‘Please indicate … what kind of conservative you are’

A few months ago, the NYT reported on the breathtaking questions job applicants at the Justice Department were asked at the behest of Monica Goodling, the DoJ’s liaison to the White House. Goodling wouldn’t just isolate registered Democrats as inherently untrustworthy, she would also quiz applicants for civil service jobs with questions that several U.S. attorneys said were inappropriate, such as who was their favorite president and Supreme Court justice. One department official said an applicant was even asked, “Have you ever cheated on your wife?”

Goodling, with immunity from prosecution, later acknowledged that she broke the law with these questions — though she said she “didn’t mean to” — but we never actually got a full sense of just how many job applicants were subjected to these illegal political quizzes and how bad the questions actually got. That may soon change.

Yesterday we learned that the Justice Department’s Inspector General (the busiest man in the executive branch lately) has launched a probe into whether Alberto Gonzales lied under oath in his congressional testimony. As it turns out, the IG is also interested in learning more about the DoJ’s illegal hiring practices under Gonzales’ “leadership.”

Do you believe in God? Are you gay? Have you cheated on your spouse? What’s your position on abortion? Should gays be allowed to marry? Have you contributed to Republican candidates? What kind of conservative are you?

Welcome to Bush’s Department of Justice. Those are just some of the questions that investigators think may have been asked during interviews for both career and political positions at the Department over the past three years.

They come from a questionnaire (pdf) sent out from the Department’s inspector general and Office of Professional Responsibility, the two offices conducting the joint investigation of politicization at the DoJ. The questionnaire (as reported yesterday by Bloomberg and The Washington Post) recently went out to an untold number of people who’d applied for spots at the DoJ. Investigators are trying to get a hold on how widely politicized the hiring process was at the Department.

To be sure, it’s not just Goodling. Investigators believe a variety of political appointees at Bush’s Justice Department applied illegal political standards to employment practices for several years.

Apparently, the questions applicants were subjected to were jaw-dropping.

The 12-page questionnaire has been distributed to hundreds of applicants who may have been asked about their political backgrounds as a basis for employment. Using the document obtained by the WaPo, Tim Grieve summarized the questions of interest to the Inspector General:

1. If you were interviewed [for a job at Justice], were you asked to fill out any forms prior to, during, or after your interview … that sought information about political party affiliation, voting history (candidates and parties), political campaign activities, financial or other forms of contributions made to political parties, or any other information about your political affiliations, activities or beliefs?”

2. Please indicate whether you were asked about the following topics during your interview (either directly or by implication), identify the person who asked the question, and to the best of your recollection state the specific question asked.

* your political party affiliation;
* your political activities, including for whom you voted and why;
* whether you made financial or other kinds of contributions to political parties;
* what kind of conservative you were (law and order; social; fiscal);
* your favorite president, legislator, public figure, or Supreme Court justice;
* your position on the death penalty;
* your position on the war on terror.

3. Please indicate whether you were asked about the following topics during your interview (either directly or by implication), identify the person who asked the question, and to the best of your recollection state the specific question asked.

* your religious beliefs;
* your sexual orientation;
* whether you had committed adultery;
* your position on abortion;
* your position on same-sex marriage.

Un-be-lievable.

What, no questions about whether they ever cruised bathrooms for gay sex?

I do believe that the Bush administration has finally got someone on the inside who is actually looking for crimes that have been committed.

Pass the popcorn!

  • Now, is this considered Leninism or Stalinism? I always get my totalitarian forms of government mixed up.

  • This is mind-boggling. Any hiring manager at a company who asked these kinds of questions would be sued in one minute and fired in two.

  • It’s Stalinism, JKap. Political loyalty not only trumps real aptitude, it grants the loyalist carte blance for almost any crime against the public interest s/he might care to commit, so long as nobody gets caught.

    Except–and I guess we should be grateful for this–as practiced by the Marx Brothers rather than Karl’s disciples.

  • “and to the best of your recollection state the specific question asked”

    … And include your answer: we want to know if we’re wasting our time…

  • I hope that you get the ‘picture’ that out of this questionnaire we either have liars in most of these official posts at ‘justice’ or even worse we have the religiously deranged born again fuckers, who as luck has it, are also lying sacks of shit ….

    A religiously deficient xtian is as dangerous an extremist as any of the Taliban’s own … and yes Virginia, ALL believers are mentally unstable and deficient .. yes Virginia even dear ol’ Albert, Einstein of the surname, was a religious moron having had not taken the necessary 5 seconds needed to conclude that here is no fucking god …. being a brilliant physicist does not imply getting a free ride on other matters … Dear ol’ Albert once said about the universe: ” … god does not throw dice …” supposedly said I must add because there is just no trusting those lying humans ….

  • Well, I really shouldn’t quibble.

    When the Dems get in, I want them to ask potential justice employees, “Are you now or were you ever a member of the Federalist Society or the GOP?” And if the answer is in the affirmative, refer them to the reconstituted Committee on Un-American Activities in the House.

  • “Apparently, the questions applicants were subjected to were jaw-dropping”

    Well, not so fast. The coverage of this issue can easily get confusing: as I understand it, the questionnaire being distributed is not a questionnaire that was actually used (even Gonzo’s DOJ crowd was probably not stupid enough to put any such questions in writing). Rather, the questionnaire is being distributed by the Inspector General to find out whether applicants were subjected to any such questions.

    That said, the IG is presumably asking if anybody was asked such questions because it has reason to believe that they were, and it certainly wouldn’t shock me (at this point, at least) to find out that such questions had, in fact been asked.

    Will the DOJ ever recover from the damage done by this Admin?

  • I suggest that everyone go to the .pdf file linked above and review the full questionnaire. It only takes a minute to flip through it, and it gives a better sense of what the IG is attempting to find out: whether any of those questions were asked, and if so, by whom. And you know that they were asked, a lot.

    I was pessimistic about the whole project until I realized that distribution of the questionnaire isn’t limited to the “loyal Bushies” who got hired by Goodling and the other hacks at DOJ. It’s being sent to “hundreds of applicants,” many of whom probably were rejected for not being the “right kind” of conservative – or perhaps not a conservative at all.

    Like Racerx said, pass the popcorn.

  • Are they doing the same for all employees hired by this team. Also what has happened to an investigation on Von Spaskosky (however you spell it) rewriting a report on voter fraud for the EAC after sitting on the report for months. What the DoJ was doing in hiring employees was the same thing they were doing to reports that were contrary to their political agenda.

  • As a former DOJ civil rights attorney in the Nixon administration, I have been totally appalled at what has happened to career attorneys there.

    None of these questions, nor anything like them, was asked of me when I was interviewed. One thing they did ask was which division I would be most interested in (Civil, Criminal, Civil Rights, Tax, Antitrust, etc.) I told them Civil Rights (equal employment rights for women being a big deal for me) and that’s where they put me when they hired me.

    I knew this kind of thing had been going on, but the question that REALLY gets me is “what kind of conservative are you,” which shows that they were not just interested in stacking the Department with conservatives, but with (undoubtedly) social conservatives. Their political agenda was more than Party, it was specific legal issues, probably abortion and same sex marriage.

    I weep at what has become of the DOJ, at one time the best department to work for in the federal government, staffed by the top students from the nation’s law schools, now stacked with Regent University clones.

  • Ha ha ha.

    Do you believe in God? Are you gay? Have you cheated on your spouse? What’s your position on abortion? Should gays be allowed to marry? Have you contributed to Republican candidates? What kind of conservative are you?

    Amazing.

    You know all the Republicans who read this blog checked that out, nodded their heads in approval of the questions, and thought, “Good questionaire.”

    Losers.

  • …as I understand it, the questionnaire being distributed is not a questionnaire that was actually used (even Gonzo’s DOJ crowd was probably not stupid enough to put any such questions in writing). Rather, the questionnaire is being distributed by the Inspector General to find out whether applicants were subjected to any such questions.

    I thought that lawyers are taught to never ask a question unless they have a pretty good idea of what the answer is already, I suspect that even if these exact questions weren’t asked of prospective DOJ hires, something very like was asked.

    This questionnaire didn’t come in a box of Crackerjack.

    And they weren’t stupid, they were arrogant.
    They never expected to be in a congressional minority again.
    They never expected anyone to ever ask.
    And if they were ever asked, they expected to be able to burn-bag the answers.

    Permanent Republican Majority was what they kept telling us. Folks in the Atacama desert don’t save for a rainy day.

  • Some more:

    * Top or bottom?
    * What year did you graduate from Regent Univ.?
    * Favorite racial slur
    * Immigrants: Deport or execute? (Circle one)
    * Top Secret/SCI confirmation code

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