No wonder DeLay’s case is moving forward

On Monday, a Texas judge upheld a felony indictment against Tom DeLay, allowing money laundering charges to move ahead. For DeLay, who hoped to have the charges thrown out so he could reassume his leadership post in the House, it was a serious setback.

Just how close were DeLay’s lawyers to successfully arguing that the money laundering indictment was bogus? As TNR’s Jason Zengerle noted yesterday, not close at all.

Low down in its report on a Texas judge’s refusal to dismiss the money laundering charges against Tom DeLay, the Associated Press gives a summary of DeLay’s ultimately unsuccessful legal argument:

In trying to have those charges thrown out, the defense argued that the Texas money laundering law does not apply to funds in the form of a check, just coins or paper money. But the judge said that checks “are clearly funds and can be the subject of money laundering.” (emphasis added)

I can appreciate the fact that defense lawyers will pursue any angle to get a charge thrown out, but DeLay’s arguments seriously told a judge that money laundering doesn’t apply to laundered checks?

As far as DeLay is concerned, he better hope his creative legal team can craft a more persuasive pitch when they go to trial.

Never underestimate liars and their attorneys to throw as much shit at the court as they can in order to blind everyone to the real truth. Fortunately for our judicial system, Ronnie Earle makes his living by not only surviving these shitstorms, but also having enough toilet paper to flush the guilty down the crapper, too! So long, BugMan!!

  • DeGuerin’s other talking point was that the money going to the RNC (or whatever organization it was) was not the same money that was coming back to Texas.

    Yeah, that’s a convincing argument.

  • Does anybody have a suggestion on how to best launder money? When I empty my pockets into the washing machine, should I use hot, warm, or cold water? Also, do you recommend Tide, All, Fab, or Woolite (using the gentle cycle)? And how should I dry the money?

    One more thought: What about dry cleaning?

  • This legal argument is perhaps not quite as ridiculous as it sounds at first. At the motion to dismiss stage, the court must accept all the facts of the complaint as true– it can’t weigh the evidence and determine that DeLay did not in fact do what the complaint alleges he did. Therefore, DeLay’s only option at this point is to argue that, even if he did everything alleged in the complaint, he still didn’t violate the law in the way the complaint alleges, and the charges must be dismissed. In other words, this is not the phase at which DeLay’s lawyers would argue about whether, e.g., he did or did not know about the transfers of funds between Texas and Washington.

  • “DeGuerin’s other talking point was that the money going to the RNC (or whatever organization it was) was not the same money that was coming back to Texas.

    Yeah, that’s a convincing argument.”

    If I’m not mistaken (and I don’t believe I am), that’s pretty much the exact definition of money-laundering.

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