Margaret Spellings saves America’s kids from gay-friendly cartoon rabbit

Guest Post by Morbo

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings is a petty and mean-spirited person. I’m sure she’s in a good mood these days because it appears she has triumphed over an animated rabbit on PBS named Buster.

I’ve written about Buster before, but for those of you who have forgotten about it, here’s a quick recap: In January of 2005, Spellings blew her top when she learned that PBS planned to air an episode of a popular kids’ program called “Postcards from Buster” that dared to mention that lesbians exist.

“Postcards from Buster” mixes animation with live action, as its rabbit protagonist travels around the country sampling various cultures in U.S. cities. In a completely harmless episode named “Sugartime!,” Buster journeyed to Vermont, visited a farm and in passing mentioned that a girl who lives there has two moms.

Spellman pounced immediately. As The New York Times noted:

Education Secretary Margaret Spellings attacked the episode in a letter to Pat Mitchell, the former PBS president, dated Jan. 25, 2005. “Many parents would not want their young children exposed to the life-styles portrayed in this episode,” she wrote. The same day PBS removed “Sugartime!” from its lineup. In the days that followed, the American Family Association, a major Christian conservative organization, orchestrated a campaign of more than 150,000 e-mail messages and letters to Ms. Spellings supporting her position, said Ed Vitagliano, a spokesman for the association.”

But Spellings wasn’t done with Buster yet. “Postcards from Buster” had been funded in part with a Ready-to-Learn grant from the Education Department, but in 2006 the department rewrote the grant to make it incompatible with the show’s commitment to diversity, and the program’s producers did not pursue it. Sensing controversy, corporate backers fled from the show in terror. Some foundations stepped up but offered smaller grants.

New episodes of “Postcards from Buster” should have begun airing in the fall. They never did.

Ten new episodes have now been completed and will be aired, but that’s 30 episodes shy of a full season.

Most kids don’t mind watching the same shows several times, but Buster has been in reruns so long some viewers must be losing interest. My own son was a fan of the show but stopped watching because he got tired of seeing the same episodes over and over.

My guess is this is what Spellings wanted. She has achieved virtually nothing of note as education secretary (other than trying to bury a report that portrayed public education in a positive light), but she sure has vanquished that cartoon bunny. As a legacy, it’s beyond lame.

But Spellings’ work is not done yet. There is another morally bankrupt animated rabbit that must be dealt with. I speak here of Bugs Bunny, whose fondness for cross-dressing and mayhem is well known. It’s true Bugs isn’t on PBS, but think of the damage he has done to America’s youth for over 50 years now. Yet Spellings remains mum. Could it be she’s afraid, knowing full well what happened to Bugs’ other opponents, notably Yosemite Sam?

Come on, Margaret. It’s time to take on a harder target. Or are you scared? (Insert chicken noises here.)

Don’t you just hate these fucking people. I mean, really.

  • Ad stoopid to Margrut’s SeaV, too. She got hwipped in Celabroty Japardy.

    Yez Margut, Gay Wabbits r da biggust thret 2 USA edukashun unlik fayling to reds, rites and spal gud (no childs laft behind!)

  • I know it is not the peace-loving hippycrat way, but I’d gladly take a rock to Spelling’s head. It would have to be a very hard rock because her skull must be thick as hell, but there’s a lot of granite in the mountains hearabouts.

    Two more years and then Ms. Spellings and her oxygen wasting ilk will be unemployed. O happy day!

  • Two more years and then Ms. Spellings and her oxygen wasting ilk will be unemployed.

    That’s what think-tanks are there to prevent. The GOP have escape lines running out of DC and across the country that put the Allied escape & evasion routes across occupied Europe in the shade.

  • So how do I explain to my six-year-old, who loves “Arthur”, that “Postcards from Buster” will no longer be a part of the show?

    First Dan Quayle berates a fictional TV character for being a single mom,

    then Falwell calls the Teletubbies gay,

    And now this.

  • This would be a good time for some gay billionaire with plenty of money for producing his own TV show, not to mention bribing reluctant networks to carry it and for lawyers to defend it, to step up and produce a cartoon called, “Margaret, the Stupid Dyke Seal” or something like that, and then fight it through the courts for a couple of years.

  • re: #2 – she not only got whipped; she got whipped by david st. hubbins!
    re: #3 & 4 – does that mean that the heritage foundation and the american enterprise institute are the paraguay of the republican party?

  • As I recall, the “Buster” flap was Spellings’ first act as Secretary. That makes it a little more notable.

  • Margaret, my friends call me Sam. YOU AIN’T MY FRIEEEND! POW. BANG. POW.

    I just shudder to think how many innocent little boys Bugs Bunny has sent padding down the hallway to mommy’s closet for dressup. They should combine the Macy’s day parade with the Gay Pride parade.

    “My mom made me a homosexual.”
    “Cool. if I buy the materials will she make me one too?”

    The wingnuts are slowly changing my mind. I used to think “phobia” was too strong a word, but now…

  • Spellings is onto something. This Buster guy is a far more insidious character than anyone suspects. What’s not mentioned is Buster’s last name — Hymen — and he also promotes premarital sex and the deflowering of Christian virgins. Ths Buster Hymen character is just plain bad news for kids. He’s not just bad, he’s drawn that way.

    All snark aside, Buster’s TV show may now be ” 30 episodes shy of a full season,” but so is Spellings.

  • “Many parents would not want their young children exposed to the life-styles portrayed in this episode,” she wrote.

    And what should those parents do when they are out in public with their children and two guys or two gals come walking down the street holding hands? Too bad you can’t turn off reality like you can TV.

  • Watching “Lenny” destroy that beyotch on “Jeopardy” was one of the highlights of my autumn.

    That said, she was able to correctly answer “What is ExxonMobil?” at one point. Gotta go with whatcha know…

  • What I suggest for her next crusade is what I have seen on a number of Christmas cards – two male cardinals in bright red plumage cooing over each other. She must be livid that Christmas card illustrators are subverting marriage.

  • I’m sure attacking Postcards from Buster has done much to improve the deplorable situation in inner city schools, improve skills in math and science and stop high divorce rates. Mission Accomplished!

    But, what about all those cartoon characters who don’t wear pants!!!

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