James Dobson prepares to spank Kansas voters

Guest Post by Morbo

[tag]James Dobson[/tag]’s [tag]Focus on the Family[/tag] is very upset because evolution opponents lost their majority on the [tag]Kansas[/tag] [tag]Board of Education[/tag] this week. The FOF “news” service ran an interesting story about the election. It is full of lies. Let’s parse it, shall we?

Advocates of accurate science standards in public schools are looking for answers after a defeat in the Kansas primaries. The state board of education lost a conservative majority. That almost certainly means standards that currently allow open discussion about the pros and cons of evolution will be rolled back.

“Accurate science standards”? What planet do you people live on? Kansas’ standards were an embarrassment and roundly condemned by the scientific community. And if you’re looking for answers, try this one: People in Kansas, having tried ignorance, are ready to move on to something else.

A misleading propaganda campaign was apparently too hard to overcome.

Nope. If anyone ran a “misleading propaganda campaign,” it was your side, Jimbo. This time Kansans did not fall for it. I know that annoys you.

The Kansas science standards were supposed to be the gold standard, according to proponents of [tag]Intelligent Design[/tag] (ID), written without bias and with no religious entanglements. That made it all the more frustrating when the pro-ID majority was voted out of office. Robert Crowther of the Discovery Institute said they were up against a vicious smear campaign.

“Groups such as Kansas Citizens for Science were blatantly misinterpreting and misrepresenting what the science standards were,” he told Family News in Focus. Candidates were often referred to as “intellectually challenged” and “religiously motivated.” The loss, coupled with a highly publicized defeat in Pennsylvania in 2005, has Crowther worried about a domino effect.

“We could see the ACLU and other such liberal groups threatening lawsuits in other districts,” he said, “where teachers may be questioning Darwinism.”

Gold standard! How about the “rusty, filth-covered, hole-ridden aluminum standard”? Kansas Citizens for Science spoke the truth. Your candidates are on a religious crusade to deny children accurate information about evolution because you believe it conflicts with your cramped and narrow interpretation of the Bible. As for a domino effect, yes, that’s what those of us who support sound science education want. Your crackpot ideas will be relegated to the dustbin of history eventually. “Liberal groups” are just aiding in that natural, ahem, evolution.

But many people still think the Kansas model is still the way to go. Del Tackett, a senior vice president at Focus on the Family, said time is no friend of [tag]evolution[/tag]ists. “It’s going to be very difficult for them to hold on to that notion,” he said, “in the face of evidence that continues to support the opposite perspective.”

Wrongo. Your side has no credible evidence. Meanwhile, real scientists continue to study and learn more and more exciting things every day. (Check out this cool example)

We will not straddle our children with your mythology and lies. Your neo-creationist “intelligent design” has already been debunked, and this is why you will be crushed. No matter what some people believe, science marches on. This means that, unless you manage to implement the same type of raw government force that brought Lysenkoism to Stalin’s Soviet Union, your ideas will never be taken seriously.

In short, Jim, you guys are dinosaurs. Deal with it.

So you’re saying that humans are concurrent with dinosaurs? The Evangelicus Rex? I’m enjoying you giving Dobson an ass-kicking.

  • “The Evangelicus Rex?”
    LOL

    Poor widdle Jimmy is all upset again. No one wants to do what Jimmie wanna do and he’s going to pout and cry till someone does.

    I remember someone drew up a map after the 2004 Prez election dividing the USA into Canada 2.0 and Jesusland.

    I propose one change to that map. Jesusland should be Bugfuckinghypocriticalnutsistan.

  • I’ll just repeat part of what I said in response to the pevious item: People who insist that others somehow join their family (adopting its religion and superstitions) are retrograde, ignorant, intellectually deformed … and they deserve to be treated as such.

  • It’s rather quaint—and exquisitely enjoyable—when Dobson finds himself confronted by an electorate that won’t buy his snake-oil any more….

  • “It’s going to be very difficult for them to hold on to that notion,” he said, “in the face of evidence that continues to support the opposite perspective.”

    This bit of hubris provided the first belly-laugh of the morning. I challenge this twit, and all like him, to produce the “evidence” that supports the “opposite perspective”, whatever the hell that is. I’d truly love to see the evidence that proves an ineffable, unknowable, unfathomable superbeing-force-thingy willed everything into existence. I’d even pay a dime to see the egress after that!

    As to the ACLU and teachers “questioning Darwinism”, evidently foam-on-his-chin Jimmy doesn’t realize that teachers *should* question Darwinism in order to help the students focus on its real merits. Which, btw, is why teachers question and then reject “intelligent design”. It’s called TEACHING you friggin’ maroon!

    “But, but, but……we elected the President!!! Don’t they know that???? Wwwaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!”

  • Morbo: We will not straddle our children […]

    I should hope not! That’ child abuse.

  • Del Tackett, a senior vice president at Focus on the Family, said time is no friend of evolutionists.

    That’s pretty funny.

  • “rusty, filth-covered, hole-ridden aluminum standard”
    While we are on the topic of being scientifically correct, aluminum doesn’t actually rust in the sense that iron does.

    Maybe it was steel-coated, soaked in acid,, and then dropped on the garbage? Ya never know…

  • What I always find most disturbing is fundamentalists’ use of statements such as “time is no friend of evolutionists” as though we (progressives, intellectuals and academics) are on some sort of crusade ourselves; like we’re all rubbing our hands and laughing maniacally over our evil plot to convince the world that there’s no God.

    Each side has its own conspiracy theory. For me, it isn’t difficult to explain the motives of someone like Dobson, Falwell, Robertson, Bush, Rove, Cheney, indeed the whole neo-conservative agenda: arrogance, power, manipulation of public opinion, and corporate greed (respectively, BTW).

    All but the victims of manipulation themselves know what they’re doing. The rest (and this represents the vast majority) believe they understand what motivates us: Satan. Scary but I know this to be true, having grown up the son of a Charismatic Christian in a very small, mostly-Christian rural southern town.

    Even scarier is the fact that, the more sense we make, the more evidence we put forth, and the more sound our arguments against this mentality, the more it is taken as a testament to the power of Satan to deceive people.

    The hearts and minds of the religious/superstitious are not easily won. In fact, it might be futile.

  • If it’s not religiously motivated, why is one of the most religious organizations in the country even bothering with it ??
    Do they even have a molecule or reason anywhere amongst them ? Never mind, molecules are just a theory, the flat world is made up of good & bad parts, according to 100 AD scholars or so I have read in some fansastic source book.

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