McCain ‘regrets’ his bizarre Iraq comments — for all the wrong reasons

You know the story by now: John McCain made a series of bizarre-but-categorical comments about how safe Iraq has become since the start of the president’s escalation policy. In just the last two weeks, he’s insisted that parts of Baghdad are safe for Americans to walk around in and that Gen. Petraeus travels the city “almost every day in a non-armed Humvee.” Confronted with reality, McCain stuck to his guns, so to speak, and insisted that the media was wrong, not him.

Apparently, McCain has since come around to a slightly less absurd perspective.

In two interviews before the Army took McCain and 60 MINUTES on the heavily guarded visit to the al-Shorja market last Sunday, the senator said security had improved in Iraq. Upon his return, he also told a news conference he had just come back from a neighborhood one could walk around in freely. The remarks made headlines and he now regrets saying them.

“Of course I am going to misspeak and I’ve done it on numerous occasions and I probably will do it in the future,” says McCain. “I regret that when I divert attention to something I said from my message, but you know, that’s just life,” he tells Pelley, adding, “I’m happy, frankly, with the way I operate, otherwise it would be a lot less fun.”

See? McCain isn’t a ridiculous hack; he was just having “fun” by repeating a series of ridiculous war assessments and berating reporters who dared to challenge him. Indeed, looking back, McCain “regrets” the comments, not because he was lying to millions of Americans about an ongoing crisis, but because the comments were a diversion from his broader message.

And here I thought McCain’s hack-like tendencies couldn’t get any more pathetic.

I’m curious about the timing of all of this. Just 13 days ago, McCain told Bill Bennett how safe parts of Baghdad are for Americans who want to go for a stroll. Ten days ago, McCain told CNN that Petraeus travels the city in a non-armed Humvee. Six days ago, McCain stood by his comments during a press conference and antagonized reporters who questioned him.

At some point this week, McCain chatted with 60 Minutes and said he “misspoke.” Alright, which day? At what point did McCain come to this sudden realization, after repeatedly arguing otherwise? And what, pray tell, led him to change his mind?

Of course, McCain’s faux-regret not withstanding, the senator’s broader message isn’t changing at all.

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will launch a high-profile effort next week to convince Americans that the Iraq war is winnable, embracing the unpopular conflict with renewed vigor as he attempts to reignite his stalling bid for the presidency.

With the Virginia Military Institute as a backdrop, McCain plans to argue in a speech on Wednesday that victory in Iraq is essential to American security and that President Bush’s war machine is finally getting on track after four years, aides and advisers said. […]

It is a gamble at a critical time for the former front-runner for the Republican nomination, the political equivalent of a “double-down” in blackjack, as one person close to the campaign put it. A candidate once seen as the almost inevitable winner, McCain is struggling in the polls and this week placed dead last in fundraising among the three top Republican and three top Democratic contenders.

McCain’s supporters say that though he is not declaring “mission accomplished,” he has little choice but to enthusiastically renew his support for the war.

We’ll see how that works out for him.

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will launch a high-profile effort next week to convince Americans that the Iraq war is winnable…

…that President Bush’s war machine is finally getting on track…

And I thought he was out of material.

ROFLMAO

  • Flying to Iraq with various aides, body guards, flunkies and sycnophants – $1 million.

    Equipment & logistics required to make sure his little walk was peaceful – $5 million.

    Man-power needed to hold his hand during said walk – $3 million.

    Doing it all for “fun” – Priceless.

    But then, so is watching this slut crash and burn again.

  • Isn’t ‘misspeak’ the word we use when someone calls a guy named John James, or Bob Bill? I don’t think that word can be used in English to describe this situation, where lives are on the line.

    And while McCain may be all about having “fun” on the campaign trail, shooting his mouth off as he pleases, no one worthy of the presidency would be so cavalier about putting his military escort at risk for a PR stunt, nor so insensitive to the report that innocent Iraqi market workers were slaughtered following his visit.

    This wasn’t some kind of silly gaffe, or some kind of silly Dukakis-tank moment. This was a serious abuse of our military resources, and probably cost lives.

    So, I’m not even going to bother getting someone to explain the distinction between what McCain says and his message, and how it’s possible that he could say anything that would distract attention from his message. (Isn’t saying things the way we communicate messages? Isn’t what he said a message? His message?)

    In the past I’ve suggested that McCain was showing signs of medical disability affecting his thinking. I’m just sad no one got him the help he needed before people got killed.

  • The only place McCain is still the front-runner is in the minds of the otherwise-unemployables who majored in “journalism” after they were rejected by the college of social work.

    He’s circling the bowl in his death spiral as a candidate, and the only question is how long till the flush is complete.

  • Let’s just remember that the only reason this son and grandson of Admirals didn’t end his Naval career by going no higher than Lieutenant Commander was he got himself shot down over Vietnam (all his squadron pilots say that if he had just remembered to use the right tactics, it wouldn’t have happened, it was his own stupidity that got him), and then he was automatically promoted by the Navy till he got released, which got him all the way to Captain. He’s been a third-rate hack his entire life – it’s just now becoming obvious to everyone else.

    Living proof, with Georgie-porgie, of the truth of the statement, “the first generation makes it, the second generation saves it, and the third generation loses it.”

  • From the Wall Street Journal, no less:

    In short order, John McCain has gone from Republican presidential front-runner to political death watch. Next week, the Arizona senator kicks off a month of high-profile events, seeking a resurrection of sorts.

    The whys are obvious.

    The senator’s war stand is a popular one with Republican voters, but polls show they are not rewarding him, given longstanding resentment of his maverick ways. Meanwhile, the independents once attracted to him for just that reason no longer see him as the straight-talker of the 2000 campaign. For many independents, that brand has gone to Democratic Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois. And with Mr. McCain’s electability in question, many conservative donors appear to have decided he is not a good investment.

  • If he actually “regrets” his comments, why does he insist that he will do it again?

    “Yes, Your Honor, I ‘regret’ robbing Hometown Savings and Loan, but I’ll probably do it again. I’m a bank robber, it’s what I do. I was merely having ‘fun’ and only joshing around.”

    “Yes, officer, I ‘regret’ speeding at 100 mph on these busy city streets, but I’ll probably do it again. At heart, I’m a Richard Petty wannabee, it’s what I do. I’ve done it on numerous occasions, and I’ll probably do it again as soon as I get away from you. It wouldn’t be ‘fun’ otherwise.”

    Updated List of Most Foolish Americans:
    1. John McCain
    2. George W. Bush
    3. People who still think McCain is a straight-talking maverick

  • ***See? McCain isn’t a ridiculous hack; he was just having “fun” by repeating a series of ridiculous war assessments and berating reporters who dared to challenge him. Indeed, looking back, McCain “regrets” the comments, not because he was lying to millions of Americans about an ongoing crisis, but because the comments were a diversion from his broader message.***

    You’re being overly kind to the antiquated Senator from Arizona, CB. I’d have worded it a bit more along these lines:

    …he was just getting his kicks by lying through his teeth, and then got ticked off at reporters for questioning the lie. Indeed, looking back, McCain “regrets” the comments, not because he was lying to millions of Americans about an ongoing crisis, but because he got caught in the lie by the media.

    I’m gonna start calling this guy “Darth McCaca.” You don;;t suppose “Felix” will mind—do you?

  • Well, as I see it, those poor schlubs who provided him with his $12 Million in campaign contributions, can watch it and his candidacy go down the rat hole. This guy is toast. But, he is having fun, hey?

  • I’m gonna start calling this guy “Darth McCaca.” You don;;t suppose “Felix” will mind—do you? — Steve, @9

    Felix probably won’t mind at all but I will. Felix — bless his heart — thinks that his political career is just on a temporary hold and that he’ll weather the sh.. storm eventually. I, OTOH, being domiciled in Virginia, have vested interest in making sure that he’s mired in (ma)caca till his dying day.

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