‘I’m not sure anything went wrong’

Yesterday we learned about the Defense Department’s pre-war “planning,” if you could call it that, in August 2002, based on wildly optimistic expectations that are almost comical in hindsight. As the NYT noted, the newly declassified plans “provide a firsthand look at how far the violent reality of Iraq today has deviated from assumptions that once laid the basis for an exercise in pre-emptive war.”

By this point, Iraq is supposed to have been a burgeoning and stable democracy, spreading hope throughout the region, and without only 5,000 U.S. troops sticking around. Given the crisis in Iraq now, even the Bush White House, for all of its problems with reality, should be able to acknowledge the mistaken assumptions of 2002, right?

Wrong. From yesterday’s White House press briefing:

Q: Slides from a pre-war briefing show that by this point, the U.S. expected that the Iraqi army would be able to stabilize the country and there would be as few as 5,000 U.S. troops there. What went wrong?

MR. SNOW: I’m not sure anything went wrong. At the beginning of the Civil War, people thought it would all be over at Manassas. It is very difficult — no, Jessica, the fact is, a war is a big, complex thing. And what you’re talking about is a 2002 assessment. We’re now in the year 2007, and it is well-known by anybody who has studied any war that war plans immediately become moot upon the first contact with the enemy. (emphasis added)

Look, this need not be complicated. In 2002, the administration, in consultation with military leaders, made a series of assumptions about what would happen after we launched our invasion. They made plans based on those assumptions. Every single one of those beliefs turned out to be wrong. And yet, there was the president’s chief spokesperson, telling the White House press corps, “I’m not sure anything went wrong.”

Maybe he meant to say, “I’m not sure anything went right,” but got confused?

For that matter, if it’s “well known by anybody who has studied any war that war plans immediately become moot upon the first contact with the enemy,” then why, exactly, spend months and pull together volumes of intelligence to craft a war plan in the first place?

To hear Snow tell it, he’s not only a qualified expert on the history of combat, he also is convinced war plans are thrown out the window once the war actually starts. By this logic, when Gen. Tommy Franks and his top officers gathered in August 2002 to review an invasion plan for Iraq, they were just wasting their time. If only they had the good sense to contact someone who had “studied any war,” they wouldn’t have had to spend so much time drawing up a “moot” strategy.

Honestly, is Snow trying to appear foolish?

I suspect Cheney had plans that he didn’t share with war planners. Plans to hang out and procures Iraq’s oil. A private quote from even Rumsfield seems to indicate they thought they were going t pull out fast. But oil greed trumped that.

  • MR. SNOW: I’m not sure anything went wrong. At the beginning of the Civil War, people thought it would all be over at Manassas.

    Yes, people thought it would be all over at Manassas. But we have learned otherwise. Only Bush people seem to think it is OK to make the same mistake twice (I take that back . . . make the same mistake over and over and over).

    Those who do not learn from history are condemned to repeat it.

  • “he also is convinced war plans are thrown out the window once the war actually starts”

    Actually, not defending Snow, but he is just using the oft quoted and poorly understood comment that Von Clauswitz used. “No plan survives first contact with the enemy.”

    Having done a fair bit of project management planning in my time, (and yes, I know that military affairs is a whole different world, but the planning principles are the same.) I can tell you that no project (regardless of the quality of the planning) will go as exactly as planned. However, there is a huge difference between good planning and shitty planning.

    And this was beyond shitty planning. Plus they had the added bonus of actually sticking to the shitty plan as if it were the Book of Revelations.

    So to answer your question
    “Honestly, is Snow trying to appear foolish?”

    No, because he doesn’t need to try as he’s a fucking idiot.

  • It’s like right-wingers learn little catch phrases or snippets and then use them to dismiss/justify all kinds of things.

    “The Iraq war is a complete disaster.”

    “No plan survives first contact with the enemy!”

    “The President is violating the law and constitution in his domestic spying.”

    “The Constitution is not a suicide pact!”

    etc. etc. etc.

  • History of war, eh?

    First Manassas: Union troops marched to the battlefield wearing their nice, shiny-new uniforms. Washington ladies, dressed in their finest, toted picnic baskets to the surrounding hillsides to watch “their glorious gentlemen in Blue” beat down the Rebellion in one quick fight. Many in the capitol believed that the ragtag Confederate force would simply crumble and flee in the face of a “professional” army.

    And the Rebs opened a four-year can of whoop-ass….

    Just as the elite of Washington failed to remember that this nation was founded, in part, by a group of ragtag rebels who were able to confont—and defeat—the most feared army on the planet some eight decades prior to Manassas, so, too, does Tony SnowFlake fail to remember, by belittling facts, leaning heavily on meaningless soundbytes, and aiding in the invention of patently false strategy-scenarios….

  • Let’s not forget the DoD’s refusal to permit any planning for a postwar Iraq that deviated from their assumption of quick success and withdrawal, including Rumsfeld’s threat to fire the next person who mentioned such planning.

  • Each press briefing should start with a reporter saying something like:
    “Tony, we know that everyone in your administration is a lying sack of shit. But we have to be here because the owners of our companies are paid off with big tax breaks. So what’s the crap that you are shoveling today?”

    Honestly, what kind of idiot give these guys any credibility at all?

  • Snow’s confused, to say the least. The war plan for the invasion actually went off pretty much as expected, except for the Saddam fedayeen, which were not anticipated. It’s the peace/ occupation for which there was no plan (or Rummy would have fired the guys who did any planning.) This is not a case of a plan failing but the failure to plan at all, which is why Bremer f-ed things up so badly bcause he was just winging it without any understanding of the consequences. Then after a mess was made, Bush’s mantra was stay the course, of which one was never charted in the first place.

    Tony’s applying that old Bushco meme for dealing with their screw-ups — the soft bigotry of low expectations. “Plans never work.” Only when fools do the planning, or lack thereof, Tony.

  • Honestly, is Snow trying to appear foolish?

    Yes. If the reporters think he’s mentally ill they’ll refrain from smacking seven flavours of snot out of him. Or so he hopes.

    Actually I think Snow is blowing the newest creation of the White House Spintronic 3000 (TM): Any turmoil and violence in a country that happens to be called Iraq where a large number of US forces just happen to be located is entirely the fault of the Iraqis.

  • As long as we’re dealing with conservatives and bad quotes, I saw this one over at the Balloon Juice contest for made-up quotes (inspired by the Lincoln “quote” and definitely worth a visit to read).

    Unfortunately, as the poster noted, this one is completely unchanged from the original. Tony Snow or any member of the Bush Administration, or any member of the Religious Right, could say it today without changing a syllable:

    Secular schools can never be tolerated because such schools have no religious instruction, and a general moral instruction without a religious foundation is built on air; consequently, all character training and religion must be derived from faith . . . we need believing people. [Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933, from a speech made during negotiations leading to the Nazi-Vatican Concordant of 1933]

  • Honestly, is Snow trying to appear foolish?

    He must think he’s not succeeding, because he’s clearly in “try, try and try again” mode.

  • MR. SNOW: I’m not sure anything went wrong

    And that, in a nutshell, is exactly why the Whitehouse is not (and never was) competent to run this country.

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