Pre-speech spin

The president will address the nation this evening, live from New Orleans. He will reportedly speak, without a live audience, from Jackson Square, with the famous St. Louis Cathedral as a backdrop. One wants to assume there will be no “Mission Accomplished” banner overhead, but time will tell.

And with just about four hours until Bush delivers the speech, the fine folks at Think Progress obtained a copy of the talking points being distrubuted to conservative outlets, so the right knows how to offer “on-message” praise Bush afterwards. Among the highlights:

* Tonight President Bush will talk about how there is some optimism that we can see as we move forward. We’re going to build a better Gulf Coast, a better New Orleans and we’ll work with local officials to make sure that happens.

* Many parts of this will be chalked up to the fact it was one of the worst storms our country has ever faced. But there were things in a post-9/11 world that our government at all levels should be doing better and President Bush more than anybody else wants to find out why it took place and how it took place to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

* Senator Frist and Speaker Hastert have indicated that Congress will conduct a thorough investigation modeled after some of the most serious investigations that Congress has ever undertaken: the 1973 Watergate Committee, the 1987 Iran Contra Committee, the 1994 and 1995 Whitewater Committees and the 1997 Campaign Finance investigation.

* It’s wrong to say it’s either winning the war on terror or funding aftermath of Katrina. We have to do both that means we’ll have to cut spending where else to make sure we are fiscally prudent with the taxpayer’s dollars.

* There’s always discussion about raising taxes but right when businesses and people are trying to get back on their feet in the gulf coast region, the worst thing we can do with these families is pop them with another tax.

* This is going to require difficult decisions in Washington. It’s going to be important that we don’t have the same ol’ same ol’ that we see in Washington. Tough choices will be to have made and President Bush is willing to do that.

It sounds, at a minimum, like Bush is not exactly prepared to rise above the usual political games. He says there will be an investigation — but fails to note that it will be dominated by Republicans. He says we’ll have to cut spending, but he probably won’t say where, and he probably dosen’t realize that Tom DeLay has already said that’s impossible. He says we won’t raise taxes because these families can’t afford the hit, but he fails to mention that he’s the one who made it possible to lower the pay for workers in the region below federal minimums, not to mention the possibility for raising taxes on hyper-wealthy people who are already comfortable “on their feet.”

How about you? Any predictions for tonight?

I have listened to, or watched, presidential addresses all my adult life (earlier actually). Not with this turkey. I can’t stand the site or sound of him. He is a walking disaster. Tonight while he’s insulting everyone’s intelligence, I’ll be enjoying dinner with friends at a local tavern.

As I suggested in another comment, I think New Orleans will rebound fully, much as San Francisco did long ago. It will do so on its own, in spite of the assholes in the bush Crime Family. It will remain a vibrant, fun, special, beautiful, romantic city, with an aura like no other. Bush can spew his political verbiage tonight; a week from now no one will remember what he said. Hastert and Frist can hold what they call “hearings”; who gives a damn? When all these Republican bastards are driven out, decent people can investigate and prosecute and reclaim America for Americans.

  • I agree with Ed.
    I can’t stomach his visage or his voice.

    A long time ago Billmon, and sometimes Drum, would follow Bush’s forays into attempted oration by simultaneously opening up a real time thread.

    That was the best way to listen to Bush.

    Via the sharp wit and verbal blows of people who cunningly satirized him.

    Those were the good old days of the web.

  • The only way I can watch this doofus is clips on The Daily Show, and even that is difficult, saved only by Jon Stewart’s wonderful followups.

    As for what else the preznit will say – maybe that it’s hard work. And that he has confidence in Rover to lead this. ::blech::

    What an embarrassment.

    Did you all see Harry’s Reid’s pre-speech statement? It’s on Americablog.

  • My prediction?

    Another levee suddenly is breached, allowing a vast and swift volume of water to overtake President Bush and wash him away, never to be seen or heard from again.

    A guy can dream, can’t he? 🙂

  • Are these guys great a stage craft or what? An empty and silent Jackson Square at night. Just like the old days. I wonder if he’s going to go to Cafe du Monde Laissez les bon temps rouler!

  • Drew, LOL.

    I keep hearing Randy Newman singing

    Louisiana, Louisiana
    We’re hopin’ to wash Bush away
    We’re hopin’ to wash Bush away

    Clink! (that’s my Sazerac glass)

  • It’s things like this that make you hope that the religious right is correct- that there is a vengeful God. That’s probably the only thing which can give BushCo and friends their comeuppance. I can’t think of anything else which would suffice (Okay, other than giving them all a permanent vacation at Gitmo- since they have told us so many times how nice it is to stay there…)

    eternal damnation is too good for them.

  • Butthead’s speech tonight:

    blah blah blah hard work

    blah blah blah 9/11

    blah blah blah God

    blah blah blah ….ummmmm…blah

    No doubt he’ll misspronounce blah a couple of times.

    I’m with Ed and the rest….the man makes me cringe. Cant stand the sight or sound of him.

  • I sent my last one accidentally and before I was ready (and then I had to go pick up my General Tso’s chicken — hey, it’s Peoria. They don’t deliver). This little bit of posing in front of St. Louis cathedral can be made into another nail in the Bush presidency’s coffin if the blogs and what’s left of the leftish pundits care to do it. Using a (temporarily) ruined city, one of America’s most unique and historic cities, as a prop? Where were the grateful citizens? Local politicians? First responders? Anyone? What’s the purpose of giving this speech in front of Andy Jackson (he was a democrat, right? – oh, I wonder if they’ll try to cut him out of the picture? It’s a pretty tight shot if they do). We all know the answer – politics. But the American people are slowly waking to Bush’s failures. This bit of political theatre could easily backfire on the Rovians. I hate to say it because I have faith in my fellow Americans, but they’ll notice only if they are told how craven it is.

    (P.S. This is before the speech so as far as I know they might have the whole Quarter filled with Bush sycophants by the time he gives the speech. I hope not. I hope you can hear crickets in the background as he speaks. None the less, my point about *using* New Orleans remains.).

  • Ed, enjoy that dinner; you are going to feel so much better than if you stick around to watch that blowhard spout more lies and crap.
    I’ll watch, but will have my evening cocktail in hand so the message will be a little diluted by the time it hits my brain. Otherwise the TV wouldn’t make it through 5 minutes!!!

  • he’ll probably bus in some white fireman for reaction shots. what he’ll say will be meaningless. he’ll be like the negligent father bringing gifts to the kids he rarely sees and expecting that will make everything all right.

  • In a just world…

    Bush walks to the middle of a barren, prefabricated stage. He lays out a mat and sits down on it cross legged. He reaches into his shirt, pulls out a piece of paper, and clears his throat:

    This here’s what the Jaspanesey people in Japan call a “death poem”…

    What is life?
    The reflection of the setting sun
    In a seagull’s eye.
    Nothing more.
    Now, watch this drive…

    Dubya tears open his shirt. Condie Rice walks onto the stage. She’s dressed like a geisha, wearing a colorful kimono and sporting white powder on her face. She holds in her hands a small silk pillow, on which rests a long knife. She kneels next to Dubya and presents the pillow and knife before him. As Dubya accepts the seppuku blade, Dick Cheney and Karl Rove appear. The Vice President is dressed in full samurai armor and wields a katana sword. Turd Blossom is clad only in a sumo thong and carries an ornate bucket, which contains light, sweet crude oil blessed by James Dobson. Cheney holds the sword out flat and Rove ladles the sacred oil onto one side of the blade, then the other. The katana seemingly purified enough for his liking, Cheney lurches across the stage, finally positioning himself at The President’s side…

    Dubya looks down at his sepukku knive, now pointed at his belly. He looks up and gives the assembled crowd and media one last smirk. He closes his eyes and pulls the blade into his abdomen. On cue, Cheney raises the katana as if to strike, but suddenly drops the sword and clutches at his chest plate.

    “It’s…the…big…one,” The Vice President mutters as he drops to his knees, “Turd Blossom…finish…him.”

    Rove, frozen by fear, is unable to fufill his master’s final order. Instead, he soils himself, overflowing his sumo thong with urine and excrement. He begins to weep.

    Bush writhes in agony on the ground, next to Cheney’s body. He holds his hands to his abdomen, in a vain attempt to contain his eviscera. Blood gushes between his fingers.

    “Please…kill…meeee….pleeeease…kill…meeeeee,” The Presdident cries over and over again, like a zen koan.

    Secretary Rice, driven into a state of shock, begins to perform Gilbert and Sullivan’s “Three Little Maids From School.” Her mezzo soprano voice drowns out Dubyas dying moans…

  • As a typical recovering alcoholic now Bush want to overcompensate for his fuck up on Katrina playing Santa Claus and promising to rebuild the Gulf coast and buy every “racially discriminated” poor family a brand new home. I wonder how this will play now with his conservative base that was expecting for more tax cuts.

  • Jennifer, he has them covered. Who do you think will get most of the $200 billion? Remember Karl Rove will be in charge of this patronage system. The poor will see only a drop in the buck. He has already suspended Davis-Bacon, which would have required companies receiving federal contracts to pay prevailing wages. It isn’t that they have given up on looting the treasury, rather they have proven flexible in their methods.

  • I had zero interest in seeing even a minute of that speech. He hasn’t said anything new or worth listening to (except maybe as a warning of what kind of stupid BS he’s going to pull) since his first “election.”

    What I found interesting, though, was that the TV “news” (NBC, I think it was) was DIRECTLY QUOTING his speech BEFORE he even gave it — not just generally repeating the GOP talking points you noted. I can’t think of any more obvious example of blatant propaganda and how completely coopted the TV “news” is than that.

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