Maybe McClellan is at an undisclosed location

An alert reader noticed last week that Scott McClellan hasn’t held a press briefing since Nov. 9, which is an unusually long time. It seemed, at least at first, there was a reasonable explanation for the delay. Now, I’m not so sure.

For example, Bush went on a tour of Asia. Reporters still received briefings, but from foreign policy officials such as NSA Steve Hadley and Condi Rice. OK, it was a foreign trip so that made some sense. Then, Thanksgiving week came around, Bush went back to Texas, so McClellan once again was no where to be found. The political world more or less shut down for several days, so McClellan’s absense still didn’t seem too odd.

But now that the foreign travel and the holiday are over, McClellan will get back to his usual schedule, right? Not so much. Think Progress called the White House today to ask about the next briefing.

We called the White House to ask whether there would be a press briefing today, and the press assistant checked the schedule and informed us there was not one scheduled. When asked whether there would be a press briefing any time this week, the press office informed us that there was nothing scheduled because the President would be traveling.

It’s not as if McClellan is completely gone — the White House has issued statements that quote McClellan directly. So, we’re seeing McClellan’s words, but we’re just not seeing McClellan.

Rumors have circulated for a couple of weeks that McClellan’s WH tenure won’t last much longer. Maybe there was something to the gossip after all.

If McClellan does go, there will be plenty of angles to explore, but there’s one question on my mind: if McClellan isn’t a White House employee, will he finally be able to answer reporters’ questions about why he misled everyone about Rove’s and Libby’s involvement in the Plame scandal? The current line is that McClellan can’t answer questions because of official WH policy. If McClellan didn’t work there, the policy wouldn’t apply.

Stop pickin’ on me, CB! You’re a meanie, just like all the rest of the bad, bad press people. Wahhhhhh!!!
— Little Scotty

  • Scotty won’t talk, unless he is about to get indicted. Scotty’s family is tied too tightly with the Bush Crime Family. Someone would get whacked.

    Whenever I see his face anymore the song “Scotty Doesn’t Know” from Eurotrip always comes to mind.

  • I think Jeff Gannon should be the next White House spokesman

    Please, zmulls, don’t give them any ideas.

  • I think I hear Bobby Goldsboro (gag me) singing:

    There he sits with a pen and a yellow pad
    What a handsome lad, that’s my boy
    B-R-L-F-Q spells mom and dad
    Well that ain’t too bad, ’cause that’s my boy
    Well you can have your TV and your nightclubs
    And you can have your drive-in – picture show
    I’ll stay here with my little man near
    We’ll listen to the radio
    Biding my time watching Scotty GO.

  • Whatever golden parachute Scotty will have lined up will require he stick with the party line. He’ll write some Regnery tome about the brilliance of W and about how mean old Helen Thomas hates America etc. Don’t expect anything interesting this side of a deposition.

    Maybe in 25 years, as the second tier people reach old age, a few will spill their guts about the real stories. Maybe. (It was only recently that Jeb Magruder admitted that Nixon not only ordered the Watergate coverup, but ordered the original break-in as well.)

  • …will he finally be able to answer reporters’ questions about why he misled everyone about Rove’s and Libby’s involvement in the Plame scandal?

    Uh, CB, I think I’ve already answered that question. -Scott McClellan

  • Well, after having to say that Rove didn’t lie about being involved in Le Affiaire Plame, that the president didn’t say that anyone involved would be fired, moving the goalposts about “an ongoing legal affair” and generally being beaten like a pinata, the motherboard in his android head (c’mon, what kind of human could do that “does not compute” stuff?) needed to be replaced and a nice new operating system had to be installed.

    If you stand close enough to the stage, you can still smell the ozone and burned wires.

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