Noonan decries ‘superficiality’ … by criticizing Pelosi’s clothes

I suppose I should give Peggy Noonan credit for writing half of a good column. In today’s Wall Street Journal, the former Reagan speechwriter expresses deep disappointment in the president, his “new” policy, and this week’s speech on troop escalation in Iraq. She quoted a like-minded reporter who said, “So this is it? The grand strategy is to repeat a strategy they weren’t able to execute the first time they tried it?”

Indeed, Noonan was unusually blunt in her criticisms. She described the president’s televised remarks as “jarring” and “unnerving,” and she described Bush’s decision to reject the Iraq Study Group as “a dreadful mistake.” She quoted an old Republican hand saying, “[Bush] looked like he was over his head” this week. Noonan concluded that top administration officials “should be ordered to draw up serious plans for an American withdrawal.” So far, so good.

Then Noonan got to the Dems and what she described as a “vacuum” in the Iraq story.

The second is the power vacuum that will be created in Washington if the administration is, indeed, collapsing. The Democrats of Capitol Hill will fill that one. And they seem–and seemed in their statements after the president’s speech–wholly unprepared to fill it, wholly unserious in their thoughts and approach. They seem locked into habits that no longer pertain, and absorbed by the small picture of partisan advancement at the expense of the big picture, which is that the nation is in trouble and needs their help. They are sunk in the superficial.

When Nancy Pelosi showed up at the White House Wednesday to talk with the president it was obvious she’d spent a lot of time thinking about . . . what to wear. She wrapped herself in a rich red shawl. Dick Morris said it looked like a straitjacket. I thought she looked like a particularly colorful mummy.

I didn’t edit this to make Noonan appear foolish — she went from describing Dems as “unserious” and “superficial” in one paragraph, followed immediately by another paragraph on the House Speaker’s choice in shawls.

As Paul Kiel recently asked, in an entirely different context, “Is there such a thing as irony-deafness?”

I mean, really. The Wall Street Journal’s editorial page isn’t exactly renowned for its superior wisdom or judgment, but there are editors who work there. Indeed, Noonan is one of them. Did it not occur to anyone that complaining about a lack of seriousness in one sentence, followed by another about the Speaker looking like “a particularly colorful mummy” might make the writer appear ridiculous?

As Glenn Greenwald put it:

Seriously, how is it even possible that this thought did not occur to Noonan as she wrote her column: “My criticism of the Democrats is that they are so superficial and unserious, and to prove that, I’m now criticizing Nancy Pelosi for her clothing choices. I seem to be exhibiting, as completely and transparently as possible, the very flaw which I am attributing to Democrats.” Wouldn’t just a minimally functioning human brain compel that recognition?

For what it’s worth, Noonan concluded her column by insisting, “What is paramount is a hard, cold-eyed and even brutal look at America’s interests. We have them. I’m not sure they’ve been given sufficient attention the past few years. In fact, I am sorry to say I believe they have not.”

I’m afraid I’m not quite sure what any of this means. It sounds as if Noonan believes the United States has interests and we should consider them right now. That sounds delightful, I suppose, if not overly simplistic.

Maybe I’d understand her point better if I weren’t so “wholly unserious” in my “thoughts and approach.” Maybe after some fashion critiques, my national security and foreign policy perspective will become more credible.

Not to mention how absurd it is criticize the new Democratic majority as “absorbed by the small picture of partisan advancement at the expense of the big picture, which is that the nation is in trouble and needs their help.” Maybe she mistook them for the 109th Congress, or the entire Republican apparatus for the last 10 years. IOKIYAR.

  • CB, maybe she’s smarter than we think?

    Perhaps she realizes that being a Right Wing Mouthpiece isn’t as lucrative anymore so she’s unleashing her inner catty persona to audition for being a judge on America’s Next Designer or the Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency?

    Seriously, I don’t care what a pol wears as long as their policies and ideas are sound/just and honest (good luck with that, I know.)

    Looking the part isn’t the same as being the part. And to be blunt superficiality has played a large part into why America is in the midst of incompetent government in the first place.

  • We’d have al-qaeda on the ropes and Osama locked away if only the Democrats would dress better. If Dems would learn to accessorize, we could solve Social Security, and fix our health care system. It’s become obvious that Iraq is not in a civil war. It’s undergoing a fashion revolution.

    This goes to show how little repubs have left in the tank. Noonan had column inches to fill, and this was the best she had.

  • Obviously Noonidiot thinks America’s interests include fully funding the Fashion Police, who have suffered greatly in the post-9/11 world.

    Irony is dead. For some people anyway.

  • And OMFG, I just thought of this… lots of muslims wear shawls! Maybe Nancy Pelosi is a terrorist like Barrak Obama, who gets his fashion cues from the Iranian president?

    What’s her middle name? Is it Christian enough?

  • Hey Noonan, what are you wearing right now. (heavy breathing)

    Maybe Noonan was criticizing Pelosi for “spending a lot of time thinking of what to wear” which was simply an assumption on Noonan’s part.

    I could see the WSJ editors missing that senseless jump. They’re the mental fleas of political discourse anyway. Always a hop skip or jump from stupidity.

  • These are not god days for the print media. They are losing money and market share by the hour and having to cut back on operations in a major way. Here’s a money saving tip for them: fire all the knucklehead pundits. Why pay big bucks to publish crap from the Noonans, the Brooks’, the Friedmans of the world when they have been so wrong about so much and have proven that their screeds are an irrelevant waste of soy-based ink. I would actually pay for a newspaper if they would lose their bias against reality and would hire opinion writers who have opinions worth reading.

  • CB, the Dems won’t be consider “serious” by the likes of Noonan until they put out their own plan for victory in Iraq. The Dem plan for quite some time is pretty close to what the ISG proposed (I think the ISG expressed a different timing for the troop pull out), but you would never know that from Noonan.

  • Let me be equally frivolous. Has anyone else noticed that Bush’s post election haircut is not adhered to his head as his pre election cut did and yet doesn’t look deliberately spikey? It looks like his hair cream isn’t working anymore.

  • Noonan certainly isn’t the pinnacle of fashion. I’ve got a stack of old firewood out behind the house that would look better on a Paris runway than that *ugh* “individual.” This is just the same-old, same-old sniping that the Reichsters have employed for years now, trying to keep their shredded audience intact. I think of this as “just another Noonanism….”

  • Poor Peggy won’t see the Democrats as being serious until they come up with a plan to do the thing the Bush’s plan is trying to do, because “serious” means believing in the assumptions of the Bushian conceptual frame. Asserting that the entire approach is BS is most definitely “unserious.”

    She also misunderstimates Democratic fashion sense: just because it would have taken Peggy hours to come up with a fashionable shawl, doesn’t mean that a woman from (gasp) San Francisco would have had to spend more than a few minutes pulling an outfit together. Imagine, a woman who is both a skillful politician AND a snappy dresser! Peggy, being neither, can’t. (Maybe it’s a California thing: cf. Willie Brown.)

    Of course, had Ms. Pelosi shown up wearing sweats and sneakers, Peggy would have been insulted by her show of disrespect in not

  • I haven’t got time to consider Pelosi’s shawl. I’m still contemplating Al Gore in earth tones.

    This is what happens when TeeVee takes over. Reading newspapers and magazines and blogs requires use of the conceptual and thought centers in the brain, specifically the massive area toward the front and top of our brains developed rather late in human evolution. Looking, on the other hand, requires no more than the very primitive dime-sized occipital lobe we share with nearly every form of animal life, e.g., sowbugs. The purpose of the occipital lobe is to make an instantaneous fight-or-flight decision and then forget all about it. The TeeVee-Corporate advertising machine wants us that way, and Noonan’s piece indicates that most of our pundits have caved to their wishes.

  • What do you expect from a biped lacking opposable thumbs and frontal lobes? If computers hadn’t become as user-friendly as they have in recent years, righty blogistan wouldn’t exist.

  • “She quoted an old Republican hand saying, “[Bush] looked like he was over his head” this week.”

    Bush has been in over his head from the beginning, and all of us have known it and said it right up front. It’s just now when he’s obviously on his last legs with no hope of redemption that idiots like Noonan are copping to the fact that their boy is a total loser to protect their own paychecks.

    May they burn in the fires of their own culpability.

  • Noonan is always consistent. She writes drivel with more style and flair than other wingnut scribes.

  • “Seriousness” in Republican-speak is the ability to spout or contemplate known lies and absolute bullshit with a straighht face. “Serious” people have their reputations tied to their ability to promote said lies and BS and lash out at others who call them on it. “Unseriousness” is the rest of the world laughing at the obvious.

    Serious is the new gay. The old meaning of the word has no relationship to the new meaning when applied to the minority group that coopted the expression.

  • You guys are soo literal!

    There are two ways to be sage and serious. The first is simple; peruse the most recent faxes from RNC and concoct a rousing medley.

    While simple, the first method is not always applicable. First, hardware failures: suppose fax at RNC breaks down, or the chief creater of their wisdom is down with a flu. Second, once in a while a pundit must prove that he or she THINKS INDEPENDENTLY.

    Enter method number two: high minded moderation. Typically, this kind of moderation requires a bold act of straddle. Say, save some drawning little girls and break the head of a cat or two. Agree with the rights of gay couples and with the right of police to kill suspiciously looking miscreants as they attempt to start their cars or pull wallets from their pockets.

    So it came to Noonan’s attention that the President’s Iraq policy stinks like a shipload of fish carried for weeks in tropical weather with no benefit of ice. So what kind of straddle could balance this act of independence? A lesser mind would to something predictable. Noonan made highly original charge: Speaker of the House wore a “rich red shawl” that resembled either “straighjacket” or “colorful mummy”. Give a association test to a million people and how many will associate “rich red” with “straightjacket” or “mummy”?

  • Petorado, at Number 8. hits the nail on the head. Newspapers are rife with right-wing pundits who have been wrong about everything for the last 20 years. They continue to roll the dice with these guys hoping somnething will come out correctly, but it doesn’t happen, and never will. Readers of daily newspapers tend to be intelligent, thoughtful people. Idiots like Noonan, O’Reilly, Cal Thomas, etc., only tend to tick them off. They stop reading the paper. The only type of individual these right-wing idiots appeal to are those who don’t generally like to read and don’t pick up a paper unless their hooked on the “Peanuts” cartoon. Thoughtful writers = more thoughtful readers = higher circulation = more ad revenue. Propagandists = resentful readers = dropping circulations = fewer ads = layoffs. It’s easy to see what is happening here.

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