McCain decides to change the meaning of the word ‘earmark’

John McCain has an earmark problem. I don’t mean a problem with earmarks; I mean an earmark problem. It includes confusion over what an earmark is, how much they cost, and whether he actually likes them or not.

To briefly recap, McCain, presenting hundreds of billions of dollars in tax cuts this week, said the cuts wouldn’t necessarily worsen the deficit. The key, his campaign said, is McCain’s commitment to cutting spending by eliminating congressional earmarks. Got it.

Except, as Kevin Drum explained very well yesterday, McCain and his campaign had a problem: “The two most serious studies of the subject suggest that total spending on earmarks is less than $20 billion — and McCain didn’t think that was impressive enough. He needed a bigger number in order to buck up his bona fides as an anti-spending crusader. So he turned to an old CRS report that pegged the earmark number at $52 billion.”

Problem solved, right? Wrong. ThinkProgress found that if we use the CRS report as a guide to what constitutes an earmark, and accept McCain’s vow to reject all earmarks as president, that means McCain necessarily opposes aid to Israel, funding for military housing, money for drug eradication in Colombia, and humanitarian aid to Haiti, among other things.

The problem, of course, is that McCain is stuck in a trap of his own making. He can claim to cut $52 billion from the budget by eliminating earmarks, but then he ends up opposing funding that he actually supports. He can accept the actual figures for earmarks (about $18.2 billion), but then he’d have to concede that he isn’t anywhere close to financing his lavish tax cuts for corporations and the wealthy.

Yesterday, McCain solved one of his problems by changing the definition of “earmark” back to the original meaning.

As ThinkProgress has previously noted, Sen. John McCain’s (R-AZ) campaign promise to “veto every bill that has a pork-barrel project on it” if elected president would result in $65 billion of cuts to programs, including U.S. funding assistance to Israel and funding for military housing. Now, McCain’s top economic adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin, says that McCain is changing the definition of earmarks. Under the new definition, “there are between $16 billion and $18 billion” of earmarks in the current budget. Holtz-Eakin “declined to say whether McCain would ever begin to name programs he’ll cut.”

And this, of course, leaves us with McCain’s other problem.

Specifically, he’s really, really bad at arithmetic.

John McCain’s plan to cut taxes and balance the budget wins praise from fellow Republicans. Economists and nonpartisan analysts say his numbers don’t add up.

McCain’s proposal, outlined April 15, would extend President George W. Bush’s tax cuts, reduce the top corporate rate, repeal the alternative minimum tax and double exemptions for dependents. Price: $3.3 trillion by the end of a President McCain’s second term in 2017, according to figures from his campaign and the Treasury.

The Arizona senator said that would be offset by eliminating pork-barrel spending, freezing a portion of the budget, and saving from Medicare spending. He could cut the budget by $100 billion a year “in a New York minute,” he said in a Bloomberg Television interview yesterday.

Robert Bixby, executive director of the Washington-based Concord Coalition, a nonpartisan group that advocates budget restraint, said “the huge imbalance” in McCain’s plan “is that the tax cuts are specific and large and the spending cuts are small and vague.”

Once, McCain was a deficit hawk, Bixby said, but “strange things happen when people run for president.”

When it comes to McCain, truer words were never spoken.

According to McCain, he can eliminate all earmarks, cut Medicare, freeze portions of the budget, and increase federal revenue through economic growth. It’s a wildly unrealistic, fantastical proposition that no serious person could believe. But even if we were to assume that McCain could do all of those things, his own campaign concedes that it would save $1.5 trillion over eight years — $1.8 trillion short of the cost of his tax cuts.

In other words, if we go exclusively under McCain’s own projections, which are tilted in his direction to the point of comedy, he expects to rack up nearly $2 trillion in debt, even if — especially if — he gets everything he wants.

And best of all, his projections are almost certainly wrong. As McCain sees it, his tax cuts would cost $3.3 trillion. Bloomberg News noted, “The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities estimated his tax cuts would total $5 trillion over a two-term presidency. The Tax Policy Center, run jointly by the Brookings Institution and Urban Institute, said they would cost at least $5.7 trillion.”

Since they know what they’re talking about, and McCain doesn’t, I’m inclined to use their figures.

As Jared Bernstein of the Economic Policy Institute recently said, “I don’t think anybody’s numbers add up when they run for president. I do fear that [McCain’s] don’t add up the most.”

Maybe we should chip in to get McCain a calculator.

I think AARP gives away free calculators.

How bad do you have to be at arithmetic to finish fifth from the bottom of your USNA class of eight hundred ninety-nine?

  • With the help of the MSM, mclame has changed the meaning of many words over the years like:

    POW camp is really collaborating with the enemy – Vietnamese protected and promoted him and, in return, Hanoi John danced to their tune. McCain was on Vietnamese radio so often he was tagged as “the PW Songbird”.

  • The John McSame school of mathematics would argue that he was never flying too low; it was always the ground that was too high—that’s why he kept smashing up lots of expensive military aircraft. Fortunately for America, John McSame does not teach mathematics….

  • This is where that “free media” strategy kicks in. Instead of “John McCain has an earmark problem”, it’s “Some say Congress is addicted to earmarks, but John McCain is a maverick.” Instead of Specifically, he’s really, really bad at arithmetic, it’s “Some say the numbers will be really difficult to achieve. Can straight talker, John McCain, work a miracle? Only time will tell.” And instead of “this, of course, leaves us with McCain’s other problem, it’s “Let’s take one more look at Michelle Obama stirring her tea. How elitist. Actually, if you look closely she’s using a grapefruit spoon. I would call that just a trifle uncouth.”

  • Danp @ #4 = Genius. That’s the most accurate portrayal of how our bought-and-paid-for media works these days that I’ve ever seen. As a former journalist, it’s a huge source of pain and anguish seeing how far a once-proud profession has sunk. There are a few rays of light coming through these days, though, and I keep hoping that all is not yet totally lost.

  • Just like cults, the right continues to redefine any term that gets in the way of them deceiving the public about their agenda and or might expose them to the general public as the inept fraudsters and con artists which they plainly are. It is an application of “language control.”

    Today’s conservatism has made an art out of this mind control technique. They get away with it because the media allows them to do so.

  • But, but, but, we know tax cuts pay for themselves! Look at the success of the last seven years. With more tax cuts, corporations and select individuals would be able to help us out of the subprime mortgage crisis by buying up all those foreclosures, renting the houses to two or three families which would allow families to lower their housing expenses, and bingo! — no more housing problem. With all that extra cash people could afford their own health insurance and retirement plans and we could easily dump Medicare and Social Security! If we let the corporate land owners and select individuals voluntarily establish schools, we could almost eliminate property taxes, and the extra cash saved there could be donated to infrastructure and law enforcement, reducing local taxes to zero! The excitement. The thrill. Imagine the things they could do if Cindy and John owned southern Arizona!

    What’s that system called? Lemme see, what was it? — can’t seem to remember.

  • mclames other problem?

    Oh – you mean incontinence? That he can’t control his bowels or bladder? That doesn’t seem to be an issue – perhaps because it provides such a great distraction from the real issues.

    MOP IN AISLE 5 – mclame has had another “accident”

  • A trillion here, a trillion there, and pretty soon you have big money. The ordinary person trying to make ends meet, or understand why he or she has to abandon his hard-gotten house, doesn’t care much about these odd trillions because the scale of a trillion anything is way beyond human comprehension. Escalating food and energy prices are easily understood by anyone paying bills.

    This budget talk is just so much government blather and campaign bullshit, which should be relegated to never-never-land where it all came from to begin with. The hard facts are that Republicans want to enrich Republicans even more, and keep everyone else subservient at or around the subsistance level. That way crumbs from the table are appreciated.

    McSame’s pathetic grasp of economics and shameless pandering should get him laughed out of town, but the corporate media take him seriously. What a surprise.

  • Rich @ 11 Said: “…The hard facts are that Republicans want to enrich Republicans even more, and keep everyone else subservient at or around the subsistence level…”

    The sad thing is that a plurality of people who vote Republican actually belong to the ‘subservient’ masses. They’re too ignorant to realize they’ve been voting against their very own best interest.

    As long as a right winger ‘promises’ them a conservative supreme court, an abortion ban, marriage between ‘a man and a woman’, prayer in public schools, Intelligent Design or Creationism, they’ll follow the fraudsters all the way to the voting booth.

    There are still too many ignorant people here, and those ignorant people tend to vote Republican.

  • Kevin Drum makes another important point worth repeating:

    “You can even make a case for eliminating earmarks entirely and leaving detailed budgeting decisions entirely up to the federal bureaucracy. But that’s all that eliminating earmarks would do: move the spending decisions into other hands. It wouldn’t actually reduce spending by a penny.

  • McCains problem is not his math it is his position on many issues that republicans find unacceptable so by pandering to them he will bring them out to vote.

  • McShame will always want to have it both ways. he sought out the endorsement of John Hagee, yet still went to the Catholic National prayer breakfast. He wants to cut taxes and reduce the deficit. Fortunately for him, a great number of Republicans are idiots who hear what he says but are unable to process what it means.

  • McCain has a much bigger problem if he thinks he can pay for tax cuts by eliminating earmarks. Earmarks aren’t appropriations, they are allocations of already appropriated money. I wish people would start paying attention here. If you cut out all earmarks, whether it is 20 billion or 52 billion, you don’t cut one red cent from federal spending, you just turn the task of deciding where to spend those dollars to some lobbyist who paid Bush a truckload of money and got appointed to some nice federal job that controls whatever it is he used to lobby for, or against. If McBush thinks that will be an incentive to economize he’s stupider than the current resident.

  • No wonder the dems keep fighting for the nomination, running against him would be like pass rushing against Tony Mandarich. I bet they remember what Reggie, et al did to Tony in Philly.

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