Monday’s Mini-Report

Today’s edition of quick hits.

* The bear market continues to rear its ugly head: “Wall Street sold off sharply Monday as concerns about a weakening credit market wiped out investors’ enthusiasm about strong retails sales over the holiday weekend. The Dow Jones industrial average fell nearly 240 points. Investors were unnerved by another series of announcements that pointed to continuing problems in the credit markets that stem from home loan debt going bad under the weight of a faltering housing market.”

* Dick Cheney, who has already had four heart attacks, will undergo a heart procedure this afternoon, following the discovery of an irregular heartbeat. “Cheney was diagnosed with atrial fibrillation, an irregular heartbeat, when he visited his doctor Monday morning complaining of a lingering cough after a cold. It was then that the arrhythmia was diagnosed, the vice president’s office reported. Doctors described the procedure — intended to shock the heart back into normal rhythm — as routine, and said they expect the vice president to return to his residence Monday night.”

* Trent Lott’s announcement that he will resign from Congress has set off a scramble in the GOP Senate leadership. Lott, of course, is giving up the Senate Minority Whip post, and Senate GOP Conference Chairman Jon Kyl (Ariz.) quickly announced that he would give up his post to seek Lott’s. Kyl will likely face competition from Sens. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) and Jim DeMint (R-S.C.).

* With Kyl giving up the Senate GOP Conference Chairman gig, there’s also, naturally, a scramble for that job, too. Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison (R-Texas) was first out of the gate, announcing her plan to run for the chairmanship, and she will likely face competition from Sen. Richard Burr (R-N.C.).

* Remember FEMA’s fake press conference during the wildfire crisis? It wasn’t the agency’s first: “A Homeland Security public affairs official acted like a reporter asking questions during a briefing in San Antonio in January 2006. A Homeland Security Department investigation found that an official with Immigration and Customs Enforcement asked a question during that news conference. The ICE official was standing with about 12 reporters but didn’t identify herself when she posed the question, Homeland says the employee was verbally reprimanded for asking the question after the news conference.”

* Moving away from a Petraeus-centric policy: “Top military leaders at the Pentagon want to avoid a repeat of the last public assessment of the Iraq war — with its relentless focus on the opinion of a single commander — when the Bush administration makes its next crucial decision about the size of the U.S. force. Concerned about the war’s effect on public trust in the military, the leading officials said they hoped the next major assessment early next year would not place as much emphasis on the views of Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top American commander in Iraq, who in September spent dozens of hours in testimony before Congress and in televised interviews.”

* NYT: “Representative Julia Carson, Democrat of Indiana, has terminal lung cancer, a newspaper reported Sunday. Ms. Carson, 69, said in a statement in The Indianapolis Star that she had planned to return to Washington after recuperating from a leg infection but that a doctor then found the cancer. ‘It had gone into remission years before, but it was back with a terminal vengeance,’ Ms. Carson said.” Carson added today that she will not seek re-election.

* His complaints yesterday notwithstanding, Fred Thompson has generally been treated pretty well by Fox News.

* This might be interesting: “Larry Flynt, editor and publisher of Hustler magazine, just told FOX Business Network’s Neil Cavuto that he’s ‘hoping to expose a bombshell’ that will stand ‘Washington and the country on its head.’ Within the next week or two, he says his magazine will expose a sex scandal of huge proportions involving a prominent United States Senator. Flynt refused to comment on the Senator’s political affiliation, but alluded that he or she is a Republican.”

* Tucker Carlson’s MSNBC show is in trouble, and he apparently knows it. He recently signed off his program this way: “That does it for us. Thank you for watching, as always. We mean that sincerely to all eight of you.” MSNBC was reportedly not at all amused, and considering that his career is in jeopardy anyway, it probably wasn’t a smart move. (That said, it was both amusing and accurate.)

* Following up on last week’s brouhaha over Scott McClellan’s new book, Dana Perino told reporters today that she has discussed the book with the president, and added that Bush “has not and would not knowingly pass false information.” No, of course not. It’s not like the president is known for having trouble telling the truth, right?

* Did everyone catch Keith Olbermann on “The Simpsons” last night?

* And seven years too late, Al Gore was in the Oval Office today — when Bush received America’s Nobel Prize winners: “In his private Oval Office meeting with President Bush, the former vice president insisted that they had spoken about global warming ‘the whole time.’ It wasn’t clear if the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize, who shared the honor for his work on climate change, was serious.” Gore went on to call the meeting with Bush “very cordial” and “substantive.” He would not elaborate.

Anything to add? Consider this an end-of-the-day open thread.

Personally, I think the only way you are going to “shock” Cheney’s heart is with a stake… Bring some garlic, too…

  • That Hillary trails the top five Republicans in a hypothetical match up is good news for Democrats: by nominating Hillary they can once again seize defeat from the jaws of victory. Not only that, many of them will be employed for years explaining how the election was stolen, fixed, hijacked, etc. Those voices who dare to express the fact that Hillary lost because she wasn’t much more of a Democrat then Joe Lieberman will be ignored.

  • Looks like it’s time for Cyborg Dick; probably upgrade him to the Lockheed Martin/Jarvic 9000 with the optional liquid nitrogen attachment.

    He’s just a few steps away from being outfitted with the Darth Vader mask.

  • Gore and Bu$h—in the Oval Office at the same time? It’s “Nobel Man” and “Gone-to-Hell-in-a-Handbasket Man….”

  • I’ve mentioned this before earlier this year…

    Given Cheney’s heart condition, it wouldn’t surprise me that he’ll announce sometime next year that he’s resigning for ‘health reasons’ opening the discussion of a new VP to replace him… In turn giving that candidate a leg up during the next election cycle for president. Not to mention the free (taxpayer tab) flying around to campaign.

    Scary but not impossible.

  • “…Those voices who dare to express the fact that Hillary lost because she wasn’t much more of a Democrat then Joe Lieberman will be ignored.”

    Right but more of a democrat than the GOP front runners. Maybe you missed or ignored the piece showing the predictions that Dems will win overwhelmingly in the House and Senate and that whoever is the democratic nominee for president will win the presidency simply because we all hate republicans and what they have done to the country.

    “Electability” is not an issue in this presidential election. All of the democratic nominees are “electable” while NONE of the republican nominees are. The press would have you believe that just to keep selling campaign time and increasing profits. Whoever wins the democratic nomination for president will be the next president.

    Keep this in mind, we are not electing Kings and Queens or dictators here. Which ever democrat is elected is still a democrat responsible to the party’s issues. They will do what the party insist they do. Bush makes it seem like a dictatorship because the majority of the public does not support him…but the elected republicans sure as hell do and they back his every lead. A democratic president is still answerable to the democratic party. If you want the party to be more progressive then try to get as many progressives elected to congress as possible. Clinton could not push NAFTA or anything else if the democratic party does not support it.

    More than at any other time Republicans and conservatives have got to go. 26yrs of Reagan conservative economics have pushed this country down the tubes as we are now the largest debtors in the world and manufacture nothing of any scale. The dollar is way down, Housing market is falling through, and our energy policies are driving us into bankruptcy. The middle class and labor are nearly dead, and yet we have the wealthiest 3% getting all the tax cuts. Republicans have got to go.

    Pay no heed to their sinking screams. Dems will win the WH and the congress and electability is not an issue, not after the horrors of Bush and with the present GOP hopefuls being such a joke. “In spite of Bush’s failures and unpopularity we want to do exactly what he’s done only more of it.” Give me a break. Nominate Kucinich and he will be the next president…same with Edwards, Obama, Clinton. Republican leaders know this and they are just trying to get us to nominate a president they can be most comfortable with.

  • Re: Larry Flynt’s big news and Trent Lott’s sudden, unexplained “retirement” or whatever it’s called….

    Coincidence?

    Oh, I hope not.

    -Homer

  • Maybe you missed or ignored the piece showing the predictions that Dems will win overwhelmingly in the House and Senate…

    Not me. That’s very heartening if it results in some beneficial (To the other 97% of America!) legislation being passed. I just wonder if a Democratic Congress would send an Iraq spending bill with a date-certain to pull the troops out of Iraq to a Democratic President. If I recall correctly, none of the top three Democratic candidates would commit to having the troops out by 2013.

    On the other hand, if a Democratic majority results in timidity and half measures in the interests of protecting that majority then I doubt that the rest of us will be very well-served by the change. The past two decades haven’t altogether killed my optimism but, they have definitely taught me to temper it with a healthy dose of skepticism.

  • Hmmmm … you don’t suppose that Mr. Flynt’s impending announcement could be behind Trent Lott’s sudden resignation? Hey, a fella can dream, right?

  • I wouldn’t try talking to Bush about the bear markets– talk to him about something he can understand, like spicy picante sauce.

  • The Zogby poll (see doubtful #2 comment for link) is frightening. By any measure of what’s happened under Republican rule since Reagan, any of the top Dem candidates should win by a landslide. And yet Hillary is resoundingly defeated by a bunch of unqualified, dull, boring and mostly over-the-hill greedy rich white men. That just floored me. And Obama is the only one who did reasonably well. It just doesn’t make sense. The American people are simply crazy. We are hopelessly polarized in this country, half and half, with totally different worldviews and totally different goals and objectives.

    But what is so shocking is that issue by issue, there’s a fair majority who favor progressive positions. And yet Americans will hamstring themselves by voting in a Democratic Congress and a Republican president without thinking twice about it. It doesn’t make sense.

    Why is it anonymous Democratic presidential candidate always does better than any of the specific ones? And why is Hillary so hated on the left and the right? Make that the center, too. I know she’s not a liberal. I also know a liberal won’t be elected president in these times. But if people don’t stop hating her, we could wind up with one of these right wing crazies as president.

    As for Larry Flynt, I hope it’s NOT Trent Lott, if it’s a Republican. Because he’s history, for whatever reason. Let’s hope it’s another, because we need all the help we can get.

  • Zogby is about the most unreliable pollster going, which is why it makes no sense; don’t be disheartened by it – or sucked into thinking it means something, because it doesn’t. I’m serious – when you see “Zogby” don’t even stop to look.

  • Um, that Flynt news is a month old. It just popped up again on Eschaton because Atrios is wondering yet again what ever happened to the bombshell that was two weeks away four weeks ago.

    I’m curious about the Cheney story. He already had a ICD device implanted that was supposed to kick him back into a normal heart rhythm, and he had the battery on it replaced in July. Why does he need to have a procedure? Did the device fail to operate? Is Cheney’s heart failing?

    More importantly, why aren’t there reporters asking these simple questions, instead of merely feeding the press release to the wires?

  • “Wall Street sold off sharply Monday as concerns about a weakening credit market wiped out investors’ enthusiasm about strong retails sales over the holiday weekend.

    Well, that “enthusiasm” was a tad muted too, by the time knowing folks had the time to crunch some numbers yesterday and found that the retail sales over the holiday weekend weren’t as strong as all that.

    A) Normally, people upgrade for their Christmas shopping; you shop Best Buy all year round and hit Macy’s for the Black Friday. But not this time; this time, the majority of people stuck with the Best Buy and the WalMart and the Target. And B) Even at the discount stores, they didn’t go after the high-priced items, unless they were really heavily discounted; mostly, they went after things which were low-to-middle priced to begin with and *then* on sale. So, although the numbers of sales wet up (compared to ’06), the amounts of money taken in either didn’t go up at all, or else went up by a minuscule percentage. Some of which could be accounted simply by the price hike since last year (due to the devalued dollar, higher transportation costs, etc).

    The only stores which did well even in comparison to the last year were the tip-top ones like Tiffany, Saks 5th Avenue, and similar; the obscenely rich are not feeling much of a pinch.

    Re the Zogby poll brought up by doubtful, @2, and Hillary:
    I was one of those polled and, in all the matchups with Rethugs, I said I’d vote for Edwards or Obama over all of them but, in case of Hillary, I’d stay home and not vote. That’s not true; if she were the Dem nominee, I *would* hold my nose and vote for her because, bad as she is, she’s still better than JulieAnnie, Mittens or McCainiac (the three they test-ran). But. I *don’t want her to be* the nominee. So I want everyone to think twice before nominating her; I want them to think that anyone, even a yellow dog (a “generic Dem”), is better than she is. And that was my way of doing it. I wonder how many other Dems responded the same way, for precisely the same reasons.

    *I’m curious about the Cheney story. He already had a ICD device implanted that was supposed to kick him back into a normal heart rhythm, and he had the battery on it replaced in July. Why does he need to have a procedure? Did the device fail to operate?* — biggerbox, @14

    Doubtless, the device failed to operate properly; after all, it was meant for *humans*. OTOH… Perhaps Cheney should quit using the publicly-funded health system; it’s inefficient and a waste of tax-dollars. And he knows it — he’s told us so, many times.

  • Dick Cheney, who has already had four heart attacks, will undergo a heart procedure this afternoon, following the discovery of an irregular heartbeat.

    Let’s hear it for government subsidized health care!

    What? Oh, sorry.

    Cheney? Has a heart? How is that possible???

    Elementary my dear Tom Cleaver. Many people are under the misapprehension that the war in Iraq is to give the US access to Iraq’s oil. On the contrary, it is to provide Dick “Cyborg” Cheney with an endless supply of human organs.

    Most of which he eats, but occasionally the doctor will stick a new one in him.

  • Dick Cheney’s heart problems – it would be way too easy to be meanspirited and have the Feds on my doorstep.

    I would have enjoyed being a fly on the wall in the Oval office when Bush and Gore had their conversation. I bet Bush left the room and punched a hole in the bathroom wall.

  • Re: Flynt

    If you follow the link at Eschaton, you’ll see the original post was dated October 26th. Two weeks after Flynt made that announcement, Hustler published an exposé by Vitter’s regular prostitute, detailing their sex life. Needless to say, it wasn’t much of a bombshell, and it failed to stand the country on its head — Flynt was just overselling the story.

  • So Cheney gets a new heart. Maybe the wizard will give Mr. Bush a brain and the Democrats some courage. And maybe he’ll get the rest of us home. Or perhaps the great curtain will be pulled aside and we’ll be left with Alan Greenspan playing with smoke and mirrors.

  • Doubtful @ 2
    Thank you for the proof of what many of us have been saying for months now.

    Bruno @ 6
    OMG. Vice President McCain. No wonder he’s drinking Iraq War Punch flavored Kool-Aid by the pitcher. He doesn’t need the money. That would make so much sense if I didn’t have faith in Cheney’s inability to let go of a single iota of power.

    Homer @ 8
    I hope it’s NOT Lott. Much better to have an incumbent take a bullet. Hopefully one up for election in 2008.

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