It had to be Florida

About a month ago, I shared my theory that all of the world’s ails relate, in some cases directly, to the state of Florida (where I was born and raised). After the Elian Gonzalez controversy, the 2000 election debacle, the original anthrax letters, the flying lessons for the 9/11 terrorists, and the Terri Schiavo matter, it’s only natural to wonder how the state became such a blight on the nation.

But as Michael Froomkin noted yesterday, it gets worse. You know all that awful spam that keeps creeping into your email inbox? Guess where it comes from.

No place does spamming and scamming quite like South Florida.

Together, Broward, Palm Beach and Miami-Dade counties are home to more spammers than any country on Earth. And it’s not just the annoying pitches for mortgages and sex pills. Increasingly, law enforcement officials are finding that junk e-mail is a favored weapon of predators, an easy way for criminals to target a world of potential victims from behind a wall of anonymity.

More than a quarter of about 180 hardcore spammers tracked by watchdog group Spamhaus are based in Florida, and most of those are in the tri-county area. The city with the most spammers in the world is Boca Raton. Eleven are listed by Spamhaus as based there, though anti-spam groups say they think that figure misses dozens who send spam at least part-time.

Why South Florida? Spammers and anti-spam groups cite a combination of reasons. They include the warm weather and laid-back lifestyle, lenient bankruptcy laws, proximity to Internet data centers, a history of telemarketing and e-mail marketing, and the state’s longstanding image as a good place to do dirty business.

South Florida is so notorious that some experts attributed a short-term decline in global spam after last year’s hurricanes to the assumption that the storms disrupted spammers’ operations.

And the FBI’s North Miami office receives so many fraud complaints that only major cases get the bureau’s attention. “If you come in with a $1 million case, we’ll put you in line with all the others,” said LeVord Burns, supervisory special agent.

Is anyone surprised by this?

Suprised ? No, my expectations are so low that nothing coming from Florida can surprise me. I always thought of South Florida as one of the seven gates of Hell and a perfect playground for parasites and blood suckers. Just look at the local fauna : the mosquitos are just so freaking big and nasty over there.

I really start to believe that Arnie (aka Der Kalifornisch Obërführer) was after all playing the bad guy part in True Lies …

  • remember it is, after all, an old spanish colony. is there any one of those places where corruption has not been endemic for, oh, 200 years?

  • Jag. Right on, endemic is the word. Corruption is like the shakes : it’s a disease spread by mosquitos. But it had been there for more than 500 years (Spain claimed Florida in 1513 if my memory serves me well).

  • I thought after giving the country the likes of Bush and Delay that Texas should have the dubious distinction of being at the center of what ails our nation, I guess that I will have to rethink that one.

    My favorite pet name for Florida is Bushworld South, from what I have read ole governor Jeb is almost as bad as his brother.

  • All I can say is Thank God for Florida: it is the only state that keeps my home state of Texas off the absolute bottom rung.

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