Limbaugh prefers to see civil wars destroy the Middle East

One could very easily do a post every day highlighting the incoherent insanity on Rush Limbaugh’s daily radio show, but some days are clearly worse than others. Yesterday’s tirade on the Middle East, for example, was truly special.

On the November 27 edition of his nationally syndicated radio show, in response to claims made by King Abdullah II of Jordan on the November 26 edition of ABC’s This Week that “we could possibly imagine going into 2007 and having three civil wars on our hands,” Rush Limbaugh said: “[W]ell, let’s just have them. Let’s just have the civil wars … because I’m just fed up with this.” Limbaugh then asserted: “Fine, just blow the place up. Just let these natural forces take place over there instead of trying to stop them.”

Additionally, Limbaugh claimed: “[E]verbody comes to us. … So we go and try to fix it and our own people, Democrats and the left in our country do their best to sabotage our efforts, and then we get blamed for trying to clean up the messes that these people start.”

Sure, we’ve seen sandwiches smarter than Limbaugh, and it’s hard to take anything he says too seriously — after all, just a couple of weeks ago he admitted to lying to his listeners when it suits his political agenda — but yesterday’s harangue was fascinating. If it’s indicative of where far-right activists are going, Limbaugh’s tirade may even hint at a problem for the GOP’s foreign policy.

For about three years now, the right has tried to seize the moral high ground on the Middle East. Dems, they say, want to maintain an old-fashioned sense of stability and containment that leaves millions in the Muslim world without liberal democracies. Meanwhile, Republicans, the argument goes, are true freedom lovers — they’re willing to invade countries under false pretenses to spread democracy at the barrel of a gun. They’ll achieve peace through war, in a bloody, costly, modern-day humanitarian crusade.

Except their idea didn’t work. And now, at least as far as Limbaugh is concerned, maybe delivering the divine gift of freedom to the Middle East isn’t nearly as compelling as watching the entire region implode.

Josh Marshall captured this perfectly.

I know we’re supposed to get really outraged over this sort of thing and bent out of shape. But why exactly? These guys — really the whole movement — are so pitiful, such utterly pathetic whiners and fools, it’s hard to treat them as anything but spoiled children.

‘We’ll bring democracy to the world because liberty isn’t the property of one culture or civilization but God’s gift to mankind. But if these friggin’ towel-heads won’t get with the program, then, well, just nuke’em.’

It’s like talking to a five year old with behavior problems. And this is Russert’s interlocutor, represents the mindset of those who still control the executive branch.

Of course, Limbaugh’s call for civil wars (notice the plural) in the Middle East will be denounced by none of his conservative colleagues, and this won’t have any effect on Dick Cheney making regular appearances on his show, singing his praises.

One other thought: the “let’s just have the civil wars” line was breathtaking, but I don’t want the other part of the quote to be overlooked. Limbaugh whined, “[E]verbody comes to us. … So we go and try to fix it and our own people, Democrats and the left in our country do their best to sabotage our efforts, and then we get blamed for trying to clean up the messes that these people start.”

The five-year-old complainer at his most pathetic. We invaded Iraq because Iraqis came to us. The war is a disaster because Dems sabotaged the administration. We didn’t create a nightmare in Iraq; “these people” did.

The mind reels.

Well, in Limbaugh’s defense — ha ha, just kidding! The guy is xenophobic white trash.

  • From what I’ve read here, the US army is more than happy to take fat, out of shape, limp dicked, drug addicted xenophobic, blowhard dumbshits as infantry. I’m sure that they could give Rush an age waiver.

    Perhaps it is time for Rush to finally get the Combat Infantryman’s Badge he so skillfully avoided when he was a young man thru the power of his ass zit.

    In all seriousness, Rush, it’s cause the assholes you carried water for are so pathetically incompetent and culturally stunted that (I’ll use an analogy that Rush understands) they couldn’t get laid in a Nevada whorehouse with a fistfull of viagra and a wallet full of Benjamins.

  • “Democrats and the left in our country do their best to sabotage our efforts…” – Rush the Idiot

    As opposed to Tom DeLay trying to sabotage our policy of killing Osama bin Laden after the African Embassies bombings?

    As opposed to the Republican’t Congress undermining our policy in Somalia because 18 Rangers died in exchange for 8,000 Somali gunmen and one Army helicoptor pilot captured versus dozens of a Warlord’s senior leaders?

    As opposed to conservatives like Rush bitching about Nation Building in Kosovo and Bosnia?

    Maybe if Rush would stop trying to undermine and sabotage Democratic and Liberal Presidents he’d find less sabotage of his Republican’t and Conservative Presidents.

    Or maybe he’s just wrong about Democrats, who after all have given Boy George II plenty of rope to hang himself, sabotaging anything and he is just projecting, which is the moron wingnut way.

  • wow… so thousands of innocents will end up getting killed as a result of us unstablizing an entire region with our policies – but it’s ok because Rush is “fed up”…. I’m just overwhelmed by the fat guy’s compassion

  • It’s hard to know where to begin with this latest irrational rant.

    “[E]verbody comes to us. …
    (Bush was not invited into the Middle East, he invaded Iraq preemptively and on false pretenses)
    So we go and try to fix it
    (No, Rush, you went in for your own reasons and to legitimize your own warped ideology.)
    and our own people, Democrats and the left in our country do their best to sabotage our efforts,
    (I’m sorry, but you had a Congress that gave the president everything he asked for, and a president who disregarded all constraints and spent billions — your execution and your ideology sabatoged your effort.)
    and then we get blamed for trying to clean up the messes that these people start.”
    (You have cleaned up nothing — Iraq is getting worse. Religious and sectarian differences may have existed prior to the US invastion, but YOU are the ones who let the genie out of the bottle.)

    A majority of the American people supported Bush’s disasterous adventure largely without question and for a rather remarkable period of time. Your combined incompetence, irrational ideology and everpresent denial were simply more than they could take. You and your kind sabatoged this misadventure.

  • Limbaugh & his ilk have one schtick – we are right, and they are wrong (subset: Democrats believe in government, and we don’t so hate the Dems for ignoring St. Ronnie). I am surprised that they have not come out proclaiming that this proves that government does not work.
    I understand that they can’t admit making any mistakes, their whole belief system is based on their being right. Black and White, right and wrong, good and evil, us and them, and they make their own reality. When the reality-based world can’t be ignored, it has to someone else’s fault.
    The people who cling to these right-wingers want simplicity in a complex world. They also want this simple view to be bullet-proof, free of the “reasonable doubt” that they learned about from their TV lawyer shows. But that doesn’t exist in the real world, and the real world scares them.
    So, they act like children, frightened children who flock to someone that can speak to them, reassure them that all is OK in the world. And if all is not OK, it’s not the friendly big brother that is wrong, it HAS to be someone else. Any other possibility is far too scary for them.
    There’s the problem, damned if I have a solution.

  • Sure, we’ve seen sandwiches smarter than Limbaugh, and it’s hard to take anything he says too seriously…

    This is one of the best lines I’ve ever read about this fat-assed douchebag. However, some people have no problem taking him seriously, namely, “da base”.

  • This is the central tenet of modern conservative thought, isn’t it? They don’t seek to persuade those who disagree, they seek to eliminate them. Whether it’s swiftboating domestic political opponents, or wishing the destruction of an entire region. If they don’t like it, destroy it.
    Rush wants the middle east to go up in smoke. O’Reilly wants Osama to nuke San Francisco. And Roberson praises the baby Jesus for bringing on 9/11. These people are pathological – same as it ever was.

  • I wonder what direction Rush’s blathering will take after these wars happen and we see a solid unified middle east headed by Muslim Theocracies from Iran to Lebanon.

    He must just be moving back to a more traditional isolationist position. Too bad he spent the last 5 years promoting our involvement in spreading democracy around the world.

    What a tool.

  • Truly, the mind reels. I’d only take issue with one bit of your post, ‘bagger, and it’s pedantic, to say the least:

    ‘maybe delivering the divine gift of freedom to the Middle East isn’t nearly as compelling as watching the entire region implode.’

    An implosion is an inward movement. Remember the scene in ‘Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid’ where they blow up the safe?

    ‘Think ya used enough dynamite, George?’

  • “…so we go and try to fix it and our own people, Democrats and the left in our country do their best to sabotage our efforts, and then we get blamed for trying to clean up the messes that these people start…”

    This is a psychopath, preparing his brainwashed thugs to go after us. Prepare accordingly.

    His tirade reminds me of the famous quote by Hermann Goering:

    …the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and for exposing the country to danger…”

    And we will not ever “understand” Limbaugh’s appeal, because it is not aimed at people who think. It is aimed at people who do NOT think.

    “There was no point in seeking to convert the intellectuals. For intellectuals would never be converted and would anyway always yield to the stronger, and this will always be ‘the man in the street.’ Arguments must therefore be crude, clear and forcible, and appeal to emotions and instincts, not the intellect. Truth was unimportant and entirely subordinate to tactics and psychology.”

    – Joseph Goebbels

  • One could very easily do a post every day highlighting the incoherent insanity on Rush Limbaugh’s daily radio show …

    You mean there isn’t one already? I know Sadly, No! cover Town Hall, but I figured there’d be some sort of Limbaugh watch.

    If not, that give me an idea … 🙂

  • This was on CNN.com today (http://edition.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/meast/11/28/iraq.main/index.html):

    President Bush on Tuesday rejected suggestions that Iraq is in civil war, calling the violence there part of an al Qaeda in Iraq plot to spark divisions between Sunni and Shiite Muslims.

    “There’s a lot of sectarian violence taking place, fomented in my opinion because of the attacks by al Qaeda, causing people to seek reprisal,” he said.

    Bush said slain Al Qaeda in Iraq leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi had wanted to stir up trouble between Iraq’s Shiite majority community and the Sunnis favored by Saddam Hussein.

    Is there any observer of Iraq, on any side of the political spectrum, who seriously believes this? And, given that there is none, why have we become used to having a president who is either totally misinformed, totally cynical in his willingness to spout patent untruths, or (most likely) both?

    Sorry, I know this isn’t really news, but every now and then I have to take a step back and marvel.

  • The horror. The horror. Exterminate the brutes.

    That Conrad, I swear…

    RL’s comments are all the more interesting considering his grandfather was Ike’s Ambassador to India. Kinda wonder what he picked up, if anything, from the old internationalist.

  • “I quote Butch Cassidy, Will Divide quotes Joseph Conrad.” – iucaffiend

    Technically, you quoted William Goldman, the scriptwriter for the movie. He also wrote “The Princess Bride” by the way.

  • Yes and I would prefer to see that turd gobbling zepplin take an overdue whirl around and down a toilet bowl, but no one listens to me.

    The worst thing is, Flush is probably the last neo-con crybaby to try to pin the blame for this disaster on the Iraqis and cry “To heck with them savages,” but he reaches all the folks who find the topographical complexity of a newspaper to difficult to navigate. The only problem for the lip flapping fat one and his faithful ditto heads is BushBaby won’t abandon the oil – I mean Iraqi people – to such a fate. Will Rush be forced to give up his duties as Fluffer in Chief?

    I’d also like to hear Moby Dickhead’s reaction when gas jumped to $25.00 a quart. Maybe he’d try to waddle somewhere and die.

  • Why do we give Rush-baby blog space? If you listen to him it becomes apparrant that most of his call-ins are repeat callers from a very small pool of listeners. The guy makes Father Caughlin sound main-stream.

    We (the left) give him more publicity than he generates on his own. We are NEVER going to convert or convince ANY of the people who follow him and he is so far out that no mentally stable discerning conservative would give him credence.

    Cheney & Hastert still love him.

  • You just keep thinking, Butch. That’s what you’re good at.”

    Could be my favorite line in all of moviedom; comes in handy more than you might expect, too.

  • “Let’s just have the civil wars … because I’m just fed up with this.”

    So Rush admits Iraq is now a civil war, against Bush administration wishes, and is advocating cut and run with his remark about being fed up. If he is he oracle for Bush’s base, it’s a very insightful comment about what they are thinking.

  • Whomever allows the likes of Rush Limbaugh to spew his hatred and delusion does our nation a terrible disservice. Limbaugh has never served. He has never projected an open-minded thought about this most wonderous world we live in. He stands for nothing! Seemingly he hates a great many of us for not being like him. His whim and caprice are becoming his foibles as we Americans continue to develop coping strategies against his most undemocratic rantings spelling forth day in and day out. For this, I ask all democracy loving Americans to let the sponsors of this fool named Limbaugh know that they will suffer economically if they continue to sponsor such foolduggery. -Kevo

  • Rumor has it that, when a horse dies or must be “put down” due to severte illness, injury, or old age, that it is “processed.” Horsehide has its applicable uses; the muscle tissue is sent off to the local fido-chow mill, and most of the remnants become the property of a glue factory.

    So—if the above is deemed to be “humane,” then might it not be equally humane to commit our Dear Mr. Limbaugh to the ranks of glue-factory fodder? After all, if it’s good enough for a horse—then why not a jackass? They’re close relatives, y’know….

  • Destroying the middle east is a good idea. Any of you guys tired of seeing these ugly muslims on tv every day. These people should be exterminated. They deserve it, and it will provide us with tons of entertainment. I do think Rush is joking though.

  • I should remind you democrats and liberal kooks that we rebublicans are having our way with you on a daily basis. Winning every issue. The 08 presidency is looking better for us every day, Your to two candidates are a leftist woman and a negro. We republicans havent lost a thing yet.

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