Now you, too, can work for Joe Lieberman

The Senate Employment Bulletin is routinely used by Senate offices to announce job openings, but most of the time, staffers are vague about which senator it is. You’ll frequently see descriptions such as “Midwestern Republicans seeks…” or “Southern centrist Democrat is looking for…”

Here’s an actual listing from this week’s Bulletin. See if you can guess which senator is hiring.

LEGISLATIVE ASSISTANT – Northeastern Independent Democratic Senator seeks Legislative Assistant to handle economic, budget, tax, and trade issues. This LA is responsible for monitoring pending legislation, drafting amendments and bills, meeting with constituents and lobbyists, preparing briefing material for the Senator for floor presentation, speeches, office meetings, and state events. Law or other advanced degree strongly preferred. Expertise in tax and economic policy, knowledge of Senate Floor procedures, and strong Hill experience preferred. Individual must possess a broad vision of overriding economic challenges of the 21st century, and an entrepreneurial ability to initiate and develop major projects with an impact on global competitiveness and economic issues. Other characteristics and skills should include an ability to analyze issues, strong oral and written communication skills, sound political judgment, and the ability to work under pressure. Interested candidates should fax cover letter indicating job referral number with resume, and writing sample to (202) 224-9750. Please do not submit resumes by email. No phone inquiries please.

Let’s see, there’s exactly one “Northeastern Independent Democratic Senator,” which narrows down the choices quite a bit. (Moreover, I’ve confirmed with a Senate source that it is, in fact, Lieberman who’s hiring.) And also notice that applicants “must possess a broad vision of overriding economic challenges of the 21st century.” So, if you have a narrow vision of trivial economic challenges, don’t bother.

So, who’s ready to join Marshall Wittmann and help spread the Joementum?

I am the only one who thinks these read like personal adds?

Also a pet peeve of mine is the use of the word entrepreneurial or entrepreneur in a non-business setting. Here is the definition:

A person who organizes, operates, and assumes the risk for a business venture.

It is symptomatic of the insidious corruption of all institutions by the culture of business. Universities are the biggest offenders.

  • Sign me up! We need to get the smut off Iraqi TV! We also need to bring faith back into the public square in Baghdad. They’ve chased God out of the Iraqi classroom. I’m going to send Mr. Lieberman a special cover letter and resume.

  • I am the only one who thinks these read like personal adds?

    Also a pet peeve of mine is the use of the word entrepreneurial or entrepreneur in a non-business setting. Here is the definition:

    Comment by Rege

    Rege is right. He should have used the more accurate term entremanurial.

    Heh Heh Joe wrote “oral”. Heh Heh.

    He should have requested “good job-hopping record”.

  • ***So, who’s ready to join Marshall Wittmann and help spread the Joementum?***

    WHA-AAAAAAT?!!?!

    I’d rather work for a consortium made up of the Taliban, Pat Robertson, and some dumb Minnesotan who says there’s no such thing as Santa Claus!

    *Now, where did I put the Alka Seltzer?

  • Interested candidates should fax […] Please do not submit resumes by email.

    Welcome to the 20th Century!

  • Poor Joe, after the Democratic voters of his state told him they didn’t want him using their name, he still can’t let it go.

    Pathetic.

  • I really hope Joe hops parties… The all knowing blogosphere was sooo smart running Lamont against him… and now you can’t stand that very move could end up potentially blowing up in your faces!

  • Are you still on that JRS?

    Jeez! Joe would get to be in the “majority” for exactly two years. We have such a huge advantage in 2008 in senatorial contests it’s not even funny.

  • Please do not submit resumes by email.

    Maybe this is designed to protect Joe from getting mean e-mails from all those extremist, Democratic bloggers. The ones who betrayed him.

  • JRS Jr why are you so obsessed with what we think? Your guy won and one of our guys lost. That doen’t mean that we won’t prevail in the long run. Should we prove ourselves right over the next two years is there a blog or an email address where we may find you so that we may gloat?

  • “Are you still on that JRS?”

    Yes, just like CB can’t let Joe’s win go… it seems like the % of his posts focused on Lieberman is almost as many focused on Bush!

  • it seems like the % of his posts focused on Lieberman is almost as many focused on Bush!

    And yet you write the same damn comment for every single Lieberman post. It really is quiet tedious.

  • JRS Jr is like most Republican morons – a one-track mind. He’s memorized the talking points and now he has to get them out.

    Maybe JRS Jr. and Sr. can go get themselves arrested for littering on Thanksgiving.

  • Maybe JRS Jr. and Sr. can go get themselves arrested for littering on Thanksgiving. — Tom Cleaver, @14

    Actually, I never noticed anything wrong with Sr’s thinking, the few times he posted. And Jr’s obsession seems to be mostly focused on LIEberman; his comments on abortion (yesterday?) were quite sensible…

    PS Have you all noticed? The blinking thingie has now stopped blinking. How do you spell relief?

  • Maybe JRS Jr. and Sr. can go get themselves arrested for littering on Thanksgiving.

    [Tom Cleaver]

    “He said, ‘What were you arrested for, kid?’ And I said, ‘Littering.’ And they all moved away from me on the bench there…”

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