Meet your new chairman of the Republican National Committee

From what I hear, Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele (R) really wanted the RNC job, but the White House rejected him in favor of Sen. Mel Martinez (R-Fla.).

Sen. [tag]Mel Martinez[/tag], a Florida Republican elected in 2004, has accepted an offer by the White House to become the new chairman of the [tag]Republican National Committee[/tag], three sources tell CNN.

Under the arrangement, Martinez will remain in office and serve as the party’s lead spokesman as well as take a major role in fundraising and political outreach, while [tag]RNC[/tag] General Counsel Robert (Mike) Duncan will oversee the committee’s day-to-day responsibilities.

It’s a little odd for a sitting senator to be chairman of a political party — most senators find representing their state to keep them busy enough, especially those serving huge states like Florida. But not Mel; he has some free time to head up a national party’s office.

And who, exactly, is Mel [tag]Martinez[/tag]? I’m glad you asked.

Martinez has only been in the Senate for two years, and he hasn’t done much to distinguish himself — except during the Terri Schiavo controversy. It was, as you may recall, Martinez’s office who distributed a talking-points memo around the Senate calling the tragedy a “great political issue,” adding that ”the pro-life base will be excited” by the debate. Martinez later distanced himself from the document, but his explanation never made a lot of sense.

Indeed, throughout his recent career, Martinez’s claim to fame is the ability to pass the buck with extraordinary skill.

During a GOP primary fight in 2004, Martinez’s campaign accused a rival candidate as playing to the “radical homosexual lobby.” When asked for an apology, Martinez blamed “young Turks” on his staff.

Shortly thereafter, Martinez compared U.S. immigration to “armed thugs” for returning Elian Gonzales to his father in 2000. Martinez, confronted with a controversy, again blamed his staff.

Then the Schiavo memo came to light, and asked to explain how it came from his office, Martinez, you guessed it, blamed his staff. (It was almost comical when, in 2005, Martinez released a statement saying, “As the senator, I am ultimately responsible for the work of my staff and the product that comes out of this office.”)

Of course, Martinez isn’t just a senator; he’s a former Bush cabinet official, having served as the head of HUD during the president’s first term. There, he distinguished himself by doing almost nothing.

Martinez is the Mr. Cellophane of the Bush cabinet. “Mister Cellophane” is a song in the musical Chicago, sung by Amos Hart, the hapless and inconsequential husband of Roxie Hart, a publicity-seeking floozy jailed for killing her lover. Amos calls himself “Mr. Cellophane”:

‘Cause you can look right through me,
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there

As if to prove the point, in 2006, the president got Martinez confused with Sen. Bob Menendez (D-N.J.) at a White House event.

You don’t suppose Martinez would picked so the White House could say they chose a Latino, do you?

“You don’t suppose Martinez would picked so the White House could say they chose a Latino, do you?” – CB

No, I think they choose Martinez because Jeb Bush is running in 2008 and Mel is going to grease his way to the nomination.

Can you feel the shiv sticking in your back Senator John McCain?

  • “I believe that I hit the nail on the head last Friday.” – sknm

    Mel Martinez is a soccer mom?

  • I was hoping that the Republicans would pick someone either farther to the right – there are so many. A Lation angle? Maybe. Considering that the Democrats could very likely run New Mexico Governor re-elect (at nearly 70%) Bill Richardson as VP.

  • Someone should ask Jack Abramoff if Mel’s a good choice or not.

    They’re buddies…

    (from wikipedia)
    In Congressman Bob Ney’s guilty plea he cofessed to lobbying Sen. Martinez (then a Bush cabinet official), on behalf of an Abramoff client… Ney admitted that he arranged a January, 2003 meeting with Mel Martinez, then Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, to “[advance] the interests of Abramoff’s Native American Indian Tribal clients.”

    Martinez claims he doesn’t recall the meeting.

    Martinez also says that he never met wtih Abramoff while heading HUD…

    …Just two months after he left HUD in order to make a run for the Senate in early 2004, Martinez campaign netted $250,000 from a fundraiser co-chaired by Abramoff.

  • I decry the blatant rascism of the Republicans rejecting Mr. Steele. And I decry the tokenism of them choosing Mr. Martinez. In fact I decry everything those a-holes do.

    Wow I guess it was tossup between who was sleazier, Michael “Hoodwink the Homeless” Steele or Mel “Right to Vegatative Life” Martinez.

    Listen people, the sleazy train is coming. All republicrooks just get on board.

    Looks like Rove is still set on the “values” voter for 08.

  • If I was a Florida resident (my mom is, actually) I’d be pissed that Martinez took on another essentially full-time job. He seems to be more loyal to the GOP than to FLA. How much time will the RNC job take away from his elected duties? Well I guess for GOP corruption is a full time job.

  • Of course, Martinez isn’t just a senator; he’s a former Bush cabinet official, having served as the head of HUD during the president’s first term. There, he distinguished himself by doing almost nothing.

    Isn’t that what you’d expect from the Bushco HUD Sec?

    You don’t suppose Martinez would’ve been picked so the White House could say they chose a Latino, do you?

    Nah, I think they were convinced he was probably straight.

  • How much time will the RNC job take away from his elected duties? Well I guess for GOP corruption is a full time job.

    Comment by Vincennes

    🙂 Yeah really.

    Martinez must be counting on that Tu-Thu Congressional work week. He won’t have to study the issues though. He votes his ignorance anyway.

  • What else does Mel do? (Is there a pattern here? Ken Mehlman, Mel Martinez… I guess the next one be named Martin Kenneth or something.)

    FOREIGN RELATIONS COMMITTEE

    Reared under the tyranny and dictatorship of Castro’s Cuba as a child, Senator Martinez has a firsthand understanding of our American principles — freedom, democracy and human rights. Through his role on the Foreign Relations committee, Martinez will offer a unique perspective helping to shape foreign policy and further America’s values and ideals around the world while ensuring the safety of all Americans at home.

    BANKING, HOUSING AND URBAN AFFAIRS COMMITTEE

    Senator Martinez also knows the toll that natural disasters can take on our families and our communities. Serving on the Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs Committee will allow him to draw on his experience as Secretary of Housing and Urban Development to ensure that Florida’s families and communities can recover as quickly as possible after the historic 2004 hurricane season. From ensuring proper housing policies are in place for hurricane victims to cracking down on insurance fraud, it is critical that Florida’s interests are represented on the Banking Committee.

    ENERGY AND NATURAL RESOURCES COMMITTEE

    As our nation’s energy needs continue to grow, natural resources must be examined as alternative forms of energy in order to conserve and meet energy needs. However, the state of Florida must protect its pristine beaches and stand firm that no offshore drilling occurs off Florida’s Gulf of Mexico coastline. Senator Martinez will participate as an active member of member of the Energy Committee ensuring that Florida’s tourism economy and the beauty of its beaches are preserved.

    SPECIAL COMMITTEE ON AGING

    The Special Committee on Aging is a great vantage-point in the United States Senate to affect policies important to Florida’s seniors. While serving as Orange County Chairman, Martinez established a local Commission on Aging in order to research and investigate issues surrounding seniors. Similar to the local commission, the Aging Committee is a key voice in the United States Senate for issues ensuring our seniors live longer, healthier and more productive lives and directly influences legislation in other committees that affects seniors. From Medicare to Social Security reform to age-discrimination, serving on the Aging Committee will allow Martinez to expand his reach and better meet the needs of Florida’s seniors and our nation’s seniors alike.

    Good to know he isn’t busy at all. I suspect this is an attempt to get the Hispanic vote or perhaps a token (hem hem) attempt to make up for all of those suggestions that any Hispanic in the US must be here illegally. Good luck gringos!

  • Not so bad, methinks. We’ll just nail this joker to the wall as soon as he uses federal funds he’s entitled to as a Senator illegally for the RNC.

    Also, the White House appointed him?

    None of the state party heads have a say?

    Weird.

  • And Mel is up for re-election when? — Curmudgeon, @17

    2010.

    TAiOM — the guy seems, definitely, overqualified; should be able to do both jobs “with a finger up his ass” as we — very inelegantly — used to say in Poland

  • I’m glad to see the Repubs appointing incompetence to their own administrative posts. I guess poor leadership isn’t just for citizens anymore.

    This isn’t without precedent, though. Bush says he’s POTUS but spend most of his time speachifying on behalf of his party instead.

  • No, I think they choose Martinez because Jeb Bush is running in 2008 and Mel is going to grease his way to the nomination.
    Can you feel the shiv sticking in your back Senator John McCain?

    Oh, I hope so. That would be great. Let’s hope and pray the Republicans are dumb enough to nominate the third Bush in 20 years. Rearranging deck chairs on the Hindenberg indeed.

    If Jeb is nominated, his chances of winning the Republican nomination would be 50/50 at best. In a fair fight, at least, which is a strong assumption to make. If he does win it, then in a fair fight he would lose in the general (unless the Democrats nominate freaking Carrot Top) and take almost every elected Republican down with him.

    And if he wins the general, there will be exactly one upside: the stress and confusion of trying to decide whether to immigrate to Canada will suddenly resolve itself very, very easily.

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