Pat Robertson, still hearing voices

It’s been weeks since I last lampooned TV preacher [tag]Pat Robertson[/tag], so I’m due, right? Reader R.S. alerted me to a fascinating transcript from CBS News Sunday Morning, in which reporter Rita Braver sat down with Robertson to chat about the televangelist’s insights on, well, whatever it is Robertson thinks about.

[tag]Robertson[/tag] was in rare form, going so far as to say that he had one woman “raised from the dead.” For emphasis, Robertson explained that “she was stone cold dead,” but not anymore.

But the story that was particularly over the top was when Robertson claimed to help cure a woman in Israel of severe asthma because God directly told Robertson to ask the woman about her sex life.

PR: …I prayed. And I said, “Lord, what’s wrong with her?” I just prayed silently. And the Lord said, “Ask about her sex life.” … Yes, He said that to me. And I said, “There’s no way I’m going to ask a strange woman about her sex life.” So I said, “Excuse me for being personal, but would you tell me about your marriage.”

She said, “Oh, I have a wonderful marriage…. A wonderful husband, wonderful marriage. It’s just absolutely marvelous.” I said, “You do?” She said, “Yes.” So I prayed again. I said, “Lord, what’s the matter?” And He said, “Ask her about her sex life.”

RB: It’s hard to imagine the Lord saying this to you–

PR: Well, He did. And I said — “You know, please forgive me if I’m being personal, but tell me about your sex life.” And she said, “I don’t have any.” And I said, “Well, I thought you had a wonderful marriage.” And she said, “I do, but I don’t have any sex life.”

And I said, “How long has that been going on?” And she said, “Two years.” And I said– “And that’s when your asthma started, isn’t it?” And she said, “Yes.” And I said, “Well it’s obvious that you’re blaming yourself– for this condition. What’s the problem?” And she said, “My husband’s impotent.”

And I said, “You think it’s your fault.” And she said, “Yes. It’s– I think it’s my fault.” And I said, “Well it isn’t your fault. And it may be that he’s working too hard. He may be having a physical impairment. But — there’s something in his life, that this isn’t your fault.” And she said, “It’s not?”

I said, “Absolutely not.” And I said, “Okay, now let’s pray for your asthma. And she said, “Okay.” And we prayed. And God healed her asthma just like that.

Why is this man, who is clearly mad as a hatter, being interviewed on CBS News Sunday Morning? Because the producers know he’ll say bizarre things like this. And why is this man still taken seriously by the Republican Party? Because they don’t care how crazy he is, just so long as he can deliver some votes and contributions the GOP’s way.

It’s hard to type with my jaw on the floor like this. Let me rearrange and get back to you…

  • So sex cures asthma? I bet pre-marital sex does not cure asthma, only sex in a committed marriage between one man and one woman. Probably not one of these freakish in the park judge supervised marriages either. There would have to be clergy involved.

    I hear donating your 401K to the 700 club cures gout and shingles.

    Why on earth do the media still talk to this crackpot? This should be right up there with Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch. I say W appoints Robertson ambassador to Venuezuela and we let Chavez deal with him.

  • Can we go back to the traditional value of putting people who hear voices in padded rooms?

  • Didn’t someone just prove that the power of prayer DOESN’T help, and in fact seems to hinder, those in need of medical assistance? Well, I guess if you’re dead, you might as well give it a shot.

    Great, all we need, more mindless, brain eating GOP zombies.

  • Go listen to the interview. It’s a little long at 40 minutes, but it is interesting to contrast Roberston’s tone when he talking about sex and his tone when he’s talking about the 2008 presidential race. In the first case, he comes across like a snickering 13 year old. In the latter case, puts on his daddy voice. There is something very wrong with man.

  • Aw, come on. If a psychologist were relating this story, without the praying, it would actually sound quite possible that he might cure her asthma in such a way.

    I’d be more interested in making fun of how he raised the dead.

  • You have to give him a little credit. Robertson did actually help the woman out a great deal, but I doubt he knows the real reason. Stress does tend to trigger asthma flare-ups, and just reading that transcript it’s pretty clear she was stressed by her husband’s sexual dysfunction. Hearing that she wasn’t responsible probably helped alleviate some of that pressure.

    Did he cure her asthma? Absolutely not. The next time she’s stressed out the asthma will probably flare up again.

    As someone who has asthma, I can definitely say sex, whether premarital or marital, does not cure asthma. If it did, I’d certainly need fewer pairs of pants.

  • I second Catherine’s suggestion. The lady could have been completely stressed out over something that wsn’t her fault. Robertson’s intuition (which he personifies as god) kicked in regarding psychosomatic problems, and he convinced her that she was not at fault. That could easily have relieved any feelings of guilt and stress, and thereby eased her asthma. All of that could happen in insightful clerical ministration to distressed parishioners. As much as I dislike Robertson and all that he stands for, I’d give him a pass on this one.

  • NEVER give Robertson a pass on anything.

    I find it interesting that Robertson’s “god” would only cure her asthma after forcing the woman to admit that she had no sex life. Wouldn’t God have performed the miracle without having to first hear about whether or not she was having sex? Or perhaps Robertson’s “god” was hoping to hear about some nasty sexual perversion…

  • I’m with Gridlock. It sounds like Robertson has some sort of perverse voyeuristic thing going on. If the story is true in any capacity, Robertson probably used it for the story-line in a letter he secretly penned for Penthouse Forum. double-snark intended.

  • He needs his medications adjusted! Quickly!

    Anyone who believes god would help him peel a banana, walk his dog, wash his car, raise the dead, or cure the common cold should just look around at all the real probems that need attention.

    You know, those little things like war, lying politicians, famine, out-of-control federal spending… etc. Wouldn’t that be more important for an all-powerful god to spend his time working on?

    Nah, guess not. Not when he can talk to someone as entertaining at Patso-nutzo.

  • Since he was so successful curing asthma, how come they didn’t pray to cure the husband’s impotentence?

  • I’d hate to see Pat Robertson as a student in medical school.

    Imagine young Pat Robertson disputing his ‘F’ on his exam, concerning various treatments for asthma.

    “I’m telling you professor, the cure for asthma is sex!!!”

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