Kristol columns continue to confound

Clark Hoyt, the NYT’s public editor, recently explored the paper’s decision to hire Bill Kristol as a columnist, a move Hoyt described as a “mistake.” For his part, Kristol seems to be intent on proving Hoyt right.

Kristol’s inaugural column, four weeks ago, went a long way in making his critics’ concerns look well grounded. It was filled with predictable Republican Party talking points; it attributed a quote to the wrong person; and it heralded Hillary Clinton’s demise as a presidential candidate — just one day before she won the New Hampshire primary.

Kristol’s second column — get this — criticized Democrats for not supporting Bush’s “surge” policy. How provocative.

His third gem came last week and featured odd praise for John McCain and his “neo-Victorian straightforwardness.” It was a column without a point.

And today, Bill Kristol seems to go out of his way to write the most predictable column imaginable — accusing Bill Clinton of sparking a racial dispute — a week or two after every other pundit in the country had already covered this ground.

In the run-up to Saturday’s South Carolina primary, Bill Clinton repeatedly denounced racial divisions in American politics. Indeed, he said Friday in Spartanburg, Americans are “literally aching to live in a post-racial future.”

But Clinton certainly hasn’t been hastening that day. Quite the contrary…. Bill Clinton has been playing the race card, and doing so clumsily.

As Kevin asked, “Are they actually paying him for this level of banality?” Actually, yes, about $5 a word.

Gabriel Sherman had a great item in TNR last week about Kristol’s hire, which, if the paper is not yet regretting, one assumes it’s only a matter of time. Sherman’s piece included some interesting perspectives from NYT staffers.

Times staffers felt Kristol just wasn’t a very good writer. “Having a robust conservative voice on the page is a good idea. But you want quality,” one staffer said. “In general, he’s mediocre. He doesn’t seem like the best choice, and the first column was crap.”

“It was a very odd choice,” a senior staffer added. “Personally, I don’t think he’s an original voice, and that should be the standard. It’s the most coveted piece of journalistic real estate in the country.”

My initial concern about the Times hiring Kristol was rewarding failure — this guy has been wrong about every major policy issue for years. But these concerns have evolved. The more notable problem, after a month of columns, is that Kristol is just an awful columnist, a weak writer, and a boring political observer. (And he’s been wrong about every major policy issue for years.)

How bad is it? Even William Safire agrees with the Hoyt piece that described the Kristol hire as a “mistake.”

When reached by phone, Safire told me: “I saw the excellent piece that the public editor wrote the other day, and that pretty much tells the story.”

Is there anyone outside the paper’s leadership who still thinks this was a good idea?

My personal feeling is that the NYT might have been better off putting out a google blog ad looking for RW writers who like getting paid $5 a word than hiring Kristol Meth. Actually, I suspect a lot of writers (RW or not) that would like to be paid $5 a word and would probably gladly write much better RW drivel at that price.

  • I used to look forward to reading the Times in the library, on the way between my bus stop and my campus office. When it went online it had already gone down hill a lot, but I still looked forward to it (and the Washington Post and BBC’s website). These days I only look at Krugman and Rich. And the Carpetbagger Report (this one, not the NYT’s movie critic).

    It’s a real shame. The New York Times ought to have a half dozen outstanding op-ed writers ready to joggle my mind every day. Instead, they offer Kristol. Yuck!

    I’m still fond of the online paper, however. For the crossword puzzles.

  • As long as there are two-dollar Bills like O’Reilly and Kristol, liberal bloggers will never run out of material.

  • I’m a dyed-in-the-wool liberal, and for $5 a word I could write a better conservative column than Kristol.

    I think they hired him to make Brooks look good. Brooksie was probably tired of being compared to a cabbage. Kristol is definitely now the most cabbage-headed of the NYT columnists.

  • biggerbox,

    LOL. Anybody commenting on these posts would write a more provocative and informative conservative columns.

    But comparing Brooks to cabbage is unfair. I suggest a Brussel sprout.

  • Kristol is not your run of the mill average republican.

    He is a hardcore neocon with a definite political ideology preaching that all societies and all cultures need to be reordered to an undefinable wingnutopian ideal.

    Because he is such a hardcore neo-con he is willing to say anything in order to further this agenda to perfect mankind. To that end, he is a notorious bullshitter with no respect for truth or fact. Anything that is incovenient to achieving his larger effort will get swept aside, ignored or deliberately obscured.

    So when reading Kristol just realize that serving his agenda is central to the piece. Honest effective writing are not.

  • I guess even Safliar could see it was a mistake to hire a guy who says the Times should be prosecuted, who refuses to talk to the public editor, and recently said “The Times is irredeemable.” But I think the more interesting question is why the hell does Rosenthal want to promote the ideas of a guy who advocates lunacy? From the public editor’s piece:

    Rosenthal said Kristol’s comment about prosecution bothered him. It was, Rosenthal said, “a heavy accusation that put him in a category other than a journalist.” But he said that Op-Ed columnists are not necessarily traditional journalists, and he did not think that “holding one opinion” should be the basis for selecting or rejecting a columnist.

    One opinion? How many insane opinions will it take? Can we show you a list, Mr Rosenthal? Saying that Kristol is only opposed because he supports the Iraq war is patently dishonest. Calling Kristol ” a guy who is a serious, respected conservative intellectual” is dishonest. For Pete’s sake, even William Safire doesn’t respect the man.

    Lest we forget, this guy has openly advocated pre-emptive war against Iran, saying “Why wait? … Yes, there would be repercussions–and they would be healthy ones…”

    The man has advocated, and is again advocating unilateral attacks on sovereign nations, blatant commission of war crimes, the wanton destruction of American military readiness (such as it is), and the further alienation of the United States as a rogue nation. But it’s all good, he says, the repercussions would be “healthy”.

    These are “serious, respected conservative” opinions?

    Really?

    Hey Rosenthal: Please, just admit that you’re a moron and resign before you do anything really stupid.

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    What we sane people need to do is prepare for Kristol’s pink slip party: Here’s the key graph from the public editor’s piece:

    Kristol was hired on a one-year contract for what amounts to a mutual tryout. … If Kristol is another Safire, he has the chance to prove it. If not, he and the newspaper will move on, and the search will resume.

    Maybe Safliar could point the Times to a wingnut who isn’t quite such a barking lunatic. But then again, if all Kristol has to do is prove that he can be “another Safire” (who famously admitted being “grandly, gloriously, egregiously wrong” about Watergate) then we’ll be stuck with Kristol Krackhead for a long time.

    Kristol can take being wrong to a new level. Maybe that’s what Rosenthal wants.

  • I’m really starting to wonder if Kristol’s hire was a reverse-Fox move. You know how Fox News will often trot out “Democratic strategists” who either come across as weak and inarticulate and easily bullied OR just have a big sh!t-eating grin on their faces as they agree with everything Sean or Glibson says and just Cah-yun’t unduhstay-yund what wro-yung with mah fellow Demoh-cray-yats? I think the NYT was trying to throw it back in the neo-con’s faces. Hire the dumbest, least articulate “writer” to be the representative of the neo-con movement, but pretend like he’s really THE BEST the movement has to offer. This way, us smug, self-satisfied libs can laugh at his lunatic rantings and think to ourselves “well, if this is the best the right has to offer, might as well sell my stock in Neo-conserv-o-speak Inc. now, haha.”

    But if this had been the plan, it backfired miserably, Because people who real the Times…ACTUALLY READ! They’re aware! Fox News addicts assume that Fox News is the news or else it wouldn’t be on Fox News! They swallow what the network feeds them and ask for second because it’s tastes so gooooood and the wet nurse feeding it to ’em is sooooo purrrrrrty. If Fox News tells ’em Alan Colmes is the best the left has to offer, they”ll believe it. But a Times reader, or a moderate, or a liberal, with any sense of awareness knows there are other schools of thought beyond rabid left or rabid right. They know there are better conservative writers than Kristol, people who, while you might not agree with, argue their points reasonably well. So if the Times WAS trying to convince their readers that Kristol was, indeed the best hire, then they assumed that their readers are as stupid as the average Fox viewer, and that’s shameful.

    Be even THAT’S not as shameful as the only other possibility, that the Times thought Kristol WAS the best person for the job. If their judgment is THAT skewed and screwed, why trust them with ANY information, ever, again?

  • NYT and the country have a similar problem – a clueless moron in the executive suite who got where he is by winning the birth-lottery. Kristol’s hire came from Pinch, and he’ll keep the column for just long enough to save the big boss’s face, unless he manages to write something explosive enough to get himself fired early.

  • It’s curious that Bill Clinton, who has a record of supporting blacks that few politicans anywhere can match, utters two undeniable truths about the South Carolina primary and gets slammed by Kristol for “playing the race card.”

    I am curious if anyone can find me any instance of Kristol ever accusing anyone on the right of “playing the race card”? Trent Lott, maybe? Strom Thurmon? Anyone?

    Ddin’t think so.

  • Replace everything you have here about stupid conservatives, playing to sterotypes, and invert it to talk to current NYT staff, including all of it’s editorial board, and you will get what much of America thinks about liberals and their hypocritcal attempt at inclusiveness (MEANING BELIEVE WHAT I BELIEVE, OR ELSE–because otherwise you are too stupid to live).

    May I suggest the current posters try doing the inversion exercise above and then look at yourselves hard in the mirror. If you have that much honesty.

    You won’t like what you see. I know much the rest of America doesn’t. I’m no fan of Fox News, but I like the NY Times even less now. It isn’t just economic reasons or pressure from the Internet that is dropping their brand like a rock.

  • I think hiring Kristol was a brilliant move, because it lets a wider swath of the public see him for what he really is: a lazy, untalented hack who has coasted on his political contacts for, like, ever. His columns are boring, outdated and wrong because he simply borrows themes that are already out of date even among his own followers instead of actually working his craft. No wonder his writings sound like mere copies of Republican Party talking points. It’s because they are, and he laughs all the way to bank without having to lift a finger to earn his exorbitant salary.

    Makes you wonder why he’s so popular on all the network bobble-head shows, but maybe that’s because he fits in so well with all the others there with him.

  • These days I only look at Krugman and Rich. — Ed Stephan, @2

    I recommend looking at Herbert too. And, occasionally, Kristof. Both write very well, even if their subject matters are a bit more “niche”.

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