Maintaining the integrity of The Bubble

Someone asked me recently if I had a favorite subject to write blog posts about. I told him the truth: Bush’s Bubble is the one I enjoy most. It’s hardly the most important subject, and the president has other policies that are far more dangerous, but there’s just something about a White House that goes to extraordinary lengths to shield the president from someone who might disagree with him that never ceases to amaze me.

Long-time readers have no doubt seen me write about the various anecdotes. There were the Denver residents who were removed from a public event and threatened with arrest because one of them had an anti-war bumper sticker on their car. There were the three Oregon schoolteachers were removed from a Bush event and threatened with arrest for wearing t-shirts that said “Protect Our Civil Liberties.”

But the classic example has to be Nicole and Jeff Rank, who attended a 4th of July event in West Virginia in 2004, at which the president delivered a standard speech. The Ranks wrote t-shirts that were critical of the president, but were hardly profane: they featured a red circle and a diagonal bar covering the word “Bush.” On the back of Jeff’s shirt, it said, “Regime change starts at home.” On the back of Nicole’s, it said “Love America, Hate Bush.”

Mid-way through the speech, the president reminded the audience, “On this 4th of July, we confirm our love of freedom, the freedom for people to speak their minds.” Right about the same time, the White House event staff approached the Ranks and asked them to remove their shirts. They declined — and were promptly arrested, taken into custody in handcuffs.

They hadn’t disrupted the event; they carried no placards; they did not disturb the peace. But because they had shirts that were critical of the president, White House officials had them arrested, photographed, fingerprinted, and charged with trespassing. They were held in jail for several hours, and Nicole, who worked for FEMA, was temporarily suspended from her job. (The criminal charges were eventually dropped.)

With the help of the ACLU, the Ranks filed a lawsuit, alleging a violation of their rights. Last week, the case was settled out of court — but not before the Ranks and their attorneys obtained a copy of the official White House “Presidential Advance Manual.”

And that’s when the story gets funny.

The document is heavily redacted (presumably because it deals with presidential security), and stamped “SENSITIVE.” It says on the cover, in no uncertain terms, that the manual is not to be “duplicated … replicated … photocopied or released to anyone outside of the Executive Office of the President, White House Military Office or United States Secret Service.”

But, because the ACLU is filled with fun-loving folks, the Ranks’ lawyers went ahead and published the whole thing online (.pdf). There’s enough in there for a handful of fun posts, but I’ll try to restrain myself to the biggest revelations.

A fair amount of the manual seems obsessed with the media and what reporters/cameramen will see at a presidential event. For example, the only people who are supposed to be seated between the stage and the camera platform are those identified as “extremely supportive of the administration” (emphasis in the original). The fear, obviously, is that a camera might show a television audience someone who (gasp!) doesn’t agree with the president.

And what about those who might sneak through? The manual encourages White House event staff to find “rally squads” composed of “college/young republican organizations, local athletic teams, and fraternities/sororities” to keep dissenters hidden from the view of cameras.

Slate’s Dahlia Lithwick, however, picked up on the best part of all.

The Advance Manual’s finest moments come in its urgent, earnest drive to protect not just the television cameras but also the president himself from the ugliness of the dread “demonstrators.” Certainly, “if it is determined that the media will not see or hear” demonstrators, event staff can ignore them. But event staff must involve themselves in “designating a protest area preferably not in view of the event site or motorcade route.” In other words, all this suppression of dissent isn’t just to create a puppet show for the cameras. It’s also about sock puppets for the president, who — if he could just be shielded from the mean T-shirts — might still believe his approval ratings soar into the mid-90s. The Ranks’ peaceful protest at the West Virginia state capitol somehow became an act of “trespassing” only because the president was there.

It’s disturbing enough to learn from the Advance Manual that the White House has adopted an official policy of shouting down or covering up dissenting viewpoints with large sheets in order to deceive Americans at home into believing the president is universally adored. But that this official policy also exists to protect the tender sensitivities of the president himself is beyond belief.

George W. Bush is certainly entitled to choose his White House advisers, attorneys general, counselors, friends, and pets based solely on the their inability to tell him no. The rest of us have increasingly come to question the wisdom of such insularity. We just can’t do it in his presence.

Amazing.

Do the “Rally squads” get special clothing, so they can identify & band together? Perhaps something like a tasteful brown shirt would be appropriate. They might even get together after these events to “practice their love” of the Bush League.

  • The document is heavily redacted (presumably because it deals with presidential security)

    Given this White House’s track record, I would instead presume that they’re hiding something reprehensible and almost certainly illegal.

  • Excellent! I think there’s at least a week’s worth of material in here. I hope this is just your first pass. And three cheers for the ACLU. I’m making a copy in case their website suffers a mysterious malfunction.

    But that this official policy also exists to protect the tender sensitivities of the president himself is beyond belief.

    And that it is to protect a man who has described himself as a dissenter makes it priceless. In a sick sad sort of way. I wonder if it is also to prevent pResidential temper tantrums in public. “Ooh, those wascally pwotestors! Bwast ’em Dick! Bwast ’em!”

    Right about the same time, the White House event staff approached the Ranks and asked them to remove their shirts.

    Wouldn’t Mrs. Rank have then been arrested for indecent exposure? Someone needs to run with the idea that ReThugs try to force women to unclothe in public.

  • Nothing but Reich Wing Leninism.

    The lengths that Bush’s Imperial Masters go to keep this bumpkin-who-fell-off-the-turnip-truck insulated from criticism are astounding. I wonder if this sort of Dubya-handling extends to other areas of this very small man’s life, like newspapers, TeeVee, etc. I know Shrub doesn’t know how to read, but I wonder if the newspapers that he has access to are mocked-up so as to further insulate him should he crack open a periodical, or, say, a book, such as classic literature like My Pet Goat. And they have the resources to broadcast their own television network (Foecks News not withstanding). He could be entirely insulated from the outside world and wouldn’t have the sense to realize it.

    His whole world could be like that movie, The Truman Show.

  • One of my favorite images of Bush was of him sitting in a chair staring into space and nearby was a reporter waiting to interview him. The deal was/is, you can’t talk to him unless he talks to you. Kind of like Tom Cruise on a movie set (well, you’re not supposed to even make eye contact with him). So since Chimpy had absolutely nothing to say, this poor reporter was left to just twiddle her thumbs while he twiddled his until he was ready to start. To me that captured this whole sorry-ass presidency.

  • The document is heavily redacted (presumably because it deals with presidential security)

    It’s heavily redacted so it doesn’t get entered into evidence in one of the FISA/NSA trials, is my guess. The local cops and GOP staff may not have the IT chops to gather proper intelligence on the ‘threat’ at each event. I’m guessing there’s a group of ‘roadies’ that goes on these trips to provide this capability.

  • Of the three offices this manual could circulate through, the White House, the Secret Service and the White House Military Office, two of the three have no mandate to operate as a political cudgel against citizens of the US. This is another example of the politicization of federal agencies by this administration.

    And how can a T-shirt saying “protect our civil liberties” be construed as offensive speech that the president must be shielded from? Shouldn’t someone wearing a T-shirt like that be construed as a supporter of a president since upholding the Constitution where our civil liberties are enshrined is the president’s sworn duty? This is certainly no longer the country I was born into.

  • The deal was/is, you can’t talk to him unless he talks to you. Kind of like Tom Cruise on a movie set (well, you’re not supposed to even make eye contact with him).

    [paladin]

    This is a far older protocol. In many places you aren’t supposed to address royalty until they address you.

    Not that our Dear Leader has delusions of being an absolute monarch or anything. 😉

  • He should have to spend an hour a week perched over a tank of water with a dunking target that people could throw baseballs at . That’s how isolated he should be. He works for us!

  • I think I now know why Karl Rove decided that Air Force One would make merely a high-altitude pass over post-Katrina New Orleans, rather than a low-altitude pass or a landing followed by a ground tour.

    I suspect Rove didn’t want the Emperor to see the makeshift “S.O.S.,” “Rescue Please,” “God Help Us,” “Pregnant Lady,” and “Sick Elderly Here” signs that stranded New Orleans residents had put on their rooftops.

  • I for one am proud to live in age where the government can provide not just Potemkin Villages but a whole Potemkin World for our Decider.

    Garbage In, Garbage Out.

  • Oh but his favorite crowd is the military crowd, they all dress the same and follow the rules. Ordered to cheer, by god they cheer.

  • If, as BuzzMon notes, the cop-out formerly known as Godwin’s Law has been done away with, then I can finally record my rendition of “Bushylvania Uber Alles.”

    When does the Gargantuan Struggle against these filthy little brownshirts start?

  • “Interviewed after his first meeting with the President, Comrade Putin said ‘I looked into his soul and I could tell he was a good brother of the revolution.'” – Pravda

  • “Heavily redacted” ?????

    Of the first 31 pages only 3 sentances are left!

    Here are my favorite quotes:

    “Proper ticket distribution is vital to creating awell balanced crowd and deterring potential protesters from attending events” p.32

    “It is also not the the responsibility of the Secret Service to check the tickets of the people entering. They are concerned if the person is a threat physically to the President and not a heckler.” p.34

    “Before taking action, the advance person must decide if the solution would cause more negative publicity than if the demonstrators were simply left alone.” p.35

    30 more pages redacted

    2 paragraphs and then the final 35 pages…redacted.

    To recap. 1) We want a balanced audience made up of Bush supporters adn Bush super-fans. Seat them accordingly. 2) The Secret Service is not a team of highly trained ushers. 3) Ignore protesters in they cannot be seen or heard. If they might be seen or heard cover them up and shout them down. First and foremost be sure your action is not a PR nightmare.

    Totally fricking unbelieveable.

  • I wonder if the bubble will be maintained after he’s out of office?

    Something tells me he might need to move to another country if he wants to avoid being ridiculed.

  • Does the manual say if we’re supposed to address Him as Dear Leader or the Glorious Son of the Revolution? My parents are in disagreement on this point, and we need to know which one we should burn at the stake.

    Yours in Dubya, etc.

  • When are the statues and larger then life paintings going to be erected in every town square of our fearless leader ??

    We will put him on horseback defeating Napoleon at Waterloo, or maybe crossing the Delaware in the middle of winter to lead the revolution. Better yet, maybe he is parchuting over Europe and single handedly defeating Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, and Hirohito in one epic battle that will live in infamy. Throw in de Gaulle just cause he’s French.

  • Ha, ha!!! RacerX suggests, “he might need to move to another country if he wants to avoid being ridiculed”. Trust me, he could move next door to John Howard in Australia, and he couldn’t go to the end of his driveway to pick up the mail without getting beat up three times.

    America is where he will be safest, unless he gets cosmetic surgery to erase every trace of Bushiness from his face. Then again, if he didn’t look like the president (or ex-president), he might well end up in a mental institution. Those places are full of people who claim to be the president. The sad part is, almost all of them would do just as good a job.

  • Bush’s beautiful mind has to be protected not only from political dissenters but from all ugly sights. Remember the Irq veteran who wasn’t permitted to wear shorts and sit in the front row, because his prostheses would show?

    Bush is being treated like a pregnant lady of high birth in Victorian society.

    PS It ain’t a Bubble ; it’s a Nutshell.

  • Here’s the question I would really love a reporter to ask the president one day: “Mr. President, a recent poll showed your approval ratings topping 75 percent. How do you feel about that?”

    I bet you’d see the Bubble in all it’s glory then! He probably couldn’t contain himself he’d be so overjoyed to find out beloved he is.

  • I’ll bet they went through Goebbels’ notes on how he organized the 1934 Nuremburg rally – it’s for certain they all watched “Triumph of the Will.”

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