Monday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The Vice President had a minor health scare today. Doctors found a blood clot in Cheney’s left leg Monday, but the doctors prescribed blood thinners to treat it and allowed him to return to work.

* The Supreme Court ruled this morning against Colorado Republicans who sought to overturn a congressional redistricting plan written by a judge in 2002. CNN reported, “In a unanimous decision, the justices said that the four Republicans were not entitled to sue in an effort to replace a redistricting plan ordered by a court with one passed by a Republican-controlled state legislature. In an unsigned opinion, the justices said that the only injury the Republican voters allege is that the Elections Clause had not been followed. ‘This injury is precisely the kind of undifferentiated, generalized grievance about the conduct of government that we have refused to countenance in the past,’ the court stated.”

* The Nation’s Max Blumenthal has posted a must-see video of his adventure at the Conservative Political Action Conference. It’s called, “CPAC: The Unauthorized Documentary.” Take a look.

* Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington did the logical thing today and filed an ethics complaint against Sen. Pete Domenici (R-N.M.) for interfering in an ongoing federal criminal investigation.

* In other prosecutor-purge news, Michael Battle, the Director of the Executive Office of the United States Attorney, has resigned. Battle personally contacted all of the purged U.S. Attorneys, telling them in December about their dismissals. The Justice Department insists Battle’s resignation is unrelated to the scandal. Just a coincidence, of course.

* It’s been 2001 days since the attacks of 9/11. Still no Osama.

* Fox News’ Brit Hume thinks the real problem with the Walter Reed scandal is that it “looks terrible” for the Bush administration. (Note to Brit: It is horrible — for the troops.)

* Time’s Joe Klein seems to have a way of annoying the liberal blogosphere on a surprisingly frequent basis.

* Ann Coulter’s principal employer, Universal Press Syndicate, has decided not to comment on her latest insanity.

* On a related note, “on March 1, Hollywood’s Creative Artists Agency (CAA) reportedly dropped conservative radio host Michael Savage two days after announcing that he had been signed as a client. CAA’s reported decision followed Savage’s comments — documented by Media Matters for America — attacking singer Melissa Etheridge, who thanked her wife at the Academy Awards, and asserting that married gay couples’ raising of children amounts to ‘child abuse’ and ‘makes me want to puke.'”

* Last week, Fox News’ John Gibson took some heat for his coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith story. Luckily for Gibson, Stephen Colbert has rushed to his defense.

* I often get the impression that British surveillance and security measures are just as creepy as ours, if not more so.

* Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle (D) has “turned down about $600,000 in federal abstinence education money because new rules would limit how much recipients could talk about contraception or sexually transmitted diseases this year.” Good for him; other governors should follow his lead.

* John Ashcroft offered his lobbying services to XM Satellite Radio. When the company turned him down, he began to actively lobby against XM’s proposed merger with Sirius Satellite Radio.

* And finally, Magnet America, the largest manufacturer of the yellow-ribbon car magnets has found that demand has “collapsed” in the wake of widespread disapproval of the war in Iraq. The company has seen “sales fall from a peak of 1.2m in August 2004 to about 4,000 a month and now has an unsold stockpile of about 1m magnets.”

If none of these items are of interest, consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

On a related note, “on March 1, Hollywood’s Creative Artists Agency (CAA) reportedly dropped conservative radio host Michael Savage two days after announcing that he had been signed as a client. CAA’s reported decision followed Savage’s comments — documented by Media Matters for America — attacking singer Melissa Etheridge, who thanked her wife at the Academy Awards, and asserting that married gay couples’ raising of children amounts to ‘child abuse’ and ‘makes me want to puke.’”

Funny thing. The thought of Michael Savage raising children sounds like child abuse to me too,

And finally, Magnet America, the largest manufacturer of the yellow-ribbon car magnets has found that demand has “collapsed” in the wake of widespread disapproval of the war in Iraq. The company has seen “sales fall from a peak of 1.2m in August 2004 to about 4,000 a month and now has an unsold stockpile of about 1m magnets.”

I never really liked those magnets. I believe in supporting the troops as much as the next guy, and probably a lot more than some Republicans, but it seemed like a tacky, shallow, materialistic way to show support to slap a $1 magnet on your big-ass SUV. Yeah. No cognative dissonance there.

  • I’m just surprised John Ashcroft hasn’t been trying to put an enormous, expensive blanket over all of the Anna Nicole coverage.

  • I hope it’s a freedom-loving blood clot.

    Battle resigned? I can’t get used to things actually happening when there’s a Republican scandal. Refreshing.

    Oh come on, CB. Osama is so pre-9/11.

    Are Michael and Dan Savage related? That would be a crazy Cain & Able scenario.

    It’s not a defense, but the Brits do have more to worry about security-wise than we do.

    Can we re-purpose those yellow ribbon magnets for the drug-testing effort?

    I wish we could embed Hannity and O’Reilly in Iraq. They need to know real fear as an antidote to their arrogance.

    It’s nice to know Republicans are not immune to the power of diversity represented by our gay and black constiuencies. The F-word and the N-word are kryptonite to Republican politicians.

  • On a related note, “on March 1, Hollywood’s Creative Artists Agency (CAA) reportedly dropped conservative radio host Michael Savage

    My local wingnut station moved Savage from an early evening slot to a late night position. They filled Savage’s old time with the equally insane loudmouth Mark Levin.

  • And finally, Magnet America, the largest manufacturer of the yellow-ribbon car magnets has found that demand has “collapsed” in the wake of widespread disapproval of the war in Iraq. The company has seen “sales fall from a peak of 1.2m in August 2004 to about 4,000 a month and now has an unsold stockpile of about 1m magnets.”

    Has anyone ever noticed youalmost only see those things on the kind of seriously ugly-assed SUV that only a Republican would be dumb enough to buy and drive? And then you also see them on the equally Young-Republican Chrysler 300, a car evil-looking enough that only a homeschooled rightwing idiot could love it.

  • You forgot about the old people.
    It’s a law here in Floriduh, I think, that every Lincoln Towncar must display one.

  • The Vice President had a minor health scare today. Doctors found a blood clot in Cheney’s left leg Monday, but the doctors prescribed blood thinners to treat it and allowed him to return to work.

    pity, that.

    And finally, Magnet America, the largest manufacturer of the yellow-ribbon car magnets has found that demand has “collapsed” in the wake of widespread disapproval of the war in Iraq. The company has seen “sales fall from a peak of 1.2m in August 2004 to about 4,000 a month and now has an unsold stockpile of about 1m magnets.”

    HA-ha! *in a Nelson Muntz voice*

  • Rian Mueller (and Tom Cleaver),

    I never really liked those magnets. I believe in supporting the troops as much as the next guy, and probably a lot more than some Republicans, but it seemed like a tacky, shallow, materialistic way to show support to slap a $1 magnet on your big-ass SUV.

    I, too, dislike those magnets. Its as if by buying a magnet they have done all they need to do to “support the troops”. However, then I saw the following message on a similar looking yellow ribbon:

    I support the Troops more than you do

    I am still laughing about that one. I’m 90% sure the person was mocking all the other “troop supporters”…what a perfect way to do it.

  • “Wisconsin Gov. Jim Doyle (D) has “turned down about $600,000 in federal abstinence education money because new rules would limit how much recipients could talk about contraception or sexually transmitted diseases this year.” Good for him; other governors should follow his lead.”

    🙂 Good on him. If he’d taken the money I’m not sure what my alma mater would do for sex ed. As is our “teacher” devoted 80-90% of the class time to describing, in detail, the various ways STDs can ruin your life or kill you. If STDs had gone on the blacklist I guess she’d have had to change the curriculum… lol.
    But who knows, maybe standards have risen in the last 5 years.

  • Omg I want one of those “I support the troops more then you do” yellow ribbons!!!!

  • The Rev. Al Sharpton traveled Monday to Strom Thurmond’s birthplace to visit the grave of a Thurmond relative who held one of Sharpton’s ancestors as a slave.

    Let’s hope he followed Cleaver’s Nixon example and peed on the grave.

  • Much as I abhor the political ideology of the vice president, I hope he recovers and fairs better than those who lack good or any health insurance. Get well soon

    That said I am concerned the doctor may have broken his Hippocratic Oath when he let cheney go back to work…..something about doing no harm??????

  • Oh and england had always been ahead of us in the survelience(sp) section. I remember going there in 98 and even back then there were cameras just about everywhere 🙁

  • Most of the sellers of the yellow ribbons were only importers and not manufacturers, with the actual manufacturers being located in China. If Magnet America was one of those importers, I can only hope that bankruptcy and a diet of Ramen noodles will be their future.

  • First of all, I am immediately selling my Chrysler 300.

    Second, whoever had the “I support the troops more than you do” bumper sticker is my new best friend.

  • “The Vice President had a minor health scare today. Doctors found a blood clot in Cheney’s left leg…”

    He’s got blood?

  • Rian, Tom and Terri have observed the same thing I see up here in the not so frozen wastes up in Cannuckistan. The vehicles with the support magnets are mostly on big ass SUVs and luxury cars driven by the people who probably more than likely support tax cuts and would see veteran support programs as a waste of their money.

    I’ve personally never knew of a war where cutting taxes was a good thing as they do cost loads of money besides killing off the young and able bodied.

    As for the fellow who did the “I support the troops more than you” was an inspired stroke of comic genius.

  • Would those yellow magnets be big enough to hold the words “Impeachment Supports the Troops”? I might consider buying one….

  • Did Cheney really have a blood clot in his leg, or is it just a right wing hoax so they could trawl the comments sections of political blogs looking for disparaging remarks about the health and fate of the Veep to create yet another distraction story for Fox News to cover after Anna Nicole’s corpse starts to stink up their news room? Just a thought.

  • I often get the impression that British surveillance and security measures are just as creepy as ours, if not more so

    I don’t know where people get the idea that Europe is ahead of us in civil liberties. Many European countries have far less respect for privacy than we do. England is particularly bad in this department since it doesn’t have a written constitution and so has no formal checks on government power.

    The security cameras are so pervasive there that you could follow someone across a good portion of the country, passing from camera to camera in an integrated network.

  • Why is George W. Bush funding al-Qaida and why aren’t we asking why he’d still send troops into harm’s way without the necessary funding?

    We ought to be cutting Bush’s funding to al-Qaida, instead, except that Bush did another end-run around Congress to get that money.

  • Hmmm, maybe if all those people that bought the yellow ribbons magnets instead sent that money to a VA facility, maybe we wouldn’t have the situation that we do at Walter Reed?

    I’m so tired of people pronouncing their “goodness” on their car bumper but not actually doing something about it. For example, the “I”m pro-life” folks burn me up. I’d like to see at least one of them with a crackhead’s adopted baby in the back seat of their car. What? No takers?

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