Morris sees troops as bait

Add this gem to the list of examples of what the far-right means when it talks about “supporting the troops.”

President Bush has repeatedly argued that the United States needs to “eliminate terrorist threats abroad, so we do not have to face them here at home.”

Last night on Hannity and Colmes, right-wing pundit Dick Morris also claimed that we need to keep U.S. troops in Iraq so that terrorists don’t come to the United States. But he argued that we need to put “Americans right within their [terrorists’] arms’ reach” so that they have the opportunity to “kill Americans” there. He added that therefore, “they don’t have to come to Wall Street to kill Americans. They don’t have to knock down the Trade Center. They can do it around the corner, and convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.”

There was no indication that he was kidding.

It’s hard to overstate how offensive this is. On the one hand, Morris seems to believe U.S. troops should exist as human bait in Iraq, making them targets for terrorists’ “convenience.” And on the other hand, Morris is just foolish enough to believe that intentionally keeping American troops in harm’s way will somehow make terrorists disinterested in attacking the U.S. directly. It’s the kind of analysis one can only find on Fox News.

What’s more, it amazes me that, with the war in its fifth year, the right is still embracing the “flypaper” strategy. It disappeared for a while — I think some conservatives realized it’s a morally bankrupt argument — but if Morris is any indication, it’s back.

With war-related talking points, everything old becomes new again.

How come Dick Morris is still in the camp of the right wing? Doesn’t his personal life make him ineligible? You would think FOX would do a background check. Apparently anyone who can say sadistic cruel things can be on FOX. I think Morris ought to make a public appearance in Baghdad.

  • Morris did say that we need to put Americans right within their [terrorists’] arms’ reach” so that they have the opportunity to “kill Americans” there. He didn’t say “American troops

    Wonder who he has in mind ?

  • I think Morris should show the world how “bait” should fight.

    Draft Dick “Dick” Morris as a Point Man in Iraq.

  • “… convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.”

    convenience is a big factor when you’re looking for a gas station. when you’re looking to inflict major casualties and infrastructural damage on a civilian population in order to affect their political dynamic, you hit them where it hurts, regardless of the difficulties involved.

    morris makes the terrorists sound like wal-mart shoppers. what a tool.

  • “convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist”

    Really? Convenience? Convenience?

    Convenience is a big factor with you’re a rich American asshole with a big mouth, and soft hands like Dick Morris. Morris likes to project his own shortcomings into others, it seems.

    “Convenience!”

    Get the fuck out of here, Morris, before Dick Cheney finds it convenient to shoot you in the face!

  • All you need to know about this is how Morris was described while he talked about “bait”

    FORMER CLINTON ADVISOR Dick Morris

    Even Judas had guilt about what he did. Morris no doubt takes glee in it all the way to the bank.

  • So not only do we have an economy what works for Wall Street and does nothing for Main Street….

    We also have a WAR that PROTECTS Wall Street and SACRIFICES Main Street.

    Morris is a disgusting person, but I’m glad he got sloppy so that Red State America can see true face of the agenda they voted for.

  • The best quote I’ve seen that exposes the ‘flypaper’ theory for the wishful thinking it is, from a TPM reader:

    “This ‘fly paper’ thesis is like saying we’re going to build one super dirty hospital where we can fight the germs on our own terms.”

  • Every time I think Dick Morris has proven himself the lowest form of human scum in existence, he manages to prove my imagination lacking. That Hannity would go along with him saying something like that is truly incredible. As far as the completely worthless Alan Colmes is concerned, talk about a whore for the money…

  • How ironic that, as Morris is talking up the importance of providing American targets in Iraq in preventing terrorists from surfacing in America, six would-be, if not hapless, terrorists were being taken into custody on US soil.

    And by “ironic” I mean “Jesus, what a fucking idiot!”

  • Aaaahh … the old human sacrifice theory. If they can kill enough Americans, we can keep them satiated enough to stay in their place. You know, tying up Fay Wray as a sacrifice to King Kong, leaving some pretty young thing for the dragon to eat, sacrificing a slave on an Aztec pyramid, throwing children into the gaping maw of a volcano, that sort of thing.

    But if they just want to kill Americans and we are obligated to provide them with victims to satisfy their bloodlust, isn’t there a better way to do this than spending all the time and money training soldiers to be our stand-ins for sacrificial murder? I have a Modest Proposal … why don’t we fly planeloads of sex offenders over to Iraq instead, or maybe empty death row and let the “terra-ists” bring them to justice, or maybe give them a steady supply of pundits who are always giving the wrong counsel … there has to be a better system. Or better yet, we could take Shirley Jackson’s suggestion in her short story “The Lottery” and just draw straws to see who gets to get done in to keep us all safe. Whadya think Dick? We can’t keep the terrorists inconvenienced can we?

  • So many of the Bushistas’ arguments are absurd, which really becomes apparent when followed to their logical extreme. Sadly, the Bushistas’ have lost all sense of what is absurd, so now they often find themselves taking things all the way and saying things like this out loud.

    Maybe, to ensure that important convenience that keeps the terrorists at home, we could just ship them the troops in easy-to-open single-serving packages? With a coupon for a Big Gulp?

  • What. The. Fuck?

    Is there any chance we can force Dick to expound on his theory to a group of Marines? I don’t think the Marines would touch his oily hide with a ten foot rocket launcher but it would be fun to watch him crap himself to death.

  • As Biggerbox – #12 said, these arguments are so absurd hat most of them can be knocked down without any intellectual effort.

    I always found this “we are fighting them there so we dont have to fight them here” argument among the most ludicrous of arguments. What did it take for 9/11? 17 people.

    The terrorists cannot spare a dozen folks of the 1000s fighting in Iraq for another “mission”? If at all, they may be emboldened by the fact that our attention and offenses are trained elsewhere.

  • To quote Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, “This is some fucked-up repugnant shit.”

  • It’s startling how these ideologically driven idiots can claim to know the minds of the enemy when they’ve never really tried to understand the enemy.

  • beep52 wrote: “It’s startling how these ideologically driven idiots can claim to know the minds of the enemy when they’ve never really tried to understand the enemy. ”

    I’m guessing this is a primary ingredient for a nice, costly, 100-year war. Without any effort to understand the enemy, politically or strategically, we’ll just end up spinning our wheels without any real progress.

  • convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.”

    Come on, is this Dick Morris piece from the Onion? Even he isn’t this stupid, is he? It sounds suspiciously like Jon Stewarts piece (Extreme Makeover: Baghdad) on The Wall(s) in Baghdad. Describing how it’s three miles long, he said:

    “While a lot of these insurgents are willing to blow themselves up for their cause, very few are willing to walk a few miles to do it… or get a ladder.” Then, doing his Iraqi/Italian impression: “Too much work! I’ll blow myself up… if it’s right here.”

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