Guest Post by Morbo
Recently someone sent me one of those ubiquitous e-mail messages parroting right-wing claptrap that morons think reflect “common sense” and straight talk. This one was more offensive than usual. It began:
North Dakota News: This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of North Dakota state after the recent snow storm.
WEATHER BULLETIN: Up here in the Northern Plains we just recovered from a Historic event — may I even say a “Weather Event” of “Biblical Proportions” — with a Historic blizzard of up to 44 inches of snow and winds to 90 MPH that broke trees in half, knocked down utility poles, stranded hundreds of motorists in lethal snow banks, closed ALL roads, isolated scores of communities and cut power to 10’s of thousands.
FYI: George Bush did not come….
FEMA did nothing….
No one howled for the government…
No one blamed the government
No one even uttered an expletive on TV…
Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did not visit
Our Mayor’s did not blame Bush or anyone else
Our Governor did not blame Bush or anyone else either
It went on like this for some time and then concluded:
Even though a Category “5” blizzard of this scale has never fallen this early…we know it can happen and how to deal with it ourselves.
I hope this gets passed on.
Maybe, SOME people will get the message: The world does not owe you a living….
Ah, the moral superiority of the farm belt! First of all, I was not aware that this snowstorm killed 1,420 people. Somehow I missed that in the news. Oh, you mean it didn’t kill that many people? Then it’s not really a fair comparison, is it?
As it turns out, the entire message is based on a tissue of lies.
One of my favorite sites, Snopes.com, debunked it handily. A serious storm did indeed hit the Dakotas, Montana and Wyoming on Oct. 4, 2005. More then two feet of snow fell. Guess what happened next? The usual crew of GOVERNMENT agencies came to the rescue — led by the National Guard and the Highway Patrol. Furthermore, on Oct. 31, North Dakota Gov. John Hoeven wrote to Bush and demanded federal assistance from FEMA. Hoeven put in a “request that you declare a major disaster for the State of North Dakota as a result of a severe winter storm/snowfall, accompanied by record-breaking snowfall, rain and high winds, that occurred on October 4-6, 2005.”
Here’s the kicker: I’m assuming that whoever wrote this doggerel lives in North Dakota or at the very least believes that the North Dakota spirit encapsulates rugged independence and self-reliance. In fact, North Dakota would not exist were it not for the federal government. The state receives the highest percentage of federal farm subsidies among them all. Three out of four North Dakota farmers receive this aid. In an April 4, 2005, Washington Post story, one farmer, Owen Olson actually said, “If it wasn’t for the federal government here, nobody would be farming.”
I’m not knocking the subsidies — especially to family held farms. I’m just sick of people out there in the corn fields acting like anyone who accepts help from the federal government (even in light of a killer hurricane) is a weakling and or sponge on the rest of us when many of them are, as I said in a post many months ago, “welfare queens with tractors.”
Yes, I’m sure the people of North Dakota were glad when FEMA came to their rescue after that big snowstorm. After all, they need the roads to be clear so they can get out to their mailboxes and get their hands on their fat farm-subsidy checks.