Kissinger on Bush’s ‘secret plan’

Oh my.

Henry Kissinger, who as Richard Nixon’s secretary of state learned something about secret plans, went before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee yesterday to argue that Bush, too, has such a proposal.

“I am convinced, but I cannot base it on any necessary evidence right now,” Kissinger told the senators, “that the president will want to move toward a bipartisan consensus” to stabilize Iraq through diplomacy.

Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) was suspicious of such assurances. “Is there any place that you’re familiar with where the administration has articulated this strategy?” he asked.

“I don’t know any place where the administration has articulated this particular strategy,” the octogenarian diplomat admitted. But he added: “From my acquaintances with some of the people, I think it is possible that they will come to this strategy.”

Obama asked Kissinger if “you are suggesting that they have some secret strategy that we have not been made privy to.”

“I would be disappointed and surprised,” he reiterated, “if they did not accept some of the elements of what has been discussed here.”

It’s hard to imagine why, exactly, the Senate would take Kissinger seriously in the first place, but the second Nixon’s former Secretary of State starts hinting at secret plans to end the war, it’s time to thank him for his time and send him on his way.

And in case that wasn’t enough, Kissinger also had an annoying habit of telling everyone how right they were.

When Sen. Richard Lugar (R-Ind.) argued that we can’t just drop everything and get out, Kissinger agreed, saying, “I believe very strongly that we cannot withdraw from the region.”

But, Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wis.) said, while we can’t withdraw from the region, we can embrace redeployment, right? Yes, Kissinger said, “of course significant American forces can be withdrawn.”

But, Sen. Norm Coleman (R-Minn.) said, a precipitous withdrawal could be awful, right? Yes, Kissinger said, “that is my conviction.”

But, Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) said, every option includes some risks, right? Yes, Kissinger said, “absolutely.”

But, Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said, escalation might allow for reconciliation and diplomacy, right? Yes, Kissinger said, “the objectives you’ve stated are compatible with what the president is attempting to do.”

First, what’s the point of even asking Kissinger to testify?

Second, have I mentioned lately that Kissinger is now advising John McCain’s presidential campaign?

Okay I agree to wait a decent interval before strangling the old man.

You’re right. There is no reason to listen to Dr. Strangeshite. He was on the wrong side of history and he’s on the wrong side of the future.

  • Another member of the wishfull-thinking warriors. Wish us a great victory in Iraq won’t ya Henry.

    “I think it is possible that they will come to this strategy.”

    Thanks Hank. Hoping Bush will come around to doing what is obviously right is a canard and isn’t worth the words the phrase was spoken with.

    I really like the Faber University school of foreign relations that Iraq will be placed on double secret diplomacy. This is what happens whe we elect Bluto to the White House (though a less funny and charismatic version who’s still pissed about the German’s bombing Pearl Harbor.) But Hank, fat, drunk, stupid and “disappointed and surprised” is no way to go through life. We’ll just continue to believe Bush’ll do the wrong thing every chance he gets. W hasn’t let us down yet.

  • Since we are talkng aobut Kissinger, we should expect an “incursion” into Syria, and a bombing campaign against Iran sometime soon?

  • He’s tea-leaf reading to put the words into people’s mouths he thinks they should be saying to make them look better. He’s betting on the President backing down, so he’s making it sound as if the President is intending now to back down without explicitly saying that (so you could hold Kissinger to his prediction) at all.

    Obama is rightly calling him on his bullshit; people need to work on the Republicans to keep them in line with this issue. Kissinger is acting as a disarming placater, to try to take the wind out of everybody’s sails, to make us think we all agree already.

  • Two people who know of Bush’s secret plan: Kissinger & ex-Senator Conrad Burns.

    At long last, Kissinger is finally in the august company that he deserves to be in…

  • Why does this remind me of the plot of Animal House?

    Since Iraq is already on probation, Bush, in the Dean Wormer role,is apparently putting them on “double secret probation.” I guess McCain plays the every slimy Niedermayer.

    As I started writing this comment, there was a glimmer of humor, but it’s really such a deadly, tragic farce that I can’t do anything but scream silently, “Impeach!”

  • Kissinger won’t be happy until we kill more brown people than we did back in the 70’s.

    As Atrios would say, why is this guy on my TeeVee? Did they run out of “people who never guessed anything right”?

  • “I am convinced, but I cannot base it on any necessary evidence right now,” Kissinger told the senators

    Ole Henry should have stuck to dating Hollywood actresses instead of plying as an “expert.” I hear Lindsey Lohan is available.

  • Yeah – the last “secret plan” he was part of to end a war ended up killing twice as many Americans as had been killed before the “secret plan” was announced as existing.

    Can’t he have an unfortunate meeting with a bus while crossing the street or something?

  • There was a time when I truly believed that we were rid of Kissinger for good, that he had retired into his dotage to worry his Peace Prize and bask in the glory of his crimes. In reality, I see now that he was merely biding his time until some future disaster, when he could triumphantly bestride the world again and inflict yet more misery on more people. I should have known that there was no keeping this monster off the stage forever. His ego simply won’t allow it.

    Tragedy, meet farce.

  • “I am convinced, but I cannot base it on any necessary evidence right now,” Kissinger told the senators, “that the president will want to move toward a bipartisan consensus” to stabilize Iraq through diplomacy.

    What have I been hearing from the Bushites for years? No, no we can’t talk to Iran (or Syria), it will make them look good!

    Well, that is true, if it is a Bushite who does the talking. Nice to know they realize there is at least one area of endeavor in which they are total f**k-ups.

    I suppose we will have to wait for President Pelosi before we can settle Iraq.

  • “I am convinced, but I cannot base it on any necessary evidence right now,” Kissinger told the senators, “that the president will want to move toward a bipartisan consensus” to stabilize Iraq through diplomacy.”

    Kissinger must be good for quite a few laughs at the WH after his visits. Do you think he has a clue he gets invited there for comedic relief?

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