Not Thinking is Bad for You

Guest Post by Zoe Kentucky

Great. I am so screwed.

Scientists have scanned the brains of young people when they are doing, well, nothing, and they found that a region active during this daydreaming state is the one hard-hit by the scourge of old age: Alzheimer’s.

“We never expected to see this,” said Randy L. Buckner, a Howard Hughes Medical Institute investigator at Washington University in St. Louis. He said he suspects these activity patterns may, over decades of daily use, wear down the brain, sparking a chemical cascade that results in the disease’s classic deposits and tangles that damage the brain.

Just what I needed to hear, daydreaming may be bad for my health. Between that and graduating from the #1 pot-smoking college in America I should just give up already, accept the fact that my poor brain is fighting an uphill battle. Most people get better with age, I’m destined to just….um, forget.

Let the bad news just pile on, it washes over me, lovingly, like a ton of bricks.

Pot?

Isn’t that the plant that has been traveling with humans since before their were dogs as camp followers?

Isn’t that the medicine that appears in ancient Chinese pharmacological texts as a mild euphoric?

Crickey.

We must stamp it out.
Stamp it out.
Stamp it out.

Drugs are bad for you.
Especially the kind that grow in the ground like weeds.

Everybody– here is your assignment for tonight:

Watch some network news (cbs or nbc or abc) at dinner time.
Turn down the volume during the commercials and just observe…

What’s being hawked?

Hint: sleep drugs, digestion drugs, flu drugs, calm down the kid drugs….

Drugs are bad…unless… unless… unless… they are grown in a test tube by a big corporation.

Then they are good. Very good.

What a fucked up country I live in.

It is as backwards and as stupid and as full of lesions as the inside of Bush’s brain.

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