Perhaps yesterday was Opposite Day

I’ve heard about young schoolchildren playing something called “Opposite Day,” in which those playing the game are expected to say and do things that are the polar opposite of what they should be saying and doing. It’s an awkward, hard-to-define exercise, which quickly grows tiresome.

Nevertheless, watching the White House yesterday, one gets the sense that the Bush gang declared yesterday “Opposite Day” and forgot to tell us.

Tony Snow got things started early yesterday, telling a national television audience that Bush was embracing a “new way” on Iraq. “Some want us to take a new look at the way we’re doing things, which is exactly what’s taking place,” Snow said, adding, “This is not the beginning of the end, it’s the beginning of a new way…. That’s why we’re coming up with a new strategy.”

On Opposite Day, this makes perfect sense — the president wants to keep the existing policy exactly as it is now. There’s nothing new at all; Bush is offering an unwavering argument in defense of the status quo.

The president articulated this vision in an odd, rambling speech in Cleveland yesterday afternoon. Consider some of these gems:

“The same people that attacked us on September the 11th is the crowd that is now bombing people, killing innocent men, women and children, many of whom are Muslims, trying to stop the advance of a system based upon liberty.”

Opposite Day! Al Qaeda is responsible for a small percentage of the violence in Iraq.

“What would al Qaeda be able to do [if the U.S. withdrew from Iraq]? They’d be able to recruit better and raise more money from which to launch their objectives.”

Opposite Day! The U.S. presence in Iraq is helping al Qaeda recruiting and fundraising.

“[The surge] just started. [Petraeus] got all the troops there a couple of weeks ago.”

Opposite Day! The so-called surge began in January.

Politically, the president is pushing against a strong tide of anti-war sentiment, and one suspects his political allies (congressional Republicans) are probably looking for some sign that the White House has a clue.

It’s why yesterday’s speech was probably the opposite of what the GOP was looking for.

One key point stands out from President Bush’s Iraq remarks in Cleveland this afternoon: Bush didn’t say a single thing that could possibly help provide any wavering GOP Senators with any political cover at a time when they’re heading into a series of bruising battles with Dems over the war.

Indeed, if anything, his remarks are likely to push antsy Republicans further away. […]

Bush could have allowed them a measure of breathing room by saying that there’s a strategy in place after the surge — maybe a reduction in troops, or a decline in combat operations, or renewed diplomatic efforts along the lines of the Iraq Study Group’s recommendations. Instead, Bush gave the Senate GOP absolutely nothing. If the President understands their predicament — or even cares about it at all — he didn’t show it in Cleveland.

Of course, we know that Bush cares deeply about their predicament and is anxious to find a reasonable solution to the crisis.

Oh wait, apparently Opposite Day was yesterday, not today.

The mainstream press pointed all this out on Opposite Day.

  • ““[The surge] just started. [Petraeus] got all the troops there a couple of weeks ago.”

    Opposite Day! The so-called surge began in January.”

    Both statements are true.

    Do you disagree that both statements are true?

  • the first statement isn’t true, or at least shouldn’t be. We have been told many many times in the last 6 months that we can’t judge the surge yet because all the troops won’t be there for a few more weeks or just got there in the last few weeks, even though originally in January we were told that the troops would be there soon and we could judge the results in the next few months. All of those times couldn’t possibly have been true, they’re just running out the clock on the Bush administration so the next President has to make the decision to leave.

  • The WH is in the midst of a tragic befuddlement. I watched Mr. Bush give his address yesterday. It was truly embarrassing. I imagine seven years ago he never thought Cheney would pull him in over his head, but in yesterday’s speech Mr. Bush didn’t make much sense. To me, at this juncture, the one thing that makes sense is this: Cheney has worked tirelessly to deliver the Iraqi oil reserves to his old pals over at Halliburton (however its spelled). He got them a no bid contract, after he set us up for war by lying and prosecuting skullduggery against a CIA agent for all to see. He has distroyed meeting records, and refused oversight. He continues to cast a pall upon others’ efforts to disengage this violent folly. And he quacks like a penguin!

    That last point aside, the WH rhetoric and actions beg the question Why are we still occupying a nation we aggressively invaded when the neural center of the terrorists we proclaim to be fighting is in western Pakistan? Answer that one Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney! -Kevo

  • In fact, I’m positive I can find an April statement from Caldwell saying that all of the troops for the surge were finally in Iraq so we couldn’t judge the results yet. This “couple of weeks ago” statement is a flat-out lie.

  • Ha ha. Hilarious, Steve, if not so sad.

    Neil Wilson, the first (Bush) statement you quote is misleading without CB’s second statement. Large numbers of troops have been added over the past few months, so that is CB’s point.

    Please try to keep up.

  • Cheer up Republicans! People all over America say they’re going to vote for the Republicans in 2008.

    Yeah, it’s opposite day.

  • OT-
    Yesterday you wrote that you would like to see the mainstream media fact-check the president’s statements as carefully as CNN “fact-checked” Sicko. It looks like somebody is reading Carpetbagger Report! Last night Keith Olbermann did a pretty thorough fact-check of the president’s speech, and it wasn’t pretty – satisfying, but not pretty.

  • Another example of Opposite Day: Dr. Carmona – the former Surgeon General – who testified about being bullied, stymied, and frustrated at every turn by the White House who refused to allow him to speak out on important health issues, elicited the following response from the White House (and I quote):

    “It’s disappointing to us if he failed to use his position to the fullest extent in advocating for policies he thought were in the best interests of our nation.”

    So, we loyal Bushies stopped him and it’s all his fault.

  • CB, you may get around to this in a post latter today, but I thought it was worth mentioning as part of BushCo’s new pr strategy for Iraq.

    They’ve brought the DHS fear machine out of the attic and are tuning it up. It used to be that the machine would flash some sort of color, orange or red, and people would be too afraid to think. That doesn’t work any more . Now the machine is hooked up to Chertoff’s gut and sending out frightening readings designed to scare us dumb.

    “I believe we are entering a period this summer of increased risk,” Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff told the Chicago Tribune’s editorial board yesterday. He indicated that his “remarks were based on ‘a gut feeling’ formed by past seasonal patterns of terrorist attacks, recent Al Qaeda statements and intelligence he did not disclose.” Keith Olbermann responds.

    And for good measure the tactical leak button on the machine has been pushed. Let’s hope that after nearly six years of heavy use the machine no longer functions.

  • The troop buildup started soon after Bush found a general who was willing to be in charge of the surge. Most generals disagreed with the idea of a surge and it took Bush some time before he found Patraus.

    However, it is a completely accurate statement to say that the 5th brigade was finally put on the ground last month.

    It doesn’t need any qualifiers.

    It is also accurate to say that the first surge brigade has been on the ground for months.

    You get a better picture of the entire situation if you hear both comments but as I said

    Both of those statements are true.

  • So, we loyal Bushies stopped him and it’s all his fault.

    Comment by Walt — 7/11/2007 @ 10:02 am

    A useful meme for them – not unlike “We Senate Rethugs blocked all of the legislation the Democratic House had passed; see, those Dems can’t legislate!”

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