Krauthammer laments those ‘disconnected from the realities of the war’

At this point, it’s probably a little too easy to highlight the war-related flaws in a Charles Krauthammer column, but Krauthammer’s latest was so entertaining, I can’t myself.

By the day, the debate at home about Iraq becomes increasingly disconnected from the realities of the war on the ground. The Democrats in Congress are so consumed with negotiating among their factions the most clever linguistic device to legislatively ensure the failure of the administration’s current military strategy — while not appearing to do so — that they speak almost not at all about the first visible results of that strategy.

And preliminary results are visible. The landscape is shifting in the two fronts of the current troop surge: Anbar province and Baghdad.

As it turns out, “preliminary results are visible,” but Krauthammer apparently can’t see them. Baghdad, of course, was home to two huge disasters — a suicide bomber destroying Baghdad’s Sarafiya bridge and another suicide bomber detonating a device inside Iraq’s parliament — before Krauthammer bragged about progress towards peace in the city. Tragically, there were more “visible results” this morning: bombings in Karbala and the Baghdad area killed at least 56 people and wounded scores of others.

And yet, Krauthammer believes Democrats are “increasingly disconnected from the realities of the war on the ground.”

Apparently, before his column went to print, Krauthammer managed to sneak in a “to be sure” line: “The situation in Baghdad is more mixed. Yesterday’s bridge and Green Zone attacks show the insurgents’ ability to bomb sensitive sites. On the other hand, pacification is proceeding.” If multiple bombings are indicative of “pacification,” I’d hate to see what he considers escalating violence.

Krauthammer then turned his attention to Capitol Hill.

How at this point — with only about half of the additional surge troops yet deployed — can Democrats be trying to force the United States to give up? The Democrats say they are carrying out their electoral mandate from the November election. But winning a single-vote Senate majority as a result of razor-thin victories in Montana and Virginia is hardly a landslide.

Should we really debate the merits of the Dems’ mandate? If so, terrific — almost no one was willing to predict that Democrats would be able to knock off well-funded Republican incumbents and get a net gain of six seats in 2006. And yet, they did, defeating two likely GOP presidential candidates (Allen and Santorum) in their home states. All available evidence suggests these victories came as a direct result of Americans’ desire to see a change in Iraq policy, and subsequent polls show the public strongly supporting the Dems’ approach. “Electoral mandate”? Yeah, I’d say so.

Second, if the electorate was sending an unconflicted message about withdrawal, how did the most uncompromising supporter of the war, Sen. Joe Lieberman, win handily in one of the most liberal states in the country?

Christopher Orr summarized the sophistry of this argument nicely: Let’s see, the fact that a popular three-term incumbent and recent Democratic vice presidential nominee lost his primary race against a virtually unknown challenger and managed to stay in the Senate only by running as an independent and consolidating the conservative vote from his still-more-hapless GOP opponent is evidence against voter dissatisfaction with the war?”

And third, where was the mandate for withdrawal? Almost no Democratic candidates campaigned on that. They campaigned for changing the course the administration was on last November. Which the president has done.

Nonsense. If Krauthammer seriously believes Americans wanted a change in course that includes a massive escalation and extended tours for badly-stretched military, he’s living on another planet. As Orr added, “[Americans] wanted a change, Krauthammer concedes, he just doesn’t think they cared in which direction. Ramping down the war? Fine. Ratcheting it up? Sure. Unilateral withdrawal? Okay. Universal conscription? Why not? Surprise us. ”

Ultimately, Krauthammer quoted a Marine commandant who argued that we “have turned the corner” in Iraq.

Of all the cliches, this has to be the most ridiculous. Rahm Emanuel said, “When you’ve ‘turned the corner’ in Iraq more times than Danica Patrick at the Indy 500, it means you are going in circles.”

Emanuel said that a year ago, when “turned the corner” was already tired and over-used.

Honestly, how does such foolishness even appear on the WaPo op-ed page? Matt Yglesias has a theory: Krauthammer’s “a Demented Rightwinger; the Washington Post will publish anything he writes, no matter how terrible, and he’ll never be fired, because for the Post to do anything else would be to show how liberal that liberal media is.”

Sad, but true.

Krauthammer put the “con” in Neo-con. I imagine the comments thread for his column will be long and (justifiably) unkind.

  • Hands off Danica Patrick! She can drive! She can drive better than Krauthammer or Fred Hiatt can reason!

    I love the smell of ethanol, it’s smells like victory!

  • WaPo isn’t trying to pretend it’s not a liberal newspaper. It simply is not a liberal newspaper. It’s editorial page is a neocon bullhorn, only slightly to the left of the WSJ.

  • “..with only about half of the additional surge troops yet deployed ..”

    Okay, just to point out, when you dribble in troops like they’re doing, IT’S NOT A SURGE. It’s a “gradual escalation”.

    The fact that is takes half a year to “surge” in 21,000 troops into Iraq only goes to show how much the US’s force projection capability has been depleted.

  • “The Lie that is George Bush’s War”
    (a work in progress)

    “When American soldiers continue to bleed
    To feed the insatiable NeoCon’s greed,
    Reality names it—and this you must heed—
    The Lie that is George Bu$h’s War….

  • I’m just spitballin’ here, but isn’t the classic Rove strategy to project your weakness on ‘the enemy’?

    And aren’t a lot of Bush apologists like Krauthammer passing on the talking points that the Dems are in disarray?

    Just ignore the man behind the curtain…

  • Emanuel said that a year ago, when “turned the corner” was already tired and over-used.

    Maybe we should go back to seeing light at the end of the tunnel…

  • Well, if you don’t like Krauthammer’s take on the political scene, just be glad the Washington Post also lets Fromkin have his decidingly anti-Bush, anti-Republican blog.

    At least both sides are being presented; I can’t fault that.

    And, doesn’t Krauthammer look ODD in that haughty picture atop his column? Weird looking dude.

  • Krauthammer is a just a like confused. It is the inSURGEncy that is working.

    Talk about being “disconnected”, the Kraut is living on Planet Neo-Con.

  • By the day, the debate at home about Iraq becomes increasingly disconnected from the realities of the war on the ground. The Democrats in Congress are so consumed with negotiating among their factions the most clever linguistic device to legislatively ensure the failure of the administration’s current military strategy — while not appearing to do so — that they speak almost not at all about the first visible results of that strategy.

    And preliminary results are visible. The landscape is shifting in the two fronts of the current troop surge: Anbar province and Baghdad.

    There’s something corny about this, like Krauthammer is trying to narrate the movie 300. Only this is not a movie, it’s reality, and reality can’t be the fairyland you wish it was.

  • As boomer raised in an ethnic neighborhood, ‘kraut meant two things: to the WWII vets, it meant Germans, and to everyone else who thought cabbage was a food group, it meant sauerkraut. We all know what hammer means. So, as best I can tell, the name Krauthammer would suggest “one who pounds Germans” — not likely given the tone of his writings — or “one who pounds sauerkraut.” Given the gastrological disturbances that ‘kraut always gave me, that would explain a lot.

  • slip kid (#2) writes: I love the smell of ethanol, it’s smells like victory!

    Yeah, it smells like electoral victory in the farm belt states. Otherwise it pretty much smells like stupidity, with your tax dollars subsidizing it to the tune of 50¢/gallon when it takes more energy to produce than it provides.

    I realize, slip kid, that you were kidding. Just had to toss in my 2¢ (tax free). The whole ethanol scam just peeves me.

  • krauthammer has the gall to accuse people he disagrees with of being mentally unbalanced, which really tells us all we need to know about his character.

    phoebes, you appear to be confused on several levels: froomkin does what a good reporter does: he reports, he doesn’t recycle insider gossip. sadly, when you are reporting on the bush administration and today’s republican party, a lot of your coverage is going to cast them in a poor light, but that’s not froomkin’s doing, that’s bush and the gop’s doing.

    you are also confused about the relative prominence of krauthammer and froomkin.

    and you seem to be confused about the fact that krauthammer is one of many, many right-wing voices on the wapo editorial page (including the crap that fred hiatt spews), whereas there is only one froomkin (and one e.j. dionne).

    otherwise, you’re right on the money.

  • Steve, @5,

    Here’s a refrain for your work-in-progress:

    The lie of this war, the lie of this war
    It lies at George Bu$h’s door.

  • “Two likely GOP Presidential candidates”?? I never heard anyone describe Rick Santorum as a “Presidential candidate” before the election. George Allen, yes. But Santorum?? Stop making shit up just to make your point.

    And “Nobody was predicting Democrat victory” before the election??

    Are you smoking crack cocaine?????????

    EVERYBODY WAS PREDICTING DEMOCRAT VICTORY BEFORE THE 2006 ELECTION.

    In fact, the Surrender Monkeys at the Democrat Party USA were in full force with their Far Leftist Media convincing all the Republicans to STAY HOME; that there was no sense in them even coming to the polls cause it was going to be such a slaughter.

    Man, you Leftys are not only insane, you all are blatant horrible liars.

    Eric Dondero, Chairman
    Libertarian Defense Caucus
    http://www.libertarianrepublican.blogspot.com

  • congratulations, eric: another brilliant piece of performance art!

    wait, what’s that you say: you’re serious? then i believe you need an appointment with dr. krauthammer….

  • Dunderhead, @15

    Plural of “lefty” is “lefties”, not”leftys”. Thought that, in your position as “Chairman, Libertarian Defense Caucus” you might want to know, to improve your credibility…

  • I used the google to check the tubes in the Internets for “Rick”, “Santorum”, “2008”, and “election” and had 406,000 hits, with a big chunk of them talking about the former senator’s bid for 2008.

    To play the “what-if” game, had Santorum won last November, he would be looking at the White House right now.

    Also, what I remember in the run-up to the election the pundits on the Clinton News Network and those other liberal channels predicting the Democrats only winning the House by a slim margin, and not picking up the Senate.

    I find it a tad weird that Republicans would follow the directions of the “Far Leftist Media”, the Emmanuel Goldstein of the right wing. If Republican voters are told beforehand that their party was going to get “slaughtered” before the elections took place, wouldn’t that motivate them to go out and vote even more?

    “the Surrender Monkeys at the Democrat Party USA”
    As opposed to the “I Love Endless War That I Know Is Destroying The US Miltary But Since My Kid’s Safe In College And My Tax Cuts Are Huge I Say Fuck The Troops” assholes at the GOP?

    But like everything else, if there’s actual evidence (articles, transcripts, reports, etc.) that can be posted to prove me wrong, I’ll more than happy to admit it.

  • Meanwhile, those of us who aren’t Krauthammer and who are paying attention to the realities of war on the ground are trying to draw a line from where we are now to a day when a viable Iraqi democracy can stand on its own feet, which I think is that Krauthammer, et al. keep calling ‘victory’.

    And we can’t help but think that a government that can’t defend its own parliament building, or keep two major Baghdad bridges, built decades ago by British engineers, from being destroyed in one week, might be a LOOOONG way from viable. Even with 15 month tours for our already-overstretched military. And then when you add in Karbala, you have to wonder what reality on which ground Krauthammer is looking at.

    As usual, the imaginary one in his own ideological fever-dream.

  • Actually Katzenjammer is correct when he writes this:

    “that they speak almost not at all about the first visible results of that strategy.”

    For example…
    How many of you have heard the war put into this perspective:

    “We could have paid for Social Security indefinitely plus complete National Health Care for all US Citizens for over 40 years with the money that we have already spent on the Iraq war.”

    Not krazy katz… that’s for sure….
    But then… he probably has someone else paying for his health care… right?

  • Maybe the Post has it right.
    Just as Fox trots out “liberals” like James Carville (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,182739,00.html) to tout it’s balance, the WaPo needs a conservative who seems to have gone off his Thorazine so as to undermine the conservative agenda while appearing to offer support.

    If only I could believe such canniness were the motive…

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