Monday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* Crisis in Pakistan: “Police fired tear gas and clubbed thousands of lawyers protesting President Gen. Pervez Musharraf’s decision to impose emergency rule, as Western allies threatened to review aid to the troubled Muslim nation. Opposition groups put the number of arrests at 3,500, although the government reported half that.”

* The White House is left scrambling: “Even before Saturday’s crackdown, U.S. State Department officials said they had struggled with what to do if Musharraf went through with his threat. They didn’t know then, and they don’t know now. ‘Frankly, it ain’t easy,’ one official said. ‘We are looking at our options, and none of them are good.'”

* Bush is, however, moving to help diffuse a different pending crisis nearby: “President Bush on Monday pledged fresh help to Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan in fighting Kurdish rebels, declaring them ‘an enemy of Turkey, a free Iraq and the United States.’ In an Oval Office session, Bush offered intelligence sharing to help combat the Kurdistan Workers’ Party, or PKK. Bush also said top military figures from the United States and Turkey would be in more regular contact in an effort to track the movement of the guerrilla fighters.”

* Duke Cunningham went to jail, and now the defense contractor who bribed him is headed to jail, too: “A U.S. District Court jury has convicted Brent Wilkes on all 13 counts in his corruption trial. The Poway defense contractor had been accused by prosecutors of leveraging more than $600,000 in cash bribes and thousands more in gifts to ousted Rep. Randy Duke Cunningham in exchange for Cunningham’s influence in securing more than $80 million in government contracts.” As TPMM added, “Wilkes faces up to 20 years for his conviction here, but keep in mind that this is just the first of two trials that Wilkes will face. The second deals with Wilkes’ alleged bribes of former CIA executive director Dusty Foggo.”

* Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-R.I.) introduced the Caging Prohibition Act today, which would outlaw a “long-recognized voter suppression tactic which has often been used to target minority voters.” Good for Whitehouse.

* There’s no accounting for taste: “Premiere Radio Networks, a subsidiary of Clear Channel Communications, is expected to announce today that it is extending [Glenn] Beck’s contract. Two sources with knowledge of the deal said it was valued at $50 million over five years, through a combination of salary and profit-sharing from syndication. In signing the deal, Mr. Beck, 43, becomes the newest — and youngest — entrant into an exclusive club of highly compensated radio stars.” Beck will now be the third highest-paid talk radio host in the country, behind Limbaugh and Hannity.

* Former Attorney General John Ashcroft had an op-ed today arguing on behalf of telecom immunity. Wouldn’t you know it; Ashcroft also just so happens to be a lobbyist for the telecommunications industry. What a coincidence.

* Kevin Drum is hosting a really fun project: “All-Time Wingnuttiest Blog Post Contest.” There are 14 finalists, featuring “the worst, most embarrassing, most risible wingnut blog posts of all time.” Somehow, the contest is both hilarious and depressing at the same time.

* In last week’s Democratic debate, Dennis Kucinich called for Bush’s impeachment three times. This week, he’ll shift his attention a little with a plan to “force the House to … on whether to impeach Vice President Dick Cheney.”

* Al Gore is almost as good talking about the media’s flaws as he is talking about global warming.

* Down by double digits and certain to lose tomorrow, what does Kentucky Gov. Ernie Fletcher (R) do the day before the election? What else? He unveils a Ten Commandments monument in the state Capitol Rotunda. Shameless.

* Not only has Rudy Giuliani’s bogus cancer claims been thoroughly debunked by independent sources, they’ve now been refused by Giuliani’s original source: “The Boston Globe reports that the Commonwealth Fund, an independent think tank, has disowned Rudy’s use of their numbers to argue that British survival rates for prostate cancer are under 50%.”

* Fascinating column from Garry Wills: “Much of the debate over abortion is based on a misconception — that it is a religious issue, that the pro-life advocates are acting out of religious conviction. It is not a theological matter at all. There is no theological basis for defending or condemning abortion. Even popes have said that the question of abortion is a matter of natural law, to be decided by natural reason. Well, the pope is not the arbiter of natural law. Natural reason is.”

* I’m sure you’ve heard about the writers’ strike in Hollywood. What it’s at all about? This piece from the Writers Guild of America explains.

* And finally, comedian Stephen Colbert officially ended his not-quite-serious presidential campaign today, after the South Carolina Dems rejected his application late last week. “I am shocked and saddened by the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council’s 13-to-3 vote to keep me off their presidential primary ballot,” he said in a statement. “Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history — only 10 votes — I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle. It is time for this nation to heal.” Colbert said he would stay off the air “until I can talk about this without weeping,” which just so happens to coincide with the writers’ strike that takes his show off the air anyway.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Beck will now be the third highest-paid talk radio host in the country, behind Limbaugh and Hannity.

H. L. Mencken would be proud… (of himself, of course).

  • Here’s an option to consider: Stop doing business with “military strongmen” who take power in coups throwing out elected governments. I know administration officials would not consider this a good option (or consider it at all), but it would keep us from being hypocritical pricks, and might save us all a good deal of embarrassment. Ya think?

    (I have no doubt that, on the contrary, administration officials are seriously looking at the option of Bush-Cheney seizing power in a military coup next year. Getting the ‘military strongman’ moniker in front of his name would surely appeal to Junior.)

    Also: Perhaps Colbert could find the time to do a Harvey Birdman ep or three. I’m sure I’m not the only one wondering what the Ghost of Phil Ken Sebben has been up to — has he been running for President of Hell?

  • You know, nothing makes the case for anti-media-consolidation laws like, well, big media itself.

    Robin Williams reportedly said that cocaine is god’s way of telling you you have too much money. Seeing Glenn Beck receive millions of dollars makes me think not only that the media has too much money, but also that they’ve *already* spent as much as they possibly can on cocaine, because the only justification for paying Beck like that is that you’re really, really, really fucking high.

  • “I am shocked and saddened by the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council’s 13-to-3 vote to keep me off their presidential primary ballot,” he said in a statement. “Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history — only 10 votes — I have chosen not to put the country through another agonizing Supreme Court battle. It is time for this nation to heal.”

    That guy is one funny comedian.

  • To think how different the world might look right now if we hadn’t pulled the plug on Afghanistan to go invade IRAQ!?!?!? Shit.

  • Two things I never would have dreamed I would see in my lifetime:

    1) The president of the United States deliberately violating the Geneva convention.

    2) Reading that “Police fired tear gas and clubbed thousands of lawyers” and not being happy about it.

  • Shakespeare, in an oft-misused passage (it actually speaks to the virtue of lawyers as a firewall against those who would overthrow the rule of law) said that to establish a tyranny “the first thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers.”

    Nice to see that in these more civilized times, one merely need gas and club the lawyers without actually resorting to killing them. Yet.

  • Oh, that’s interesting, what that Shakespeare quote is really about. He seemed too smart to think that all lawyers were bad or useless.

  • “Although I lost by the slimmest margin in presidential election history — only 10 votes…”

    Al Gore might be said to have lost by one vote. More justifiably, Samuel Tilden.

    ‘Frankly, it ain’t easy,’ one official said.

    Of course the Bush Admin can’t figure out how to react to Musharraf’s power-grab (moreso); outright envy would not be seemly.

  • The White House is left scrambling…

    It seems like only yesterday that The Village was touting Bush’s “muscular foreign policy.”

    Let’s recap:
    Iraq: chaos, with long-time NATO ally Turkey ready to invade Iraqi Kurdistan.
    Afghanistan: Taliban resurgent, world’s largest supplier of heroin.
    Pakistan: Under martial law, constitution suspended, losing more and more territory to Islamist insurgents.

    All of these developments flow from the decision to invade Iraq rather than secure Afghanistan and root out al-Qaeda and the remnants of the Taliban. The Republican answer is to threaten Iran. The Democrats’ answer is to continue to fund the war in Iraq. The result of Republican intransigence and Democratic cowardice is that the region is going to hell in a handbasket.
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  • Actually, that piece from the WGA is sadly out of date after this past weekend. Allow me as a (reluctant) member and now supporter of the strike to “cut to the chase” as they say.

    20 years ago we struck to get residual payments for video cassettes (and now DVDs) that were approximate to what we got for residuals in re-broadcast of our material. After 23 weeks we didn’t get it and the strike pretty much wrecked what had been a decent little life for members of the union: writers actually got paid for developing new stuff, there were no free options of original material, and people without trust funds could actually break into the business. Once in, 80% of the membership qualified for a pretty good health insurance plan at any given time, meaning they had made at least $15K the previous 12 months from writing.

    After the strike, the rules pretty much went out the window as the other side just imposed their idea of what they wanted and people were left with accept that or walk away. Today, “free” options, rewrites and script development is the norm unless you’re on the A list – the 1,000 or so writers who contribute 75% of the income that is divvied up to tell the world writers make an everage of $60K a year (which doesn’t even keep up with inflation from what the average was 20 years ago); more tellingly, 80% of the membership doesn’t qualify for a health insurance plan that is a shadow of what it was then, meaning they didn’t make $28K in the previous 12 months from writing. So much for the “rich spoiled brats” story the ever-so-accurate corporate media (all owned by the people we’re fighting) portray us as.

    Management started with wanting to roll back all residuals, until the TV show or movie “went into profit.” Folks, there is only one TV series ever that “went into profit”: The Rockford Files, and that only happened in the early 1990s when James Garner sued the futhermuckers for six years in court and finally forced them to produce the real books. The only movie that ever “went into profit” was the first Star Wars movie, which made so much money so fast the bastards couldn’t hide it all from George Lucas’ accountants. Basically, this was a request that we take a 40% pay cut, and that folks like me would be homeless (had not the Sci Fi Channel played my little “cult classic” The Terror Within three times in 2006, I would have lost my little rented house this past spring, but for the residual payment that showed up in the nick of time).

    Over the weekend, we gave up the request from 20 years ago for a fair payment for DVDs (we get 1/3 of what we get from a re-broadcast). They wouldn’t take that as an opportunity to fix what they see as The Real Deal.

    The Real Deal is internet downloads. You can download your favorite show for a dollar if you missed it, over on i-Tunes – sometimes even free at their network website. When you do, nobody who had anything to do with making that show gets a penny (other than the studio). If you missed the weekly broadcast of “Mad Men” on AMC, it’s available “on demand.” All the people who made that episode you pick up that way get zip, nada, nothing when you do that. The studios are giving this stuff away now the way MicroSquish gave away Windows 10 years ago It creates a market (tried getting your “free” Windows lately?). Trust me, in 5 years you won’t be downloading for free. And if the studios have their way about it, people like me who create what you watch won’t see a penny of it. In ten years, viewing on demand is going to be the replacement for practically everything – you;ll download it direct to your full-wall size plasma screen – and if we don’t have our foot in the door now, by then the only people who will be writers are the ones who will pay for the privilege.

    I didn’t want this strike – but when they do this, when they demonstrate that they never wanted to make a deal at all (other than “you bend over and spread, and I will have my way with you”), we’re stuck.

    We aren’t a bunch of rich kids having fun. Most of us don’t work all the time; all we’d like is to not lose what we have when the system changes out from under us. Most of us live right at or below the 50% line of the national income average.

    Remember that when Disney News (ABC), Viacom New (CBS), General Electric News (NBC) and Murdoch News (Fox) tell you we’re greedy bastards who want to destroy all the poor producers who only want to give you your entertainment. There are indeed some greedy bastards involved, but we aren’t they.

  • Thanks Tom. Your synopsis is pretty close to what I’d figured were the issues, but needless to say there hasn’t been much discussion of what’s at stake–just how the networks are going to jam more reality shit down our throats while waiting for the writers to cave.

    Here’s hoping you win this one, and that it ends quickly enough so that Battlestar Galactica finishes up next year instead of dragging me out until 2009.

  • CalD

    To think how different the world might look right now if we hadn’t pulled the plug on Afghanistan to go invade IRAQ!?!?!? Shit.

    But Bush would be BORED if he couldn’t be the Commander in Chief of lots of Wars. As colossally boring and oralexic as he is now, imagine him trying to talk about domestic issues day after day. He wouldn’t want to get up in the morning. He’d run ten miles a day. He’d spend ALL his time on the ranch and make Laura do all his press conferences when he just couldn’t face another speech and then a series of questions about No Child Left Behind or the budget.

  • Wouldn’t that be neat if there actually was a state filled with Bible-belt rednecks who also were enthusiastic Obama supporters, and the state was called Obama? Obama could be governor.

  • They could even make some TV soap opera about the state of Obama that would be like Dallas in that it would be really dramatic + would show off the state, and the show would use the same theme song as was used for Dallas.

  • Well, if I had any doubts before, I now know who my candidate is for Presdient:

    Obama Statement on Writers Guild Strike

    CHICAGO , IL—U.S. Senator Barack Obama today released the following statement on the Writers Guild strike. “I stand with the writers. The Guild’s demand is a test of whether corporate media corporations are going to give writers a fair share of the wealth their work creates or continue concentrating profits in the hands of their executives. I urge the producers to work with the writers so that everyone can get back to work.”

  • More news:

    Talking about good men…

    “Jon Stewart is paying his writers’ salaries during the first two weeks of the strike out of his own pocket, for both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report…”

    further news:

    On another front, I have been advised by a source on “Heroes” that Tim Kring has quit the series. Apparently the network was making him remove storylines that could not be wrapped up in the existing episodes that are now being finished. This caused wholesale rewrites of three episodes over the past week and weekend.

    gotta really hate that, “Heroes” was the only thing on network TV I was watching

    From a source on the east coast:

    “According to reliable sources, three of the five studio chiefs were beginning to suggest that they put internet back on the table this Friday when they saw what happened Thursday night, and pull off the table the 30-odd rollbacks. One said internet maybe, the other rollbacks stay where they are and fuck their pension and health plans. And one, the obvious one (i.e., Murdoch), said give nothing. He sees the strike as beneficial to his TV division because he’s in the best position to benefit from a strike, ignoring what a long strike does to the audience in the medium run and that he’s putting maybe 20,000 people out of work within a month or two and shredding the fabric of this entire city. This is barbarous behavior, evil and callousness at a level that takes you back to baseball bats and the 1930s, but they don’t need the bats these days. Speaking of bats, the only group capable of stopping this is the Teamsters. And they won’t, or can’t, mostly the former, I think.”

    Here’s a statement by Shawn Ryan, creator of “The Shield”:

    “As you all know by now, we are on Strike. It’s sad that we have arrived here and I don’t know each and every one of your opinions, but I wanted to share my personal plans for what I intend to do until we have a fair contract.

    I am currently quoted in today’s Hollywood Reporter as saying that I will do some producing work, but won’t do any editing as I consider that to be writing. While I said something similar to that earlier last week (I’ve learned you can’t trust a word of what these trades report), that was before I went to the Showrunners Meeting yesterday and became very crystalized in what I need to do. Like many of you I have spent the last week contemplating what to do in case of a strike. What are my responsibilities to my writers, my cast, my crew, my network and my contract? How do I balance these various concerns?

    At the Showrunners Meeting it became very clear to me that the only thing I can do as a showrunner is to do nothing. I obviously will not write on my shows. But I also will not edit, I will not cast, I will not look at location photos, I will not get on the phone with the network and studio, I will not prep directors, I will not review mixes. These are all acts that are about the writing of the show or protecting the writing of the show, and as such, I will not participate in them. I will also not ask any of my writer/producers to do any of these things for me, so that they get done, but I can save face.

    I will not go into the office and I will not do any work at home. I will be on the picket line or I will be working with the Negotiating Committee. I will not have an avid sent to my house, or to a new office so that I can do work on my show and act as if it is all right because I’m not crossing any picket lines.

    I truly believe that the best and fastest way to a good contract is to hit these companies early, to hit them hard and to deprive them of ALL the work we do on their behalf.

    How do we ask our staff writers to go out on strike as we continue collecting producer checks? How do we ask the Teamsters to respect our picket lines if we won’t ourselves or if we’re sneaking around to do the work off-site?

    Just so you all know what I am prepared to give up….

    Tomorrow, we begin to film the Series Finale of The Shield. I think it’s the best script our writing staff has ever written. This is the show that made me. This is the show that is my baby. If the strike goes on longer than two weeks, I won’t be able to step on set for the final episode of the show. I won’t have a writer on set, as I have had on every episode since the fourth episode. I won’t be able to edit this final culminating episode. I won’t go to the wrap party that Fox TV and FX are paying for. You can’t tell me that any episode of television is more important than this one is to me, and I am ready to forego all those things in order to strengthen my union.

    Tomorrow, we begin filming a new pilot, The Oaks, that I am Executive Producing. It’s an amazing script that David Schulner wrote and I signed up to help him make this show. Until we have a fair deal I cannot do that now and it kills me.

    We are currently filming Season 3 of The Unit, a show that does fairly well, but against House and Dancing With The Stars, usually finishes in 3rd place. We have no guarantee that we will back for a 4th season. I just gave a director friend of mine his first TV directing gig. I’d like to see him succeed. He’ll have to finish the show on his own now without a writer on set, or my help in the editing room.

    Some people have made the argument that if they don’t do this producing work or this editing, that someone else will do it, and this act won’t hurt the companies. I respectfully disagree. If we ALL stop ALL work tomorrow, the impact of this strike will be felt much more quickly, much more acutely and it most likely will end sooner, putting our writers, our cast and our crews back to work sooner!

    I spent nearly 12 hours today in the Negotiation Room with the companies. I watched our side desperately try to make a deal. We gave up our request to increase revenue on DVD’s, something that was very painful to give up, but something we felt we had to in order to get a deal made in new media, which is our future.

    I watched as the company’s representatives treated us horrendously, disrespectfully, and then walked out on us at 9:30 and then lied to the trades, claiming we had broken off negotiations.

    I can’t in good conscience fight these bastards with one hand, while operating an avid with the other. I am on strike and I am not working for them. PERIOD.

    You will use your own instincts and consciences to decide your own actions. But if you would like to follow in my footsteps (and those of many, many others who made this pledge at the showrunner’s meating on Saturday), I encourage you to sign the trade ad that the WGA will be putting out on Tuesday by the dozens and dozens of showrunners who will simply not work at all beginning in the morning.”

  • Tom,

    I know you don’t like Southerners, but this Southerner hopes y’all get a fair agreement this time around. From my vantage point, tv has gotten a lot better of late and it’s not from the acting. The writing is better.

    If you want to post names and addresses for those of us who watch way too much tv to write to, please do so. It would be fun to write letters to someone other than politicians.

  • Jen:

    I don’t like the standard-issue “Southerner” and I doubt you do either. I well remember in 1968 being down in Texas at The Oleo Strut and visiting the home of our lawyer, Davis Bragg, a native Texan who had lived there all his life. The house was waaaaaaaaaaay back from the road. When I commented on that he said (matter of factly) “Yes, it’s out of range.” That kind of Southerner, and I’ve known others like him, is my definition of Good Folks. My great-great-grandfather whose name I carry served as a northern officer with the 1st Alabama Cavalry, US Volunteers – a unit lost to history, which was the first interracial unit in the US Army, whose members had to fight their own civil war to get to the enlistment office, and whose patriotism was then abandoned after the war when they were again oppressed by those who had oppressed them before the war.

    So your offer is accepted. With many thanks.

    One thing folks can do is go to the entertainment websites, and to places like MSNBC, where strike “news” is being published and where The Other Side is trolling strongly with anti-union posts, and post against them. Your support will be appreciated.

  • It’s easy to talk about the ridicularity of the Republicans with regularity, but really– not everything in life is ridiculative.

    Just sayin’.

  • I guess that self-teaching didn’t include Webster’s dictionary in the process.

  • That Beck crap is just depressing. I thought more of Americans than that. Such a pathetic voice that no one I know of listens to so how is it possible that a corp would pay so much for such hate filled crap. Maybe it’s not dependent on listeners but rather on what the corps want to present. Just pathetic.

    Fleitcher only put the commandments there to cause trouble for the next administration. Petty vindictiveness is a Christian principle according to Ernie.

    “Writers strike…ha. When will they just write what they’re told, when they’re told and recognize that they wouldn’t have a job if we didn’t pay them.”
    I can only imagine the frustration these guys must face every day at the hands of these greedy, controlling producers. Hope they win some concessions finally.

  • I guess that self-teaching didn’t include Webster’s dictionary in the process.

    Marcus, look up ‘parody’ and then ‘look up ‘satire’ and then ‘humor.’

  • I’m wondering how residuals will work with free media.

    It should be plainly obvious that residuals from non-free downloads should work, but…

    I do worry about it. I want to be able to afford media, and I want to see stuff that’s gone out of print… And I want my favorite (and sometimes un-favored) writers and crew to get something out of it so they can do it again.

    Living from forward to forward is impossible. Studios make their money on residuals, so should to the majors in production.

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