Monday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* AP: “The Army fell short of its recruiting goal for May, its first significant slip in two years. The active-duty Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force met or surpassed their May targets, although the Army National Guard and Air National Guard fell far short. With an array of special incentives for attracting recruits, the Army managed to recover from a 2005 recruiting slump, but the impact of the Iraq war and the strong domestic economy have made it difficult to attract enlistees. The Army and Marine Corps have suffered the bulk of casualties in Iraq.”

* Did the Pentagon really consider building a “gay bomb,” that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers gay? According to this report from a CBS affiliate in California, it weighed just such a plan in the 1990s, but subsequently rejected it.

* Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee (R) is obviously very confused about the administration’s detainee policy. He told CNN today that “most of our prisoners would love to be in a facility more like Guantanamo and less like the state prisons that people are in in the United States.” Pressed by host Wolf Blitzer to address the fact that “detainees are being held, by and large, without charges, without any evidence,” which is “causing a smear on the U.S. reputation,” Huckabee said it didn’t matter because hypothetically, “if we let somebody out” they could “come and fly an airliner into one of our skyscrapers.” That’s dumb even by the standards of Republican presidential candidates.

* On a related note, Huckabee might consider listening to Colin Powell on this issue: “[E]very morning I pick up a paper and some authoritarian figure, some person somewhere, is using Guantanamo to hide their own misdeeds… [W]e have shaken the belief that the world had in America’s justice system by keeping a place like Guantanamo open… We don’t need it, and it’s causing us far more damage than any good we get for it.”

* And on another related note, Chris Dodd renewed efforts today to close Guantanamo.

* The president likes to talk tough on Sudan in public, but cooperate with Sudan behind the scenes. Juan Cole has more.

* In the latest sign of stability in Iraq’s government, Iraq’s parliament voted today to oust its Speaker, Mahmoud Mashhadani, a day after one of his bodyguards allegedly roughed up another lawmaker.

* Speaking of Bush, the president apparently broke protocol in Rome over the weekend, referring to the pope as “sir,” instead of the expected “Your Holiness.” The remark reportedly drew gasps from the Italian press.

* Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick (D) became the state’s first sitting governor to march in Boston’s gay pride parade and reemphasized that he wanted to keep Massachusetts a state where same-sex couples could marry.

* Dear CNN, Giuliani wasn’t mayor in 1993. Please make a note of it.

* During afternoon broadcasts this year, CNN has devoted 20% of its airtime to the war in Iraq. MSNBC was similar, devoting 18% of its airtime. Fox News? Just 6%.

* You may have heard about a young man who was sentenced to 10 years in prison for consensual oral sex with a 15-year-old girl when he was 17 (four years ago). Today, a Georgia judge ordered his release, though prosecutors are appealing the order.

* Health and Human Services Secretary Mike Leavitt called Sen. Craig Thomas’s (R-Wyo.) office on Thursday afternoon to request a meeting. Thomas had died four days earlier. The senator’s grief-stricken staffers were not amused.

* And finally, McDonald’s is apparently “lobbying dictionary publishers to change the meaning of the word McJob — or remove it altogether — on the grounds that it denigrates the company’s employees.” I have a cousin who does IT work for the company and he’s explained to me that McDonald’s not only rejects the “McJob” label, but doesn’t even like “fast-food” industry, preferring “quick-service.” What’s in a name?

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

“lobbying dictionary publishers to change the meaning of the word McJob — or remove it altogether — on the grounds that it denigrates the company’s employees.”

Yes, let’s not a dictionary denigrate the McDs employees, only McDs can (they of the minimum wage, overtime denying ways.)

My sister worked for McDs/Scrawny Ronnies for a while. The experience taught her a valuable lesson. Don’t make McDs a career.

Jeez, they don’t even like the name Fast Food? Well, neither do I because it’s deceptive advertising. It ain’t food.

  • but the impact of the Iraq war and the strong domestic economy have made it difficult to attract enlistees.

    Why does the economy hate America?

  • Fox News? Just 6%.

    Prior to the mid-term elections I recommended that Iraq was a bad issue for the Republicans and that the Dems should emphasize it because it was a good one for us. Aw yeah, I told ya so.

  • Screw Colin Powell! We have shaken the belief that Colin Powell had any scruples.

  • McDonald’s cradle to grave minimum wage jobs are important to immigrants, but I don’t think they get to choose dicitonary meanings. Just as I don’t think the Pope gets to demand to be called His Holiness. I’m okay with Bush on calling him sir, boy or pretentious ass.

  • Re: Colin Powell – Am I ready to forgive him for being a toady yet?
    Mmmm. No. But as always he doesn’t fuck around once he decides to speak the truth.

    the impact of the Iraq war and the strong domestic economy have made it difficult to attract enlistees.

    Don’t worry, BushCo is working on the economy. Got to maintain a steady supply of meat for the IndustrialWarKomplex.

    Did the Pentagon really consider building a “gay bomb,” that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers gay?

    Where’ve you been CB? This is an oldie in terms of “Bullshit ways the military has wasted our cash.”

    Clearly the fuckwit who came up with this plan wasn’t aware that scientists have yet to positively identify what “makes” a person gay vs. straight (or fall in love), so the idea of sprinkling people with some majikal dust and turning them “gay” is about as likely as Oliver Wendell Jones’ “Photopigmentizer” (Bloom County). However, if we assume the enemy would become “gay” and fall in love with each other, ancient history tells us you’d just up the chances your own soldiers will get stomped.

    However, the g-bomb was supposed to be one hell of an aphrodisiac that caused the guys to screw each other senseless (because that’s all gay people do anyway). It didn’t occur to this cretin that dumping a bunch of aphrodisiacs (once they created a reliable one) on a group of soldiers might result in that group rampaging through the nearest population of civilians.

    While I have to wonder why exactly some uniformed shithead would want to dump millions of dollars into creating a reliable aphrodisiac (hmmm) I bet the only reason they scraped it is because they’d have to test it on US troops first. Oh well. That first “friendly fire” incident would have been pretty damn funny.

  • BuSh cannot refer to the Pope as “his holiness” because that title is reserved for those life-sized cardboard cutouts of Bu$h—by the kiddies at Jesus Camp.

    Bu$h on Sudan: Pay no attention to the wretchedly pitiful man behind the curtain. the man behind the curtain is just me. But I want you to pay attention to the big scary fiery thing on the wall—which is also me.

    McDonalds? Angry at the label “McJob?” Such a travesty! Although, I did once work for the maintenance department of Heideman’s Inc. They held all the McD franchises in the Akron, Ohio area at the time. Seeing how the employees were treated, combined with the high turnover rate and the repeated job violations (one should never allow a 16-year-old kid to change out the grease in a deep fryer—especially when they haven’t been taught to turn the damned fryer off and let it cool down first; it took over a month to fix that “hell-hole”* dump-of-a-building, and they finally agreed to tear it down and rebuild it—three years later), I would have to say from first-hand experience that “McJob” is a glamorous overstatement.

    (*Note—if you’re familiar with the McD restaurants in the Akron, OH area from the early 1980s, then the term “hell-hole” will tell you which store I’m talking about)

  • * AP: “The Army fell short of its recruiting goal for May,

    So, what’s the big deal? Change the requirements some more. Say, the age could be 15-55. The schooling requirement could be lowered some too (out of curiosity… are home-skooleds allowed in the army?). And then there’s the old commie technique: lower the “goal” (“norm” we called it)…

    * Did the Pentagon really consider building a “gay bomb,” that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers gay?

    What’s so strange about that? If you can *cure* gayness (gayhood?) — vide Holsinger et al — then it’s obvious that it’s a disease. If it’s a disease, it’s, probably, infectious. If it’s infectious, then what better way to infect the enemy with it than by dropping a bomb full of gay microbes on them? The additional benefit would be that they’d stop breeding too, and would not be able to be an enemy in the future.

    *McDonald’s not only rejects the “McJob” label, but doesn’t even like “fast-food” industry, preferring “quick-service.”

    If I were McDonald, I’d stick with the “fast-food” label. To me, “quick service” tends to suggest what you get in those “rent-by-the-hour” motel rooms. Which may or may not include McJobs (would include hand- and blow- ones. Is a McJob something similiar? I never heard the term before)

  • If I were McDonald, I’d stick with the “fast-food” label. To me, “quick service” tends to suggest what you get in those “rent-by-the-hour” motel rooms. Which may or may not include McJobs (would include hand- and blow- ones. Is a McJob something similiar? I never heard the term before)

    Damn it libra, that’s another keyboard shorted out!

  • “The Army fell short of its recruiting goal for May, its first significant slip in two years. The active-duty Navy, Marine Corps and Air Force met or surpassed their May targets, although the Army National Guard and Air National Guard fell far short. With an array of special incentives for attracting recruits, the Army managed to recover from a 2005 recruiting slump, but the impact of the Iraq war and the strong domestic economy have made it difficult to attract enlistees. The Army and Marine Corps have suffered the bulk of casualties in Iraq.”

    Not hard to figure out: when was the last time any Navy or Air Force guys got killed in combat? Army and AF National Guard: whatever happened to one weekend a month and two weeks in the summer? You want me to whaaat??? Marines: given the number of morons who think war is going to be cool, the Marines will have a never-ending supply of cannon-fodder who think they’re “rough and tough.”

  • What a sad, sad commentary on today’s MSM is today’s Bob Novak Wa’Po column. Why does this man still have a job? Why does anyone in the industry still talk to him or give him air-time? How is he not a figure of disgrace?

    Today Novak exorciates Bush for turning his back on Scooter Libby. Apparently rank & file Repubs “…regard Libby as a valuable public servant who faces serious prison time thanks to prosecutorial abuse made possible by Bush administration decisions.” Yes, Bob, “Bush adminsitration decisions” to leak the information to you so you could immediately run out & publish the column that led to Scooter’s downfall. Well done, Mr. Novak. Well done.

    Sure, if Novak had exercised better judgement & decided to pass on the Plame story (as other journalists did) it’d would’ve still gotten out somehow… even if it had to work its way down the ladder to Jeff Gannon (i.e. the bottom). But that’s neither here nor there. Novak is the one who took the Whitehouse’s propaganda & ran with it.

    How does anyone, left or right, read this column & not think to themselves “… but Bob, you are the direct cause of Scooter’s indictment”? How can anyone read Novak’s column & not be struck be the massive hypocrisy? Not a single word of his involvement, not even a weak mea culpa — “I was misled”, “I thought it was for the greater good”, etc. Not a sausage.

    Robert Novak: Douchebag For Libery.

  • At least the president didn’t try to massage the pope’s shoulders.

    And #5 comment by Dale would be “ok” with telling the Queen, “get me some more tea bitch”, or a supreme court judge “dude”. Some people are born without class and some spend a life time ignoring it and then there are those who just choose to be disrespectful because they are.

    I heard a broadcast of Greg Palaist’s latest investigation into “Vulture” bonds and how these are being used to take all the money to be used for Aids drugs and put it into the pockets of American sub-human investor Paul Singer who is also the largest contributor to Gullianni”s campaign and the largest donor to the Republican Party. The congo debt relief was taken by these Vulture bonds. The way it works is these poor countries defaulted on previous loans and were about to be given debt relief from the countries and banks who made the loans (they borrowed $40million years ago but couldn’t repay so they were being given relief and told to pay back $3million to settle the loan…debt relief because they were so poor and starving) but then here comes Paul Singer and snatches up the notes for 3.5million and then gets a judgment from an international court to make them pay the entire $40 plus $2mil interest. So the money they are being given for aids medications is being confiscated by Paul Singer’s vulture bonds. Bush has been made aware of this situation by Rep. Conyers in person because he can stop this from happening by one signature as there is already a law here that decides that the aids med money cannot be used for that purpose if it interferes with Bush’s foreign policy which is how the Congo is getting the money to begin with.

    So our taxes will be used to aid in the fight against aids deaths in the Congo or it will go directly into the pockets of Paul Singer , the Republican party’s largest donor. Bush decides. The corruption continues as foreign leaders are bribed to default on the country’s loans.
    “Vulture bonds” are by far the lowest profit making scheme to come about in the last few years ranked right there with dealing meth.amphetamine.
    It should be illegal but instead is supported by the Republican party, the corporate party. the party of hypocrisy, whose ranking members would accept their largest contributions from money made from starving the poor and pushing whole countries into abject poverty thanks to Paul Singer, and Mr.Sheean…better known as “goldfinger”….and the sanctions of their “Vulture Bonds”. This is what is happening to the money we donated to help these poor, sick and starving nations.

  • “I say dump the aphrodisiac on Washington, DC. Let the love fest begin. ”

    Sorry, but I’m sick of getting screwed by Republicans.

  • “…a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.”

    Are you trying to tell me that a gay soldier has sex on the brain more than I did in the Army? Oh, I beg to differ.

  • The president likes to talk tough on Sudan in public, but cooperate with Sudan behind the scenes. Juan Cole has more.

    I guess we can’t allow them to disrupt our supply of Coca-Cola.

  • Taio, @11,

    Payback is a bitch, innit? Primarily because of *you*, I had to get a keyboard-kondom the last time. BTW… I thought it was only us females who “dribbled low” (keyboard), while you men “splattered high” (monitor)? Was I misinformed?

  • If any of the branches of the armed services though about a gay bomb the Air Force would be the most likely. It seems to be the branch with the most infiltration of the Phelps/Dobson/christianist people.

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