McCain ‘trying to square the circle’

Vanity Fair has a fascinating profile on John McCain in its new issue, filled with enough tidbits to write days worth of blogs posts (and I just might). But there are a couple of angles that stood out.

The point of the piece will seem familiar to anyone who follows the political scene carefully: McCain lost a presidential race running as himself, so now he’s trying again, running as someone else. It’s left him dazed and confused — telling the party’s far-right base what it wants to hear, while slipping occasionally and accidentally saying what he believes. “[T]he plain truth is,” the article explains, “that the Straight Talk Express, Version 2.008, is often a far cry from the Magic Bus of 2000.”

The examples are abundant.

[It wasn’t] straight talk last summer at an Aspen Institute discussion when McCain struggled to articulate his position on the teaching of intelligent design in public schools. At first, according to two people who were present, McCain said he believed that intelligent design, which proponents portray as a more intellectually respectable version of biblical creationism, should be taught in science classes. But then, in the face of intense skepticism from his listeners, he kept modifying his views—going into reverse evolution.

“Yes, he’s a social conservative, but his heart isn’t in this stuff,” one former aide told me, referring to McCain’s instinctual unwillingness to impose on others his personal views about issues such as religion, sexuality, and abortion. “But he has to pretend [that it is], and he’s not a good enough actor to pull it off. He just can’t fake it well enough.”

Aravosis pointed to another good one. McCain was in Sioux City, Iowa, appearing at a fundraiser for far-right, anti-immigration Rep. Steve King (R), who had recently called McCain an “amnesty mercenary” for working with Ted Kennedy on a compromise bill. McCain told the assembled Republicans, “In the short term, [a hard line on immigration] probably galvanizes our base,” he said. “In the long term, if you alienate the Hispanics, you’ll pay a heavy price.” Then he added, unable to help himself, “By the way, I think the fence is least effective. But I’ll build the goddamned fence if they want it.”

I almost feel sorry for the guy. His desperation is so intense, he’ll take any position, repeat any talking point, compromise on any principle, just so long as he gets the nomination.

By the end of the year, John McCain won’t even know who he is anymore.

As Nico noted, McCain’s take on Iraq is no less startling.

Finally, a questioner lays it all on the line: “The war’s the big issue,” he says, adding, “Some kind of disengagement — it’s going to have to happen. It’s a big issue for you, for our party, in 24 months. It’s not that long a time.” McCain replies, “I do believe this issue isn’t going to be around in 2008. I think it’s going to either tip into civil war … ” He breaks off, as if not wanting to rehearse the handful of other unattractive possibilities. “Listen,” he says, “I believe in prayer. I pray every night.” And that’s where he leaves his discussion of the war this morning: at the kneeling rail.

On the way to our next stop, McCain tells me, “It’s just so hard for me to contemplate failure that I can’t make the next step.”

No wonder McCain isn’t worried about taking wildly unpopular positions on the war — as far as he’s concerned, by 2008, the issue won’t “be around” anymore.

Remember, McCain thinks his judgment and foreign policy “expertise” are some of his top selling points.

It’s going to get ugly.

It appears that both Guiliani and McCain are already on the ropes two years before the election. A lot can change in that time but I’m liking our chances more and more with each passing day.

  • “It appears that both Guiliani and McCain are already on the ropes two years before the election. A lot can change in that time but I’m liking our chances more and more with each passing day.” – Curmudgeon

    If they crash and burn too early, the Republican’ts might actually run a RepubliCAN and then where will we be?

    I mean, I’d like to live in a two party democracy but for the next ten years I’ll settle on have the real party of the people in charge thank you.

  • So McCain depends on a wingnut and a prayer? i think he’s convinced the left he’s a wingnut without convincing the right. I just think he’s still trying to get 2000 right and the Express has moved on without him.

    Gotta apply the Kill Bill template on McCain:
    Bitch you don’t have a selling point.

  • Yeah, great. That would be exactly what America needs, another four years of some simp who doesn’t know who he is, where he’s going or what the flaming hell he’s doing.

    I’m telling you, this guy is trying to become GWB3. Incoherent, fawning (on Das Base), when asked a serious question babbles about prayer.

    [shudder!]

  • “he’ll take any position, repeat any talking point, compromise on any principle, just so long as he gets the nomination…”

    It’s interesting if you substitute the “he” with a “she” it sounds a bit like the criticism (some of it even found here) surrounding Mrs. Clinton over the last few years in anticipation of her candidacy.

  • If John McCain gets elected president, our (your) country will be at war for a long, long time. If this is what you want, then by all means vote Republican. He is simply pandering to the far right.

  • CB writes: “By the end of the year, John McCain won’t even know who he is anymore.”

    I think we officially passed that point when he publicly hugged Dear Leader. And there were many moments leading up to that one. When will we stop bemoaning the loss of the McCain that never was?

  • John McCain has more faces than a ten-dollar slot machine has possible combinations. Ever notice how he tugs his ear when he’s in a bind—or when he’s getting shredded? He’s “pulling the bandit’s arm”—trying to get that magic combination that’ll satisfy the constituent-of-the-moment.

    Problem is—he keeps coming up with one of those better-luck-next-time combinations….

  • “By the end of the year, John McCain won’t even know who he is anymore.”

    That’s pretty funny — thanks for the laugh.

    McCain hasn’t had a clue who he is for decades. He is a cartoon figure hoping to escalate war so he can play out his fantasies of revenge on his captors. He doesn’t know that, but that’s what he is all about.

    For three decades he has greenlighted every war the Pentagon or CIA put on a blackboard like a football play in a tight penant race. He is a cheeleader of destruction.

    As for Billary and Obama and Edwards — nice try, CNN, but our top tier is actually:

    Gore, Kerry, and if neither will run — Dean, Feingold.

    Edwards is a good kid, probably, but who knows? Not enough of a record on any of those other stiffs to justify their nomination — though certainly the noose-necks in the current Shitehouse can’t be outdone in sheer depravity.

    So maybe Billary does have a chance.

  • Had he not been shot down, John McCain – the son and grandson of outstanding admirals – would likely not have made the jump from Lieutenant Commander to Commander, let alone farther up. However, while they were imprisoned, all American POWs in Vietnam received promotions at the first point they became eligible, due to their status as POWs.

    John McCain has achieved very little on his own in life, beyond a reputation among his fellow Naval Aviators before being shot down of being as flaky as fellow Tex-ANG pilots thought of Georgie-porgie.

  • Funny how in proving that he can countenance anti-evolution ideologies, McCain proves that humans can devolve into lower, less-intelligent life forms. McCain’s embrace of unnatural selection makes him an unnatural selection to be the next POTUS.

  • “By the end of the year, John McCain won’t even know who he is anymore.”

    Yeah–talk about the Manchurian Candidate!

  • Anyone else noticing how McCain is running the GWB 2004 campaign. “I pray”, “Stay the Course”, blah, blah, blah. The problem is twofold, first, he sucks at it. The other issue is that this country is done with GWB. McCain is a has been who never was.

    He belongs more on the Surreal Life then on the Presidential Campaign.

    By his actions it’s seems as if he thinks he is going to slide into the White House as a GWB substitute. Delusional at best.

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