Maybe the White House can try sticking their fingers in their ears, too

As a rule, the Bush White House has a few reliable tactics it uses to avoid information it doesn’t want to hear. For example, when government reports might offer discouraging news that undermines the president’s agenda, the White House likes to eliminate the reports. For that matter, Bush’s proclivity for “The Bubble,” in which only people who agree with the president are allowed to offer information, tends to keep ideological purity intact.

But once in a while, the White House Bubble is pierced with information the Bush gang won’t like and doesn’t want to see. What to do? In the case of the Environmental Protection Agency and evidence on global warming, the Bush gang came up with a new trick: stop opening emails suspected to include inconvenient truths.

The White House in December refused to accept the Environmental Protection Agency’s conclusion that greenhouse gases are pollutants that must be controlled, telling agency officials that an e-mail message containing the document would not be opened, senior E.P.A. officials said last week.

The document, which ended up in e-mail limbo, without official status, was the E.P.A.’s answer to a 2007 Supreme Court ruling that required it to determine whether greenhouse gases represent a danger to health or the environment, the officials said.

I suppose the White House deserves some credit for being clever. The president’s team didn’t want to be bothered with facts and evidence, and they also didn’t want to admit that it was ignoring the guidance of their own EPA officials. The solution — simply leaving EPA emails unread — solved the problem (the political problem, that is, not the looming environmental catastrophe).

One assumes that if EPA officials happened to stop by the West Wing, we’d see senior aides walking around with their fingers in their ears, yelling, “I can’t hear you! La la la la la la…”

In this case, instead of opening the EPA’s email, the Bush gang began lobbying the EPA to forget about the email and tell the White House what it wanted to hear.

Over the past five days, the officials said, the White House successfully put pressure on the E.P.A. to eliminate large sections of the original analysis that supported regulation, including a finding that tough regulation of motor vehicle emissions could produce $500 billion to $2 trillion in economic benefits over the next 32 years. The officials spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter.

Both documents, as prepared by the E.P.A., “showed that the Clean Air Act can work for certain sectors of the economy, to reduce greenhouse gases,” one of the senior E.P.A. officials said. “That’s not what the administration wants to show. They want to show that the Clean Air Act can’t work.”

Exactly. As is usually the case, they started with the answer and tried to work backwards. If that means refusing to open emails from the EPA because the agency’s facts were troublesome, so be it.

Andrew Tilghman concluded, “Before he left for Washington for the first time, former President Harry Truman got a piece of memorable advice: ‘Work hard, keep your mouth shut, and answer your mail.’ Maybe President Bush never got that same advice.”

Someone probably sent him the advice in a letter. He didn’t open it.

It’s a pity we can’t stick our fingers in our ears when BGII talks, but that tends to be too dangerous.

We could end up at war with Iran.

  • This is just freakin’ juvenile. I know I can’t expect this administration to behave like professionals but they can’t at least try and act like grown-ups.

    January 2009 can’t come soon enough.

  • Does this mean if I leave my electric bill in the mailbox and don’t open it, I don’t have to pay it and my power won’t be shut off?

  • Why is this WH allowed to be after admitting to committing War Crimes and abusing the oath sworn to protect the American people? Where’s the accountability???

  • This is just freakin’ juvenile. I know I can’t expect this administration to behave like professionals but they can’t at least try and act like grown-ups.

    It’s really just a variation on an old game. During the Reagan years I volunteered at a civil liberties organization in DC. They were always suing agencies of the Fed Gov’t. They would send registered mail notices to an agency and not get the delivery notices back. Now and then I’d have to go to the agency and hand deliver a notice, and there, in the inbox, was a stack of unsigned for, unopened, registered mail. I believe their line was as long as the person to whom it was addressed didn’t get it, it wasn’t an official notification. Not really sure how the post office should have dealt with this.

  • ET @ #2 said it. I am disgusted but not at all surprised. We might as well rename them “The Bubble Administration”. George “Bubble” Bush. Those would be the nice names.

  • What happened to all of the tough-guys that work for the tough-guy-in-chief? The ones who want to “smoke ’em out of their holes” and accuse all their critics of defeatism? Are they really terrified of an itsy-bitsy email? Seriously?

    I bet the prospect of puncturing “the bubble” makes them pee in their pants.

  • One of the lesser understood parts of the Bush agenda is to bankrupt and destroy America and its people. Lesser understood because it has always been totally insane and therefore difficult to fathom by anyone with an ounce of sense.

  • It is really, really hard for me NOT to envision the heads of the major oil companies in an enormous board room, all stroking cats, and plotting to rule the earth.

    And I swear to God, having George W Bush as president is like we were all at a party having a really great time and when it was time to go home we picked the stupidest, drunkest, most fucked up person among us and gave him the keys. Now he’s driven us off a cliff, the car is about to burst into flames, he’s still pretending to drive and no one will dial 911.

  • What happens in January, where there is no longer a Bubble—and the exemption from any accountability that comes with that Bubble? I’m imagining Bush in a bizarre, “Where’s Waldo” scenario, jumping from one no-extradition-treaty backwoods fiefdom to the next, always just one step ahead of the dead-or-alive bounty hunters….

  • Steve,@11,

    You have an overactive imagination. Still President never liked travelling, so he’ll stay in Crawford. Where nothing will touch him, because nobody will want to rock the bi-partisan boat.

  • Coping with the image of how one sticks their fingers in their ear when their head is up their arse.

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