statement online in full, and another was on hand for yesterday’s event, telling the Politico, “I don’t think he should be written off without consideration. I think [Sinclair’s story is] worth exploring.”

    Given what we know, that’s a rather strange conclusion to reach

    Not if you’re a self-satirizing Diehard Dingbat.

  • On June 19th, 2008 at 11:39 am, Prup (aka Jim Benton) said:
    This sems to be ’stupid week’ all over. I was going to argue that the 9/11 denialists who showed up here were leading the pack, but I had forgotten Larry Sinclair — no Slappy, he wasn’t invited, he merely rented a room in the NPC building —
    ______________

    Thanks for the heads up. Serves me right for listening to the damn mainstream media (though I only ever read about on prog blogs, so, either their reporting skills or my reading skills are not up to snuff, and since I’m extremely fragile, I’ll blame others).

  • Die-hard supporters of Hillary Clinton appear to be the only folks who still hold Sinclair in high regard.

    You mean the ones who are going to vote for McFour-More-Years in November?

    People who support uninterrupted criminality via the ballot box hanging around with wanted felons? Makes perfect sense to me. You?

  • It’s disingenuous to keep using the term “die hard Clinton supporters” when identifying these idiots. All campaigns have a few scum sucking perverted goobers who loudly claim they support them much to the candidates embarrassment. Republican operatives try to give them a voice and meaning and then overall stand back and say see what the democratic party is composed of.

    They certainly don’t need a hand from us using terms like “die hard Clinton supporters” for these insane individuals. Clinton didn’t do this so quit connecting her name to idiots who do and call themselves Clinton supporters. It is really just another way of demonizing Clinton. Obama finds that just as offensive as the claims of this Sinclair loon.

    Standing for attention that got him locked up…brilliant.

    I’m listening to the expose of torture victims…they are worse than what the Nazis did and all America is shamed by what we allowed Bush to do and now Congress gives him even more power.

    If he orders Blackwater to break the law and do illegal things it is no longer against the law, and this applies retroactively. What does it take for our elected leaders to stand up for the constitution and for our democracy??? They are so deceitful by making sure this FISA give away has enough votes to pass and then vote against it so they say they were against it. Liars we can trust.. Just pathetic. It is the dem leadership making this happen and they don’t represent the majority of the dem party.

    Why…Bush is out of office in 7mos and there will be dem majorities everywhere so why retroactive immunity and increased coverage of Bush’s ass for whatever he has done or plans to do…why? They made it for 5yrs instead of 7mos when they could have the exact bill they wanted so WHY? are they doing this now? It stinks to high heaven!

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