Norquist has a plan

Far-right uber-activist Grover Norquist and his cohort now believe that the war in Iraq is likely to cost the GOP dearly in 2008, so they’ve crafted a plan to save the party from electoral ruin. As The Hill reported, “To assuage an angry public, the activists argue that the White House soon needs to articulate clearly that the war will end.”

That would be, apparently, in contrast to the belief that the war will not end?

“The one-paragraph explanation of what we’re doing in Iraq has to have the word ‘leaving’ in there,” said Grover Norquist, a conservative leader and the head of Americans for Tax Reform. “If Bush would move to ‘leaving,’ then other people, including the MoveOn.org people and the [Democrats], move to a more extreme position than you have, because they have put themselves in the anti-Bush position.”

Norquist, who is meeting next week with White House political adviser Karl Rove, said Bush should reject a timeline and instead emphasize that he expects “fewer” troops in the region. If the administration changes nothing, it will allow Democrats to charge that the strategy isn’t working, which resonates with the public, added Norquist.

Frist, why the White House would take advice from Norquist about foreign policy is a mystery.

Second, why the White House would take advice from Norquist about anything is also a mystery.

And third, Norquist’s advice doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Basically, Norquist’s recommendation is that Rove & Co, tell Americans, “Vote GOP: because the troops will come home eventually.” I don’t have nearly as much experience losing elections as Norquist, but I have a hunch this may not work as an effective strategy.

Indeed, he seems to be operating under the twisted premise that critics of the president’s failed policy will reflexively take a hard line against anything Bush says. So, according to Norquist, if Bush were willing to suggest that U.S. troops might someday leave Iraq, the MoveOn.org crowd would “move to a more extreme position.” (What might that be? A quicker withdrawal? I think MoveOn.org is already there — right along with two-thirds of the rest of the country.)

In fact, it’s kind of amusing that Norquist believes liberals have to be “in the anti-Bush position.” It’s almost as if Norquist thinks he’s playing reverse psychology with children — tell White House detractors that Bush wants to withdraw and suddenly they won’t support withdrawal anymore!

Please. Norquist’s entire approach is pretty silly. Bush has been telling people for months that he doesn’t support an open-ended commitment in Iraq, but people don’t believe him — probably because his policy is based on an open-ended commitment in Iraq.

Besides, the president can’t very well emphasize “leaving” while also embracing a plan to keep troops in Iraq through 2009.

Norquist is fundamentally confused about the broader dynamic. He seems to believe a new spin and a better sales job will solve the problem. He’s mistaken — the problem is with the failed policy, not the White House’s inept pitch.

Looks like Grover’s attempt to strangle the government in the bathtub is failing since it is the Republican party that is strangling.

  • Grover made a lot of money from Abramoff and I thought he’d gone to ground permanently, grateful that he somehow managed to stay out of prison himself.

    If this is the best he’s got, maybe he should consider it.

  • Geez, that “Frist” instead of “First” typo just gave me a minor stroke……

  • I think his plan is more along the lines of that stupid trick you see in cartoons that never works in real life.

    A: “Leave!”
    B: “Stay!”
    A: “Leave!”
    B: “Stay!”
    A: “Stay!”
    B: “Leave!”
    A: “Ha! I win!”

  • This is of a piece with the recent Pentagon-commissioned study that recommended that they adopt “We Are Here to Help You” as a more effective brand. Not that they’ll change anything that they’re doing – the new brand make the Iraqi’s love us.

    These people truly believe that for any screwup there’s a magic phrase out there somewhere that will make America believe that a shit sandwich is ham on rye.

  • Has Grover accomplished anything really besides push for this pseudo libertarian BS and corruption that is proving to be as dumb as communism was?

    From Gilbert And Sullivan:
    I am the very model of a Republican Lobbyist
    I’m delusion, corruption, scumbag, and asshole
    Paid by princes of Arabia, and I give advice of rhetorical
    From policies to relations, that seems hysterical

    I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters so electoral
    I understand statements, both the simple and allegorical
    About Georgie Bush’s invasion I’m teeming with o’ crapola
    With many silly views about denying ole Mess’o potamia

    With many silly views about denying ole Mess’o potamia
    With many silly views about denying ole Mess’o potamia
    With many silly views about denying ole Mess’o potamia

  • Evidently Grover still thinks what Bush says matters to anyone – except, that is, to the stenographic media. It is fairly obvious to even those with room temperature IQs that what Bush does, as opposed to what he says, is the operative condition. He has never meant anything he has said, except that we will “stay the course,” and after six-and-one-half years of such dissembling, lying, and prevaricating his credibility is zero, or very close.

  • Grover Norquist is desperate because he sees the Democratic tsunami coming and the tilted-to-the-rich tax cuts will be rescinded.

    The American public will see through the “leaving” nonsense. In fact, the linked article (from The Hill) reports:

    [David Keene, chairman of the American Conservative Union] said Bush’s Iraq policy has generated public backlash because of the president’s shifting rationale for the invasion.

    “Leaving” would be just one more lie on top of the untruths of: “weapon of mass destruction,” “welcomed as liberators,” “smoking gun of a mushroom cloud,” “last throes,” etc.

    To paraphrase Bones McCoy of Star Trek fame: the Republicans are dead, Grover!

    Here’s the article again.

  • “The one-paragraph explanation of what we’re doing in Iraq has to have the word ‘leaving’ in there,”

    Yeah, you’re leaving all right. And the business end of a plunger is going to be the last thing you see, Grover.

    By all means, please have Bush tell America that we’re leaving Iraq. Like anyone believes what he says anyway! All he’ll do is piss off the moron Fox viewers who believe that their local mall will be blown up the minute we leave Iraq.

    I wish I lived next door to Grover Norquist. The guy is going to be very funny to watch for the next year or so. His beloved “conservative revolution” is spiraling in the toilet, about to meet its fate.

    LOL!

  • Grover’s advice is actually fairly sound – 2.5 years ago. Back then, there were still probably enough people willing to give Bush the benefit of the doubt. That’s nowhere near reality now. I think there’s an undercurrent that Norquist and other repubs just can’t comes to terms with. The American people have given up on them and no amount of spin is going to turn it around.

  • Don’t underestimate Republicans. They are more than capable of snatching victory from the jaws of defeat. They just have to wait till the Dems nominate Hillary. That’ll gin up the Republican attack machine and we’ll be faced, if Hillary is elected in spite of all this, with another four years of unremitting crap from the right.

  • Why the “White House” takes advice from Karl Rove is also a mystery. Obviously Rove is advising Der Schrub into policies that are making his approval numbers tank. But so it goes…

    Expect a nice Rose Garden photo op with Norquist, and nothing else.

  • “Who leaps out of the rabbit, Grover?

    “Look, i-i-if we build a large, wooden badger….”

  • Once again the GOP decides the problem is that the bow on the turd is the wrong color and if they just change it to a better color Americans will love the turd. Honest to god they may be the worlds largest and most public example of groupthink ever.

    Norquist and these Tax-cut and spend back East conservatists (like democrat plan but ‘differnt’) are seriously deluded if they think they can keep espousing trickledown when more and more people are more and more thirsty. I’m surprised his solution wasn’t to have us all eat cake.

  • Policy wonks Norquist and Rove plotting the future of America in Iraq?

    What’s next?
    John Yoo on the Supreme Court?

    What’s next?
    Pierce Bush running for Senator of Texas?

    Wait…
    He’s not old enough right?
    Naw… That’s a made up rule for liberal sissies…
    He looks to me like someone you could have a beer with…
    Plus, I like the like the way he talks…

    What’s next?

  • Clearly Norquist thinks the entire population is as stupid as the pResident and twice as patient.

    Bush channeling Norquist: Good news, we plan to leave Iraq!
    Public: Finally! When?
    BCN: I dunno, some time.
    Public: … Could you be more specific?
    BCN: Oh no, that would embolden our enemies.
    Public: [Grabs pitchforks and blazing torches].

    Here’s a little advice to the ReThugs. When people are hair-trigger pissed off, Don’t Tease Them.

  • “The one-paragraph explanation of what we’re doing in Iraq has to have the word ‘leaving’ in there,” said Grover Norquist, […]

    The paragraph already does have that word. In the phrase “NOT leaving”

  • You’re all missing the point.

    Norquist is right about the politics and I think that the Rove and Bush will go along with it. The administration will declare a partial victory at the end of the year and start troop withdrawals.

    Withdrawal will be very slow and mostly just talk, but it will sharply reduce the effectiveness in Democrats’ attacks on the war.

    Nixon showed that you can fight a war for years while pretending to disengage.

  • It’s always about convincing us, persuading the American public, getting us to believe etc., never about the actual policy or the real actions taking place. This kind of philosophy has brought “us” to the point of not believing anything this administration tells us.

    The WH has made a habit out of spin and lying and can’t get it through their heads that they are “elected” representatives and not dictators. We the people, have spoken loudly and resent being ignored or told we don’t really know what we want or what’s best. If that is all Norquist has to offer then he is in good company and should fit right in with the other WH advisers.

    I thought Norquist died a long time ago. He was trying to drown “something” in a bathtub when the shower suddenly came on full blast on full hot and he slipped trying to get out of the way, hit his head and bled to death on the bathtub floor. What I heard anyway. Go figure

  • When will the Democratic Congress begin investigating traitor Norquist’s involvement in Greenquest?

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