McCain ‘kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross’

There’s been talk for years that many Bush supporters believe he was literally chosen by God to be president. We don’t hear as much about this lately — God wanted a U.S. president who would screw up everything he touches? — but the notion of divine intervention on behalf of Republicans has been a relatively common sentiment in far-right circles for quite a while.

That said, direct comparisons between Republican candidates and Jesus are still rather unusual. (via mcjoan)

Georgia Republican Party chairwoman Sue Everhart said Saturday that the party’s presumed presidential nominee has a lot in common with Jesus Christ.

“John McCain is kind of like Jesus Christ on the cross,” Everhart said as she began the second day of the state GOP convention. “He never denounced God, either.”

Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.

“I’m not trying to compare John McCain to Jesus Christ, I’m looking at the pain that was there,” she said.

Right, of course. She’s not “trying to compare” McCain to Jesus, she’s just says he’s “kind of like Jesus.” The distinction is obvious. And sacrilegious.

Atrios added, “I’m not Christian so it doesn’t really matter much to me who is casually compared to their Lord And Savior, but still.”

I’d just add, speaking of Georgia Republicans, the day before the state GOP chairperson noted the similarities between McCain and Jesus, the state party hosted its annual “Victory Dinner.” (thanks to reader J.C. for the tip)

It was called a Victory Dinner. Said so right on the program. But it had the feel of an intervention session for a pill-popping, booze-chugging family member who was about to drag the rest of the clan down…. These are [Rep. Nathan Deal’s (R-Ga.)] exact words:

”I’m concerned about the Mississippi election, because I think it could signal a reversal of the process that the South has been a part of — and that is the power of the Republican party being swelled and invigorated by people who normally would have, in the past, been Democrats — myself being one of them.

“Now we have seen our state and our South make the transition to the Republican party. It was one of those phenomena, in my opinion, that started at the top and came down….

“The reform of party affiliation, I think, took great momentum in the South in particular with [Clinton’s] presidency. And now, I think we’re seeing the reversal of that process — and we cannot allow it to happen — and that is a reversal of the process from the bottom up.”[…]

Let [former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael] Steele tell the story from there:

“…It’s the story of America, folks. And it is the story of our party. It is a story, I’m afraid we have forgotten. We’ve forgotten how to tell it, we’ve forgotten how to share it, and we’ve forgotten how to live it. We have come to Washington, and we have become consumed by Potomac Fever.

“We have come to Washington, and we’ve become like those we were sent to replace. And in 2006 the people of this country replaced us.

“And my fear is, if we do not get our act together, if we do not reform ourselves, and remember who we are and why we are, we will continue to be replaced to the point where we will be irrelevant.”

This was, just a reminder, the Republicans’ Victory Dinner.

No wonder these guys are looking for a savior. Literally.

Maybe they need 40 days (or years) in the political wilderness. I’m willing to help.

  • Sounds like a “Jim Jones” cult to me. Lets deliver the cool aid. What do you say???

  • America being god seems to this atheist as even more problematical than Hon. Sen. McCain’s tribulations being similar to the passion of Jesus. Secondarily I thought that both Jesus and the future Senator understandable failed to maintain their convictions under torture (q.v. Mark 15:34 “…My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?”)

  • I think equally interesting is the implicit comparison between the United States and God. Quite a revealing peek into conservative psychology.

  • This is just another example that proves my point.

    You can’t be both a good Christian and a Republican.

    No Christian who is not completely brain dead would compare any politician to Jesus.

  • Andrew LLoyd Webber are you paying attention? I see a meg-musical somewhere in this.

  • We have come to Washington, and we’ve become like those we were sent to replace

    Worse than that, Mr. Steele. And it’s not that you’ve forgotten or “become consumed by Potomac Fever”. You brought in people like Jack Abramoff and Grover Norquist, and gave power to Tom Delay, Newt Gingrich and Trent Lott. You started from the beginning (1994) by replacing congressional staffs with lobbyists, and demanding loyalty (even party affiliation) from them. You used think tanks and wordsmiths to massage the desires of your money base into crisp little sound bites. You used your wealthiest supporters to convert the media into a propaganda organization. You recruited congressional candidates as though they were employees of a pyramid scheme. You preyed on the weakest and least engaged Americans to support your moneyed base’s greed. You did this by playing to their fears, their phobias, and their ignorance. You co-opted Christianity for selfish means, offering in exchange tangential issues that cost no money (abortion, gay marriage, stem cell research). You even systematically rejected honest scientific research and safety oversight in order to enich your moneyed base.

    No, Mr. Steele. Let’s not call it a mistake!

  • Here are a few other ways McCain is like Jesus:

    1] Skis on water!
    2] Ate 24 loafs of Rainbow bread and 72 Mrs. Paul’s fishsticks in a single sitting.
    3] Once blessed 300 Peacekeeper Missiles.
    4] Replaced a strung out Ronnie Van Zant as lead singer for Lynyrd Skynyrd in Tupelo. [Read your Bible, man.]
    5] Forgave a prostitute who had sprayed his golf shoes with WD40.
    6] Has a career earned run average of 4.47. [Wait! That’s Jesus Colome.]
    7] Resembles the living dead.

  • Ever see this?

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/0/0a/20071028163512!Gott_mit_uns_-_polish_resistance_poster,_German-occupied_Poland,_1943.jpg&imgrefurl=http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Image:Gott_mit_uns_-_polish_resistance_poster,_German-occupied_Poland,_1943.jpg&h=929&w=700&sz=725&tbnid=UDFRKALvG4YJ:&tbnh=147&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgott%2Bmit%2Buns&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=3

    Or maybe these?

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bibleetnombres.online.fr/images6/gottmuns.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bibleetnombres.online.fr/hitler.htm&h=247&w=251&sz=16&tbnid=IaxVGoEJBAcJ:&tbnh=109&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgott%2Bmit%2Buns&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=1&ct=image&cd=1

    This is exactly what the Republican Party and their far-right fundie-troopers have done to the global image of the Christian faith—and just as they fomented this modern-day filth with their current leader, they seek now to do with McCain.

    Is that what they’re really trying to say? Looks more like a 21st-Century Pharisee to me.

    Maybe it’s time to wage a little “holy war” on these scum. The ballot box can be a true “weapon of mass destruction,” but only if we the People, choose to wield it as such….

  • This story, and the one above about the recession having no effect on Rolls Royce and Maserati sales in Massachusetts (where I live) reinforce my motto – there are only two kinds of Publicans: millionaires and suckers.

  • “There are only two kinds of Publicans: millionaires and suckers.”

    A big Amen to that, Stephen. But they all worship at the altar of the Almighty Dollar.

    Whenever someone tries to snow you with their religiosity, keep your hand over your wallet.

  • Jesus. H. Christ.
    These people never cease to amaze/sicken/stun me.

  • Two different worlds, as the old song lyric went. . “Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s” (Matthew 22:2). In America we call it Separation of Church and State.

    If they need to compare Grampy McCain with someone religious it shouldn’t be a young man who devoted his life to uplifting the downtrodden and promoting peace. It shouldn’t be a young man at all. How about Methuselah?

  • Here are a few other ways McCain is like Jesus: -chrenson

    8] He’s over 2000 years old.

  • Ed Stephan:
    Exactly which things do you think a deeply religious person would think
    are “not God’s”?

    The great commandment (“Thou shalt love the the Lord thy God with all thy soul….”)
    is also in Matthew. It does not really leave a lot of room for government.

    I am not saying that separation of church and state is a bad thing. But I would not go to
    the Bible looking for consistent justification of it.

  • I’m sure that Jesus would have dumped his first wife for a younger & richer woman. But Jesus could have cured his former wife, if she had been crippled in a car wreck.

    Perhaps this is a pro-active move because McCain is about to be outed for consorting with prostitutes.

  • Exactly which things do you think a deeply religious person would think
    are “not God’s”?
    -catclub

    What are things which are Caesar’s, namely government. That is correct. Select again.

    I don’t in any way see how your quote from Matthew is a counter argument to the previous quote from Matthew.

  • If 45% of Americans really identify themselves as ‘born-again’ or evangelical, and eat up the simplistic nonsense that god is on our side and picks presidents for us, then why vote? If god is doing the picking we have nothing to worry about. Right? That’s the pitch to make to them, and get them all to stay home. That alone would increase the IQ of the electorate by at least 20 points, and we might then get presidents who don’t screw everything up in the name of Jesus.

    What the Georgia Rethugs are indirectly saying about the American educational system is staggering. It’s a wonder we aren’t still burning witches.

  • I think this time, when we make the traitors “stack arms”, we should not only keep the guns but not let them take the horses home for their spring planting.

  • anyone who thinks that Bush or McCain are the kind of people that would be picked by God to be annointed as leaders or disciples here on earth, obviously do NOT read the same bible that the rest of us do

  • Maybe she is right:
    – the are both pretty damn old.
    – if you remove the Mc from McCain’s name they have the same initials
    – one turned water into wine, the other turned a poor wife into a rich one
    – one was almost indicted, the other was crucified
    – one walked the earth and spoke of love of fellow man, the other used a jet and lied in hopes of escalating a war that has already costs tens of thousands of innocent lives

    It’s eerie how their lives have run so parallel.
    Some might think they take politics are little more seriously then they do religion.

  • I thought McCain was quite cooperative at times. I don’t blame him but let’s not get carried away.

  • “Everhart was praising McCain for never denouncing the United States while he was being tortured as a prisoner of war in Vietnam.”

    i guess everhart doesn’t get out much. mccain has long been embarrassed by the fact that he DID collaborate with his captors. that was a big reason why he never liked to talk about being a pow.

    republican partisans make me lose my lunch.

  • Chosen by God, please ya’ll need to get over yourselves. Shrubie was put if office by Satan, himself. He did not win the vote honestly but by the decision of a right wing justice that should have never had the job. If you need more proof that is was Satan’s doing, is America not going to hell right now?

  • They may think that God is on their side (like that guy, whose name Godwin’s Law forbids me to mention) but I doubt they’ll be singing many Hallelujahs, come November.

  • Don’t forget Jesus said “suffer the little children to come under me”. McCain bombing Vietnam in his A-1 Skyraider during the war, said “let those little children who come under me suffer!”.

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