Is three out of 18 bad?

Last week, someone leaked an advance draft of a GAO report showing that under Bush’s “surge” policy, Iraq had successfully completed just three of the 18 benchmarks established by the White House and bipartisan majorities in Congress. Today, the GAO officially unveiled said report, and wouldn’t you know it, the results are practically identical.

[The] GAO stuck with its original contention that only three goals out of the 18 had been achieved. The goals met include establishing joint security stations in Baghdad, ensuring minority rights in the Iraqi legislature and creating support committees for the Baghdad security plan.

“Overall key legislation has not been passed, violence remains high, and it is unclear whether the Iraqi government will spend $10 billion in reconstruction funds,” said U.S. Comptroller David Walker in prepared remarks for a Senate hearing on Tuesday.

All told, three of the benchmarks have been met, four have been partially met, and 11 are the more garden-variety failures. (It’s worth noting that these benchmarks were supposed to be pass/fail, but the GAO apparently decided to give the Bush administration partial credit for four of the benchmarks anyway. So much for the Republicans’ principal talking point.)

Responding to the release of the report, congressional Republicans conceded that the administration’s policy is an abject failure, acknowledged what a mistake it was to endorse such a faulty strategy, and said it could no longer support the war.

Oh wait, that’s not what happened at all. They actually said the benchmark failures aren’t important, and they’ll continue to support the status quo.

Republican leaders on Tuesday showed no signs of wavering in their support for Bush.

“The GAO report really amounts to asking someone to kick an 80-yard field goal and criticizing them when they came up 20 or 25 yards short,” said House GOP leader John Boehner, R-Ohio.

I realize 3 out of 18 is a tough report to spin, but Boehner’s argument is really dumb. First, congressional Republicans and the Bush White House endorsed the benchmarks earlier this year when lawmakers passed funding for the war. At the time, no one said, “No, these benchmarks are too hard. The standards are too tough. It’s impossible to pass this test.” Just the opposite; Republicans said benchmarks were a good idea. Using Boehner’s metaphor, it’s more like a kicker volunteering to kick an 80-yard field goal and then blaming his teammates when he misses.

For that matter, Boehner makes it sound as if the policy almost worked. After all, Bush is only 20 yards short on an 80-yard kick. Nonsense. Completing three out of 18 benchmarks is not a near-miss; it’s a failure.

Let’s put it this way — if after all of these months of Bush’s “surge” policy, Iraq had completed 15 of the 18 benchmarks, would war supporters use the results to argue for a continuation of the policy? Would they use the numbers to characterize the policy as a success? Probably. But if that’s the case, they can’t now argue the results have no meaning.

Any intellectually honest response to the GAO report makes reality obvious. Of course, “intellectually honest” and “reality” rarely seem to factor into war supporters’ thinking, so perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised.

Uh, Steve hon, you used “intellectually honest” and “reality” in the same sentence with “a war supporter”. I think that was the problem . Does not compute and all that.

Or to quote Rummy ” You go to war with the intellectual honesty you have, not the intellectual honesty you wish to have.” Or soemthing like that, I’m obviously confused and suffering from liberal disassociate discumbobulation disorder.

Surge on!

  • “The GAO report really amounts to asking someone to kick an 80-yard field goal and criticizing them when they came up 20 or 25 yards short,” said House GOP leader John Boehner, R-Ohio.”

    i’m not much of a football fan, but if i were a coach, and my player was that far short on an 80 yard field goal i’d can him.

    and, if i had my way, if a president came up that short on 18 benchmarks, i’d can him too.

  • “The GAO report really amounts to asking someone to kick an 80-yard field goal and criticizing them when they came up 20 or 25 yards short,” said House GOP leader John Boehner, R-Ohio.”

    My math is a little dicey these days, but it seems to me that 3 out of 18 is equivalent to attempting an 80 yard field goal and coming up 67 yards short.

    Talk about moving the goalposts…..

  • Obviously, the 3 out of 18 are the “first glimmers of progress.” That calls for another Friedman.

    One thing is clear however –Iran is to blame for the 15 of 18 benchmarks not met.

  • “Using Boehner’s metaphor, it’s more like a kicker volunteering to kick an 80-yard field goal and then blaming his teammates when he misses.”

    No, continuing with that metaphor, it’s like needing two points to win and wanting a two point credit for an 80 yard fieldgoal attempt that only went 30 yards.

  • Don’t know about American grading system but when I was in highschool (Warsaw), you had to solve two thirds of the problems for a C, two thirds and a partial (moving in correct direction) for a B and everything correct for an A. By that standard, 12 met benchmarks would have earned a C, 12 and 3 partials a B and all 18 an A. 3 met and 4 partials would have had you doing remedial and, if that didn’t help, you’d be shifted to a “special” school.

  • CB said

    “Responding to the release of the report, congressional Republicans conceded that the administration’s policy is an abject failure, acknowledged what a mistake it was to endorse such a faulty strategy, and said it could no longer support the war.”

    =====

    Oh, Jeez, for a second I thought you meant it….

  • even using Boehner’s example, 20-25 yeards short on 80 yards means 70-75% there, which where I’m from is a C or C-. If that’s the rosy picture, that’s not very good.

  • Let’s let Boehner’s dumbass analogy stand for a minute…

    What are we asking the troops to do? Aren’t they being asked to kick an 80 yd field goal? Or maybe a 100 yarder? And didn’t Bush’s own dad warn everyone that it was an impossible task?

    Seems like our troops did what they were asked to do, and many of them died in the process, but the Iraqis didn’t do JACK, and of course everyone who predicted that has been ignored by the warmongers.

    How many more of our troops have to die before BushCo will have to come up with another “surge” type PR gimmick?

    And Boehner… If the coach sends out a kicker to try an 80 yd field goal, the coach should be fired, not the kicker.

  • I didn’t think it was possible, but the quantitative skills of the right have worsened since Karl “the Math” Rove left the building.

    Still, let’s be generous and make them a deal. If 3/18 is so great, let’s give them that share in every upcoming 08 election and cancel all this campaign nonsense. You never know, these idiots might take it.

  • I think Boehner is admiting that after four years of war we haven’t moved the ball one foot off our own 20 yard line.

    And justbill, if you had a kicker who kicked a ball 60 yards, you’d keep him. You’d fire the coach who put the kicking team rather than the punting team on the field on 4th down and ten on your own twenty.

    But I suppose even Boehner is not such an idiot to make the punt analogy right now.

  • There’s a seriously “boo-koo” doctoral thesis statement in this thing. Something about integrating Quantum RoveMath and Comenian NCLB Pedagogy to equate a 16.7% success ratio on the battlefield. I seem to recall reading about it in a history paper some years ago, having to do with Napoleon’s success ratio at some freaked-out place called “Waterloo.”

    Maybe I should’ve given that student a better grade….

  • I think what the GOP leader is trying to say is that the Iraqi “track record” of governance is not bad if one considers the GOP “track record” of governance.

    You have to admit, from that point of view even absolute failure is a bit of a success.

  • Hey dummies – the guy probably meant that even though 3/18 were considered fully met, the other 15 aren’t complete failures (and perhaps were even nearly met, but we don’t know yet). If you can’t figure out that he was probably saying that, you’re either an idiot, or just trying to make someone look bad. Nice job looking at the numbers like simpletons on purpose to make people you disagree with look stupid, though. (Or are we really that dense here?)

    One does have to question why the Reps agreed to these obviously impossible benchmarks to begin with, of course. Zombies on both sides of the aisle, apparently. Ah well.

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